November 8, 2024 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about sexual fantasies that you should NOT try out
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we've been chronicling the adventures of Thor and his
alter ego escort wife Page. The Page is the alter ego.
To be clear, hey, this is his actual wife. We've
been hearing, you know, they've been doing this roleplay thing
and it's a it's been pretty fun for you to
be doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You love it? Yea.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Now is that fantasy something that can go south? Well,
we did hear that. You know, you can't ask for
that on an anniversary. I guess that's that's what.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You can't ask for it all.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whenever I asked for it, she goes, who's that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Who's this bitch? Oh, so she's got to initiate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm like, okay, I go, hey, when's you think Page?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And she goes, who's Page? Oh, we're never breaking character.
Well then I get confused, confused.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So that sounds like a fun fantasy for some, but
maybe that could go wrong for you. We have a
bunch of different fantasies that people have actually done that say.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Not worth it. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now, now.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We have heard before that if you are in a relationship,
especially if you're married or whatever, and you want to
try a threesome, that that can go wrong real quickly. Yeah, feelings, jealousy.
That's why Emily says, I'll never do it because you
can't handle it.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Never.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I would look take one look over there and see
the chick with Robert and freak out. It's kind of
like that one time that I told you that Robert
and I went to a strip club and we got
lap dances at the same time. But I thought that
would be really fun because there's one chick that was
really hot we thought was hot. And then we're sitting there.
I got she danced on me a little bit. I
was into it, and then she goes moves over to Robert.
She's put it in her titties.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
In his face, her titties, and I just.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Went like, oh, like I got I hate this right now.
I get mad at him.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
But no, but like I couldn't see them. I thought it.
Did you tap out early or did you know you
just don't do it for that long as I won song?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, so you just kind.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He was trust me, he wasn't paying attention to me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, so there's all kinds of different fantasies. When they
sound good on paper, but then when you actually do them, maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Not so great.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
There was a question posted on Reddit that just got
like eight thousand responses like overnight, and it was the
question was based on your own experience, what sexual fantasy
do you not recommend other people.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Trying to fulfill?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
And these are some of the answers that came up
multiple times. We have uh An Eddie, I don't know
if you wrote this one, because it sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To a story.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You have sex out in the desert at night coming
back from Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I did do that.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
It is really creepy out there and there are weird
bugs and.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All kinds of true I I can't the only thing
that went wrong for us. I was with my girlfriend
at the time and we were driving back and it
was in the middle of nowhere. So the good part,
and it was I mean in pitch black and late
at night, is that nobody can really see because it's
so dark out there. But what went bad for us
Number one, I didn't really think about the headlights. If
(03:26):
car comes coming on, they're gonna see, Yeah, because it's
so dark that any it's gonna show up anywhere. The
really thing that went south for us, though, was we
did it on the on the hood of the car
the car, No, we did it. We were That was
the exciting part that we're pulling on. We're gonna have
sex outside. It's gonna be crazy. Sounded hot, But the
bad part was the hood was hot. If we're driving
(03:49):
that whole time and then you pull over, you don't
think about hot.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So her assued it real quick?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Did she try? And like not?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Let you know, her ass was burning for a while
before she finally tried.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
To suck it up literally, but then they didn't didn't
work out. Wow, I don't recommend it.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Okay, so you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I didn't write that, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Next, Threesomes brought up multiple times. They say it is
hard to get everyone on the same page. Somebody always
catches feelings or think something's going on that's not really
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You're spending too much time with one person and not
the other. Yeah, then that's when you start to go,
well what the fuck? Yeah, you know so that you
gotta be equal on threesomes.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's tricky.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, I had threesome. I've had a couple of threesomes,
but but they actually all went fine. It's because nobody
was in relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No one cares.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
It was just a dude that was a friend and
a chick that was a friend.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
So that's how it a friend threesome friend. I feel
like it always.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Ended up with Emily crying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The next day.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Emily's crying.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Maybe that sad.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Okay. Another thing that sounds sexy.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
You've probably seen it in movies, but according to people
who've done it, no rooftops. They say, rooftops, shingles, things
of this nature.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Are the most home ceiling.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I thought they're talking about a rooftop, like actual rooftop.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'd be afraid I was gonna fall off the roof.
