November 5, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about his third interaction with the law, but this time it wasn't his fault
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You guys, remember how Thor got NAWA but two tickets
for being on his cell phone guys driving around texting fools.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's funny that you say that, because I was found
not guilty both those times paid zero dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So was OJ okay the juice?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean I didn't murder too, I mean practically practically.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, technically you got off, but you were caught
doing something you really shouldn't have doing. And I guess
Thor has had another running with a police officer, this
time who was.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
In the wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's time for.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh yes, there is a little bit crazy out on
the road, just so you guys. He will tend to speed.
He tend to be the guy that's gonna drive all
the way up in front of everybody and cut you
off and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He doesn't care. He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's kind of a crazy driver. And so the the
texting and driving not great. But you know, I think
hopefully he learned his lesson after two in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So I didn't get there was no lesson to be learned.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You did it.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
There was no lesson.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
So if you drive by thor and he's like eating
a sub sandwich and driving with his feet, that's just
what he does.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, wait until you get home.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh so, Yes, he's had a couple of things that
have happened in the past. Now this one seems a
little bit different though.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What happened.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So I was leaving the gym yesterday, back about.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It, I thought your back looked extra well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You know, I haven't done cardio in like a week,
so like a little bit, he's feeding me milky ways now.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I mean it's your favorite candy bar, and I told
you I would bring new one.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It is really nice, really and it was like a
fun slize.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's not like I know, but like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm just like, you're good.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So I uh so, I was leaving the gym yesterday
and I had new pre workout in new prex so
three three hundred and thirty three calories running three hundred
and thirty three mailgrams and caffeine running through my veins. Yeah,
and like your pre.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yeah, man, I love getting down that pre Yeah,
cookies and cream oh yeah, min's the actual milkshake though.
Oh wait a minute, just like pre milkshake. O, your
pre pre.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Workouts have the weirdest names. This new one I have,
it's called B A m F.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
B A fat ass motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah that's the pre Like the pre workouts are called
like B A M F or like vain or you
know what I mean. I don't want to take like it's.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What was that one that had a little bit of
a homo erotic thing to it?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Remember that one we talked about, Yeah that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Was Yeah, it wasn't. First of all, it wasn't a lube.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
For gay guys.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yes, yes, I'm a coconut all man.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So do you like the new pre or was it
just it was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The first day. Whenever I started a new pre workout,
I go half scoop. I don't go full scoop because
it's the first time I'm doing it. So and sometimes
it has something in it, these preeze they have like
this fat burner in that I don't know sometimes and
it makes you break out a new cold sweat and
it makes your mouth watery. It's the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I got to be honest, I don't even understand the
point of a pre workout.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Just what does it do?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So it pumps, It gives you more, It wakes you
up from the caffeine, so you get you want to
work out because you know you're a little tired maybe.
And then on top of that, it will get your
blood flowing, so you feel like a better pump when
you work out, So you get your muscles more engaged,
and your vein's pumping, so it helps. It just like
sparks you a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It is a lot of caffeine. But it's not just caffeine,
you know. So I take some pre feeling a little
bit a decent workout. My shoulders still all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So I finished my workout. I'm a little bit of
a weird I'm hungry, little angry. I'm leaving with my
wife and my brother in law that he's in the
car because he's in town till tomorrow. And we're leaving
and we're leaving fit downtown. So we're driving downtown all
one way streets works. So we're at a stop sign
(04:44):
and I go up the stop sign and there's a
police officer in front of me. He's in like you know,
one of those like four door, I don't want to
say sedan sadan, Yeah, four source sedan. And there's no
one on the left of him, no one on the
right of them. Three lanes, there's no one anywhere. It's
just him at the stop behind him. Then I would
(05:06):
think I was talking to Haley about we wanted to eat.
We had a big discussion going.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
On distract a driver again.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was Hailey was saying, do you want I didn't
want pizza because I haven't a cardio, but she really
wanted pizza. And I said, hey, why don't you just
make like a a Greek salad or something.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
She wants me to be fat.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why don't you just whip ups? It's just a Greek salad.
It's just a Greek salad. She cooks, she likes to cook.
