November 5, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about his recent trip to the doctors office. We know he had a fondness of his old doctor, the one who would never wear gloves for ANY kind of check up, but had retired. Well, after changing doctors multiple times, he has finally returned to the first replacement but things aren't the way Eddie would like
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For some reason, I can't figure out my primary doctor situation.
Well ever, since my old timey doctor retired. Who was
the legend. We'll get into that in a second. Dude
was a legend.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I loved him. I have had.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Some issues with trying to figure out my primary care doctor.
And yesterday I had a doctor's appointment and I'm even
more confused now after disappointment.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's time for the one podcast find.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this seems to be kind of like a running
issue with me because before I got to my old
timey doctor, I had the same sort of situation where
I bounced around. I never really had a set primary
care doctor. I didn't like anybody that I was with.
I wasn't really loyal to them. They weren't loyal to me.
It was just weird, and so I couldn't figure out.
(01:10):
Then I land on my old guy, and this guy
was phenomenal. He was like a small town doctor that
you know you he was the only doctor in town,
and he'd pretty much give you whatever you wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Did he come in with the medicine bag pretty.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Much give you some whiskey for pain, which I love.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, I trust this guy with anything because.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's old well clearly, and so yeah, you know, some
people may get a little turned off that he didn't
really wear gloves, and.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So I mean, Eddie, it's more than that. It's not
that he just didn't wear gloves. When he's like checking
your reflexes all his exams, it sounds like he didn't
wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He checked my balls one loveless, loveless, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay with warm? Oh my god, do you ever have
latex on your balls?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That doesn't feel good? You know it feels good? Touch?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Okay, no, no, no, I think people people on first
his hands here we go in, so he got his
own like foggy, misty breath balls, and then that breath
hand touched on his hand, and then that breadth hand
(02:33):
touched your balls.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean that part of that is weird.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
It seems not sanitary. Yeah, it seems a lot of different.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
And I've never had that kind of exam before because
clearly I don't have balls. But I believe it's not
like they just graze over the area, right, like they.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Know they're moving them around, slapping them about the whole thing. Yeah.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Maybe it's different for other people, but but you little
okay stop.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think that was your talk.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you you thought this was a good quality about
your old till.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I loved it. Oh, it's great, you love Jamie.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
You have balls? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes? No?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yes, yes they dropped yet I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Know does your.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Doctor really because he's skinnier, just his personality, like.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
How weird would be if he's got giant balls and
he's like one hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
That actually would make sense, you know, you feel like
he has maybe big balls.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Big wait, little peanuts.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Maybe that's me, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It would be nice if you said you had a
cavernous vagina. I think he has. Oh yeah, well that
was me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I've left at the joke.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Does your doctor wear gloves when he touches your balls?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I actually haven't been to the doctor in a while,
so like.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
How long it's pediatrician?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Did you get a lollipop last night?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Last time I went, he didn't.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
He didn't check.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, you don't get him checked every time, like you go.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
In for an earache, and then if you're.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Going for a physical, you can have one. And it's
not every doctor like like you know, some doctors do,
some doctors don't.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's a you know, is it an age thing?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, because actually it's a it's a it's a hernia
check is what they're doing, you know, And so you know,
sometimes you can have them, sometimes you don't. I remember
getting physicals a lot when you played sports, and they
checked for sports hernias and things like that, and so
you kind of had to do this check. It was dude,
I will never forget when I first started playing football,
(04:38):
I had to get into a line with the entire team,
and the fucking doctor would go down the line and
do ball checks on all the all the boys.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Are we changing gloves in between boys?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't remember, but I would hope so. But if
you haven't, it was my old time guy who cares.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
You know, he's just going from patient to patient, touch
of balls.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Bare handed, go one hand, the other hand. Rintse Wow,
I don't think he's rich.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Speech here we go, okay, uh yeah, so I mean
yet you want to talk about uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable. You're
lined up with all your bros. Pants down standing in
the line getting your balls.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Checked, wearing shirts.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I feel like your pants are just around your ankle.
