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October 9, 2024 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about his wife's date night with her best friend, over facetime...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, apparently Thor's wife, Haley had a little date last night,
but it wasn't with Thor. What is this all about?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yet completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part
the party. The show's after show starts now a.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Little sneaking a geek.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I knew she was doing it.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, you're one of those. Yeah, wants to watch her?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's not I don't that's true.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
What the hell is going on?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
So her friend She has a bunch of friends still
in Norcou where she's from, and one of her friends,
one of her best friends, is in Norcow.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
She has two best friends, Naomi and Kimya. This is Naomi, Okay.
Naomi lives in Norcow and I guess they always talk
every day of day. Yeah, a lot of like memes
and texting or d or gifts.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
So they don't talk of the phone a ton. And
that's' like a scheduled date. So Haley said that she
wanted to do a fun date with Naomi and I said, well,
she is she coming to town or something?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah? And she said no, They're gonna do a FaceTime date.
They're gonna do a FaceTime date.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
So I was under the impression, all right, they're gonna
like just hey, I was gonna go in the bedroom
and I'm gonna watch the Padre game whatever, and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Well I see.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Her so odd calling it a date.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, it is really weird. Yea, it is really weird.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, I know, especially like if you're I don't know, friends,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Did you just call somebody? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
He can you face them right now? Yeah, we're going
to FaceTime.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well it gets odd really, So it's like six fifteen
Padra is about to start.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm watching it and I see Haley. She's putting makeup on.
She got the curly iron out.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Really and she just showers and I'm going, where are
you going? I thought you is Naomi in town? And
she said no, and they go, why are you getting
dressed up?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well gussied up?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, and she says and then she says, well, she's
going to a restaurant and she's going to sit outside
and Iomi is going to be on her iPad and
they're going to have a date. A dinner date, yeah,
a dinner date. And she brought my dog, Watson with.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Her What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Really?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, what the and her own bottle of wine to
a restaurant, which I thought was yeah, or she bought
a bottle of wine, which really pisses me off because
you don't need a bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
So if there's two of you.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think you do wats Definitely WATS is not wine, guys,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
So this is the weirdest thing I may have ever
heard of my life.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yes, So I'm like, wait a minute, I'm confused. You're
going to go to a restaurant with an iPad and
talk to somebody, And why are you getting like dressed up?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why can't you just have like she loves cheese and
bread and and like that's her big thing.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's the basic bitch.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
You don't need to make fun of.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, oil, vinegar, cheese and bread, the basic pitch. If
a basic pitcher has been put to desk, that's what they.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Want, then they're getting.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
So yeah, she's like, well, I just thought this would
be fun. And I'm like, all right, and see this
somewhere I've never heard of. But also too, when I've
gone out, you've gone.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
If you go to restaurants, how weird would it be?
And how kind of annoying will it be to.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hear somebody on their iPod talking to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'd be so pissed. Yeah, I'd be so angry and irritating. Yeah,
like what are you doing? Go home?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I would be consumed with that table.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Like if I'm in the restaurant and I'm a couple
of tables away, that is all I'm focusing on doing
the rest of the meal. Like I want to know
is that a real person they're talking to?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are they being AI? Well?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Like are they being catfish right now?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like you could see the person?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, we have a picture, she'd take a picture of it.
This is they're setup.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
So at the rest at the restaurant, she has the iPad.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
She has the iPad, a glass of wine.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And Watson and Watson, I feel like Watson's ruining the date.
What you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, if you're fussing with an iPad, why do you
want to fuss with Watson? It's a lot, there's enough.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
How could there be another?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
So she left at six it's dark now closer to
six forty five?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Did she walk?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Not even earlier? So we live in.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Golden Hill, like Ryan, right on the verge of South Park.
But I guess Golden Hill, but right on the vergine.
