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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I am very hesitant to tell you guys what is
going on with me. A little bit of a situation
that is accord and I'm not happy about it. I
may or may not have been very critical of this
sort of thing before, but it looks like it's happening. Unfortunately,
(00:20):
I will be attending a Halloween party after Halloween.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, you know, it's bad when Jamie's disappointed in you.
I mean, I'm Jamie's hero. No, he really puts me
on a pedestal, Jamie, It's clear the way he looks
at it.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
He mostly looks at looks at you, confused, scared.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, but but honestly like I'm up here for him.
And when I disappoint this guy, that's what it's gotta
feel bad. I know I've been very critical of something
like this happening over the years. Sky has attended multiple
parties after Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Costume party.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It's god, it's gross, It's fucking gross.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Nobody wants to dress up the day after holiday, after Halloween.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
If you say, hey, can you wear a costume, you
act like it's the biggest fucking hassle on her.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because it is, because it is. Well, you're just so.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Old, you're just so it's like yeah, it's like it's
like being January thirtieth and someone's saying Happy New Year.
You're like, fuck you, you know what I mean, it's January thirtieth.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't equate it as the same. I don't equate
it as the same. Fuck you're saying something. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Over the years, sky you have it and it's the same.
People right to throw this Halloween party. So Halloween party, yeah,
very clear after Halloween, not.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Always, not always.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
So these friends we have from the neighborhood, we've known
them since our daughter was in pre school and so
since preschool they're still friends.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow their grandfather did Okay, So since.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Pre school my daughter's now fifteen, they've had a Halloween
party every single year. And so it depends on the
calendar when it falls because they always want to do
it on a Saturday. It has to be on a Saturday,
so they'll do it on the Saturday closest to Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Before, So.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Before that's when people have Halloween weekends before two weekends.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
So if like a Halloween was on a Monday, they
would have the party on the Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But which makes sense.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
But if Halloween falls on a Friday, then they're going
to have it the day.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
After that, don't make SI makes deals, which is November.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
For I would feel like such a piece of ship
wait rolling into a Halloween party dressed up the next day.
I agree with that, and I feel it, and if I.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Do, but I'm over it after If.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I had a neighbor and there and I saw down
the street and it was like November one, and I
saw people walking into a house with Halloween costume, I go,
what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And I call that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I called my wife, go, hey, do you see what's
going on down the block?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
This is fun crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
So the years they do the party before Halloween, I say,
you have about a ninety five percent costume ratio, Like people,
ninety five percent of the people wear costume.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
On the other end of the spectrum, who the fuck
shows up to a Halloween party not in a costume?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
There's always money, there's always one.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I feel like, yes, like he wears like a bone shirt,
a shirt that just shows.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Like ribs you're you're you're, you're that cool. So that's
that bothered.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
But then the years that they do with the day
after or day or two after Halloween, you're lucky if
you get like a fifty percent costs.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I would not, I would never wear.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I would not cost I would.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I would like to party, I would.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't you would, I think I would. You love
being festive.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
But I'm burnt out by the time.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Like tomorrow, I'm wearing a costume of work in a
costume to tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Different costumes.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You're going to costume tomorrow to work, Well, I'm wearing like, yes,
kind of, we're having a little lot.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
See like the cute little costume. It's gonna be cute.
