October 28, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we question Emily's sanity when she tells us what she told someone in our work breakroom when it comes to winning the lottery
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You ever say something and then really recognize, like should
I have said that? Like that's kind of a crazy
thing to say. You do this all the time where
you think you're just saying something nice and then you realize, oh,
I don't know if I should have said that. Well, shockingly,
Sky was not the one that put her foot in
(00:21):
her mouth this time. It was old Emily. We ain't
done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now, boy, when Emily puts her foot in the mouth
a mouth, a mouthful, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like to take my shoe off, so all of the
listeners my shoes.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's a very common woman.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
We would get taken off.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Of YouTube, wouldn't get taken off I mean I have
a inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Probably say that, say that for the pay site. Sorry sorry, yeah,
Emily has really done at this time? What are you thinking?
Like this was crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like I said it, and I was like that was
kind of weird, Like maybe I shouldn't have said that,
But I didn't think it was as bad as it
was when I told you, like I thought this was
I just said something kind of strange and then your
reaction was even worse, so it made me feel worse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, if you think about it, if it actually happens,
this is crazy. What what what went down?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I was in the break room filling up my water
earlier this morning, and one of a lady was in
there refilling snacks and doing some stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
And it's a woman in this building.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That I really like. She's very loved and adored by
many in this building.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Loved and adore this sweetie. She's been here forever.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I've known her since, even before when I wasn't on
this show, I was on another show, and I've known
her a lot of time.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I've known her for twenty years, and so I I
really I enjoy her.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I enjoy enjoy her.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I do.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I do know.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I feel this description is accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I actually agree. You're the only one that doesn't feel
this way.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I think this person's great, but loved and adored, love
that many.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I agreed, Jamie shaking his head.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, Jamie gets up.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's very extreme.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You don't love an adore anybody else.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
That's part of the problem, not particularly getting baby into
this world.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, yet staying staying inside where it's safe. Yeah, come out.
I'm not coming out.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Here's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not dealing with that guy football season.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
My dad can't love an adoor anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He's waiting till February. Smart.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So I feel this way about this woman, as you
can hear everybody else doesn't. So anyway, I'm going to
go fill my water up and I see her and
I said, oh, hi, how's it going, And she says
she was. She actually asked me how I was going first.
I said it's fine, and how are you doing today?
And she said, oh man, I'm just tired. And I
go get that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Feel your girl, I feel your girl.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Get that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I would have dropped to arm we all.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It was kind of along those lines. I might have been.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
That would have been the end of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, no, well.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Not with me.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But actually, at the same time, I don't usually over
chocolic Sky doesn't do and enjoyce.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You're right, I do actually talk.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
To her weirdo' let's be cleared. Freak shows and so no,
stop it.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
The biggest lie.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The most inaccurate thing, said a lot inaccurate.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I take it back, it's all out of your I'm
not I'm not okay, whatever about.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, okay, And so that kind of little combo is
going on.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
My water is almost filled at this point.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And that's when this person says, you know, maybe we'll
just win the lottery one day and we don't got
to come in.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So this is typical bullshit talk. I get it. Work
talk talk. Yeah, it's Tuesday. You're not going to give
a day of the week thing because Tuesday suck.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But they don't go heat wave.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I mean with the heat moving in and the Santa As.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I was just making fun of her, But that's a
great call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is going to be this week?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, that's the strange October almost November. That's happening. Easy,
one good call.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
We're different, Oh we don't real life.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Were the lottery, real life like real dreams like like that.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
We're just you know what I mean? You know what
I mean five hours a day. I do. See.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
There there are two different work talks. There is the
day of the week, heat wave guy that kind of stuff,
and then there's the complainer like like another day I
got another dollar, just trying to clock in surviving surviving.
You know you have that kind of thing too. So
there are two different people.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
This is deeper than okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right. So so we're just trying to win the lottery.
Here come in anymore?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
So she says, wouldn't it be great if we won
the lottery?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
And I go, yeah, that'd be amazing, all right, screw
the screw top on my water.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
And then I go, you know what, I go.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
As I'm walking out, I go, I win the lottery,
and then a Saturday and I go, share these with you.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
So I've shared with you, and then I said, have
a good day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Chairs's the lottery win.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
First of all, share these is one of the woosy
boy things. Ever you those you would say things all
the time, get to my wife, to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Everyone.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I wouldn't say shares to somebody in the breaker.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
He probably would.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Second second, I know Emily. We all know Emily. Emily
could find two dollars on the ground and not give
the other person a dollar. There's absolutely no fucking way
she would.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ever.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
She would share the money with her sister.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What about shares with Roberts. She wouldn't. She would share,
So she wouldn't share accurate.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I would share with. I would share with my sister,
not Robert. Get it straight.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There are certain people you would.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Never share anything with anybody ever.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You hit the lottery, you're sharing it with our coworker.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Out of all the people in your life, that's who
you're sharing your.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Feel like this coworker is like holding me to this.