It's disturbing. It's really disturbing. I don't know if they
continue to do that now. I don't know, obviously it's
probably yeah, so but whatever, uh so, Yeah, this kind
of stuff doesn't really bother me.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What's been through the line. You can get through anything,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And so this doctor, he was really old and he
just you know, he even kind of had a Southern twang.
And so when he talk, know, all right, there's time
to do the check. Here we go getting in there,
and I'd be like, hell, yeah, bro, let's go, let's
do this, and so us in you put the glove on.
It's so impersonal.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's meant to be personal.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And you touch my balls, it's personal. I don't what
you said.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, you too don't know about balls, I know, and
so yeah, you know you don't understand, right, Okay, enough, listen.
You never had a guy just raw dog that things crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, I call one one really?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, Like if somebody tried to go in there with
no glove on, that's fucking wild, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What if they had warm hands.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's a little.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Nicer, don't It wouldn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, you guys hate condoms. Same thing, you know, same thing.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
They don't think it is the same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
A condom is for sex.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
This is in your hand, doesn't go in that far.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, it doesn't go to the elbow.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
They don't even put their head really in there.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's not like a horse.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
They use a horse.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't know. I've never I've never hadacologist. Okay, taking to.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
You can't seen the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Thing, the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, they're like Philopians or something, and get you get
in there.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You don't check that we got it whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You guys don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How Anyway, my old timey doctor finally retired. I was
honestly devastating because we we had a thing, like we
had a great relationship. Like, man, that guy took great
care of me. He was always so complimentary to me
of like, you're doing.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Great at eddie.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's called grooming. That's what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I bought right in. I was all in. And so
I was so devastated when he retired. And so this
young up and coming whipper snapper takes over the practice,
and so he's automatically my doctor. I guess, I don't know. Okay,
So I go in to see him for the first time.
This was probably five years ago. I think it was
(07:56):
pre COVID, it was like twenty nineteen. Maybe I don't
even remember.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And so I go in and I see him for
the first time, and I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was fine. It was just it wasn't the same
my old guy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
His tools were sterilized.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
He didn't appreciate the glove one.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh really you're doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Uh okay, No, you gotta have skin to skin the
last door and so whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I see him once, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So then the next time I see a doctor it's
probably I don't even know, like a year later. I
didn't I don't know, and they I show up and
they let me know, Oh, you're not going to be
seeing that doctor anymore. You're now with this doctor the same.
They didn't ask me, they didn't say anything. It was
one of the weirder situations ever.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You guy's still there, did he do and get no fire?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, he's still there. And then there's a new guy
at the same practice and they're like, you're with him now,
And I went, okay, maybe.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
The guy complained, He's like, this guy didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Want me to wear he keeps request.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's fine, maybe okay, And so I get put in
with this new guy and I'm like, all right, this
guy's even.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Younger than the other guy.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Like what would you guess?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Again, it's hard to tell, you know, I mean, I
would say he's in his early thirties.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh okay, it felt like, but it feels weird when
they're so much younger than you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I hate it. I hate young doctors because what do
they know?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I mean, there's probably no more they know the newest
technology and medical.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I didn't wisdom. That's what I love.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've seen everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He's seen everything you need somebody who rides a horse
to work. Listen, if you're if you've seen polio, you
know what's you know?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What's up? Man? Like, that's the guy I want.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You've seen it all.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh yeah, And so this young new whipper snapper is
my guy. But we're cool, like we have a kind
of a decent relationship. And then this got really weird.
He found out what I did for the living for
a living, and he became a p one. What dud
dude would listen to the show I don't like. So
I'd show up to the doctor's office. He'd be like, Hey,
what about that crazy sky was she in this week?
