October 27, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky is back at it with her inability to share or learn from her mistakes... Once again Sky has brought something into the building that's up for grabs but didn't even consider offering it to any of us before letting the masses at it!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
How many fucking times Sky, how many I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Me?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm with you, You're fucking I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's what part of me thinks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You're out of your mind stopping. I can't even count anymore?
How many times Sky has not shared something with us?
Like every time? It's like a big, big shocker that, Oh,
we would be offended by you not sharing your things.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This I have a reason for this.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh my god, I plan to.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Share something else, but I have a reason for this one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is happened again.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Stop, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Find you a year completely uncensored and unking filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The party.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Now always you, always you, every time, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It all started with the big cookie. Let's remember the
big cookie. I don't want to look at her, look
at her.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't want to do this today.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Hear the word cookie like I get you can't even
really sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Because your favorite my favorite. Oh I remember being silly.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Sky brought in a giant cookie once, only offered it
to me, and Thor didn't give any to my good
beautiful friend Emily nothing, She got nothing. It was a ship.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, it was a giantkie. Miss I don't like sweets
I have.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And she really loves, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Thor was like, we don't need to share it with her.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, that's not how that went out. That's not exactly
how that went out. He did say he did say
that was said, but you never once offered it to her,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I didn't say I did, But it's your cookie.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You do what you want. You're trying to put the
blame on hundred percent on him.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, but he was backing up my thoughts of like,
she doesn't like sweets, why would you share something with
somebody who doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But then when I said, yeah, but she likes the
chocolate chip cookie, you still did. Now all of a sudden,
milk and that's all I recall, not true at all.
So the amount of times Sky has brought something in
and not offered it to us we're pieces of ship,
(02:21):
is crazy, insane. It's insane, the amount of times, and
we tell her every time, like, Sky, why won't you
offer it to us first before you give it to
the world. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And then I get in trouble because then I offer
it to one person who I feel would like it,
and then I get in trouble for not offering it
the room, and then I just go, Okay, Well then
I think it's just it's a fucking disaster.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well you're you are a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But I don't want to just throw something away because
I feel like we can't fucking share this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
This is a simple fucking process. You bring whatever it
is you want. You just say does anybody want this?
If multiple people want this, then it will figure it out.
It will be a draw, random draw or something. But
you you offer either the one person and you know
that somebody is gonna get mad like the mooch and
or you, or you don't offer it to any of us,
(03:16):
so you can't figure this out. It's a simple process,
you suck. It's a simple process.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Today I brought two things. One I am I was
going to offer to the room and let you guys
figure it out what. But the one Eddie is upset
about is I this was a bitch move. Okay, I
don't think so. Me and my husband like talked about
it multiple times, because.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
First off, clearly didn't talk about it with us.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, first off, I wasn't going to bring it at
all because I thought, oh, people are going to find
this gross. And then my husband said, no, one's going
to find that gross. It's okay. And then I said, well,
the show would definitely find this gross, and that is
why I didn't offer it to you guys. And what
Eddie very upset about is he went into our kitchen
(04:03):
net and saw that half of my birthday bunt cake
is in there up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So for my birthday p one day one always will
bring us a full size cake from nothing butnt cake. Like,
it's so much fucking cake. It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You'll be definitely eating that thing for a week and
a half.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, Like, it's so much. It is so much cake.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I'm surprised with your husband yea and his love
of sweets.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Well, you were gone Friday nights. I feel like he
could just sit down and rub over his body. Oh,
nobody's there to judge him.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh, and I'm sure that happened. But there's so much
cake that there's enough cake for him to rub it
on his body like a creep azoid and still have
some left over.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And didn't you get multiple cakes too. That's the other
three cakes.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I got three cakes, plus there was a free birthday
slice from the cheesecake factory that and I ended up
there yesterday, yesterday Sunday night, Sunday Day. It was lunch,
but I knew I had this free piece of cheesecake.
