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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So Weirdly enough, last weekend, Thor said he had to
go in on like a Saturday morning and do blood
work and all that stuff, which ended up into a
midweek meltdown because he said that all kinds of crazy
shit was going down. Well, I had some crazy stuff
going down as well. I went and had to do
blood work as well on a Saturday morning. But mine
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was a little different. Mine wasn't like people not knowing
what to do and all the stuff that was upsetting you.
This had to do with the actual guy drawing blood.
What do they call phlebotomus? Yeah, and a very inappropriate
joke he made. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting
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filtered except for that part the party.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, let's be clear, there's not much you can say
to me that would offend me. It's I don't I mean,
I don't get offended easily by really anything, but I
recognize what canon can't be said in twenty twenty five. Yes,
like there are just jokes you can't make anymore, especially
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in some sort of like professional setting. Oh totally, Like
if you have a job and you work with the
public like you just can't say certain things, especially anymore,
and you just know that. Yeah, well I guess that
not everybody knows that. Oh. I don't know what the
hell was going on, but this was insane to me.
So I had to go to the lab and do blood.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I've never asked, how are you with needles and blood?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't mind them at all, You're not faced, doesn't
bother me at all. Shots anything. I getting my flu
shot tomorrow, a pump shot. I am going to be invincible.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can still get cold in.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My face, in my face, get a cold spit in
my face, scross. I'm I'm fucking invincible, all right, So
I can't wait. I'm like tumpd about it. Yeah, well,
remember that bullshit scene that happened down here. I supposed
to get the flu shot here and some random dude
was just like throwing needles all over the place with
a suit. Yeah it was weird.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Do you think he was just throwing you know?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It was weird. It was weird. It didn't I chose
not to get it there. I'm actually going to the
doctor to get my flu shot. Uh. And then since
I'm going, uh, you know, they they always check yeah,
you know for stuff. I guess it's a check up.
I guess you can call it. So he ordered me
a whole blood panel whatever, gonna get all my stuff checked.
And so I got all that going on. So it's
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a fasting blood work and so I don't mind it
because I can do it on a Saturday morning. Their
lab is open on a Saturday morning, so no problem
at all.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
See, it sucks for me because the lab by my house.
It's like everybody does that. So you have to book
an appointment like months in advance for a Saturday.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So I always wait for the holidays. You guys.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Thanksgiving, I'm going to be I'm going to be doing
my my blood panel of Thanksgiving because I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I can't fast at this job. I can't. I can't
wait till like noon to go.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Wow, that's what's wild thing about you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I was already the plans down the other day and
I'm like, can I fast?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was putting in his calenra.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'll send you a selfie from the well.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mine is not that bad. And so you go to
this lab especially you know, going early, you know, you'll
have maybe a couple of people there in front of you,
and then you get in. It's pretty quick process. And
so I roll in on a Saturday morning, same thing.
There's two people waiting and then it's my turn. So
it's amazing, perfect, super easy. So get all signed in
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and then I go to the waiting area and I sit. Well,
I can hear from where I'm sitting this guy that's
I guess one of the flabbat miss in the back
and I can hear him all the way into the
waiting room. And he's just a loud guy, very loud talker.
I can hear him, you know, making jokes. I can
hear him talking to the people and just it's very
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I mean, and it's seven o'clock in the morning, and
I'm barely awake, and I'm like, like, nobody really wants
to be doing this, and so a guy over the
top at that time is just too much. And I'm like,
oh fuck, please do not let this guy get me,
Like I don't want to deal with this. I just
don't want to talk to anybody. I want to do
my blood and get the fuck out of there. Like
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I don't want a whole scene and a whole like
you know, comedy routine being done, Like I just don't
need it. It's too much. I can't even imagine what
you would have done.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't want a comedy routine.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, I'm not honking your nose bow and I don't
want to smell your flower like no, fucking just take
my blood and fucking go. And so I'm kind of
like sitting there dreading this like, oh god, I know
I'm gonna get like this is going to be awful. Well,
then the guy that's right in front of me, he
gets called in, and this is this will tell you
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everything you needed about this guy. So he calls his name,
he says, all right, you know, go to a room
two and the older it's an older gentleman. He gets up.
He goes, all right, thank you, He goes, don't think
me yet.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh god, I would take one of his needles and
step myself.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You know exactly who And I just go this poor
as yeah, this poor this guy again he's an older guy,
and I could just see he's like, oh no. So
he like goes in. You know, it doesn't laugh, nobody's laughing.
It's just like, okay, well I'm good. I'm not going
to be picked by that guy. So I'm next up
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the other guy that's working, you know, very quiet, like
the polar oppicer, like I barely even ask me my name.
I'm like, are you sure? That kid was literally like that.
But I'm in the room that's right next to their room,
so I can hear everything that's being said. So you know,
my guy comes over and he just goes name, birthday,
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all right, and that's all he says. And I'm like,
I'm loving I'm loving this guy. Yeah, And so that's
about That's about how that goes. But within earshot, I'm
hearing what the comedy routine is going on. And he's like, ah, god,
are you ready? I got a series of questions for you. No,
and I'm not joking, I'm not putting this on. And
he goes, first question, what's your name? Like this is
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how he's asking the same questions that my my quake
I just asked me. But we're doing this full like
song that he's you know, spinning plates.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He's fucking I would say to my guys really getting
after it.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, I would say that I feel like the guy didn't.