Yeah he's insane and hurt. Yes, well, I wouldn't want
to worried about your homeowners. You have to wash it off.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's just a stupid thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, so they say painful, not sexy. The view is nice,
but besides that, everything brought blank.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No, yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
No, this is what I never thought of. A storage unit.
You're going to visit your storage unit. Maybe you're putting
something inside and you know the whole like voyeur being
somewhere are different. Well, one guy did that and he
didn't realize that storage units close at a certain time
and they lock the gate and no one's allowed in
(06:10):
or out. So they then ended up having to spend
the entire night in their storare.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You had a friend of mine who was homeless for
a little while and he was living in a story.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They couldn't just call the person who only.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I think they were just too embarrassed. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
There so late?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, what the you know what time they closed?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Would you be there so late? Maybe they didn't it's
so odd.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Okay, Okay, more talk about public sex. We have the
beach being mentioned multiple times. You get sand in places.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Didn't you do that? Door and you Emily, Ye, haven't
you been done beach stuff?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I had sex and in Maui on the beach WHI
I was pregnant by the way.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, I know you like beach restrooms.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's one of your hot.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I've done that before.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Guard Tower.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You probably cleaned up the mess.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
There was a weird smell for days.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Your memory experience was it okay, or the towel towel.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah, it wasn't really wild or crazy so well with Robert, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
With Robert, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Having threesomes left and right.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
They also mentioned a park, public park.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They say, just be careful because.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
If it's near any children, you will get put if
you get caught.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, they bring that that bugs dirt and yes, miners
they say idea.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, if you pee in a park and there's miners around,
you get put on.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
The sex spend really.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A movie about what's a movie. It's like a movie
or something. Resister as a sex offender because he peed
in the park. I don't know if that's real life, though,
I think that that's true exposure.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It happened to entry, Yeah, yeah, definitely the.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Role models, it may have been role models.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Food brought up multiple times of sex fantasies. People would
never try.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You don't have to really eat it. I mean you
lick off whipped cream and again harper cream.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh yes, oh yes, sensitive, So we.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Got I would do like Costanza and have a sub
you know, And.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I told I told Hailey recently I wanted to have
her make me a sandwich and we can have sex
because she makes a really good sandwich.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I mean, what do you eat the sandwich? Yeah, we
got during sex. Was she into it?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
She said, she said she?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Why not? Okay, you really do most things that I ask, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What kind of what?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
What kind of sandwich would you You're going to.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Toss saw a.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Couple of licks of whipped cream? Horrible, Harper, Yes, the
whipped cream has too much dairy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, okay, Bacon though, I don't need the bak it's
not really well, I don't need the crumble, all right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
The turkey, how about just a turkey cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
With lettuce, tomato, almost onion on sour.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
One of the.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Most okay, okay, Well, in the food and things that
normally aren't in the bedroom that people say to avoid, chocolate.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Syrup, yes, Harper mess, No, it's just honey. People have tried.
Jello was mentioned with no real explanation.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
There's one man that did that for a long time
time and he's.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
And then outside of food, things people do not suggest
in the bed are rose petals.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I've done that.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
One that does because actually stain like so, they'll stain
your sheets, they'll stain your skin. You It was like
like I'm talking like thirty years ago.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
It was like I think my birthday or something. Yeah.
And also glitter is something that.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You notiate glitter with like little kids. Whenever I see
women wearing glitter, it.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Freaks me out when it freaks you. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
And the final sex fantasy that was mentioned multiple times
in this thread is joining the Mile High Club.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They say it is tried to, but no, I was.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I've been there, done that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You tried in court?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Does it doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm shocked that, like any kind of S and M
plays not on here, because that can go really badly too.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Maybe you, you know, kick.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Your husband in the nerds and you're like, oh, and
then he starts calling you a mistress.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
There's other ways to inflict pain.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm just saying that, you know, that could go badly
really quickly.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Time.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, they're early on. I am not a mistress. For
the record, I am not in you forgot that.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
I'm not into your husband's that.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I don't think that makes you proud.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm kind of proud of.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
That was definitely me going out of my comfort zone
for him. But I have also learned under you know,
maybe the things to let people know that yes, if
you are squeezing the boys a little bit, just make
sure those nails aren't too long, because that can that
can uh.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know, she has that weird reverse move where she
like behind her and and grabs what she calls the boys.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Both of them nails are no fun.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, so I highly recommend trimming those if you're gonna
you know.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Do you think what sky dirty? Okay, don't don't start
doing this. We're not doing this dirty.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
The boo is you can't even.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Get it out.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Sorry, her dirty talking, damn it, her dirty talk to
the boe.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Do you wanna grab the boys?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
He's like, you really cracked yourself up and he's really
over there. I'm sorry,
Well, we've been chronicling the adventures of Thor and his
alter ego escort wife Page. The Page is the alter ego.
