October 31, 2024 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about her husbands wild request yesterday during their alone time
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well you have heard how it goes that when Sky
and her husband the boo get some alone time when
daughter is not going to be around. Yeah, that's when
it's get it on time. Friggy dicky shit going.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
On husband wifetime. That's what she's what she.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Always needs to tell us when they have sex. It's
the hoddest thing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is odd you never say.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, I never put in my email me and my
wife had sex last last night, Like she always needs
to tell us when we had sex.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Because we do what yesterday email that recaps like what
we did the day before, and when me and my
husband have sex, it's a fucking experience.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a whole production.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's a production. It takes over the day, so otherwise
I'll have nothing to write.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I guess you're right because there it is. If it's
an hours and hours long process.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's my whole day.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What else are you?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, you just put hung out with the hubby when
in the spa and then went to the Halloween drug me.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, then you'll know what that means anyway. I mean,
that's me saying it without saying it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, but we just don't like husband and wifetime.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, it too bad.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, so obviously that was what happened yesterday, but there
was a little bit of a twist.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's time for the podcast over yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part. The show's after show
starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, if husband Wifetime happened the day before Halloween, put
two and two together.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What want.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you what he doesn't want regular Scott.
He wants crazy costume Scott.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He wants a Wednesday. He wants what four wanted from
Bruball for me every single day. He wanted what Emily said,
Oh maybe I could try once in a while.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Page.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, that's that's his, that's Thor's gal uh No. At Bruball,
I was very shocked because over and over I was
getting compliments about how good I looked with black hair.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh China wig Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Thor was literally I want to make that yeah, yeah, yes.
Thor literally aside during the party and had to talk
with me about if I would be willing to die
and straighten my hair every day coming for Thor.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Just in general the world, I think people would be surprised.
They wouldn't see it coming. They'd compliment her would make
her feel better. Change to be a nice.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Change twenty four years. I've known this woman that hairdoo
never will change.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It will never change until I die.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Great, I mean, I totally agree with you that it'd
be nice to get a switch up. This is what
Emily does from time to time. She'll switch it up.
You know, she's in the bob mode right now.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, I'm a mom, totally.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I couldn't imagine sticking with something that long.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, like a hairstyler twenty four years? No, wild, I
couldn't imagine spending any decent amount of time every day
on my hair. That's what I couldn't imagine. Like people
who blow the hair.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, that's what I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't know what. Yeah, you are oh opposite, Like
clearly they look better than me, and their hair looks
nicer than mine. But it's imagine it because it's like,
you don't want to look nice. I don't want to
spend the time or the effort. It's like if you're
a person who, let's just say, where's pajamas to work
every day and then somebody goes, you know what, from
(03:55):
now on, you should wear a three piece suit every
day to work. You're gonna be like, no, I'm not
that dude. I'm not going to get up early.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm not gonna do you equate the same to having
your hair. But if you went and got your hair done,
you know, like where it's dyed or whatever, it's not
like you have to do it every day.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But they but Thor specifically wants it straight. He doesn't
want curly hair, black hair, sky. He wants you know.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He doesn't want you to look like Amy Irving.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't know who Amy Irving is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that the actress who plays the judge Judge Amie.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Or yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, are you kidding me this?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
She looks younger, she looks good, younger person.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, look up, judge Amie.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That you do look like Amy Irving.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm not gonna lie younger.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Who's Judge am Amy Brenneman.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
There you go, you look like Amy Brenneman. No, don't
oh that hair?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah hair, curly hair? No?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So yeah, So I have just never been a chick
who puts. I mean, my hair is natural. I literally
sleep with my hair up in a little clip. I
wake up, I undo the clip and my hair is done.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
A brush doesn't touch that thing. No, really, you'd start
a wildfire.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh my god, if I brushed this out of the shower.
I brush it in the shower and then that's it.
