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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh man, the things that are popping up in Thor's
world as they're getting ready to have this baby is extraordinary,
and honestly, to your credit, it's both you guys. Both
both of you guys have some wacky, wild thoughts about
how baby and what to do with the baby baby.
(00:21):
I didn't know, well you you definitely were. You had
some whacked out thoughts.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I met Sky, I met Eddie before Jack was born.
Yes I was an intern, but Taylor was already.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
When you have a second one, it doesn't nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Nobody cares as much. I remember that. I remember that.
But with Sky, I remember no technology, no fucking deser,
Like it was crazy. She would she wouldn't buy her
kids toys. They would just do cardboard. It's fucking nuts
to go back to that woman and see what's become now,
Like it's fucking wow.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, it's complete.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The Sky, Yes, you were, you were nuts.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
But that was a different kind of nuts.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Like like you guys are like having issues with things
that I think are like standard things where you're on
different pages.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I was like, I get it.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I was off the reservation, hippie dippy, like my child's
gonna live in a yurt and eat kale all day.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It was crazy. The newest issue that has popped up
between these two is about changing the baby. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the podcast over.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
A year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Most of the things that have come up have been
for being ridiculous. I will stand by that. But there
have been a couple of things and thoughts that Haley
has had that I.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Went, huh, like the like the wiper warmer.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I've never heard of something like that, And like
a baby isn't requesting that? They don't like, they don't
they don't care. Video think, yeah, that's a little.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Eddie when you put the warm wipe on the babies.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But does it go like this, Yeah, I don't think
wat should my baby?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
She could be right, like, because you know, we just
had wipes and never there was no baby wipe.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I always I agreed to her about how what do
the people do.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
In the thirties with babies, Like they didn't have sleep swaddles.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Like even not the thirties, the eighties, do you think
the sixteen thirties, you know, yeah, there was nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You think you think my lad was using warm wipes
on my ass. No, that's what I'm saying. Didn't you
on them? Yeah, I'm not swatting them.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Cat, you can't guarantee you listen, I get you know,
there's the advancements and you go, well, okay, that's nice.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah this do we need it?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
H they went years without the snoop.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't even know what that is to have it, Scott,
can you explain the snow is better than I can.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But the way it's that kind of move around and
it plays like sounds and and.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
There's like all these settings on it. It's like warm
and yeah, it's like a mass yeah yeah, but like
for his baby, oy, it moves.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Back and forth and it kind of makes me nauseous. Boy, Like,
if I was in it, i'd have I asked her
if the baby would get.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I bought them because it was on their registry and
I didn't even realize what it was. I thought it
was just I thought it was just a baby monitor
to tags a different things, but like a dead body.
But the word then showed me No, the thing comes
with like this little sock ankle brace that you put
on the baby and it lets you know like if
(03:51):
it's breathing or not.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, my wife is very worried about infant death syndrome,
so so so uh so it's this thing that you
know if the heart rate and they're breathing, and also
comes with the camera, so like an Apple watch. Pretty
much you came to your phone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So I didn't have any of those, I think.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
But this is so, you know, for the larger things
how we want to raise our baby, we're pretty much
on the.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Same page, which is good. Which is good. That could
be because we had a lot of talks. For you
guys grew up very differently, so I would understand if
that was an issue. But luckily you're all right.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
We both we both have changed a lot of the better.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I mean, when we first started you, when we first
started dating, she was very against Halloween and she was
never going to do any of this, and now just come
around for that. The way I wanted to raise him
was a little bit different than the way she wanted
to raise it. And I've come around on that and
we've met in the compromise.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Because but this newest issue that's popped up probably didn't
see coming. And like I said, most of the time
thor is wrong, but in this case, I'm kind of confused.
Thank you. Yeah, I might have a back on this.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So we're in our we're in the bed. Last night,
we're watching King and Queen's.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Mixing a new show.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's just start going to bed show.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What does that mean? Because I don't know what My
going to bed show is? The Ed Green Monster story
to sleep after that night?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Central good good.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So we'll watch a show.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The guy's fucking wearing old lady faces that he cuts
off them and he puts them on. He's the inspiration
for Psycho and leather Face. Great, great show.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
So what we'll do is I'd watch that show.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I can't stop.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I will watch that show and then stop at like
nine thirty and then turn on an episode can't Queens.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You're going to bed show.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's so we don't just watch King and Queens.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
You're winding down exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
When I wind down with ed Gan.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's really weird.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Bro, you need to talk to somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I feel fun.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Your wife is wide awake.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Every face I think I should be worried about my ask.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm just saying so We're watching the Queens, and then
Haley's looking up something about the baby and she we
have this the chair that Eddie got us. We put
together and it's in the our room and we have
like this, like we have like a diaper bag next
to it, and like some other stuff that we just
have extra storage for baby stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's in the room already from the mom's on call book.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So we then your Bible God.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So then I said, hey, we should also get some
some puppy pads to like change the baby on in
the bedroom in our bedroom.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, just if you are a dip ship, you don't
use puppy pads. There are changing like mats that you have.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So the changing mat is in the but you have.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Them for different like it goes in a diaper bag
and things like that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
You don't use puppy You can use its disposable.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You use it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I've seen people use puppy pads.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh my god, you have it. I got it from
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, you're done. Yeah, I believe. I do believe that.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
So like if you if you're in the room and
you want to change him on the bed matter, hope
you know what happens with boys, because this is a.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Thing you put on the penis, you know, your mouth
put on the penis.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
You want to put the t it's called the peep
TP and you put the pept on it to block it.