But I was so full, as we all are when
you eat at the cheesecake factory, that I'm like, oh,
(05:16):
I'll just bring it home. But again, like Eddie said,
I already got three fucking cakes at home, two things
of ice cream. Like, there's so much birthday leftover dessert
that it's at Oh yeah, it's it's tough with that
my daughter's birthday and Thanksgiving then Christmas. Oh, this is
(05:36):
fast season. It's already kicking up. And so what we
had left at the house was a little less than
half of the bunt cake and then half of this
other like Vaughn's cake I got. And so the discussion
we were having is is it gross to bring in
(05:56):
a almost week old, half eaten cake to offer to
other people? And we decided it's a little bit questionable.
But the hobby and I thought in this room, you
guys would all be disgusted by the fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I would.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You don't know us at all. Then Number one one
guy is discussed, discussed the fact that doesn't get disgusted
by any of this.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But she doesn't like fruit sweets, and this is a
lemon cake. So I thought.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I wouldn't mind a little slice that with my coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But you said your most hated type of sweets is
the fruit sweets.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Lemon does count as fruit.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
I wouldn't count lemon guy, when you're forgetting strawberry or that.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What you're forgetting is that what she says doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So I thought you'd be out because of germs, which
you were.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Not because of germs, because it's fucking old.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, But I thought for you it was the germs
and the traveling and the amount of people who had
cut slices.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Off that right, you're not taking out of it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I just can imagine it's like two a m. The
just got finished on you porn hub, and he's standing
there shirtless over the cake, drooling.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And he's all loved up.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, fluid, Yeah, just shove it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are kind of flying one.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're right, I don't want it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You want germs.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She was fruit and Eddie, I fucking loves nothing. But
on another level, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
But I thought an almost week old one you.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Would be like, that's I know what it takes to
finish off that cake. We all do, we all get it.
It's it's a process. It so you're getting to probably
about a week and a half for you even to
finish that thing. It's it's really hard. So I got
two kids at home, me old Graham and Nancy. All
these people are you kid? She needs more sweet than
(08:12):
any human being, and Sha, listen, she don't give a
at this point. And so, uh, I got all these
people at my house. We paused that thing off in
one sitting, right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But no, I'm I thought that at this point it
was already too old for you. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You know how we clear that up? Yes, you just asked,
But I know you had this conversation with the boom
and you and the boo have decided.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I assumed everyone in this room wrong. I don't want
your half eaten cake.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Shove it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's your feelings, not mine.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well that's what I assumed what happened. That's why I
just put.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It asked for everyone would you want some of this cake?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Absolutely? I bet you can breathe.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I bet you if you put I bet you sign
over the cake, saying husband had this late at night.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Beware, people wouldn't need it. I agree, this is still
radio right right culture.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
How many people that would wonder about it and like,
if they heard our podcast right now be kind of
upset that they had a slice of it because hearing
disgusted golf Old and that, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just I don't understand why it's just not common
courtesy at this point, you just throw it out there,
you know. I know you have the discussion with the boo,
but which makes no sense because the boo has nothing
to do with this. But why not just throw it
out there to us and just say does anybody want this?
Before I put it in the kitchen?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
That is it that hard?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Is that hard?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It is? What?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I just like to keep things organized. So when I
come into work with my hands full of ship, I
want to know where everything's going, and I want to
put I want to like get it out of my space.
I'm done with it. You're in office, so I know,
but there's no there's no cake spot.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So anyway, how about love in a little text? Hey, guys,
I have nothing but cakes left over?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right? Text back?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
He doesn't even Yeah, I don't. I don't text.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Okay, So okay, so the cake's gone for the cakes guy, great, thanks, sorry,
sorry caffeine now you sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That was good, scientist, that was good.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, But I did okay on the next thing. Because
there's another thing you, guys, which you don't even know
about because it wasn't in the kitchen it I have
a brand new freshie up for grabs, doing the right thing.