(10:01):
And I'm like, oh, okay, I didn't realize you listen
Like that makes me feel weird.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But okay, so that makes.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You feel weird, But a grown man's bare hand touch
of your balls doesn't make you feel weird.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Correct, that's a little much, Okay bringing up show stuff weird,
but whatever. You know, we were cool and you know
it was fine. And so he was my doctor for
good three years, no issues, always available for me. Really
nice guy, really enjoyed him. Well, I get a message,
(10:34):
I think it was April that he is moving, he's
going to the East Coast, and I'm like, dang it,
Like I just finally felt comfortable with this guy, and
now I'm gonna have to change doctors again. Well they
let me know, Hey, you're back with the other guy.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Back with the other guy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So you kicked me out and you put me with
this guy, and now you're taking me back. That's weird, Like,
like you broke up with me, I am in a
new relationship and now you're saying I got to be
back with my O G girlfriend, like you broke up
with me. I didn't love that, and so I was like,
screw you, but I didn't do anything about it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so he's still my primary doctor.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And so I actually been having some back issues and
all these other different things, and so I made an
appointment and then I realized, oh, I'm back with this
dude again, and so I was like, I haven't seen
him in five years.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So that's weird.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But whatever, I guess maybe he'll be great, maybe he'll
leave his gloves off, hoping. So I go in yesterday,
I had my doctor's appointment, and you know, I'm I'm
pumped because I'm going to get the flu shot.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
You and check me out.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What fucking invincible spirit in my face? Get sick and
spit in my face?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I'm getting sick, okay, mos like hundreds of straights.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I don't want to seize.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're not sick if you when you get six knees
in my.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Mouth, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I won't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's incredible. Idiots. When's the last time I've been sick?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know. I don't three years. Bro, you got
the flu shot?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Why are we going back?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
For you, and you get it once a year. And
remember we found out recently that it only lasts like
six months.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yea, like Max, Yeah, why do I feel invincible?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Maybe you just have a good immune system.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm great, that's what it's been awesome. So I'm pumped. Man,
I'm gonna get the flu shot the job. Yeah, yeah,
give it to me right in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't think that's how they get back.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So they did think it was weird that I was
oddly excited to get the flu shot.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I don't think anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, well we'll give it to you. Calm down and no,
I don't. Come on, man, let's go. So I got
the flu shot. I take care of all my stuff
with the you know, the nurseesy first takes your vitals
that crap, and then they're like, all right, then the
doctor will see you in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
So the doctor comes in and I don't even recognize him.
I mean, I've seen him once in five years. I'm like, oh,
that that was him.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Is that even the same guy? I'm not even sure.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But I'm having a hard time because he is wearing
maybe the most fancy, elaborate face mask I've ever seen it.
He almost looked like Bane, you know, from from DC where.
I mean, this thing was like, you know, you see
like war those old things, the.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Seventeen Norady.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Got it that it was a rated R mask.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, but it was more extreme than that. Like it
was first of all, it was cloth. It was like black,
and it had like a little weird filter things right here.
I mean it was extreme, and it was like it
looked like a gas mask.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean it was. It was fancy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And and I see him and I'm like, oh, we're
we're doing that still?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean, are we you know, we're still doing you
don't like the mask? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I thought that was kind of odd, you know, in
now twenty twenty five, Like we're still we're still doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I get you work, you're a doctor. You're working in
a doctor's office, so you see nothing but sick people
all day. It logically makes sense you're kind of protecting yourself.
But I don't know what's going on with this guy,
Like you're wearing a mask, and now I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who is this guy? Is he even a doctor? I
think it's a bank robber robber.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
My doctors were were just like they.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Still wearing the regular masks.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I still think the nurse did well. The nurse didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I was at a doctor's office yesterday and nobody in
there was wearing a mask.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No doctors, no nurse.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I thought it was really weird.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like, is he gonna throw like a gas grenade tow
your wallet?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I was worried about it. I was worried about really.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Really, I think you're the weird one.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm the wor Why do you want your doctor to
rod dog you in every way possible?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Obviously obviously I like it to be a little personal. Yeah,
this is as impersonal as it gets. Yeah, I don't
know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You can't see the face.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I can't. You got to show the face.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I heard.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
You got to show the face. Any concern was smiling
at me?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Are you angry with me?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
He's just checking you out.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Any concerns that he's sick, because that's always where I
go when I see somebody with a mask, I'm like, are.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You protecting me? Are you're sick?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Here?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's weird yeah, it makes me healthy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Your thoughts, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Emily doesn't give a funk.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No, she wants everyone to wear a mask.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah that's great. That's insane.