To be clear, hey, this is his actual wife. We've
been hearing, you know, they've been doing this roleplay thing
and it's a it's been pretty fun for you to
be doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You love it? Yea.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Now is that fantasy something that can go south? Well,
we did hear that. You know, you can't ask for
that on an anniversary. I guess that's that's what.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You can't ask for it all.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Whenever I asked for it, she goes, who's that?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Who's this bitch? Oh, so she's got to initiate it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm like, okay, I go, hey, when's you think Page?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And she goes, who's Page? Oh, we're never breaking character.
Well then I get confused, confused.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
So that sounds like a fun fantasy for some, but
maybe that could go wrong for you. We have a
bunch of different fantasies that people have actually done that say.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Not worth it. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast over.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
The show's after show starts now, now.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We have heard before that if you are in a relationship,
especially if you're married or whatever, and you want to
try a threesome, that that can go wrong real quickly. Yeah, feelings, jealousy.
That's why Emily says, I'll never do it because you
can't handle it.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Never.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
I would look take one look over there and see
the chick with Robert and freak out. It's kind of
like that one time that I told you that Robert
and I went to a strip club and we got
lap dances at the same time. But I thought that
would be really fun because there's one chick that was
really hot we thought was hot. And then we're sitting there.
I got she danced on me a little bit. I
was into it, and then she goes moves over to Robert.
She's put it in her titties.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
In his face, her titties, and I just.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Went like, oh, like I got I hate this right now.
I get mad at him.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
But no, but like I couldn't see them. I thought it.
Did you tap out early or did you know you
just don't do it for that long as I won song?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, so you just kind.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
He was trust me, he wasn't paying attention to me.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, so there's all kinds of different fantasies. When they
sound good on paper, but then when you actually do them, maybe.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Not so great.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
There was a question posted on Reddit that just got
like eight thousand responses like overnight, and it was the
question was based on your own experience, what sexual fantasy
do you not recommend other people.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Trying to fulfill?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
And these are some of the answers that came up
multiple times. We have uh An Eddie, I don't know
if you wrote this one, because it sounds familiar.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To a story.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
You have sex out in the desert at night coming
back from Vegas.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I did do that.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
It is really creepy out there and there are weird
bugs and.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
All kinds of true I I can't the only thing
that went wrong for us. I was with my girlfriend
at the time and we were driving back and it
was in the middle of nowhere. So the good part,
and it was I mean in pitch black and late
at night, is that nobody can really see because it's
so dark out there. But what went bad for us
Number one, I didn't really think about the headlights. If
(03:26):
car comes coming on, they're gonna see, Yeah, because it's
so dark that any it's gonna show up anywhere. The
really thing that went south for us, though, was we
did it on the on the hood of the car
the car, No, we did it. We were That was
the exciting part that we're pulling on. We're gonna have
sex outside. It's gonna be crazy. Sounded hot, But the
bad part was the hood was hot. If we're driving
(03:49):
that whole time and then you pull over, you don't
think about hot.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So her assued it real quick?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Did she try? And like not?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Let you know, her ass was burning for a while
before she finally tried.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
To suck it up literally, but then they didn't didn't
work out. Wow, I don't recommend it.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Okay, so you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I didn't write that, but I don't.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Next, Threesomes brought up multiple times. They say it is
hard to get everyone on the same page. Somebody always
catches feelings or think something's going on that's not really
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
You're spending too much time with one person and not
the other. Yeah, then that's when you start to go,
well what the fuck? Yeah, you know so that you
gotta be equal on threesomes.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's tricky.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, I had threesome. I've had a couple of threesomes,
but but they actually all went fine. It's because nobody
was in relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No one cares.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
It was just a dude that was a friend and
a chick that was a friend.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
So that's how it a friend threesome friend. I feel
like it always.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Ended up with Emily crying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The next day.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Emily's crying.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Maybe that sad.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Okay. Another thing that sounds sexy.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
You've probably seen it in movies, but according to people
who've done it, no rooftops. They say, rooftops, shingles, things
of this nature.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Are the most home ceiling.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
I thought they're talking about a rooftop, like actual rooftop.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I'd be afraid I was gonna fall off the roof.
