November 21, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast. we have an issue with sharing, but this time it doens't involve Sky this time... For the second day in a row, JAIME, has found a way to piss us all off
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know how many times this is gonna happen
until we get it through our thick skulls. I don't
understand why it's so difficult to share things. Didn't we
learn this in fucking kindergarten? You how to share properly? Well,
let me just say this, Okay, for the first time,
(00:22):
Sky is not involved in a sharing incident. That's not
a joke. First time ever. It's always involving.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sky every time, at least some part.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, this time, this sharing incident is about Jamie.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We ain't done yet, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, hey, young man, Hi, what are you doing? You
sit in here every day for the P one podcast.
You've heard the ship that goes down in here? Okay,
it's ugly, right, yeah, okay, and you see the horrible
things Sky does to us.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well yeah, okay, okay, it's devastating to be on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You've been a part of that where you've been left
out of things because guy thinks less of you. I
don't think. No, you don't know that's the fact. I mean.
You wouldn't let him inside your house. You wouldn't let
him inside your house. When your house she gave me
a sleeping bag.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, he was not house sitting, so okay, he was
dog sitting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And he stayed in the in the doghouse.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And could you had in the backyard no access to
the house zero, not even a case of an emergency,
you guys, there was a lot of high There was
a hideaway key that he does not have a goat too.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But if there was an emergency, we would have given
him the coat.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
You got a bathroom, a kitchen, wash, your dryer, swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What does he need? What does he need?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
All right? So so you've seen all of this, so
you would think you would be aware of how protocol
works around here, but apparently not. He pulled the sky
where and and Emily's not speaking right now because the
mooch came up. And I mean, if this were the opposite,
(02:20):
let me tell you something, it'd be fucking it'd be
World War three going on right now. But when the
mooch comes up, she's like, what up?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And I'm not the mood.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I mean, come on, I just it's well documented. I like,
okay anything, who does you like everything?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't like everything? Yes, you do not everything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You will take it even if you don't want to.
So Jamie, apparently there was some sort of transaction that
went down. It was all behind our you're again behind
our back sky, like some back alley ship. Yes, yes,
I think they actually went to a back alley so
that they could exclude me. I'm sorry, I don't really
(03:04):
even know exactly what went down, but apparently there were
some free pants in gold pants and now you may go, Eddie.
Come on, bro, you don't wear pants, so why are
you upset? Of course, I couldn't fit a fucking one
leg in Jamie's chants. Okay, I'm twice the humanist Jamie.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Where arms wouldn't even fit in these?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
No size are your pants?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I usually go for a twenty nine thirty two.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Jesus, they don't make those. They're in the little boy sex.
Those are in the little boy section. Okay, I got
you know. You went. You went to j C. Pennies
and went to a little boy section and you got
your pants. I get it. Uh, And so yeah, obviously
they're not for me. But I have a son who
is almost the same size as Jamie. And I'm not
even joking. They're about the same size, and so I'm like, wait,
(03:57):
what's going on, What's up? What's up with these free pants?
You got free pants? What's going on? Explain to me
what's what's what this is about.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Well, so I was cleaning out my closet the other
week and I had a lot of extra pants that
I haven't worn in a while. I just kind of
folded them up, put them away, forgot about them. So
I was like, Okay, I don't need these, might as
well give them to somebody who could use them.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Now.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I know your son Jack does mostly wear shorts.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That is true. He has his dad's jean where you know,
he does not like to wear pants, and so it
is a rare occasion that you'll see that young man
in pants, but he will wear pants.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Oh, I didn't know it was a jean.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought it was a pun intended.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
A you know, from Sydney sweety.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I can't see.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
You can't say that pun does not work anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We have bigger fish.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I really, I really, I thought. Well, I didn't think
it was in your jeans. I thought it was learned
behavior him seeing his dad only wear short.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know, I mean, you try to put pants
on that kid and he has a violent reaction, just
like me. Yeah, I mean it's not good. It ain't good.