For some reason, I can't figure out my primary doctor situation.
Well ever, since my old timey doctor retired. Who was
the legend. We'll get into that in a second. Dude
was a legend.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I loved him. I have had.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Some issues with trying to figure out my primary care doctor.
And yesterday I had a doctor's appointment and I'm even
more confused now after disappointment.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's time for the one podcast find.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this seems to be kind of like a running
issue with me because before I got to my old
timey doctor, I had the same sort of situation where
I bounced around. I never really had a set primary
care doctor. I didn't like anybody that I was with.
I wasn't really loyal to them. They weren't loyal to me.
It was just weird, and so I couldn't figure out.
(01:10):
Then I land on my old guy, and this guy
was phenomenal. He was like a small town doctor that
you know you he was the only doctor in town,
and he'd pretty much give you whatever you wanted.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Did he come in with the medicine bag pretty.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Much give you some whiskey for pain, which I love.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, okay, I trust this guy with anything because.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He's old well clearly, and so yeah, you know, some
people may get a little turned off that he didn't
really wear gloves, and.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So I mean, Eddie, it's more than that. It's not
that he just didn't wear gloves. When he's like checking
your reflexes all his exams, it sounds like he didn't
wear gloves.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He checked my balls one loveless, loveless, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay with warm? Oh my god, do you ever have
latex on your balls?
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That doesn't feel good? You know it feels good? Touch?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Okay, no, no, no, I think people people on first
his hands here we go in, so he got his
own like foggy, misty breath balls, and then that breath
hand touched on his hand, and then that breadth hand
(02:33):
touched your balls.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean that part of that is weird.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
It seems not sanitary. Yeah, it seems a lot of different.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
And I've never had that kind of exam before because
clearly I don't have balls. But I believe it's not
like they just graze over the area, right, like they.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Know they're moving them around, slapping them about the whole thing. Yeah.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Maybe it's different for other people, but but you little
okay stop.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think that was your talk.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And you you thought this was a good quality about
your old till.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I loved it. Oh, it's great, you love Jamie.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
You have balls? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes? No?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yes, yes they dropped yet I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Know does your.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Doctor really because he's skinnier, just his personality, like.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
How weird would be if he's got giant balls and
he's like one hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
That actually would make sense, you know, you feel like
he has maybe big balls.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Big wait, little peanuts.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Maybe that's me, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It would be nice if you said you had a
cavernous vagina. I think he has. Oh yeah, well that
was me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I've left at the joke.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Does your doctor wear gloves when he touches your balls?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I actually haven't been to the doctor in a while,
so like.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
How long it's pediatrician?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Did you get a lollipop last night?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Last time I went, he didn't.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
He didn't check.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, you don't get him checked every time, like you go.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
In for an earache, and then if you're.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Going for a physical, you can have one. And it's
not every doctor like like you know, some doctors do,
some doctors don't.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It's a you know, is it an age thing?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
No, because actually it's a it's a it's a hernia
check is what they're doing, you know, And so you know,
sometimes you can have them, sometimes you don't. I remember
getting physicals a lot when you played sports, and they
checked for sports hernias and things like that, and so
you kind of had to do this check. It was dude,
I will never forget when I first started playing football,
(04:38):
I had to get into a line with the entire team,
and the fucking doctor would go down the line and
do ball checks on all the all the boys.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Are we changing gloves in between boys?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't remember, but I would hope so. But if
you haven't, it was my old time guy who cares.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
You know, he's just going from patient to patient, touch
of balls.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Bare handed, go one hand, the other hand. Rintse Wow,
I don't think he's rich.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Speech here we go, okay, uh yeah, so I mean
yet you want to talk about uncomfortable. That's uncomfortable. You're
lined up with all your bros. Pants down standing in
the line getting your balls.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Checked, wearing shirts.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I feel like your pants are just around your ankle.
It's disturbing. It's really disturbing. I don't know if they
continue to do that now. I don't know, obviously it's
probably yeah, so but whatever, uh so, Yeah, this kind
of stuff doesn't really bother me.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What's been through the line. You can get through anything,
I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And so this doctor, he was really old and he
just you know, he even kind of had a Southern twang.