Bringing it to the show. Tub of cream cheese?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why che kind of cream cheese? What flavor was?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
He called you, honey, because I would assume it's just
regular cream cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But why would you have a whole tub of cream
cheese that you want to give it with? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, I'm not supposed to be eating. I'm the only
cream cheese eater in the house.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Number one, you are your husband doesn't eat cream?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Big fan.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You guys get bagels every week?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What do they put My daughter likes a plane, just
dry serial killers. She doesn't like creamy things. No butter,
she doesn't. She doesn't use butter. That's so weird, okay
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, it's not weird, guy, I mean a bagel and
just eating it. It's weird. That is your mouth not
bleed out like that's so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She's a plain, plain toe.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
She ever put jelly on it? Nothing, she's butter like, not.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
On the bagel, but on to She's a fan of
strawberry jelly.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No butter though, dude.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Just playing.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I mean when she was little, we gave it to
her without you know, her consent, but but she just
couldn't speak, you know, she couldn't verbalize that she didn't want.
She ate it fine and then and then but.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She used to eat. It's just a mental it's a
Joke's a joke, no way.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
She doesn't taste puts the like it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So she says her taste but don't like screamy. So
that's how she does it. The boo does butter and
olive oil on his boat.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes, yeah, wait what's the point of the olive oil
for I don't know his health, but he already put
butter on it. Well yeah, but well doesn't that counteract
in his point?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
In his world, olive oil is like a vitamin, so
It's like it's like having a bagel and a vitamin.
Like he puts olive oil on everything, so it doesn't
matter what the item is.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
He just wants half the butt.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, like, how does that make sense? It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What does unhealthy people take vitamins?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Nothing? I don't know. He just wants How sky is
justifying this? I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's olive oil. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I'm not going to stop him.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And say he should. It just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Of course it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's our point. Well, yeah, but you're justifying it like
it does make sense.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, I'm just saying, like, like overweight people take vitamins,
and that doesn't mean that. It doesn't justify it, and
it just doesn't make sense. Yeah, if you want to
be really helpthy, you don't eat the buntcake at midnight.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
But all of.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
All, and I'm not gonna I'm not.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'll just let him happen. I'll just let them happen.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
So anyway, the cream cheese, I'm the only cream cheese
eater in the house and I'm not even supposed to
be eating cream cheese because of my trenklists. Right, I
haven't had cream cheese in here for quite a while. Really, Yeah,
there's been a couple of breakfast sandwiches. I've gotten it
on from Einstein's, but I regret it. Yeah, I'm a
naughty girl. I thought like the cucumber and the spinach
would balance it. Now it's still not good for me.
(13:38):
So so we get bagels. Probably it's become our new
thing over the last I don't know, three four months
where we get bagels every weekend and we'll get a
dozen bagels and I freeze half of them and I
bring them to work. My daughter has them in the morning,
the whole thing. And uh, yes, this weekend, got a
wild hankering for cream cheese. Wow, hankering at Bruger's bagels.
(14:03):
So I grab a whipped original, thank you for asking,
looked at all the flavors, went whipped original, and get
to the register and that's when she says, oh, well,
since you got a dozen bagels, the bundle actually comes
with two cream cheeses. So basically it's the same price
whether I'm getting one cream cheese or two cream cheeses cheese.
(14:26):
So I decide, okay, well I'm panicking now I'm flustered.
So I am. I didn't see this coming. I didn't
know I was gonna have to make another decision. Do
I go with a different flavor? Do I just get
the same? So I panic and just grab another original
whipped And that's what I'm like, whip. What am I
gonna do with all this fucking cream cheese? And then
(14:47):
I said, well, I will bring the second unopened cream
cheese to work and offer it to the show. So
it is sitting back in the office fridge, unopened Bruger
whipped original cream.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So I think it's fairly obvious who should get this
cream cheese? I think we all. I'm out. I'm out
because I do have bagels with cream cheese from time
to time, but nowhere near as much as a couple
other people on the show, in particular four. I mean, well,
he's from New York, he loves his bagels, he loves
(15:23):
his bagels, and.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
My nine month pregnant wife is eating a ton.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Of There you are? You are you tagging in?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I eat cream cheese, often have bagels, and you never
have a Bagelkrechees just had one on Friday.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
You don't see what you don't I do.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You bring in a bagel and eat bagel creechees in this.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Studio, and here I eat it in my studio.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
She hides and eats on their front.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I've never eaten in here before. I eat in there
and I love cream cheese?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I actually just ran out of it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're also the mooch. No, and yeah, I know you are.