Calves though, they're developing. Okay, I didn't come out of
the womb with these but bad boys. No, they they
developed over over time.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, where did those? When did those start?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I can tell you exactly. I actually know exactly what really.
So in high school, obviously playing some football, and I
was doing a lot of weight training back then, and
so I was lifting a lot of weights, and so
I developed crazy enough some muscles, and you know, you
lift a lot of weights. I was a thick boy.
You know, still I am a thick boy, but no muscles.
But back then I had muscles, and you know, so
(05:41):
I was lifting weights, and you know I've got some
pretty gnarly calves because of it. Well, you know the
rest of me has gone to ship since then, but
the calves stay. The calves stayed. They've never they've never
gone away. And so I don't. I don't obviously don't
work out, and so for some reason, these bad boys
are still still here.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
You eject some ship in there, you would think these
are natties, bro, You're rocking natty wow Eddie, look okay, okay, okay,
keep them Okay, you probably put that leg down now.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tapping.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Uh so, yes, so his are going to be developed,
but he's not quite there yet.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They haven't dropped.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, so can he can wear pants better than I
can wear pants? And so yeah, you know, if they're
the same size and we're offering pants up, take a
look at least let me take a look, Let me
browse and see what we got. But I was not
even involved in this conversation at all.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
What happened, Well, we knew about this two days in
a row, by the way, that you're a son of
a bitch, and this is it for you, by the way,
doors back, So this is your this was your last shot.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Didn't go didn't go well? Did okay?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I knew the rubber Room Pal midnight twenty am weekdays.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Man hot new music here on rock one.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stop plugging, Stop plugging yourself. You started first.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I didn't know what the fun you were talking about.
I was like, is there a saying like like the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Rubber room Radio?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It has been for my show. Thanks for listening, Emily
did it before me anyway?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Okay, sorry, James, So I knew Jack was a shorts guy. Yeah,
and I knew Emily's son, Reid was a big secondhand guy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The thrifter things to do. You don't need to give
that look.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I can see what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
He's also a big pants guy. He doesn't really ever
wear shorts exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's got very skinny legs.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Opposite like so and so over here, true, so and so.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It has a name, David. He's the one that gave
me the free pants pants joke, wearing rubber pants. Wow,
I think it all ties together.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
So I knew Jack doesn't like pants, Reed likes pants
in secondhand, So I figured.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What you're saying is true and it's accurate. But you
know how we are when it comes to sharing Sky.
You cannot speak on this because you fucked this up
every single time. But you think in theory what you're
saying is accurate. But what happens, well, But.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
The big, main example that kicked off all the fuckery
about sharing, okay, was the big cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh Emily, look at her, look at her.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Well, because it's the same logic that Jamie has right now.
The logic was Emily doesn't like sweet, so why would
I even loves chocolative.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It was well known that that's what I have every year.