I'm still the king of South Park, right. So she
went to this Italian restaurant in like deep South Park,
so she took Watson. So I'm like, all right, whatever,
I let I went to let Wilson out because he

(05:02):
was jealous.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
He couldn't go, so.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Kept sounds like there's a few people who are jealous.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm not jealous jealous jealous.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm actually absolutely so. Wilson was being annoying. We have
this bell on our door.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Every time he goes to the bathroom, he brings it
with his nose, and but he does it now just
to go outside. It's really fucking annoying him. Now he's
training us, and he'll do and he'll like shake his
body and move around and bark and I'm like Wilson,
and then he'll go outside just stand there and stare.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, it's real fun. When I'm trying to watch the padra.
Why do they want to do that?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Though?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
He just wants to do that too, he figured out.
And then he just goes out there and just stands
there and stairs and then if I shut the door,
he'll like bark for like one minute later once come
back inside.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yea to see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And they just stand there and I go, guys go
to the bathroom, and and they go really quickly, you know.
Uh So I noticed her trucks there, the corolla's there.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
She's not riding my motorcycle. Did she fucking walk? And
I'm like, what is wrong with this? Big?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
How long are we talking?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I want to say, I mean, shit, I live in
Golden Hill, deep South Park. I would say it's like
a good fifteen to twenty minute walk.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Is this like in the heart of it, like where
the station Burger place? Yeah, it's down a little further,
it's past it's by the Target. I mean I lived
there for like so there here grove, you know where
that target is where Galla Foods used to be. Yes,
I lived there when it was Galla Foods. Thinks very much.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Wow, stop, this is not believable.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
There's that Italian reustaurant right there on the corner on
Google Maps, that's where she went. So she goes to
that really far? Yeah, that's really far. I mean it's doable.
But yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
During the day if you want to walk, I don't care.
Now she's bringing Watson, and Watson is up, but she's
gussied up like a whore, and I'm just like that,
and I'm just like, first of all.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
You're not going out with You're not going to go
out less you have a hoodie on.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
So anyway, she so she goes and she leaves and
I don't know she was walking.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Comes back, it's going to be dark.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes, it's exactly that.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
She's Watson does not let anyone get anywhere near him,
like she starts to grow. But still like I just
but she didn't tell me because she knew I would say,
I don't I'm out comfortable doubt.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Because I was going to say, it's kind of weird
to not like mention that, you know what I mean,
unless you walk everywhere every day.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I totally agree.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
And she and she had like wedges on and she's
she's a bottle of wine.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Deep.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
On the way back, she remember where she lives. That's
so true.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
So the one reason why I so I wasn't paying
attention to it because and she didn't tell me she
was was walking, but I I thought she has she's
gustied up wine.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
It's good good news for me for later.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
That's all you care.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's all I really cared about.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
But then when I found out she was walking, and
then I started getting pictures of them doing their date together,
I started thinking, Man, people at this restaurant hater, how weird?
Does like the waiters think this is? Do they think
like she's some lonely woman who just like I even't
died or something.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
And I don't know if Haley, she's nothing like Sky,
thank god, but the Sky would over explain what's going.
Can you imagine if a friend of yours?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I want the waiter to pretend to take her order
to on the laptop, Like, how funny You're gonna not
ask her what she would like?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Rude?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
They try to take the place setting, you know how
they remove the place setting. If there's not that person,
she goes no place.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's for both of us.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
And they were doing this hot bit, and they kept
taking pictures of it and sending it to me of
Hailey pretending to feed her.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No way, we can't do this, We can't do this again.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
It was. And then she then at like eight o'clock, no,
eight fifteen, I get a text on my way home. Now.
I want to say, hey, I'd rather you not walk,
but then she's gonna say, we'll come.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Pick me up. Well, it's the eighth inning of the
Padre Dodger game. Want to miss it? So I'm like,
fuck it, you decided to walk. You're walking home, baby.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I totally agree with this.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Big Daddy doesn't just call her an uber? No, call
her over. I mean she can.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
First of all, she can call her a second, I
don't know, we don't need you walked, you're walking back.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You got to risk it.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
How do you think your dog would do in an
uber with a stranger that she won't get in there?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, then she he hasn't.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
He has an e caller, so it kind of makes
sure that he's not vicious towards anybody. She forgot the
clicker part that makes it work, so she couldn't really
go around anybody. And she thought, yeah, she said he
was a good boy.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Okay, well that's great. I'm glad you had a wonderful date.
So bizarre
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