I was more of like I get you, I got
you back, I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Let me tell you something. You win six hundred million dollars,
You're you're sharing it three hundred million? What does that mean?
What does that mean to me?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Then if she then if I remember this and you
guys brought this.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Up a ohh, she said, she comes to you because
lawyer and go, hey, remember you say you were going
to share.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It with your sharing with the law six hundred million,
got three hundred million?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
All right, you know what, I'm going to give you
a million dollars because I said that.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
That's giving a portion.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Of it half. Or if I'm in court, because now
I know I know about this. So if I'm on
the stand, I say, you're mills Lane, I'm going to
say listen, uh, your honor, she did say, share these
and so it is up to you. Your honor to
declare what share these is. So if if you're a
(07:50):
judge and I hear this and I go, okay, well
if you go, hey, you want to go have these?
Or share these on a sandwich, cutting it in half,
I'm not getting chase.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Could be any portion. J If I'm a bag of
Dorito's in here and I brought I like to share
with you, guys, I.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Can give you a couple of reds. She almost said.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Almost world. Uh you know, I'm telling you if this
is a court of law, she's getting half, getting half,
you're sharing it.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
She's rich now.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But do we even believe the claim that she's giving
a million to this whole worker, that she like million.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Wouldn't get a doll Really, E've a nice person.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I think she'd got Emily wouldn't give a dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Six hundred million. You're going to give her ten grand?
She can't even choke out the worst. Oh my god,
with her.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
One might have to decide what financial spot I was in?
How much I think that is.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Crazy? Imagine this if our coworker said the same thing
to her, who's come and calling for that money.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
She'd be like, technically I should get more, she said.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who's come and calling for that? You would want half?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I would not want yea.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't know what financial situation I meant she would.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I come in here the next day and she goes,
can you believe she said she could be half? She
better get me half?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Why would you say anything?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Don't know, that's a weird thing to promise somebody that
you're not close to.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You would make an eye contact when I said it,
So that doesn't matter. She doesn't, you know what, when
I see her Tomorrow'm going to ask her what she
thought about that. I'm going to say, hey, when I
said shares these, what did you think that meant?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I want to know that won't be weird at all.
You ever say something and then really recognize, like should
I have said that? Like that's kind of a crazy
thing to say. You do this all the time where
you think you're just saying something nice and then you realize, oh,
I don't know if I should have said that. Well, shockingly,
Sky was not the one that put her foot in
(00:21):
her mouth this time. It was old Emily. We ain't
done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now, boy, when Emily puts her foot in the mouth
a mouth, a mouthful, it's.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like to take my shoe off, so all of the
listeners my shoes.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's a very common woman.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
We would get taken off.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Of YouTube, wouldn't get taken off I mean I have
a inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Probably say that, say that for the pay site. Sorry sorry, yeah,
Emily has really done at this time? What are you thinking?
Like this was crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like I said it, and I was like that was
kind of weird, Like maybe I shouldn't have said that,
But I didn't think it was as bad as it
was when I told you, like I thought this was
I just said something kind of strange and then your
reaction was even worse, so it made me feel worse.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, if you think about it, if it actually happens,
this is crazy. What what what went down?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I was in the break room filling up my water
earlier this morning, and one of a lady was in
there refilling snacks and doing some stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
And it's a woman in this building.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That I really like. She's very loved and adored by
many in this building.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Loved and adore this sweetie. She's been here forever.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I've known her since, even before when I wasn't on
this show, I was on another show, and I've known
her a lot of time.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I've known her for twenty years, and so I I
really I enjoy her.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I enjoy enjoy her.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I do.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I do know.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I feel this description is accurate.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I actually agree. You're the only one that doesn't feel
this way.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I think this person's great, but loved and adored, love
that many.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I agreed, Jamie shaking his head.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, Jamie gets up.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's very extreme.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You don't love an adore anybody else.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
That's part of the problem, not particularly getting baby into
this world.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, yet staying staying inside where it's safe. Yeah, come out.
I'm not coming out.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Here's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm not dealing with that guy football season.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
My dad can't love an adoor anyone.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
He's waiting till February. Smart.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
So I feel this way about this woman, as you
can hear everybody else doesn't. So anyway, I'm going to
go fill my water up and I see her and
I said, oh, hi, how's it going, And she says
she was. She actually asked me how I was going first.
I said it's fine, and how are you doing today?