So whether whether or not you even want this cream
cheese you want it?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Do I like things that are free?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Most humans do.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, there's a level you don't. I just said I'm out.
I just said I'm out because you don't. I do eat.
I feel like I feel like I eat bagels as
often as you do. Okay, Okay, so I'm I'm stepping aside.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Okay, But but do you have cream cheese at home?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Well, I know that I just ran out and I
was bumm because I wanted to bring a side of
it this morning to eat with my bagel.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh, you did go very much. I do.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I have put it in there, but I don't eat
this morning. I have cream cheese.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Damn store and get cream cheese, but I don't. Now
there's well, now there's now it's and.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I what is it?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Well, the only fair thing is to do like you
said earlier in the if there's moreultiple people that want it,
we put it in.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
A That was what you said.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I disagree because I feel like when we get food
in here, who takes it nice?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is your argument most of the time, because you don't.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Want it exactly. So the one thing I do want,
I should get because when we're food in here, big
Mama takes it. Yeah, because I want it exactly so
you so, now that I actually want something, I feel
like I should get dupes because I because all the
other times I could be like, no, I want to
and it's mine, but I don't, and.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
That would be totally fair. And I have no problem with.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This man, but I don't. That's nine months pregnant wife,
and you're not.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Going to let them get I do get your point.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You're not going to let him have it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I think the only fair thing, but the.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Poor pregnant wife all she wants is a bagel and
cream cheese. You're not going to give it. I mean,
this poor thing.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
And I think we know when it comes to sharing,
it's not Emily's forte.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, both of these to have had their issues in
the past. Don't like we bring up that paddle board again.
I'm not I'm not go
How many fucking times Sky, how many I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Me?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm with you, You're fucking I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's what part of me thinks.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You're out of your mind stopping. I can't even count anymore?
How many times Sky has not shared something with us?
Like every time? It's like a big, big shocker that, Oh,
we would be offended by you not sharing your things.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
This I have a reason for this.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh my god, I plan to.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Share something else, but I have a reason for this one.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Ladies and gentlemen, it is happened again.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Stop, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Find you a year completely uncensored and unking filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The party.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
Now always you, always you, every time, I can't.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It all started with the big cookie. Let's remember the
big cookie. I don't want to look at her, look
at her.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't want to do this today.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Hear the word cookie like I get you can't even
really sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Because your favorite my favorite. Oh I remember being silly.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Sky brought in a giant cookie once, only offered it
to me, and Thor didn't give any to my good
beautiful friend Emily nothing, She got nothing. It was a ship.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay, it was a giantkie. Miss I don't like sweets
I have.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
And she really loves, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Thor was like, we don't need to share it with her.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, that's not how that went out. That's not exactly
how that went out. He did say he did say
that was said, but you never once offered it to her,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I didn't say I did, But it's your cookie.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You do what you want. You're trying to put the
blame on hundred percent on him.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, but he was backing up my thoughts of like,
she doesn't like sweets, why would you share something with
somebody who doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But then when I said, yeah, but she likes the
chocolate chip cookie, you still did. Now all of a sudden,
milk and that's all I recall, not true at all.
So the amount of times Sky has brought something in
and not offered it to us we're pieces of ship,
(02:21):
is crazy, insane. It's insane, the amount of times, and
we tell her every time, like, Sky, why won't you
offer it to us first before you give it to
the world. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And then I get in trouble because then I offer
it to one person who I feel would like it,
and then I get in trouble for not offering it
the room, and then I just go, Okay, Well then
I think it's just it's a fucking disaster.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well you're you are a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
But I don't want to just throw something away because
I feel like we can't fucking share this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
This is a simple fucking process. You bring whatever it
is you want. You just say does anybody want this?
