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November 4, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down a situation that happened yesterday involving Sky and sandwich... in a meeting...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, we had a meeting after the show yesterday. It
was kind of an important meeting. There was, you know,
some big wigs in there, all kinds of different stuff
was going on. Sky made a wild decision. I noticed it.
I know, Emily, you sat next to her, because I
was across the room, and so I was by some
of the big wigs, and I think they noticed it.

(00:24):
Everybody sort of noticed it. I was kind of surprised
that Sky showed up to a big meeting with a sandwich.
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Now listen, we are not in an important business by
any means, you know. No, sorry, We're just tell fart
jokes on the radio. It is what it is. But
you know, sometimes we have to have like professional meetings
and things like that, which never really stops me from
making jokes and being a jackass or whatever. It is

(01:13):
what it is. But this was kind of a more
serious tone meeting, you know, And there was quite a
few people in the meeting, and so we all roll
into the meeting. Now Sky was trailing behind I wasn't
sure what she was doing because she was literally right
behind me. And then she was gone, So I don't
know where she went. And I literally turned around. I
was holding the door, and I was like, what the

(01:35):
fuck where is And I was like, all right, well,
you're on your own now, kid, You're gonna have to
figure out how to open this door. And so yeah,
I mean, honestly, I didn't know she would figure that out.
So I go into the meeting. I take my seat.
Actually I made it weird first because we have this
U shaped table. It's like a horseshoe, yeah, and every
seat was sort of taking. Everybody sits on the outside

(01:57):
of the U R well for some reason in this
conference room, I was like, oh, okay, well, I guess
all the seats are kind of taken, and I made
a move that threw everybody off it so uncomfortable it
was were there. I sat on the inside of the U.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Inside inside top of the you, by the way, not
even inside bottom of the you that's away from.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
The Yeah. So the inside of the you, where the
giant scream is that. You would have seen my big
old head sitting right there.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
The only person that would sit there is somebody speaking
to the meeting, leading the meeting.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And somebody said that the first thing, Oh Eddie's leading
the meeting today, I guess, and I went, am I
not allowed to sit in? Why are their chairs on
the inside? Why are their chairs on the inside? I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
They had to have a bit of fluke. I don't know
where that chair accidentally got.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I go, okay, I guess this is not cool.
So I got up and then moved. And then somebody
did say, oh, there's a seat over here by me,
and so I don't sit there. So I went and
sat over there. Okay. Then sky comes in. So sky
comes in, which very last one, which I was stunned.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
By, because that's not like you, No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It drew attention to you, which you don't like. It was.
It was an odd move. Sky was unlike me, grabbed
the chair that I was sitting in and moved it
all the way around to the outer part of the U. Yeah,
to create your own space.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
And me and a couple of people scooched down a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
You didn't do that for me.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
It happens so fast, it just down whatever so that
we we squeezed her right, Yeah she did.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did you know that the inner view is unacceptable?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It felt unexcepted.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Okay, because the fact that everybody's on the you like,
you're not the You're not gonna be the first guy
on the inn.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You that's weird? What's wrong that is?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So I don't fucking care. Apparently that's really unheard of. Yeah.
So Sky moves her seat around and she sits down,
and I noticed something, and I'm like, oh boy, that's
a wild decision. I'm really by this. If it was
a meeting with just the show, I have no problems
with this. I don't care whatsoever. And I honestly don't

(04:08):
care that she didn't here either, but it did get looks.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, And honestly, if it was a meeting like we
have once in a while with like a couple of promotions,
people were were kind of bouncing ideas for the year off.
So it's like kind of very casual meeting, not serious.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, this was involving big wigs, multiple stations, personalities, these people. Yes, yes,
it was all kinds of different things going on in
this and then Sky whips out, I think from her purse.
I don't even know where this thing came from a
fucking sandwich, a huge Jersey Mike sandwich. Yesterday we were

(04:45):
talking it was National Sandwich Day and she pulled an
Emily where it got in her head and she had
to have a Jersey Mike sandwich, and so she decided
she had like ten minutes after the podcast wrapped up?
Was it thirteen minutes? It was from the time to
podcast and to when the meeting began. And she goes, ooh,
I got thirteen minutes. Do you think I have time

(05:06):
to run to Jersey Mikes? And I went, I don't know, maybe,
and she was like, fuck it, I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, which is that is another classic Me move?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yes, could you know I wouldn't want to sit still,
so I'd have to go drive on Jersey Mikes to
come back.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It was not such a Emily move, but Sky decided
to do it. Yeah. So Sky goes and I'm thinking, dude,
I don't think she's going to make it thirteen minutes.
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, here's what I realized, too, is because as Eddie
gets upset most mornings, he looks over at what I
have brought for breakfast, and it's normally some sort of
rice cracker, a rice check, pretzels, you know, basically things
that are just air and like filling, no protein, no nutrients.
And so that was what I was doing yesterday. But