And she said, oh man, I'm just tired. And I
go get that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Feel your girl, I feel your girl.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Get that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I would have dropped to arm we all.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It was kind of along those lines. I might have been.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
That would have been the end of the conversation.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
No, no, well.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Not with me.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But actually, at the same time, I don't usually over
chocolic Sky doesn't do and enjoyce.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You're right, I do actually talk.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
To her weirdo' let's be cleared. Freak shows and so no,
stop it.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
The biggest lie.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The most inaccurate thing, said a lot inaccurate.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I take it back, it's all out of your I'm
not I'm not okay, whatever about.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, okay, And so that kind of little combo is
going on.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
My water is almost filled at this point.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
And that's when this person says, you know, maybe we'll
just win the lottery one day and we don't got
to come in.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
So this is typical bullshit talk. I get it. Work
talk talk. Yeah, it's Tuesday. You're not going to give
a day of the week thing because Tuesday suck.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But they don't go heat wave.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I mean with the heat moving in and the Santa As.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I was just making fun of her, But that's a
great call.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is going to be this week?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, that's the strange October almost November. That's happening. Easy,
one good call.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
We're different, Oh we don't real life.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Were the lottery, real life like real dreams like like that.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
We're just you know what I mean? You know what
I mean five hours a day. I do. See.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
There there are two different work talks. There is the
day of the week, heat wave guy that kind of stuff,
and then there's the complainer like like another day I
got another dollar, just trying to clock in surviving surviving.
You know you have that kind of thing too. So
there are two different people.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
This is deeper than okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
All right. So so we're just trying to win the lottery.
Here come in anymore?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
So she says, wouldn't it be great if we won
the lottery?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
And I go, yeah, that'd be amazing, all right, screw
the screw top on my water.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
And then I go, you know what, I go.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
As I'm walking out, I go, I win the lottery,
and then a Saturday and I go, share these with you.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
So I've shared with you, and then I said, have
a good day.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Chairs's the lottery win.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
First of all, share these is one of the woosy
boy things. Ever you those you would say things all
the time, get to my wife, to.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Everyone.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I wouldn't say shares to somebody in the breaker.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
He probably would.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Second second, I know Emily. We all know Emily. Emily
could find two dollars on the ground and not give
the other person a dollar. There's absolutely no fucking way
she would.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ever.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
She would share the money with her sister.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What about shares with Roberts. She wouldn't. She would share,
So she wouldn't share accurate.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I would share with. I would share with my sister,
not Robert. Get it straight.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
There are certain people you would.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Never share anything with anybody ever.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You hit the lottery, you're sharing it with our coworker.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Out of all the people in your life, that's who
you're sharing your.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Feel like this coworker is like holding me to this.
I was more of like I get you, I got
you back, I love you.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Let me tell you something. You win six hundred million dollars,
You're you're sharing it three hundred million? What does that mean?
What does that mean to me?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Then if she then if I remember this and you
guys brought this.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Up a ohh, she said, she comes to you because
lawyer and go, hey, remember you say you were going
to share.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It with your sharing with the law six hundred million,
got three hundred million?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
All right, you know what, I'm going to give you
a million dollars because I said that.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
That's giving a portion.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Of it half. Or if I'm in court, because now
I know I know about this. So if I'm on
the stand, I say, you're mills Lane, I'm going to
say listen, uh, your honor, she did say, share these
and so it is up to you. Your honor to
declare what share these is. So if if you're a
(07:50):
judge and I hear this and I go, okay, well
if you go, hey, you want to go have these?
Or share these on a sandwich, cutting it in half,
I'm not getting chase.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Could be any portion. J If I'm a bag of
Dorito's in here and I brought I like to share
with you, guys, I.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Can give you a couple of reds. She almost said.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Almost world. Uh you know, I'm telling you if this
is a court of law, she's getting half, getting half,
you're sharing it.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
She's rich now.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
But do we even believe the claim that she's giving
a million to this whole worker, that she like million.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Wouldn't get a doll Really, E've a nice person.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I think she'd got Emily wouldn't give a dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Six hundred million. You're going to give her ten grand?
She can't even choke out the worst. Oh my god,
with her.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
One might have to decide what financial spot I was in?
How much I think that is.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Crazy? Imagine this if our coworker said the same thing
to her, who's come and calling for that money.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
She'd be like, technically I should get more, she said.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Who's come and calling for that? You would want half?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I would not want yea.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't know what financial situation I meant she would.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
I come in here the next day and she goes,
can you believe she said she could be half? She
better get me half?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Why would you say anything?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Don't know, that's a weird thing to promise somebody that
you're not close to.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You would make an eye contact when I said it,
So that doesn't matter. She doesn't, you know what, when
I see her Tomorrow'm going to ask her what she
thought about that. I'm going to say, hey, when I
said shares these, what did you think that meant?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I want to know that won't be weird at all.
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