Remember it is chocolate tip cookie.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
But after it came all out and we went round,
been round about it eight thousand fucking times, we came
to the conclusion in this room, it doesn't matter if
you think the person doesn't like it. It doesn't matter
if you think the person doesn't need it. Everybody needs
to be offered the free ship.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And you saying that you you still do it every
single time. You do it every single time.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Not offer you guys first pick on all those holiday
cards the other day, all my freebie fucking holiday you did?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You did?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You figured it out, so I learned, okay.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
But Jamie's been witnessed to it, so you would think.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He wasn't around for the big cookie. Thank god. Time
you've heard the big Cookie store, I've heard.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Of course, I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That was fucking bananas.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Man crying all over again right now because he brought
that up.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But you've got some You came up on some pants,
so I think anything should come up on pants.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Her son came up on. When you're a moot, you
want stuff for yourself, I mean you'll take the other
stuff not accurate.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm not a moot. That's not accurate.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I love I come up because I don't have to spend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My own mind.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Com Okay, it's a comma. Okay, I get it. So yeah,
so as I'm saying, what you're saying is accurate, but
you have to let the room know that you have
these pants. Does anybody want to check these out? I
check them out? Go all right, Yeah, maybe I'll take
a pair. Doubtful, but maybe I'll take a pair. But
at least you got to make the offer. He didn't
(10:25):
do that. You just went straight gulch and gave it
to Emily. And so how are these pants?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, he came in, I said, do you want the pants?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
They're not bad like a lot of ancient pants.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
God, I was gonna say woos boy, but that's the term.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I think you could use.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It are apostle busy? That's right, man's pants. I don't
wear five of wound.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, so Jamie gives me these pants. Man, they were
small looking. They were like straight legs, wide legs, so
they like they're fitted almost for a dude.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Right, they're still bagging on me, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's Sae sandwich.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
But once again, my son skinny kid. Yeah, he's like
a twig, you know, like Jamie, they're very they're very similar.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Bill. Yeah, So I bring the pants. I bring the
pants home.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
My son Reid gets home from school, I tell him
that I got a surprise for him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Pants, bagle pants.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
He is fucking pumped to look through him because he
loves he loves drifting, like that's the whole thing with him.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He loves fashion, he loves he does look fashion. He
loves strifting. So he's excited to look at him.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
He pulls there was like four pairs in there, I think,
pulls one pair out.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Nope, pulls a second pair.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Up, third pair, no fourth pair, no thing all four Jamie,
thank you, but these aren't for me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Did he really say that?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Are you adding he did say that?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
He said tell Jamie thinks he did say that, but
he didn't say it in his warm of ways.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Of course, sure he's not that. He's not that point
the ship. That's what really happened. He's a wide leg
pantman right now. Why only wide legs?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Like he doesn't want to fuck with anything with the skinny.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's a wide leg pantman. Okay, so fine. I mean,
I know Jamie doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Jamie told me if you don't want Reed doesn't want them,
just don't.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was no, yeah, I wouldn't even I'm not even
in the thought process.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, I didn't think about any son.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And so pants are pants.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Pants are sitting folding on our little chair in the
living room, and I'm getting ready to put him back
in the bag. My man, Robert barns O comes home
from work like pretty soon after this whole pant thing happened, and.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He goes, oh, what are those?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
And I go, oh, Jamie, Jamie gave me hand me
down his pants and read for Red, and Red doesn't
want him, and Robert just starts looking through him.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pick looks at the tag Robert Scott twenty nine Inete.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh, he's well wow as well, he's a little fancy
boy too too. Well, we got we got the pit
Boy Club, we got Jamie, and then we got Red. Yeah,
and Robert and the petit boys.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Robert, that's Robert, does that? Robert looks at the lake.
That's Robert's.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He is the same pants as Jamie.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh yes, yes, Robert's bigger on top. But like on
the bottom. He's very sunny.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
You have told us that like he like his body
proportions are weird, like he can bend over or.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Very long tour. So when he bends over, his head
will touch the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, well that's really weird.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That is weird, like some.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
People stretch to gap their fingertips touch there.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
His head is the yeah, because it's half very strange.
Maybe he wouldn't surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We don't explained a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
And so Robert's looking and he goes, well, read doesn't
want him, I know. He goes, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try to pair on.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
So Robert goes to the bedroom, puts the pair of
pants on, comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They fit like a glove. You guys, they fit like
a glove.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Does it make you feel a little uncomfortable that your
guy is wearing Jamie's hand me downs?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What the fuck do you think? That is so weird?