He haunted no conversation. So even if I said that,
he would have just been like, you know, he doesn't
want it, and I don't want it, to be honest
with you. So I'm just like, oh my god, this
is crazy. This is going on. The next question, what
your birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And I'm like, what is happening, dude, this is crazy.
I hate this guy.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh I'm coming out of my skin and I'm not
even there.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, and I'm like, okay, this is just a wacky
bit or whatever. But then it goes off the rails.
It fucking goes off the rails, and he goes all right,
third question, what's your dick size?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
No, dude, no, no, that would have been fine. Excuse honestly,
that would have been fine, he says, And again, this
is twenty twenty five. Yeah, there are, and he's loud,
so it's like there's people with an earshot.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You don't know who you're talking to me, you don't know.
Everybody's offended by everything. I mean, it's crazy. Yes, it's
crazy out there. So you just gotta know this. This
guy does not know this because he goes, I know
Thores probably heard this joke before This is kind of
a famous joke, but it's so wildly inappropriate that you
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cannot say it within unless you know the person, and
even then it's you're running risk. It's the joke of
what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
You know this joke? You know this joke? Yeah, it's
not even I mean, it's I don't even want to
say it because it's I don't even say that, and
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he fully says the full line. If you don't know,
it's horrible. Just so heads up, what do you tell
a woman? Do you know this joke?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I can't heard it. I can't. I can't think.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing that you've never told her once before? Oh, Emily
just laughed, Just so everybody knows that that was Emily.
That was.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Afferent punchline to the other punchline I heard was nothing
you already told her twice.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Emily, that's Emily. Emily. It's not funny. I don't think.
For the record, I don't think it's funny. Now imagine dying. Look,
it's Scott's guy's act. She's got having a complete opposite reaction,
You guys, having a complete.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I can't even fucking process, like what, it's insane.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I have like a buddy that still tells me jokes
like that, I'll just feel like it insane.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Dude, Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Like we're not even telling jokes back and forth?
Speaker 4 (09:17):
There was nothing that It's like he went out of
his way.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He said, I have a series of questions for you. Name, name, birthday.
What do you tell a woman who has two black guys, name, birthdate?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Domestic violence?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
So, how many times before has this been his question?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
It's got to be the go to somebody like my
wife or Sky would immediately.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So I'm sitting there and my jaw is on the
ground Emily with lefts again.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, well, oh my god, oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Have the comedy story jokes. I'm like, oh my god.
There is a female who is working the front desk.
So I I'm like, she heard that. I already heard that.
And again, it's just that that's not the first time
he's dropping this joke.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right, You'll probably tell his jokes like time.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm like, anybody, anybody, I look at my qua guy.
He doesn't even blink, He's.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Just the office.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm like, what the fuck? Is going off the cocktail
in there. For me, dude, this is crazy. So now
I'm like, again, I'm not an offended guy. It doesn't
offend me. I think it's horrible. I think it's a
really stupid thing to say. How he still has a
job in twenty and twenty five is the one that
I'm like, what, yeah, happening. But he does it and
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it's like again and I'm like, Okay, well do I complain?
Who am I going to complain to? I don't even know?
And I'm like, and it's weird, like because I'm like, technically,
I'm not offended, but I just think that it's offensive
that you're allowed to do that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, and like his boss should know that somebody is
doing something so wildly inappropriate that it could reflect on
the whole fucking business.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Well, it's just insanity.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Do you think if you were the one to receive
the joke, if you were that guy and you had
to get taken the guy told you so, if I.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Was his you were his patient.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't. I don't. I don't know. Honestly, I probably,
even though I didn't want to have conversation, I probably
would have said something to him in the realm of like, man,
I can't believe you're saying that. That's crazy. You can
make that joke in twenty twenty five. Yeah, yeah, and
then see how he would have reacted, like put him on.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
The spot like that was a wild joke.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, told, I'm surprised you can still say stuff like that. Yeah,
pretty crazy, wow, just to see what his reaction would be.
I kind of sometimes like to make people uncomfortable, and
I don't mind. I don't mind it, especially Emily, Like
I kind of like making her uncomfortable. Yeah, no, it
makes it kind of brings me a little bit of delight,
that's but but yeah, I didn't know what I'm supposed
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to do with that now, and so I ended up like,
all right, it's you know, I want to get out
of here. Yeah, So I just left and you haven't eaten. Yeah,
I'm getting out of there. And so I just left.
But I'm dying to know, like, at some point he's
got to make that joke to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That is not going to go It's gonna go sideways.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right, how insane? Yeah, that's gonna do that. But yeah,
I was like, dude, this is as crazy as it
gets man, I don't understand it. I was like, man,
i'm surprised he's not making some sort of racist joke. Well,
I know,