So I'm buying the cop and I'm just sitting there waiting,
and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and no one's around,
and I'm like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Like,
(05:44):
go it a red No, it's a stop sign. So
I'm like, what is this guy doing? So I'm like,
I look at Hailey and I go should I beep?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Maybe he's on a call.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh well, it doesn't even the right to sit there
like it is an Idiot's a cop.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He could do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh you could do what you want? Could have could
Alonzo in Training Day do whatever he wanted to Denzel's
character he was a cop. Oh no, it couldn't. You
can't just do anything you want because you're a coup.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Nothing on him.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So it's a weird reference. I mean, weird reference the
classic movie Well do.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
But I just mean it's not real life, is what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's not definitely think it is. I want to thank you.
So I'm like, well, no one's above the law. Okay,
no one's above the law.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You're gonna honk out of cops.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I said, I hounk and she says no, and
I go, well, this is bullshit. Like I'm I'm sitting here,
I'm hungry, I'm wasting my time. I need to get
home and have my protein shake.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So you had pre and you're gonna have proteins protein cardio.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Pre doesn't prize just to get you going. But I
still worked out. I still worked out back of my protein.
I need the protein in twenty seven grams, no sugar,
one hundred and twenty calories. Gotta get it in taste,
just like chocolate cable, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Just like actually mixed that with a break salad.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's don't drink it. It's just a post workout, but
it's the post working it's weird. First of all, the
coun oi was like eight years ago.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I'm not making it all together.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I uh so, I go, well, I'm not gonna
sit here Haley and arguing be because she's scared, Like,
what was the guy gonna shoot me if I beat
at him? It's insane.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I don't think they would like that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well fucking move, you'll beep at me? Would he not be?
Would the cop not be?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't you think you understand the difference between you
and a coup different?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Like you're really not kidding that there's a difference. He
probably would.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, put No one's above the law in the United
States of America, not even a cup, not even they
can enforce it, but they ain't above it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, Well, I mean around him.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So I start to go around him, and Harley goes,
now you're going around him? What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think that's why you're sitting there?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, like because you said it was three lanes going
one direction, right, Yeah, like if if it was yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
All of that that know, like if it was a two.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Way, yeah, any day.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Another great point.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Now, if it was like a two way and you
decided to go around him, then I totally see.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What I wouldn't go with a double yellow Well, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
That's what that's.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, that's like I would freak out on that level
if that's there's two lanes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Like one going left.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Just like yes, basically what yeah, of course not. But
if there's multiple lanes one direction and you're not doing anything.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
You're not empty as long as you come to a
stop next to him and then keep going. You can't
just roll on through. Somebody did that recently and got
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So you would do that.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Well, there's you know, a stop sign at the top
of the hill and sometimes near my house and sometimes
some people just kind of do this nice little slow
roll thing and uh turns out cops don't like that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You you got another ticketing, that's.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
The one I got like four months ago. Keep up,
and did I forget to sign up for traffic school?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I did.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh, you're gonna get points in your dude, I did that.
My husband I did that. I'm like, oh, I want affect.
I'm fine. And then I saw my insurance go up
like one hundred dollars and I have to wait a
year for it to come off. With this guy, she
doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Too late the windows, Yeah, I just googled it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It sucks because you lose your you lose your good
driver discount.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That sucks. Bro.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So anyway, so as long as you don't do that,
you're okay. You got to come to the I go.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm starting to go around, and the cops seize me
and then goes. So then I pull up to him,
you know, because he's going like one mile an hour.
It's like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Stop criticizing police officers.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm not. It's like all police officers, just this one guy.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I mean, what is he doing wrong? What do you care?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Not moving out a stop side? He's driving one mile
an hour?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
One?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know how hard that is to do?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It's possible, It's really difficult.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's crazy. So I pulled up the side of him
and he kind of gives me a look like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
A no, dude, there's no way he did.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He gave I wanted to pull a sky and do
the small penis thing. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Okay, that's just for guys in ferraris for cops.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
So you didn't, so nothing?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So I Well, then I was. So I went to
my left instead of my right, and I had to
make a right turn. So when I pulled up alongside him,
I realized it had to slow down, went back behind
him and then back to my right and necessarily run blinkers.
What point is no one's above the wall and if
I honk you it should be fine.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know what. That's definitely not true.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I ran into a very similar situation on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Were they streets?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I wasn't downtown, very confused downtown. I was in downtown
le Mesa. Okay, yeah, I was after my baseball game.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Did you see red riding around like a lunatics.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Didn't, I would have definitely called the cops if anyway, No,
I was getting ready to make a left handed turn, okay,
And so how you know there are certain left hand
turns where it'll break off into a separate lane where
you can turn left. There there are the two lanes
(11:45):
that are going straight, and then there's the one lane
that when you reach that spot then you can turn
left right. Well, I am at this point of where okay,
I can either go everybody stopped in the two lane
situations or I can go around them to Joe to
turn left. Now at that spot, though, there is no lane,
(12:07):
so I'm basically going around no into like oncoming traffic.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
To turn left, but just for like a car or two.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's like it's like maybe a car and a half.