This is so creepy.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
So I had to talk with him not to wear
them like necessarily around me though it could be like
work meeting pants.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
How does that Feelie?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Your dad, you're gonna let your son walk one of them,
but not Robert.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, she's just disgusted by you. Yeah, you're happy you
shared with her now Yeah, exactly
I don't know how many times this is gonna happen
until we get it through our thick skulls. I don't
understand why it's so difficult to share things. Didn't we
learn this in fucking kindergarten? You how to share properly? Well,
let me just say this, Okay, for the first time,
(00:22):
Sky is not involved in a sharing incident. That's not
a joke. First time ever. It's always involving.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sky every time, at least some part.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yes, this time, this sharing incident is about Jamie.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
We ain't done yet, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, hey, young man, Hi, what are you doing? You
sit in here every day for the P one podcast.
You've heard the ship that goes down in here? Okay,
it's ugly, right, yeah, okay, and you see the horrible
things Sky does to us.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well yeah, okay, okay, it's devastating to be on.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You've been a part of that where you've been left
out of things because guy thinks less of you. I
don't think. No, you don't know that's the fact. I mean.
You wouldn't let him inside your house. You wouldn't let
him inside your house. When your house she gave me
a sleeping bag.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Okay, he was not house sitting, so okay, he was
dog sitting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And he stayed in the in the doghouse.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And could you had in the backyard no access to
the house zero, not even a case of an emergency,
you guys, there was a lot of high There was
a hideaway key that he does not have a goat too.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But if there was an emergency, we would have given
him the coat.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
You got a bathroom, a kitchen, wash, your dryer, swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What does he need? What does he need?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
All right? So so you've seen all of this, so
you would think you would be aware of how protocol
works around here, but apparently not. He pulled the sky
where and and Emily's not speaking right now because the
mooch came up. And I mean, if this were the opposite,
(02:20):
let me tell you something, it'd be fucking it'd be
World War three going on right now. But when the
mooch comes up, she's like, what up?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
And I'm not the mood.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I mean, come on, I just it's well documented. I like,
okay anything, who does you like everything?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't like everything? Yes, you do not everything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You will take it even if you don't want to.
So Jamie, apparently there was some sort of transaction that
went down. It was all behind our you're again behind
our back sky, like some back alley ship. Yes, yes,
I think they actually went to a back alley so
that they could exclude me. I'm sorry, I don't really
(03:04):
even know exactly what went down, but apparently there were
some free pants in gold pants and now you may go, Eddie.
Come on, bro, you don't wear pants, so why are
you upset? Of course, I couldn't fit a fucking one
leg in Jamie's chants. Okay, I'm twice the humanist Jamie.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Where arms wouldn't even fit in these?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
No size are your pants?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I usually go for a twenty nine thirty two.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Jesus, they don't make those. They're in the little boy sex.
Those are in the little boy section. Okay, I got
you know. You went. You went to j C. Pennies
and went to a little boy section and you got
your pants. I get it. Uh, And so yeah, obviously
they're not for me. But I have a son who
is almost the same size as Jamie. And I'm not
even joking. They're about the same size, and so I'm like, wait,
(03:57):
what's going on, What's up? What's up with these free pants?
You got free pants? What's going on? Explain to me
what's what's what this is about.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Well, so I was cleaning out my closet the other
week and I had a lot of extra pants that
I haven't worn in a while. I just kind of
folded them up, put them away, forgot about them. So
I was like, Okay, I don't need these, might as
well give them to somebody who could use them.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Now.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I know your son Jack does mostly wear shorts.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That is true. He has his dad's jean where you know,
he does not like to wear pants, and so it
is a rare occasion that you'll see that young man
in pants, but he will wear pants.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Oh, I didn't know it was a jean.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I thought it was a pun intended.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
A you know, from Sydney sweety.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I can't see.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
You can't say that pun does not work anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We have bigger fish.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I really, I really, I thought. Well, I didn't think
it was in your jeans. I thought it was learned
behavior him seeing his dad only wear short.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know, I mean, you try to put pants
on that kid and he has a violent reaction, just
like me. Yeah, I mean it's not good. It ain't good.