If multiple people want this, then it will figure it out.
It will be a draw, random draw or something. But
you you offer either the one person and you know
that somebody is gonna get mad like the mooch and
or you, or you don't offer it to any of us,
(03:16):
so you can't figure this out. It's a simple process,
you suck. It's a simple process.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Today I brought two things. One I am I was
going to offer to the room and let you guys
figure it out what. But the one Eddie is upset
about is I this was a bitch move. Okay, I
don't think so. Me and my husband like talked about
it multiple times, because.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
First off, clearly didn't talk about it with us.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, first off, I wasn't going to bring it at
all because I thought, oh, people are going to find
this gross. And then my husband said, no, one's going
to find that gross. It's okay. And then I said, well,
the show would definitely find this gross, and that is
why I didn't offer it to you guys. And what
Eddie very upset about is he went into our kitchen
(04:03):
net and saw that half of my birthday bunt cake
is in there up for grabs.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So for my birthday p one day one always will
bring us a full size cake from nothing butnt cake. Like,
it's so much fucking cake. It's delicious.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You'll be definitely eating that thing for a week and
a half.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, Like, it's so much. It is so much cake.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I'm surprised with your husband yea and his love
of sweets.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Well, you were gone Friday nights. I feel like he
could just sit down and rub over his body. Oh,
nobody's there to judge him.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh, and I'm sure that happened. But there's so much
cake that there's enough cake for him to rub it
on his body like a creep azoid and still have
some left over.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And didn't you get multiple cakes too. That's the other
three cakes.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I got three cakes, plus there was a free birthday
slice from the cheesecake factory that and I ended up
there yesterday, yesterday Sunday night, Sunday Day. It was lunch,
but I knew I had this free piece of cheesecake.
But I was so full, as we all are when
you eat at the cheesecake factory, that I'm like, oh,
(05:16):
I'll just bring it home. But again, like Eddie said,
I already got three fucking cakes at home, two things
of ice cream. Like, there's so much birthday leftover dessert
that it's at Oh yeah, it's it's tough with that
my daughter's birthday and Thanksgiving then Christmas. Oh, this is
(05:36):
fast season. It's already kicking up. And so what we
had left at the house was a little less than
half of the bunt cake and then half of this
other like Vaughn's cake I got. And so the discussion
we were having is is it gross to bring in
(05:56):
a almost week old, half eaten cake to offer to
other people? And we decided it's a little bit questionable.
But the hobby and I thought in this room, you
guys would all be disgusted by the fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I would.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You don't know us at all. Then Number one one
guy is discussed, discussed the fact that doesn't get disgusted
by any of this.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But she doesn't like fruit sweets, and this is a
lemon cake. So I thought.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I wouldn't mind a little slice that with my coffee.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
But you said your most hated type of sweets is
the fruit sweets.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Lemon does count as fruit.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
I wouldn't count lemon guy, when you're forgetting strawberry or that.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Kind of.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
What you're forgetting is that what she says doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
So I thought you'd be out because of germs, which
you were.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Not because of germs, because it's fucking old.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Okay, But I thought for you it was the germs
and the traveling and the amount of people who had
cut slices.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Off that right, you're not taking out of it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I just can imagine it's like two a m. The
just got finished on you porn hub, and he's standing
there shirtless over the cake, drooling.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And he's all loved up.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Okay, fluid, Yeah, just shove it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Are kind of flying one.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're right, I don't want it.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You want germs.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
She was fruit and Eddie, I fucking loves nothing. But
on another level, thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
But I thought an almost week old one you.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Would be like, that's I know what it takes to
finish off that cake. We all do, we all get it.