And so when he talk, know, all right, there's time
to do the check. Here we go getting in there,
and I'd be like, hell, yeah, bro, let's go, let's
do this, and so us in you put the glove on.
It's so impersonal.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's meant to be personal.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And you touch my balls, it's personal. I don't what
you said.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, you too don't know about balls, I know, and
so yeah, you know you don't understand, right, Okay, enough, listen.
You never had a guy just raw dog that things crazy?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
No, I call one one really?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, Like if somebody tried to go in there with
no glove on, that's fucking wild, dude.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
What if they had warm hands.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's a little.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Nicer, don't It wouldn't matter.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
No, you guys hate condoms. Same thing, you know, same thing.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
They don't think it is the same thing.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
A condom is for sex.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
This is in your hand, doesn't go in that far.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, it doesn't go to the elbow.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
They don't even put their head really in there.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's not like a horse.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
They use a horse.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't know. I've never I've never hadacologist. Okay, taking to.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
You can't seen the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Thing, the picture.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Okay, they're like Philopians or something, and get you get
in there.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You don't check that we got it whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You guys don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How Anyway, my old timey doctor finally retired. I was
honestly devastating because we we had a thing, like we
had a great relationship. Like, man, that guy took great
care of me. He was always so complimentary to me
of like, you're doing.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Great at eddie.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's called grooming. That's what.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I bought right in. I was all in. And so
I was so devastated when he retired. And so this
young up and coming whipper snapper takes over the practice,
and so he's automatically my doctor. I guess, I don't know. Okay,
So I go in to see him for the first time.
This was probably five years ago. I think it was
(07:56):
pre COVID, it was like twenty nineteen. Maybe I don't
even remember.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And so I go in and I see him for
the first time, and I just I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It was fine. It was just it wasn't the same
my old guy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
His tools were sterilized.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
He didn't appreciate the glove one.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh really you're doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Uh okay, No, you gotta have skin to skin the
last door and so whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I see him once, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So then the next time I see a doctor it's
probably I don't even know, like a year later. I
didn't I don't know, and they I show up and
they let me know, Oh, you're not going to be
seeing that doctor anymore. You're now with this doctor the same.
They didn't ask me, they didn't say anything. It was
one of the weirder situations ever.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You guy's still there, did he do and get no fire?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, he's still there. And then there's a new guy
at the same practice and they're like, you're with him now,
And I went, okay, maybe.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
The guy complained, He's like, this guy didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Want me to wear he keeps request.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's fine, maybe okay, And so I get put in
with this new guy and I'm like, all right, this
guy's even.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Younger than the other guy.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Like what would you guess?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Again, it's hard to tell, you know, I mean, I
would say he's in his early thirties.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh okay, it felt like, but it feels weird when
they're so much younger than you.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I hate it. I hate young doctors because what do
they know?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I mean, there's probably no more they know the newest
technology and medical.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I didn't wisdom. That's what I love.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I've seen everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He's seen everything you need somebody who rides a horse
to work. Listen, if you're if you've seen polio, you
know what's you know?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
What's up? Man? Like, that's the guy I want.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You've seen it all.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh yeah, And so this young new whipper snapper is
my guy. But we're cool, like we have a kind
of a decent relationship. And then this got really weird.
He found out what I did for the living for
a living, and he became a p one. What dud
dude would listen to the show I don't like. So
I'd show up to the doctor's office. He'd be like, Hey,
what about that crazy sky was she in this week?