So it gets brushed like once every other day. That's
how because I wash my hair every other day, and
so to imagine getting up every morning and spending like
an hour even a half hour on my hair doesn't
take that long, though.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I guess if you're gonna straighten it, does your daughter
have curly hair like you?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Nor, she's lucky? Okay, that's not nice. Hers is more
like wavy. So it's not like it just has a nice,
beautiful wave to it. How annoying is it?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You hate for it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, when she was a baby, she had like Shirley
Temple curl. So I'm like, okay, this is my soul
sister here, and then sister, you know, I just want
somebody to be in it with me, you know what
I mean. I don't want a to be my soul sister.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So yes, lots of compliments on the long black wig
that I wore this weekend, and and you know those
compliments to make you feel good. But after like the
fiftieth one of how amazing you look, it kind of
starts to get a little insulting of like how shitty
do I look? Every day?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I mean you said it yourself. I mean, if you
don't put any effort into your hair, then it's not
that it looks shitty. It's just we're used to you
like this, and if you give us something else, it's
just like getting something different. If I eat a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich every day and then all of
a sudden, I have a flat mignon in front of me,
It's like, whoa, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Different fantastic, because I mean you don't want the PB
and J.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I love a PP and jn is you know, Okay,
wait depends how hard up? Okay, warm in the middle. Okay,
So then what what happened with the boom? Well?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So he also because you know, he didn't go to
brew Ball because we I think we covered this last week.
I don't want to have to deal with having sex
and Friday, we're gonna double and the hub. Yeah, we're
working in the morning. We work at the night exactly.
I mean on the assembly line. It's crazy. So I
sent him some pictures. I mean, the same pictures that
(07:40):
you guys saw. Nothing, of course, nothing freaky, no sexy.
You know I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no sixty picks of us China.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, you know would be into that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
There's no nipple.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
My muscles. Yeah, So I sent him some pictures and also,
just like everybody else, wanted to mention how amazing the
black wig looked and how you know, who knew I
would look so good with such dark hair?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So okay, great, I I, for some odd fucking reason
don't see what's coming, like after so many years.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I don't like put two and two together. I don't
know because I guess my mind just wasn't there because
I'm not a pervert twenty four to seven. But you live,
so you think I would put it together by this point.
So yeah, Eddie's right. Yesterday was our husband and wifetime day.
We had the house to ourself. Our daughter was gone
until nine pm, so we could really full.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who go who go Wow, that's that's the who googa Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, but it's just a little pink goin. But now
you're full, Huga, did you say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's really weird. Who knews? Who knows? You know, I
think honestly, I think I was talking about hooking up
with the chick years and years ago and skied went
all and then she said that I don't know. I
think that because I remember thinking what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But I think everybody knows what that means, right, Like,
even if you haven't heard it before, you're like, oh,
I get I get with that.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You Yeah, I'm like, man, my grandma would say that.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, your grandma would get what I'm talking about. So yeah,
So yesterday, husband wifetime have the house to ourselves, but
we start things early because, as we kind of talked
about as a show today, we had hot plans last
night to go to the local high school's Haunted House
that our daughter was participating in. So so that that
(09:45):
like was around six pm, so we had to get
our fun time in our three ring circus and prior
to that enough time not.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Really like a normal Personah, and I want to catch
a little nap in between, because you know, I got
to sleep off the booze a tiny bit between them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's just a tiny bit that just seems fucking misery.
I don't drink, but I remember when you drink during
the day, later you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just feel it's.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
So bad, like yeah, yeah, to tas some drinks and
then take a nap, and then you'd be so thrown off.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh god, and you'd be tired and they probably up
your next morning.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh yeah, that's not no wonder why you hate it
so much.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That this is all accurate. But this is the handword delt.
So this is what we're doing. So you know, we're
starting to enjoy our time. Our drinks are spaw off
the usual. And that's when I'm like, what the fuck
am I doing? Like it's it's one o'clock in the afternoon,
the sun is high in the sky. We're going to
do a three ring circus on a Wednesday at one o'clock? Yeah, Like,
(10:49):
what is my life? Can I just have normal sex?