So honestly, I had the thought of like should I
do that or go round or whatever, But I don't
want to be stuck at this light.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
For because then you know that one's gonna turn first,
so now you're gonna have to wait for that cycle
to go twice. No one knows exactly what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
About spot, and so I go, fuck it, I'm gonna
go around these cars and go to the turnment. Yeah, okay,
So I'm I'm doing that. As I start to go
to turn, a cop is in front of me, which
I didn't see. He's in one of the lanes that
(12:50):
has stopped. Well, that light turns green as I'm turning,
and he decides. I'm not sure exactly what he was
doing was he trying to cut me off from turning
into that lane or was.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He trying to go around the same and do the
same thing. I'm not sure. I'm not sure the law well,
I mean it could it could be either way.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So i look at him and he looks at me,
and I'm like, ship, I'm popped, Like he popped me
because I was doing something wrong. But then I gave
him the like, oh no, go ahead, man, I'm blocking
the I'm blocking it for you. Go go, go go,
And then he sort of like was confused, and then
(13:38):
he went and I'm like, this fucker is gonna turn
right around. My life gonna come on and I'm done.
But I'm gonna tell him no, no, no, I was blocking
everybody so that you could safely do what.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I was trying.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
How would you know that he was going to go?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I was gonna give it a shot. That was my
thought process. Luckily he didn't. Nothing happened, like he just
went on his merry way.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm surprised.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
You're usually a rule.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
For again, I don't feel like it was I was
breaking any major rule of engagement here.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Kind of rebellious, I'm kind of into it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're gonna have sex with me because I was trying
to go around a car. So in no way would
I ever have beat at anybody for.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No one's above life. I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think he, as a police officer, has more rights
than I do as an average citizen.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Wait, no, if anybody can get honked at, no one's
above the honky, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Anybody what you horny?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yes,
You guys, remember how Thor got NAWA but two tickets
for being on his cell phone guys driving around texting fools.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's funny that you say that, because I was found
not guilty both those times paid zero dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
So was OJ okay the juice?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean I didn't murder too, I mean practically practically.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, technically you got off, but you were caught
doing something you really shouldn't have doing. And I guess
Thor has had another running with a police officer, this
time who was.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
In the wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
It's time for.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
The one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh yes, there is a little bit crazy out on
the road, just so you guys. He will tend to speed.
He tend to be the guy that's gonna drive all
the way up in front of everybody and cut you
off and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
He doesn't care. He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's kind of a crazy driver. And so the the
texting and driving not great. But you know, I think
hopefully he learned his lesson after two in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
So I didn't get there was no lesson to be learned.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
You did it.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
There was no lesson.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
So if you drive by thor and he's like eating
a sub sandwich and driving with his feet, that's just
what he does.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, wait until you get home.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh so, Yes, he's had a couple of things that
have happened in the past. Now this one seems a
little bit different though.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What happened.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So I was leaving the gym yesterday, back about.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
It, I thought your back looked extra well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You know, I haven't done cardio in like a week,
so like a little bit, he's feeding me milky ways now.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I mean it's your favorite candy bar, and I told
you I would bring new one.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It is really nice, really and it was like a
fun slize.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's not like I know, but like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm just like, you're good.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So I uh so, I was leaving the gym yesterday
and I had new pre workout in new prex so
three three hundred and thirty three calories running three hundred
and thirty three mailgrams and caffeine running through my veins. Yeah,
and like your pre.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Oh yeah, man, I love getting down that pre Yeah,
cookies and cream oh yeah, min's the actual milkshake though.
Oh wait a minute, just like pre milkshake. O, your
pre pre.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Workouts have the weirdest names. This new one I have,
it's called B A m F.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
B A fat ass motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah that's the pre Like the pre workouts are called
like B A M F or like vain or you
know what I mean. I don't want to take like it's.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What was that one that had a little bit of
a homo erotic thing to it?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Remember that one we talked about, Yeah that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Was Yeah, it wasn't. First of all, it wasn't a lube.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
For gay guys.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yes, yes, I'm a coconut all man.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So do you like the new pre or was it
just it was.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The first day. Whenever I started a new pre workout,
I go half scoop. I don't go full scoop because
it's the first time I'm doing it. So and sometimes
it has something in it, these preeze they have like
this fat burner in that I don't know sometimes and
it makes you break out a new cold sweat and
it makes your mouth watery. It's the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I got to be honest, I don't even understand the
point of a pre workout.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Just what does it do?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So it pumps, It gives you more, It wakes you
up from the caffeine, so you get you want to
work out because you know you're a little tired maybe.