(10:01):
And I'm like, oh, okay, I didn't realize you listen
Like that makes me feel weird.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
But okay, so that makes.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You feel weird, But a grown man's bare hand touch
of your balls doesn't make you feel weird.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Correct, that's a little much, Okay bringing up show stuff weird,
but whatever. You know, we were cool and you know
it was fine. And so he was my doctor for
good three years, no issues, always available for me. Really
nice guy, really enjoyed him. Well, I get a message,
(10:34):
I think it was April that he is moving, he's
going to the East Coast, and I'm like, dang it,
Like I just finally felt comfortable with this guy, and
now I'm gonna have to change doctors again. Well they
let me know, Hey, you're back with the other guy.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Back with the other guy.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So you kicked me out and you put me with
this guy, and now you're taking me back. That's weird, Like,
like you broke up with me, I am in a
new relationship and now you're saying I got to be
back with my O G girlfriend, like you broke up
with me. I didn't love that, and so I was like,
screw you, but I didn't do anything about it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
And so he's still my primary doctor.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And so I actually been having some back issues and
all these other different things, and so I made an
appointment and then I realized, oh, I'm back with this
dude again, and so I was like, I haven't seen
him in five years.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
So that's weird.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
But whatever, I guess maybe he'll be great, maybe he'll
leave his gloves off, hoping. So I go in yesterday,
I had my doctor's appointment, and you know, I'm I'm
pumped because I'm going to get the flu shot.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
You and check me out.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What fucking invincible spirit in my face? Get sick and
spit in my face?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I'm getting sick, okay, mos like hundreds of straights.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I don't want to seize.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
You're not sick if you when you get six knees
in my.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Mouth, I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I won't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
It's incredible. Idiots. When's the last time I've been sick?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I don't know. I don't three years. Bro, you got
the flu shot?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Why are we going back?
Speaker 7 (12:19):
For you, and you get it once a year. And
remember we found out recently that it only lasts like
six months.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yea, like Max, Yeah, why do I feel invincible?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Maybe you just have a good immune system.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm great, that's what it's been awesome. So I'm pumped. Man,
I'm gonna get the flu shot the job. Yeah, yeah,
give it to me right in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't think that's how they get back.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So they did think it was weird that I was
oddly excited to get the flu shot.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
I don't think anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay, well we'll give it to you. Calm down and no,
I don't. Come on, man, let's go. So I got
the flu shot. I take care of all my stuff
with the you know, the nurseesy first takes your vitals
that crap, and then they're like, all right, then the
doctor will see you in a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
So the doctor comes in and I don't even recognize him.
I mean, I've seen him once in five years. I'm like, oh,
that that was him.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Is that even the same guy? I'm not even sure.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But I'm having a hard time because he is wearing
maybe the most fancy, elaborate face mask I've ever seen it.
He almost looked like Bane, you know, from from DC where.
I mean, this thing was like, you know, you see
like war those old things, the.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Seventeen Norady.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Got it that it was a rated R mask.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, but it was more extreme than that. Like it
was first of all, it was cloth. It was like black,
and it had like a little weird filter things right here.
I mean it was extreme, and it was like it
looked like a gas mask.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I mean it was. It was fancy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And and I see him and I'm like, oh, we're
we're doing that still?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I mean, are we you know, we're still doing you
don't like the mask? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I thought that was kind of odd, you know, in
now twenty twenty five, Like we're still we're still doing that.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I get you work, you're a doctor. You're working in
a doctor's office, so you see nothing but sick people
all day. It logically makes sense you're kind of protecting yourself.
But I don't know what's going on with this guy,
Like you're wearing a mask, and now I feel like.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who is this guy? Is he even a doctor? I
think it's a bank robber robber.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
My doctors were were just like they.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Still wearing the regular masks.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I still think the nurse did well. The nurse didn't. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I was at a doctor's office yesterday and nobody in
there was wearing a mask.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
No doctors, no nurse.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I thought it was really weird.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Like, is he gonna throw like a gas grenade tow
your wallet?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I was worried about it. I was worried about really.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Really, I think you're the weird one.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm the wor Why do you want your doctor to
rod dog you in every way possible?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Obviously obviously I like it to be a little personal. Yeah,
this is as impersonal as it gets. Yeah, I don't
know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
You can't see the face.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I can't. You got to show the face.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I heard.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
You got to show the face. Any concern was smiling
at me?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Are you angry with me?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
He's just checking you out.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Any concerns that he's sick, because that's always where I
go when I see somebody with a mask, I'm like, are.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
You protecting me? Are you're sick?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Here?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's weird yeah, it makes me healthy.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Your thoughts, I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Emily doesn't give a funk.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No, she wants everyone to wear a mask.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah that's great. That's insane.
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