It's it's a process. It so you're getting to probably
about a week and a half for you even to
finish that thing. It's it's really hard. So I got
two kids at home, me old Graham and Nancy. All
these people are you kid? She needs more sweet than
(08:12):
any human being, and Sha, listen, she don't give a
at this point. And so, uh, I got all these
people at my house. We paused that thing off in
one sitting, right.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
But no, I'm I thought that at this point it
was already too old for you. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
You know how we clear that up? Yes, you just asked,
But I know you had this conversation with the boom
and you and the boo have decided.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I assumed everyone in this room wrong. I don't want
your half eaten cake.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Shove it.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's your feelings, not mine.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well that's what I assumed what happened. That's why I
just put.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It asked for everyone would you want some of this cake?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Absolutely? I bet you can breathe.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I bet you if you put I bet you sign
over the cake, saying husband had this late at night.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Beware, people wouldn't need it. I agree, this is still
radio right right culture.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
How many people that would wonder about it and like,
if they heard our podcast right now be kind of
upset that they had a slice of it because hearing
disgusted golf Old and that, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I just I don't understand why it's just not common
courtesy at this point, you just throw it out there,
you know. I know you have the discussion with the boo,
but which makes no sense because the boo has nothing
to do with this. But why not just throw it
out there to us and just say does anybody want this?
Before I put it in the kitchen?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
That is it that hard?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Is that hard?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It is? What?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I just like to keep things organized. So when I
come into work with my hands full of ship, I
want to know where everything's going, and I want to
put I want to like get it out of my space.
I'm done with it. You're in office, so I know,
but there's no there's no cake spot.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So anyway, how about love in a little text? Hey, guys,
I have nothing but cakes left over?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right? Text back?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
He doesn't even Yeah, I don't. I don't text.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Okay, So okay, so the cake's gone for the cakes guy, great, thanks, sorry,
sorry caffeine now you sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That was good, scientist, that was good.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, But I did okay on the next thing. Because
there's another thing you, guys, which you don't even know
about because it wasn't in the kitchen it I have
a brand new freshie up for grabs, doing the right thing.
Bringing it to the show. Tub of cream cheese?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why che kind of cream cheese? What flavor was?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
He called you, honey, because I would assume it's just
regular cream cheese.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But why would you have a whole tub of cream
cheese that you want to give it with? That's weird.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, I'm not supposed to be eating. I'm the only
cream cheese eater in the house.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Number one, you are your husband doesn't eat cream?
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Big fan.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
You guys get bagels every week?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What do they put My daughter likes a plane, just
dry serial killers. She doesn't like creamy things. No butter,
she doesn't. She doesn't use butter. That's so weird, okay
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, it's not weird, guy, I mean a bagel and
just eating it. It's weird. That is your mouth not
bleed out like that's so weird.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
She's a plain, plain toe.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
She ever put jelly on it? Nothing, she's butter like, not.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
On the bagel, but on to She's a fan of
strawberry jelly.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No butter though, dude.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Just playing.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I mean when she was little, we gave it to
her without you know, her consent, but but she just
couldn't speak, you know, she couldn't verbalize that she didn't want.
She ate it fine and then and then but.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
She used to eat. It's just a mental it's a
Joke's a joke, no way.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
She doesn't taste puts the like it.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So she says her taste but don't like screamy. So
that's how she does it. The boo does butter and
olive oil on his boat.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes, yeah, wait what's the point of the olive oil
for I don't know his health, but he already put
butter on it. Well yeah, but well doesn't that counteract
in his point?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
In his world, olive oil is like a vitamin, so
It's like it's like having a bagel and a vitamin.
Like he puts olive oil on everything, so it doesn't
matter what the item is.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
He just wants half the butt.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, like, how does that make sense? It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What does unhealthy people take vitamins?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Nothing? I don't know. He just wants How sky is
justifying this? I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's olive oil. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I'm not going to stop him.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And say he should. It just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Of course it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That's our point. Well, yeah, but you're justifying it like
it does make sense.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
No, I'm just saying, like, like overweight people take vitamins,
and that doesn't mean that. It doesn't justify it, and
it just doesn't make sense. Yeah, if you want to
be really helpthy, you don't eat the buntcake at midnight.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
But all of.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
All, and I'm not gonna I'm not.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'll just let him happen. I'll just let them happen.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
So anyway, the cream cheese, I'm the only cream cheese
eater in the house and I'm not even supposed to
be eating cream cheese because of my trenklists. Right, I
haven't had cream cheese in here for quite a while. Really, Yeah,
there's been a couple of breakfast sandwiches. I've gotten it
on from Einstein's, but I regret it. Yeah, I'm a
naughty girl. I thought like the cucumber and the spinach
would balance it. Now it's still not good for me.