And then on top of that, it will get your
blood flowing, so you feel like a better pump when
you work out, So you get your muscles more engaged,
and your vein's pumping, so it helps. It just like
sparks you a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It is a lot of caffeine. But it's not just caffeine,
you know. So I take some pre feeling a little
bit a decent workout. My shoulders still all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
It sucks.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So I finished my workout. I'm a little bit of
a weird I'm hungry, little angry. I'm leaving with my
wife and my brother in law that he's in the
car because he's in town till tomorrow. And we're leaving
and we're leaving fit downtown. So we're driving downtown all
one way streets works. So we're at a stop sign
(04:44):
and I go up the stop sign and there's a
police officer in front of me. He's in like you know,
one of those like four door, I don't want to
say sedan sadan, Yeah, four source sedan. And there's no
one on the left of him, no one on the
right of them. Three lanes, there's no one anywhere. It's
just him at the stop behind him. Then I would
(05:06):
think I was talking to Haley about we wanted to eat.
We had a big discussion going.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
On distract a driver again.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was Hailey was saying, do you want I didn't
want pizza because I haven't a cardio, but she really
wanted pizza. And I said, hey, why don't you just
make like a a Greek salad or something.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
She wants me to be fat.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Why don't you just whip ups? It's just a Greek salad.
It's just a Greek salad. She cooks, she likes to cook.
So I'm buying the cop and I'm just sitting there waiting,
and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and no one's around,
and I'm like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Like,
(05:44):
go it a red No, it's a stop sign. So
I'm like, what is this guy doing? So I'm like,
I look at Hailey and I go should I beep?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Maybe he's on a call.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oh well, it doesn't even the right to sit there
like it is an Idiot's a cop.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He could do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh you could do what you want? Could have could
Alonzo in Training Day do whatever he wanted to Denzel's
character he was a cop. Oh no, it couldn't. You
can't just do anything you want because you're a coup.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Nothing on him.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So it's a weird reference. I mean, weird reference the
classic movie Well do.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
But I just mean it's not real life, is what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
It's not definitely think it is. I want to thank you.
So I'm like, well, no one's above the law. Okay,
no one's above the law.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You're gonna honk out of cops.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So I said, I hounk and she says no, and
I go, well, this is bullshit. Like I'm I'm sitting here,
I'm hungry, I'm wasting my time. I need to get
home and have my protein shake.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So you had pre and you're gonna have proteins protein cardio.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Pre doesn't prize just to get you going. But I
still worked out. I still worked out back of my protein.
I need the protein in twenty seven grams, no sugar,
one hundred and twenty calories. Gotta get it in taste,
just like chocolate cable, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Just like actually mixed that with a break salad.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That's don't drink it. It's just a post workout, but
it's the post working it's weird. First of all, the
coun oi was like eight years ago.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I'm not making it all together.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I uh so, I go, well, I'm not gonna
sit here Haley and arguing be because she's scared, Like,
what was the guy gonna shoot me if I beat
at him? It's insane.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I don't think they would like that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well fucking move, you'll beep at me? Would he not be?
Would the cop not be?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't you think you understand the difference between you
and a coup different?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Like you're really not kidding that there's a difference. He
probably would.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, put No one's above the law in the United
States of America, not even a cup, not even they
can enforce it, but they ain't above it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, Well, I mean around him.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So I start to go around him, and Harley goes,
now you're going around him? What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think that's why you're sitting there?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, like because you said it was three lanes going
one direction, right, Yeah, like if if it was yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
All of that that know, like if it was a two.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Way, yeah, any day.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Another great point.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Now, if it was like a two way and you
decided to go around him, then I totally see.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What I wouldn't go with a double yellow Well, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
That's what that's.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, that's like I would freak out on that level
if that's there's two lanes.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Like one going left.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Just like yes, basically what yeah, of course not. But
if there's multiple lanes one direction and you're not doing anything.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
You're not empty as long as you come to a
stop next to him and then keep going. You can't
just roll on through. Somebody did that recently and got
in trouble.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So you would do that.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
Well, there's you know, a stop sign at the top
of the hill and sometimes near my house and sometimes
some people just kind of do this nice little slow
roll thing and uh turns out cops don't like that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You you got another ticketing, that's.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
The one I got like four months ago. Keep up,
and did I forget to sign up for traffic school?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I did.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh, you're gonna get points in your dude, I did that.