It's gonna be.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
It's that sad our boss likes to dress up.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So yeah, I see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Smart I'm on baby watch. I don't even know if
I can make it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Okay, you're going to be a city right here anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Already could be here. Listen, I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And Sky's gone to this party before and dressed up
and for years and for years, I've told her that's
fucking crazy. Every year I go, well even even Halloween, decorations,
they come down the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I actually will be taking away November first. You gotta
take them down.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I think it's weird that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You don't even have any of you don't even know,
so I I feel strongly about it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's like, imagine celebrating Saint Patrick's Day the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's weird, it's weird. That'd be weird. That'd be weird.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, this Columbus Day.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
And we can get the holidays work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So for years you you, well all of you have
told me.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
How stupid it is.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Losers do that the help you're idiots more.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, I agree all that is true about you.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yes, well no, I mean you say that about dressing
up and going to a Halloween party after Halloween.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
You said that about people who do that me. Yes, yes, you.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Know.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm the loudest voice for sure. I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He doesn't like things that are non tradition.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, it's all true.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
So this is just one of the things I really
hears him, really gets.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
A good friend of mine has sent out the invite
and it is for a Halloween party, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That's cool. We don't hang out Friday. It's one of
my best friends. We don't.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
He's Annuel, and that's definitely true.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
No, it's another friend of mine and we're connected. We
have a lot of friends together, so we're all, you know,
a big group of friends. And so I got the invite.
I'm like, oh, that's great. I haven't seen these guys
in a long time. Be great to get together, hang out.
Party it up. I like, party, it will be fun.
But then I look again at the invitation and I
see the date, and I see that the party is
(06:53):
going down November first, which is the Saturday.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, so you can't go. Based on everything I would over.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The years, I would lose friends over this. I can't
be friends with somebody that does something like Yeah, to
be honest.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's fucking stupid. Yeah, I'm going you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Directly across what you want to be. Look at hers,
here's the deal.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
How can you do this? Hypocrisy? Doesn't like like.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It smacks me in the face. Okay, No, I recognize Okay,
fucking stupid. Okay, I totally recognized it. I hate that
they're doing this.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Just say something.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Of course, I do which on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Move it to Friday?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Did? Yeah, it doesn't make any say, well, everybody's doing
Friday Halloween stuff, and so that's kind of I.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Can't come to this. Well, here's the thing you're on
baby watch I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not that I'm not there. That's number one. I
like to party.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I like to I know, and one of my boys,
who's the jello shot guy, he's coming and you know
I like to get my shot at. So that's happening.
So a number one that I like to party. And
number two, I've been partying with these guys since summer.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like to party, and.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I haven't seen a lot of these guys and hung
out with them since summer, so it's been a minute.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
So I went o it. I gotta go. I want
to party. I like to party.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Wow, are you gonna like to party?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Are you gonna dress up?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Oh that's a big question. No, here's what he says.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, calm down. You could go.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Jello shot it up. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Same thing, Calm down, I can't.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You could go as a person who's not an asshole
and won't sell them Halloween the next day.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Usually i'd be dressed as myself, and I normally do
believe that. But no, here's the thing. Oh thanks guy.
You know how what competitive I am. Oh, yes, I'm
a very competitive man. I got we got another tech.
We're in the text thread.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is that we got the invite and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
The text thread was put out by my buddy's wife,
who's the host of the party, and she let it
be known that there are going to be several costume contests.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh Eddie contest.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Of course, you're gonna have the best overall costume. We're
gonna have the best male, best female, the funniest, all
these things, and there is going to be a couples
There is a couples category. And so for bru Ball,
I was Tom Hanks's character in the Leave Their Own
and so Sky, I'm gonna ask right now, can my
(09:48):
wife borrow your Rockford Peaches costume and then we can
win best couple's costume contest.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, you're the only one that will support this.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Emily won't give me her costume because and support this,
you would say.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But I want to win.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Part of me is mad at you because of the
years of you talking. She could say, name calling my friends, and.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's it's an asshole thing to do.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
So if you wanted to borrow something.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I would say, Haha, too bad for you, because I
love your wife and she she's never mocked me, and
she's never harassed and made fun of.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Me to your face.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, I know, there's no way. There is no way
she would stak on.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
It for me. Okay, so she can borrow my cost
I didn't ask for me.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
No, no, because now, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
I don't want to let you borrow it, but I
also don't want your wife wearing the long costume that
sky war does you want you.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
I would let you borrow. Do you like your wife's
vagina to hang out at the party?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Honestly, if I'm going for this, I might as well
go all the way.