Calves though, they're developing. Okay, I didn't come out of
the womb with these but bad boys. No, they they
developed over over time.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, where did those? When did those start?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I can tell you exactly. I actually know exactly what really.
So in high school, obviously playing some football, and I
was doing a lot of weight training back then, and
so I was lifting a lot of weights, and so
I developed crazy enough some muscles, and you know, you
lift a lot of weights. I was a thick boy.
You know, still I am a thick boy, but no muscles.
But back then I had muscles, and you know, so
(05:41):
I was lifting weights, and you know I've got some
pretty gnarly calves because of it. Well, you know the
rest of me has gone to ship since then, but
the calves stay. The calves stayed. They've never they've never
gone away. And so I don't. I don't obviously don't
work out, and so for some reason, these bad boys
are still still here.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
You eject some ship in there, you would think these
are natties, bro, You're rocking natty wow Eddie, look okay, okay, okay,
keep them Okay, you probably put that leg down now.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Tapping.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Uh so, yes, so his are going to be developed,
but he's not quite there yet.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
They haven't dropped.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, so can he can wear pants better than I
can wear pants? And so yeah, you know, if they're
the same size and we're offering pants up, take a
look at least let me take a look, Let me
browse and see what we got. But I was not
even involved in this conversation at all.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
What happened, Well, we knew about this two days in
a row, by the way, that you're a son of
a bitch, and this is it for you, by the way,
doors back, So this is your this was your last shot.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Didn't go didn't go well? Did okay?
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I knew the rubber Room Pal midnight twenty am weekdays.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Man hot new music here on rock one.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stop plugging, Stop plugging yourself. You started first.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I didn't know what the fun you were talking about.
I was like, is there a saying like like the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Rubber room Radio?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
It has been for my show. Thanks for listening, Emily
did it before me anyway?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Okay, sorry, James, So I knew Jack was a shorts guy. Yeah,
and I knew Emily's son, Reid was a big secondhand guy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
The thrifter things to do. You don't need to give
that look.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I can see what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
He's also a big pants guy. He doesn't really ever
wear shorts exactly.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
He's got very skinny legs.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Opposite like so and so over here, true, so and so.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It has a name, David. He's the one that gave
me the free pants pants joke, wearing rubber pants. Wow,
I think it all ties together.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
So I knew Jack doesn't like pants, Reed likes pants
in secondhand, So I figured.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What you're saying is true and it's accurate. But you
know how we are when it comes to sharing Sky.
You cannot speak on this because you fucked this up
every single time. But you think in theory what you're
saying is accurate. But what happens, well, But.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
The big, main example that kicked off all the fuckery
about sharing, okay, was the big cookie.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh Emily, look at her, look at her.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Well, because it's the same logic that Jamie has right now.
The logic was Emily doesn't like sweet, so why would
I even loves chocolative.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It was well known that that's what I have every year.