Like can't that count? Can I go back to having
normal people sex? So I kind of like drop little
hands about like, oh, we gotta, you know, go to
the hunted House tonight. You know, may today's session may
not be you know, blah bah blah, kind of trying
to tamper the session. The session. Yeah, yeah, they or something.
(11:12):
I need to go to therapy, And so of course
we're in the spots soaking, soaking for quite a while,
and then we finally got to move it into the
house and that's when he goes, oh, uh, I just
want to let oh your your black wig is is out.
And I'm like, I'm like, did this motherfucker lay out
(11:34):
my black wig when Wednesday at one o'clock in the afternoon.
Did that just happen?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Emily is having a physical reaction once again, like chills,
almost like the last time when he laid out her outfit.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I can't even imagine that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, because normally the laying out of the lingerie happens
like at night time.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Like he just wants to let you know the black
wig is out.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's out. He's just letting me know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And what the what the actual fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And he saw my face react like you all did
in the room, and he goes, no, no, I mean
it hasn't been put in the bin yet, in the
costume bin. So he didn't lay it out letting me know. Yeah,
so he actually didn't lay it out, which made me
feel a little better, a little less creepy. Yes, but
he wanted to let me know that we haven't packed
it away in the costume bin yet, so it would
(12:23):
be super easy to get to if I needed to.
I don't get he's forty eight seven.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Forty seven, yeah, forty seven years old. I don't understand
why he can't just ask you if you could wear it?
Why he's got to play these fucking games and like
you like, I don't get it, Like if I like,
I don't, I'm I'm I'm eleven years younger than this
guy ten years younger.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You just gotta go, Hey, could you be really gray?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
If you wore that form me every once in a while,
I'd love that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Wouldn't you just do it? Or they don't communicate.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't get why wouldn't he just asked?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why wouldn't say I don't want to do crazy stuff
on a Wednesday? Can we just have normally?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That a great point, she.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Said she was undering that communication. But this is the simplest.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Form of communication. I'm not talking about like a big
fight or no, I thought what you were thinking.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
This is just hey, could you could you wait for me?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, that's not how we talk. We tiptoe around things,
We allude to things, and then we go from there. Yes, yes,
it's a great word, but a lot less confrontational sometimes, but.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Don't sometimes you need that. You know this would end finally,
said knock at all would deal with it again.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I just.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No, you know, we can't speak honestly. And so that's
when I'm like Wednesday, in the middle of the day,
and that's my answer because I'm I'm I'm I'm surprised.
I didn't see this request coming. Again, I should have,
but I thought, like, of course he's gonna want to
see the black wig, but he's gonna wait for like
a hotel night, or like a night when our daughter
(14:07):
is sleeping somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And he asked for the muscle suit.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No he did not. Yeah, he's just letting me know,
just a wig, China, No, no, just a wig, just
a black wig. But he'd be x po okay.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
That that porn wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Go well.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
A little better. Yeah, And so as he does. When
he knows like, oh, I'm not really into something or
maybe he's gone too far, he then tries to make
excuses like I'm so dumb, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Buy them and harken back to the spaghetti incident. You're
recently told yes, yes, where you put the spaghetti in,
it wasn't fully all the way in, and he asked
you if you were just going to cook half the
space yes, And then he backtracked and said, oh, I
thought you would love and may do a art project.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ye, and that's why he asked yeah, yeah, yeah, not
that he was just being an assholes yet he wasn't
in the pod. He really thought maybe we were doing
an art project. Yeah, totally bought that. Yeah, yeah, you
fooled me guy. So that's he goes into that mode
and he.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Goes, oh, well, I just thought because it was Halloween week,
I thought, since tomorrow's Halloween, you would wanna what wanta what?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Dress up? Like wear a wig?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Because right now, yeah, yeah, but it's Halloween week, so
so so clearly I'm into it and like and like,
I'm not gonna see through that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
What he listens to this, right, Yeah, just fucking as
Well you have heard how it goes that when Sky
and her husband the boo get some alone time when
daughter is not going to be around. Yeah, that's when
it's get it on time. Friggy dicky shit going.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
On husband wifetime. That's what she's what she.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Always needs to tell us when they have sex. It's
the hoddest thing.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It is odd you never say.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, I never put in my email me and my
wife had sex last last night, Like she always needs
to tell us when we had sex.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Because we do what yesterday email that recaps like what
we did the day before, and when me and my
husband have sex, it's a fucking experience.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a whole production.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's a production. It takes over the day, so otherwise
I'll have nothing to write.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I guess you're right because there it is. If it's
an hours and hours long process.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's my whole day.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
What else are you?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, you just put hung out with the hubby when
in the spa and then went to the Halloween drug me.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, then you'll know what that means anyway. I mean,
that's me saying it without saying it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, but we just don't like husband and wifetime.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, it too bad.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, so obviously that was what happened yesterday, but there
was a little bit of a twist.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
It's time for the podcast over yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part. The show's after show
starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, if husband Wifetime happened the day before Halloween, put
two and two together.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What want.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you what he doesn't want regular Scott.