(05:50):
then when I realized, first I got hyped on the sandwich.
Then I realized I was going to be here later
than usual because of the meeting, And then I realized,
my tough me has not adjusted to the new time.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh yeah, and my tummy. Do you call body clock
body time? Body time? Body time? She dropped that like
twelve times, so I know it's not it's nine to fifteen,
but body time it's ten fifty you.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
So that's how I felt.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
So I was like all hungry for lunch. And so
I'm like, this is crazy for me because I always
like to be early. I don't like being the last
one to walk in. I don't want any of that shit.
And so I just I just don't want the eyes.
I don't need the eyes on me, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well, not only are you the last one in, but
you're rocking a sandwich. What did you think was gonna happen?
So ten twenty nine? Guess who comes strolling in the
meetings at ten thirty? Yeah, she comes walking in with
her you know, big old purr sunglasses on her head,
keys still in her hand, and her Jersey Mike's up
and I'm like, you're not gonna have time to eat
this thing. What are you doing now?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I knew that this was a controversial move, but I
had thought that something was gonna help alleviate it. So
first off, I knew, okay, there's no way I can
open this Jersey Mike's fucking bag and the paper. So
I stopped in the kitchenette.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
On the way back, I was holding the door for you. Yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's that's where you lost me.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
So I stopped at the kitchenette, I grabbed a plate
and then I took half of the sandwich out, put
it on the plate, and then put the other half
in my purse.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
And I'm like, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And it almost made it worse because it stood out war.
It was this big white plate with the giant sandwich,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
It was almost like there's a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
And it also like if you've ever had Jersey Mikes,
especially if somebody brings like Jersey mis on a plane
or something, the onions in Jersey Mikes are very pungent
and vinegar and all that it's and and they put
a ragano like it's a very distinct smell, so which
is delicious. It is, but you also know, man, there's

(07:54):
a sob here. It gets kind of a crazy move.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
So here's where I thought it wasn't gonna be a
crazy move because a lot of these meetings that are
bigger than just the show, especially when like sales is
involved and there's gonna be people from the news station there.
They will bring in a thing of Starbucks coffee and
a box of bagels sometimes, So in my mind, I'm

(08:23):
thinking I'm gonna walk into this room and people all
around the room are gonna be.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Munching on little bagels.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Well, I fucking walk in with my sandwich and look around.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
There is not a scrap of food in this.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Entire rooms There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
And here I have my sandwich on a fucking.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
People with notepads, yes, taking notes, which is normally Sky's
m o. She's the note taking I got notes, big sandwich,
and so I'm looking over I go, oh, Ship Sky,
this is so wild. What are you doing? And I'm like,

(09:06):
oh God. And to her credit, she kind of owned.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It she did she kind of mental process, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
You have a breakdown.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, I just.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I looked at it, and I go, oh fuck, this
was a bad move. This was the wrong play here.
There's no bagels, there's no food, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
You did have a bit of a deer in a
head in the headlights, yeah, moment.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Because you were right next to her. Witnesses didn't get
over what I was.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, And so then I had the thought, what's fucking
weirder to bring a sandwich into a meeting and start
eating it? Or to bring a sandwich into the meeting
and not even touch it.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's part of the meeting, Like, what's that sandwich? Do
you have any questions?

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
What would be weird? Just to bring us sandwich that's.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Definitely weird and not touching it, Like I'm the sandwich
chicken me. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
So I just.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
So I decided I'm gonna own it, like you said,
and I go for the first bite, and dude, like,
just like any time you're self conscious about anything, you
feel like everyone's watching, because we were, you feel it's
the loudest bite you've never taken in your life. And
so I would take a bite and then I'd be.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Too self conscious to chew. Eventually, it's like assaulting cracker.
Eventually it'll break down and then we know how small
her bites are too. So it's like it's like she's
not even putting a debt in this.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, and I feel like it's getting smellier, that the
room is.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Just filling up with onions and vinegar.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, that was a craw easy decision on you.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
And then I noticed she did like she she took
the couple bites, and I feel like you only took
those couple bites so that somebody they would that we
would see you take ind bites of the sandwich. Like
we said, it's too weird if you don't eat the sandwich,
because you you you pause that thing halfway through it
right touch it again.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Like I would look over and the sandwich would's just
sitting there, and Sky would just be sitting there listening
to the meeting. And then every once in a while
and like look around.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
But as right like after the fourth bite, I'm like,
this is too fucking weird. I can't keep eating this sandwich.
And I just abandoned vision.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You know me, you have to give me credit that
I did not point it out and make it weird.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I can't believe you didn't. I thought it was any second.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I thought about it so many times, because of course
I made my dumb jokes throughout the meeting, like I
always does, But at one point I did think to myself,
do I point out the sky is crushing a sandwich
right now?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I feel like you would have made it less weird.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Really, you would have pointed it out because everybody was
the elephant in the rock, everybody right.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
But I also was like, I know she would.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You would have just like gone under the table.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Here's the other thing that I was stunned that didn't happen.
What is that Emily didn't get in on the sandwich.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I was surprised Sky offered to and she was going
to get she said, she goes.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Anybody want anything?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
And as soon as I said no, I was fucking
mad because I had wanted a jersey like sandwich the
minute we started talking about it for sandwich.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
But even you wouldn't have been psychotic enough to bring
it into the meeting.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Of course, I wouldn't know
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