My husband I did that. I'm like, oh, I want affect.
I'm fine. And then I saw my insurance go up
like one hundred dollars and I have to wait a
year for it to come off. With this guy, she
doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Too late the windows, Yeah, I just googled it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It sucks because you lose your you lose your good
driver discount.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That sucks. Bro.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
So anyway, so as long as you don't do that,
you're okay. You got to come to the I go.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm starting to go around, and the cops seize me
and then goes. So then I pull up to him,
you know, because he's going like one mile an hour.
It's like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Stop criticizing police officers.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm not. It's like all police officers, just this one guy.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I mean, what is he doing wrong? What do you care?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Not moving out a stop side? He's driving one mile
an hour?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
One?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know how hard that is to do?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
It's possible, It's really difficult.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's crazy. So I pulled up the side of him
and he kind of gives me a look like.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
A no, dude, there's no way he did.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He gave I wanted to pull a sky and do
the small penis thing. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Okay, that's just for guys in ferraris for cops.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
So you didn't, so nothing?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
So I Well, then I was. So I went to
my left instead of my right, and I had to
make a right turn. So when I pulled up alongside him,
I realized it had to slow down, went back behind
him and then back to my right and necessarily run blinkers.
What point is no one's above the wall and if
I honk you it should be fine.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know what. That's definitely not true.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I ran into a very similar situation on Sunday.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Were they streets?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I wasn't downtown, very confused downtown. I was in downtown
le Mesa. Okay, yeah, I was after my baseball game.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Did you see red riding around like a lunatics.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Didn't, I would have definitely called the cops if anyway, No,
I was getting ready to make a left handed turn, okay,
And so how you know there are certain left hand
turns where it'll break off into a separate lane where
you can turn left. There there are the two lanes
(11:45):
that are going straight, and then there's the one lane
that when you reach that spot then you can turn
left right. Well, I am at this point of where okay,
I can either go everybody stopped in the two lane
situations or I can go around them to Joe to
turn left. Now at that spot, though, there is no lane,
(12:07):
so I'm basically going around no into like oncoming traffic.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
To turn left, but just for like a car or two.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's like it's like maybe a car and a half.
So honestly, I had the thought of like should I
do that or go round or whatever, But I don't
want to be stuck at this light.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
For because then you know that one's gonna turn first,
so now you're gonna have to wait for that cycle
to go twice. No one knows exactly what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
About spot, and so I go, fuck it, I'm gonna
go around these cars and go to the turnment. Yeah, okay,
So I'm I'm doing that. As I start to go
to turn, a cop is in front of me, which
I didn't see. He's in one of the lanes that
(12:50):
has stopped. Well, that light turns green as I'm turning,
and he decides. I'm not sure exactly what he was
doing was he trying to cut me off from turning
into that lane or was.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
He trying to go around the same and do the
same thing. I'm not sure. I'm not sure the law well,
I mean it could it could be either way.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So i look at him and he looks at me,
and I'm like, ship, I'm popped, Like he popped me
because I was doing something wrong. But then I gave
him the like, oh no, go ahead, man, I'm blocking
the I'm blocking it for you. Go go, go go,
And then he sort of like was confused, and then
(13:38):
he went and I'm like, this fucker is gonna turn
right around. My life gonna come on and I'm done.
But I'm gonna tell him no, no, no, I was blocking
everybody so that you could safely do what.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I was trying.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
How would you know that he was going to go?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I was gonna give it a shot. That was my
thought process. Luckily he didn't. Nothing happened, like he just
went on his merry way.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I'm surprised.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
You're usually a rule.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
For again, I don't feel like it was I was
breaking any major rule of engagement here.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Kind of rebellious, I'm kind of into it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're gonna have sex with me because I was trying
to go around a car. So in no way would
I ever have beat at anybody for.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No one's above life. I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think he, as a police officer, has more rights
than I do as an average citizen.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Wait, no, if anybody can get honked at, no one's
above the honky, that's insane.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Anybody what you horny?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yes,
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