He wants crazy costume Scott.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He wants a Wednesday. He wants what four wanted from
Bruball for me every single day. He wanted what Emily said,
Oh maybe I could try once in a while.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Page.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, that's that's his, that's Thor's gal uh No. At Bruball,
I was very shocked because over and over I was
getting compliments about how good I looked with black hair.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh China wig Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Thor was literally I want to make that yeah, yeah, yes.
Thor literally aside during the party and had to talk
with me about if I would be willing to die
and straighten my hair every day coming for Thor.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Just in general the world, I think people would be surprised.
They wouldn't see it coming. They'd compliment her would make
her feel better. Change to be a nice.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Change twenty four years. I've known this woman that hairdoo
never will change.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It will never change until I die.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Great, I mean, I totally agree with you that it'd
be nice to get a switch up. This is what
Emily does from time to time. She'll switch it up.
You know, she's in the bob mode right now.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, I'm a mom, totally.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I couldn't imagine sticking with something that long.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, like a hairstyler twenty four years? No, wild, I
couldn't imagine spending any decent amount of time every day
on my hair. That's what I couldn't imagine. Like people
who blow the hair.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, that's what I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I don't know what. Yeah, you are oh opposite, Like
clearly they look better than me, and their hair looks
nicer than mine. But it's imagine it because it's like,
you don't want to look nice. I don't want to
spend the time or the effort. It's like if you're
a person who, let's just say, where's pajamas to work
every day and then somebody goes, you know what, from
(03:55):
now on, you should wear a three piece suit every
day to work. You're gonna be like, no, I'm not
that dude. I'm not going to get up early.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm not gonna do you equate the same to having
your hair. But if you went and got your hair done,
you know, like where it's dyed or whatever, it's not
like you have to do it every day.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But they but Thor specifically wants it straight. He doesn't
want curly hair, black hair, sky. He wants you know.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
He doesn't want you to look like Amy Irving.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I don't know who Amy Irving is.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is that the actress who plays the judge Judge Amie.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Or yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, are you kidding me this?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
She looks younger, she looks good, younger person.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, look up, judge Amie.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That you do look like Amy Irving.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm not gonna lie younger.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Who's Judge am Amy Brenneman.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
There you go, you look like Amy Brenneman. No, don't
oh that hair?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah hair, curly hair? No?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So yeah, So I have just never been a chick
who puts. I mean, my hair is natural. I literally
sleep with my hair up in a little clip. I
wake up, I undo the clip and my hair is done.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
A brush doesn't touch that thing. No, really, you'd start
a wildfire.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh my god, if I brushed this out of the shower.
I brush it in the shower and then that's it.