But sometimes it doesn't really stay on there, wiggling around.
I'm just telling you it happens. Yeah, you know it's
gonna happen to you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So that was why so then, but I said, I said,
we have this built in dresser on the right side
of our bedroom and it really it goes like half
the room and it's built in dresser top. And I said, oh, well,
we'll just not even thinking. I go, We'll just put
a puppy pad down there and change him on that
so we don't have to go into the into the
nursery and change him. We can just change him right here,
(07:46):
easy peasy. And she goes, we're not changing him on
that hard surface.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And I go, what the I thought she was with me? Dude,
I'm like, what are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is it about the puppy pad, No, it's about the
hard surface. And she goes, that's why you use a
changing match so it's soft. You know, I don't want
him on a hard surface. And then and then what
if he falls off the dresser? And I go, well,
there's a carpet, he'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But whoa, whoa again, this is where this is where
you always lose. I'm trying to have your back.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I mean, it is a car, he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Are you fucking crazy?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
It's not rolling around for a while.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I'm not gonna like look away, you know, so I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Although you did burn your hand from a bagel because
you weren't paying attention, that.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Kind of just waited a couple of minutes. I started
blowing on it. I was just really hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So she said, I go, hey, we can't. She goes,
I better not see you changing him on that. I
don't want his heart his head on that hard surface.
And I go, I go, are you?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Are you fucking with me right?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And she starts to cry and tell me and tell
me that she thinks it's not good for the baby,
and I go, what are you talking about? And then
she asked me, this is why she texted me earlier,
because she's at work. And she texted me and said, uh,
did you tell everyone? I thought you wanted to change
Walker's diaper on the hard dresser.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is a puppy pad have any sort of cushion to it?
Or is it just flat?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, it's just like it's like a it's like a Yes,
it's just flat.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's like a towel. It's like there's like some quilting. Yeah,
your flat surface.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You again, this is this is tough because you are
gonna have You're gonna run into multiple things where your
baby needs to be changed and oh ship, I'm I'm
outdoors or I'm anywhere, and all I gotta change it.
And so you'll go into a room or you'll go
somewhere and you have to change the baby. So it
(09:50):
could be anywhere.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And we have one of those changing mats, right, we have.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Those, And so that's normally what you're gonna put down
for sure. Okay, if I I had to change a
baby on a hard surface, it's not ideal because the
baby's head is very soft.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
You don't you know, you need both hands.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You can't do it.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
First of all, time out why is Emily like giddy
about the thought of me like being in bad situations
with the.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think that she's like she's like, he's gonna be miserable.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Scot she is because you attack her all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That might be a little bit of it. That might
be a little bit of it.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I think it's because you you kind of act a
bit like a bit of a no at all when
you're saying, like the ppe TP that that thing is
going to stay on, and like you're never going.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
To have any accident. I'm sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So that's that's that's but you don't want you to
be miserable obviously a little bit.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I think you're gonna find out. You're gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, I don't expect everything to be peaches and cream.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I got a question, is great to I got a question.
So I know you've got a changing table.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
That's why I said what you may have to get
one of those shaping helmets. That is the thing too.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
If we're not doing enough, Tommy, tom.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Funny, How funny is that? I know what you kid
wear out anywhere you go.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
If you have a diaper bag, you're gonna probably have
a changing mat. So it's easy. It's easy to take
it out and put it down.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
One am.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I would rather put it on the carpet, put the
baby on the carpet then put it on the dresser
and not have that changing mat. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Well, okay, here's a question. We got the thing in
the nursery.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Great, you're set up there, but like you said, in
the middle of the night, when the baby's first born,
everything's happening in your bedroom, you're really not using that
nursery at all.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Why can't we buy an eight dollar.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Soft pad and you put on top, because that's what
we did in Lovelin's room. She had a hard ass dresser.
We put an eight dollar soft pad on the top.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, I think we had that.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Too, Like, why can't we just do that?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
This isn't like rocket science here. I know one he.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Doesn't believe that you need it. He thinks the baby
can lay on gravel and heart you know, a bet
of knives.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She's with the driveway whatever.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
You sleep on the dresser tonight. Tell us how comfortable
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Put the baby in a snake pitt. It's fine. What
does it matter.