(13:38):
So so we get bagels. Probably it's become our new
thing over the last I don't know, three four months
where we get bagels every weekend and we'll get a
dozen bagels and I freeze half of them and I
bring them to work. My daughter has them in the morning,
the whole thing. And uh, yes, this weekend, got a
wild hankering for cream cheese. Wow, hankering at Bruger's bagels.
(14:03):
So I grab a whipped original, thank you for asking,
looked at all the flavors, went whipped original, and get
to the register and that's when she says, oh, well,
since you got a dozen bagels, the bundle actually comes
with two cream cheeses. So basically it's the same price
whether I'm getting one cream cheese or two cream cheeses cheese.
(14:26):
So I decide, okay, well I'm panicking now I'm flustered.
So I am. I didn't see this coming. I didn't
know I was gonna have to make another decision. Do
I go with a different flavor? Do I just get
the same? So I panic and just grab another original
whipped And that's what I'm like, whip. What am I
gonna do with all this fucking cream cheese? And then
(14:47):
I said, well, I will bring the second unopened cream
cheese to work and offer it to the show. So
it is sitting back in the office fridge, unopened Bruger
whipped original cream.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
So I think it's fairly obvious who should get this
cream cheese? I think we all. I'm out. I'm out
because I do have bagels with cream cheese from time
to time, but nowhere near as much as a couple
other people on the show, in particular four. I mean, well,
he's from New York, he loves his bagels, he loves
(15:23):
his bagels, and.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
My nine month pregnant wife is eating a ton.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Of There you are? You are you tagging in?
Speaker 7 (15:35):
I eat cream cheese, often have bagels, and you never
have a Bagelkrechees just had one on Friday.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
You don't see what you don't I do.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You bring in a bagel and eat bagel creechees in this.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Studio, and here I eat it in my studio.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
She hides and eats on their front.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I've never eaten in here before. I eat in there
and I love cream cheese?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I actually just ran out of it.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You're also the mooch. No, and yeah, I know you are.
So whether whether or not you even want this cream
cheese you want it?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Do I like things that are free?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Of course I do.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Most humans do.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Well, there's a level you don't. I just said I'm out.
I just said I'm out because you don't. I do eat.
I feel like I feel like I eat bagels as
often as you do. Okay, Okay, so I'm I'm stepping aside.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Okay, But but do you have cream cheese at home?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
Well, I know that I just ran out and I
was bumm because I wanted to bring a side of
it this morning to eat with my bagel.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh, you did go very much. I do.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I have put it in there, but I don't eat
this morning. I have cream cheese.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Damn store and get cream cheese, but I don't. Now
there's well, now there's now it's and.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I what is it?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Well, the only fair thing is to do like you
said earlier in the if there's moreultiple people that want it,
we put it in.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
A That was what you said.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I disagree because I feel like when we get food
in here, who takes it nice?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is your argument most of the time, because you don't.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Want it exactly. So the one thing I do want,
I should get because when we're food in here, big
Mama takes it. Yeah, because I want it exactly so
you so, now that I actually want something, I feel
like I should get dupes because I because all the
other times I could be like, no, I want to
and it's mine, but I don't, and.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
That would be totally fair. And I have no problem with.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
This man, but I don't. That's nine months pregnant wife,
and you're not.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Going to let them get I do get your point.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You're not going to let him have it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I think the only fair thing, but the.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Poor pregnant wife all she wants is a bagel and
cream cheese. You're not going to give it. I mean,
this poor thing.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
And I think we know when it comes to sharing,
it's not Emily's forte.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, both of these to have had their issues in
the past. Don't like we bring up that paddle board again.
I'm not I'm not go
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