So it gets brushed like once every other day. That's
how because I wash my hair every other day, and
so to imagine getting up every morning and spending like
an hour even a half hour on my hair doesn't
take that long, though.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I guess if you're gonna straighten it, does your daughter
have curly hair like you?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Nor, she's lucky? Okay, that's not nice. Hers is more
like wavy. So it's not like it just has a nice,
beautiful wave to it. How annoying is it?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You hate for it?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, when she was a baby, she had like Shirley
Temple curl. So I'm like, okay, this is my soul
sister here, and then sister, you know, I just want
somebody to be in it with me, you know what
I mean. I don't want a to be my soul sister.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So yes, lots of compliments on the long black wig
that I wore this weekend, and and you know those
compliments to make you feel good. But after like the
fiftieth one of how amazing you look, it kind of
starts to get a little insulting of like how shitty
do I look? Every day?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I mean you said it yourself. I mean, if you
don't put any effort into your hair, then it's not
that it looks shitty. It's just we're used to you
like this, and if you give us something else, it's
just like getting something different. If I eat a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich every day and then all of
a sudden, I have a flat mignon in front of me,
It's like, whoa, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Different fantastic, because I mean you don't want the PB
and J.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I love a PP and jn is you know, Okay,
wait depends how hard up? Okay, warm in the middle. Okay,
So then what what happened with the boom? Well?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So he also because you know, he didn't go to
brew Ball because we I think we covered this last week.
I don't want to have to deal with having sex
and Friday, we're gonna double and the hub. Yeah, we're
working in the morning. We work at the night exactly.
I mean on the assembly line. It's crazy. So I
sent him some pictures. I mean, the same pictures that
(07:40):
you guys saw. Nothing, of course, nothing freaky, no sexy.
You know I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, no sixty picks of us China.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, you know would be into that.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
There's no nipple.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
My muscles. Yeah, So I sent him some pictures and also,
just like everybody else, wanted to mention how amazing the
black wig looked and how you know, who knew I
would look so good with such dark hair?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So okay, great, I I, for some odd fucking reason
don't see what's coming, like after so many years.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I don't like put two and two together. I don't
know because I guess my mind just wasn't there because
I'm not a pervert twenty four to seven. But you live,
so you think I would put it together by this point.
So yeah, Eddie's right. Yesterday was our husband and wifetime day.
We had the house to ourself. Our daughter was gone
until nine pm, so we could really full.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Who go who go Wow, that's that's the who googa Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, but it's just a little pink goin. But now
you're full, Huga, did you say that.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't even remember.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's really weird. Who knews? Who knows? You know, I
think honestly, I think I was talking about hooking up
with the chick years and years ago and skied went
all and then she said that I don't know. I
think that because I remember thinking what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But I think everybody knows what that means, right, Like,
even if you haven't heard it before, you're like, oh,
I get I get with that.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You Yeah, I'm like, man, my grandma would say that.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, your grandma would get what I'm talking about. So yeah,
So yesterday, husband wifetime have the house to ourselves, but
we start things early because, as we kind of talked
about as a show today, we had hot plans last
night to go to the local high school's Haunted House
that our daughter was participating in. So so that that
(09:45):
like was around six pm, so we had to get
our fun time in our three ring circus and prior
to that enough time not.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Really like a normal Personah, and I want to catch
a little nap in between, because you know, I got
to sleep off the booze a tiny bit between them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's just a tiny bit that just seems fucking misery.
I don't drink, but I remember when you drink during
the day, later you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Just feel it's.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
So bad, like yeah, yeah, to tas some drinks and
then take a nap, and then you'd be so thrown off.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh god, and you'd be tired and they probably up
your next morning.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh god.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh yeah, that's not no wonder why you hate it
so much.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
That this is all accurate. But this is the handword delt.
So this is what we're doing. So you know, we're
starting to enjoy our time. Our drinks are spaw off
the usual. And that's when I'm like, what the fuck
am I doing? Like it's it's one o'clock in the afternoon,
the sun is high in the sky. We're going to
do a three ring circus on a Wednesday at one o'clock? Yeah, Like,
(10:49):
what is my life? Can I just have normal sex?