Remember it is chocolate tip cookie.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
But after it came all out and we went round,
been round about it eight thousand fucking times, we came
to the conclusion in this room, it doesn't matter if
you think the person doesn't like it. It doesn't matter
if you think the person doesn't need it. Everybody needs
to be offered the free ship.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
And you saying that you you still do it every
single time. You do it every single time.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Not offer you guys first pick on all those holiday
cards the other day, all my freebie fucking holiday you did?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You did?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You figured it out, so I learned, okay.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
But Jamie's been witnessed to it, so you would think.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
He wasn't around for the big cookie. Thank god. Time
you've heard the big Cookie store, I've heard.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Of course, I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That was fucking bananas.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Man crying all over again right now because he brought
that up.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
But you've got some You came up on some pants,
so I think anything should come up on pants.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Her son came up on. When you're a moot, you
want stuff for yourself, I mean you'll take the other
stuff not accurate.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm not a moot. That's not accurate.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I love I come up because I don't have to spend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
My own mind.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Com Okay, it's a comma. Okay, I get it. So yeah,
so as I'm saying, what you're saying is accurate, but
you have to let the room know that you have
these pants. Does anybody want to check these out? I
check them out? Go all right, Yeah, maybe I'll take
a pair. Doubtful, but maybe I'll take a pair. But
at least you got to make the offer. He didn't
(10:25):
do that. You just went straight gulch and gave it
to Emily. And so how are these pants?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Well, he came in, I said, do you want the pants?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Ever?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
They're not bad like a lot of ancient pants.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
God, I was gonna say woos boy, but that's the term.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I think you could use.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It are apostle busy? That's right, man's pants. I don't
wear five of wound.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, so Jamie gives me these pants. Man, they were
small looking. They were like straight legs, wide legs, so
they like they're fitted almost for a dude.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Right, they're still bagging on me, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's Sae sandwich.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
But once again, my son skinny kid. Yeah, he's like
a twig, you know, like Jamie, they're very they're very similar.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Bill. Yeah, So I bring the pants. I bring the
pants home.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
My son Reid gets home from school, I tell him
that I got a surprise for him.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Pants, bagle pants.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
He is fucking pumped to look through him because he
loves he loves drifting, like that's the whole thing with him.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
He loves fashion, he loves he does look fashion. He
loves strifting. So he's excited to look at him.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
He pulls there was like four pairs in there, I think,
pulls one pair out.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Nope, pulls a second pair.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Up, third pair, no fourth pair, no thing all four Jamie,
thank you, but these aren't for me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Did he really say that?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Are you adding he did say that?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
He said tell Jamie thinks he did say that, but
he didn't say it in his warm of ways.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Of course, sure he's not that. He's not that point
the ship. That's what really happened. He's a wide leg
pantman right now. Why only wide legs?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Like he doesn't want to fuck with anything with the skinny.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He's a wide leg pantman. Okay, so fine. I mean,
I know Jamie doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Jamie told me if you don't want Reed doesn't want them,
just don't.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I was no, yeah, I wouldn't even I'm not even
in the thought process.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, I didn't think about any son.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
And so pants are pants.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Pants are sitting folding on our little chair in the
living room, and I'm getting ready to put him back
in the bag. My man, Robert barns O comes home
from work like pretty soon after this whole pant thing happened, and.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
He goes, oh, what are those?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
And I go, oh, Jamie, Jamie gave me hand me
down his pants and read for Red, and Red doesn't
want him, and Robert just starts looking through him.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Pick looks at the tag Robert Scott twenty nine Inete.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh, he's well wow as well, he's a little fancy
boy too too. Well, we got we got the pit
Boy Club, we got Jamie, and then we got Red. Yeah,
and Robert and the petit boys.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Robert, that's Robert, does that? Robert looks at the lake.
That's Robert's.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
He is the same pants as Jamie.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh yes, yes, Robert's bigger on top. But like on
the bottom. He's very sunny.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
You have told us that like he like his body
proportions are weird, like he can bend over or.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Very long tour. So when he bends over, his head
will touch the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay, well that's really weird.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That is weird, like some.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
People stretch to gap their fingertips touch there.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
His head is the yeah, because it's half very strange.
Maybe he wouldn't surprise.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We don't explained a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
And so Robert's looking and he goes, well, read doesn't
want him, I know. He goes, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try to pair on.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
So Robert goes to the bedroom, puts the pair of
pants on, comes out.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
They fit like a glove. You guys, they fit like
a glove.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Does it make you feel a little uncomfortable that your
guy is wearing Jamie's hand me downs?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What the fuck do you think? That is so weird?
This is so creepy.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I know.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
So I had to talk with him not to wear
them like necessarily around me though it could be like
work meeting pants.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
How does that Feelie?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Your dad, you're gonna let your son walk one of them,
but not Robert.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Well, she's just disgusted by you. Yeah, you're happy you
shared with her now Yeah, exactly
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