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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I think we were all kind of curious what
happened at the end of Bruce Ball now why, Well,
it was a little bit confusing, honestly, because I thought
it was Thor's wife Haley there dressed as sexy butter.
But then at one point I thought it was Thor's escort,
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mistress Page, also Haley, but she was wearing a red wig.
And then and then I swear I thought I saw
another girl that was Paige. I don't know what the
fuck was going on, but apparently there was some antics
that did happen afterwards. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered Except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
The show's after show starts now. Okay, before we break
down this conundrum, Yeah, I have to give shout outs
to a couple of amazing costumes that we saw out
at Bru Bowl. First of all, Jamie was upset that
I excluded him when I was talking about the show's
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group costume. He was the Undertaker, which was the skinniest
Undertaker I've ever seen in my life. I mean, I've
never seen anything like that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, Undertaker, who hadn't eaten in weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, Taker, yes, you had yeah, yeah, yeah, Undertaker.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Then you have badass American American badass Taker, and then
you have Taker.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah. I thought he was like stuck in the boiler
room the entire time or something like that could happened.
But yeah, so so Jamie was the Undertaker, along with
our other w W costume yet. Uh. Then we had
very show centric costumes, which were incredible. We forgot to
mention Emily that Thomas j did show up Jen Emily that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
You know, it's funny. I saw that guy with a
sign that said where are my glasses?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, he said, I can't see it, and he had
to be with him.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And he had and he was walking around aimlessly and
I watched it. I didn't didn't register.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Get it, talk about it every day.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And then wanted it hit me. I was like, huh,
that's really good ship any new parts of the movie,
like however, he wanted to be an acrobat and he was.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I loved it. But you were very upset anytime he
was around. Yeah, you got a little dramatic. It was
like a dead guy walking around, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And then we had a guy who fully went full
board being the upshitter, which you know, if you've listened
to this podcast for a long time, you know the
drama that circled around the Upshire where he was basically
poop all over him and then he fashioned a toilet
out of it and and had all kinds of different
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things out of it. I mean, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's pretty wild. Yeah, it's funny. I thought that I
didn't realize it was the upshitter until just now. I
thought he was doing Emily shitting.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well, it was a little bit of both, That's what
he was saying that it was a little bit of
homage to Emily.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's a double I swear my kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't come here on the weekends of we.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Don't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't house. Yeah, but you look what happens to it.
You don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
There's always issues, and you always blame on the boys
in your house.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, now we know. I mean, I just use my
own okay, okay, okay, okay. It was it was a
really funny costume. Yeah, it was a hit. Jeez. Uh. Anyway, uh,
then we had one that was honestly so simple yet
so genius. It was fucking brilliant because I didn't get
it at first, and then I had to like do
a double take and went, oh, it was just a
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guy and a girl. One guy was wearing like a
white hoodie. The other girl was just dressed normal. She
did have a red wig on dress, and I was like, huh,
who's like, I don't really but they're not dressed up.
And then as they got closer, he had a name
tag that said big Load, so he was she was
Paige and he was big loads favorite.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
And anytime he would take a picture with them, he
would pretend to dive towards her face because he's he's
the big Load in action, so he would never take
a normal picture standing up every time.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
My two favorites.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's so clever, so clever, so load, like Thor's claim
the Fince loves a big load.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
He said it many times.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And Page is Hayley's alter ego, the escort that they
have met up and stuff with. That was really it
was really funny. That was really really funny.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Now, Nerve Prouder of what I really sorry now.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was confused when I did see I think it
was Hailey. It was weird because she was dressed as
sexy butter, which I knew that right away. It was like,
that's fantastic. Good for her, by the way, But then
she had the red wig on, so I'm like, wait
a minute, is this Hailey sexy butter? Is this page
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sexy butter? I don't I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Was there an explanation the red wig was on because
I talked about this in the show at six am
this morning. She put avocado oil over her hair by accident,
so so she couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And then when she will, I went shaved with some
palm spray.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Confused instead of shaving, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Not good, so she put the wig on.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She put the wig on because her hair was just
a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But the wig was intended for later.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
She was supposed to bring the wig for later. And
then the boots that she was wearing. I did see
those high boots off your over the knee high boots.
That was part that was for.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Both, okay, so that was part of the cost.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
That was part of the cost.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I needed her.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I told her I wanted to sex it up a
little bit. The butter butter costs.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
How do you sex up butter?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
She wore the boots and then she like tied it
in the back. It was a little sexier.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So what was the original plan to do with Page?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So Page was going to show up later in the night.