Like can't that count? Can I go back to having
normal people sex? So I kind of like drop little
hands about like, oh, we gotta, you know, go to
the hunted House tonight. You know, may today's session may
not be you know, blah bah blah, kind of trying
to tamper the session. The session. Yeah, yeah, they or something.
(11:12):
I need to go to therapy, And so of course
we're in the spots soaking, soaking for quite a while,
and then we finally got to move it into the
house and that's when he goes, oh, uh, I just
want to let oh your your black wig is is out.
And I'm like, I'm like, did this motherfucker lay out
(11:34):
my black wig when Wednesday at one o'clock in the afternoon.
Did that just happen?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Emily is having a physical reaction once again, like chills,
almost like the last time when he laid out her outfit.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I can't even imagine that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, because normally the laying out of the lingerie happens
like at night time.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Like he just wants to let you know the black
wig is out.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It's out. He's just letting me know.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And what the what the actual fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And he saw my face react like you all did
in the room, and he goes, no, no, I mean
it hasn't been put in the bin yet, in the
costume bin. So he didn't lay it out letting me know. Yeah,
so he actually didn't lay it out, which made me
feel a little better, a little less creepy. Yes, but
he wanted to let me know that we haven't packed
it away in the costume bin yet, so it would
(12:23):
be super easy to get to if I needed to.
I don't get he's forty eight seven.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Forty seven, yeah, forty seven years old. I don't understand
why he can't just ask you if you could wear it?
Why he's got to play these fucking games and like
you like, I don't get it, Like if I like,
I don't, I'm I'm I'm eleven years younger than this
guy ten years younger.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You just gotta go, Hey, could you be really gray?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
If you wore that form me every once in a while,
I'd love that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Wouldn't you just do it? Or they don't communicate.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't get why wouldn't he just asked?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why wouldn't say I don't want to do crazy stuff
on a Wednesday? Can we just have normally?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That a great point, she.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Said she was undering that communication. But this is the simplest.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Form of communication. I'm not talking about like a big
fight or no, I thought what you were thinking.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
This is just hey, could you could you wait for me?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, that's not how we talk. We tiptoe around things,
We allude to things, and then we go from there. Yes, yes,
it's a great word, but a lot less confrontational sometimes, but.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Don't sometimes you need that. You know this would end finally,
said knock at all would deal with it again.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I just.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
No, you know, we can't speak honestly. And so that's
when I'm like Wednesday, in the middle of the day,
and that's my answer because I'm I'm I'm I'm surprised.
I didn't see this request coming. Again, I should have,
but I thought, like, of course he's gonna want to
see the black wig, but he's gonna wait for like
a hotel night, or like a night when our daughter
(14:07):
is sleeping somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
And he asked for the muscle suit.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
No he did not. Yeah, he's just letting me know,
just a wig, China, No, no, just a wig, just
a black wig. But he'd be x po okay.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
That that porn wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Go well.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
A little better. Yeah, And so as he does. When
he knows like, oh, I'm not really into something or
maybe he's gone too far, he then tries to make
excuses like I'm so dumb, I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Buy them and harken back to the spaghetti incident. You're
recently told yes, yes, where you put the spaghetti in,
it wasn't fully all the way in, and he asked
you if you were just going to cook half the
space yes, And then he backtracked and said, oh, I
thought you would love and may do a art project.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ye, and that's why he asked yeah, yeah, yeah, not
that he was just being an assholes yet he wasn't
in the pod. He really thought maybe we were doing
an art project. Yeah, totally bought that. Yeah, yeah, you
fooled me guy. So that's he goes into that mode
and he.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Goes, oh, well, I just thought because it was Halloween week,
I thought, since tomorrow's Halloween, you would wanna what wanta what?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Dress up? Like wear a wig?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Because right now, yeah, yeah, but it's Halloween week, so
so so clearly I'm into it and like and like,
I'm not gonna see through that.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
What he listens to this, right, Yeah, just fucking as
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