Well no, I I yeah, I booked her. But but
but because the Haley had to wear the wig to
boot wall, Uh, then I changed plans changed. So what
happened was, so she comes down, you know, we get
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through it, you know, and then as the night's going on,
I say to her, Hey, so, are you just going
to come to the room you like, like like ten
forty five, go to the room and I'll meet you
up there. And she says, I told you I'm leaving.
And I went and I was taken back because I
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was taking a back playing me. He doesn't think about this. Yeah,
I know, but we're dancing, listen to DJ Betto and
the Ones and two DJ Beto, what's up? Yeah Betos
throwing on Luda. We're listening rap. So I'm not even
thinking like this. So I'm thinking. So what I said
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to her, Hey, you're gonna go back to the room,
and she goes, I'm not coming back to the fucking room.
She said it like that, And I told you I
have to leave after work tomorrow. And I went, I went, whoa,
I thought, I go, whoa, Why are you getting so
mad at me? I thought you were coming back to
the room. She goes, I don't know, what do you
mean or whore or something? And I went and I went,
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I went, no, I'm not staying here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
She says, you're an idiot, and I realized, oh, yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
So the plan was for her to go up a
little early.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So there was two keys. I gave her the second key,
and then around like ten forty five, she's gone, Haley,
Haley left. No, I had to go wor yeah yeah,
And I get a text, no number, here we go
and you'll never do.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The third Why am I nervous? Did it come up
as butter?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't know. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Maybe the text was hi baby, oh I'm working tonight
and I thought I saw you wait what wait?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Wait, wait hold on a minute, okay, wait page So
this is from page she's working tonight? Yeah at squad?
Is she in brubl Escort? Just wait, hold on, I'm confused.
This is wild. There's Roller here.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
To make sure because I'm always the number.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I said, hey, Page, just to make sure.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I mean, you're still fucking confused.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I don't know that I was hooking up with years
and years ago. I have no idea, totally.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You're so dumb. The number of change every time.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I just forgot the numbers.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Put your phone page, Haley might find it. I'll tell
you what.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
She's drunk one night. Who the fuck is Page? It's you?
And then I went, are you at Sequan? This is
so dum and she says, She says, all this, I'm texting,
By the way, what Sky is staying next to me
randomly flexing?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh god?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
About she says, I happened to be Yeah, I'm with
a client and I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Get sloppy seconds. I don't know why she said, got
the big loads.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You don't need to disclose that. You should have just
said you're I'm not available off tonight, I was gambling, friend,
it's gross, but I don't want to picture my wife
having sex with another guy. This is your wife.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
This is Page okay?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And then I said, uh, ditch that client, I'll pay more.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I know you would.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
You would know you would, he would say, you'd be pissed.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You'd be pissed and.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Forget about it. And then she says you're my favorite though.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Damn every guy.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She's right now to say that she's.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Not really with the guy right now.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We don't know that.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I mean, I hope not. And then I said, good,
I like to hear that. And then I said, if.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You want me to read this, I don't think I
do anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
We're getting there, We're getting there, Okay. She says, baby,
I'd rather be with you, and I said, yeah, if
you pay more, and then I said I would pay
more again. And then I said meet me at my room.
And then I think she was a little tipsy because
she says I'll meet you in the room and then
gives me the wrong room. Numbers would have gone.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So then I said, you actually see a real escort,
and that what happened then?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
And then she says she demands a mangle white claw
and a water because she needs her fluids replenished.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Wait like to think about what that means. Yes, I
mean she's been having sex, she needs her fluids. Why
would you say that to me?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Fluids is gross?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Saying it a moist right now?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Totally it's very Then she writes the wrong room number again,
and then writes the wrong room number again. So I
finally go, it's dot dot dot, Come on, honey, because
because right for not because I'm thinking she's in the
wrong room.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I'm thinking she's walking around, I know my wife. She
thinks she's in the wrong trying to get in.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Then and then.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
She's and then it turns into her saying I left
a mess in the room. It was a little mess
because because we had we had to. And then I say, clean.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Enough for me.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
She says, you don't pay enough.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, you don't know. This is getting weird.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And then this got weird. Sorry, this is going on
for a while, but this got weird.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, this got weird.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
She goes, I need to know that your wife isn't here.
Now I'm weird because I don't want to say something
that's going to annoy my hate.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
What that bitch is gone, seriously, in all honesty, fuck her?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh ship, So I said she left already, and she goes,
oh wow, what a bitch, right right, I'm afraid.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
So like part of me like wants to defend her.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Don't talk that way about my wife.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
So like I write, L O L, she had to
work in the morning. Le genitally like defending Haley.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, I mean she's a really hard worker. I want
to if she could.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
What is going on