Yeah he's insane and hurt. Yes, well, I wouldn't want
to worried about your homeowners. You have to wash it off.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That's just a stupid thing.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You don't want to do that.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, so they say painful, not sexy. The view is nice,
but besides that, everything brought blank.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
No, yeah, no, I'm good.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
No, this is what I never thought of. A storage unit.
You're going to visit your storage unit. Maybe you're putting
something inside and you know the whole like voyeur being
somewhere are different. Well, one guy did that and he
didn't realize that storage units close at a certain time
and they lock the gate and no one's allowed in
(06:10):
or out. So they then ended up having to spend
the entire night in their storare.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You had a friend of mine who was homeless for
a little while and he was living in a story.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
They couldn't just call the person who only.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I think they were just too embarrassed. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
There so late?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, what the you know what time they closed?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Would you be there so late? Maybe they didn't it's
so odd.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Okay, Okay, more talk about public sex. We have the
beach being mentioned multiple times. You get sand in places.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Didn't you do that? Door and you Emily, Ye, haven't
you been done beach stuff?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I had sex and in Maui on the beach WHI
I was pregnant by the way.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, I know you like beach restrooms.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's one of your hot.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
I've done that before.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Guard Tower.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You probably cleaned up the mess.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
There was a weird smell for days.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Your memory experience was it okay, or the towel towel.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Yeah, it wasn't really wild or crazy so well with Robert, Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
With Robert, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Having threesomes left and right.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
They also mentioned a park, public park.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
They say, just be careful because.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
If it's near any children, you will get put if
you get caught.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, they bring that that bugs dirt and yes, miners
they say idea.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Yeah, if you pee in a park and there's miners around,
you get put on.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
The sex spend really.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
A movie about what's a movie. It's like a movie
or something. Resister as a sex offender because he peed
in the park. I don't know if that's real life, though,
I think that that's true exposure.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
It happened to entry, Yeah, yeah, definitely the.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Role models, it may have been role models.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Food brought up multiple times of sex fantasies. People would
never try.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You don't have to really eat it. I mean you
lick off whipped cream and again harper cream.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Oh yes, oh yes, sensitive, So we.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Got I would do like Costanza and have a sub
you know, And.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I told I told Hailey recently I wanted to have
her make me a sandwich and we can have sex
because she makes a really good sandwich.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I mean, what do you eat the sandwich? Yeah, we
got during sex. Was she into it?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
She said, she said she?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Why not? Okay, you really do most things that I ask, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What kind of what?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
What kind of sandwich would you You're going to.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Toss saw a.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Couple of licks of whipped cream? Horrible, Harper, Yes, the
whipped cream has too much dairy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Okay, okay, Bacon though, I don't need the bak it's
not really well, I don't need the crumble, all right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
The turkey, how about just a turkey cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
With lettuce, tomato, almost onion on sour.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
One of the.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Most okay, okay, Well, in the food and things that
normally aren't in the bedroom that people say to avoid, chocolate.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Syrup, yes, Harper mess, No, it's just honey. People have tried.
Jello was mentioned with no real explanation.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
There's one man that did that for a long time
time and he's.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
And then outside of food, things people do not suggest
in the bed are rose petals.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
I've done that.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
One that does because actually stain like so, they'll stain
your sheets, they'll stain your skin. You It was like
like I'm talking like thirty years ago.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
It was like I think my birthday or something. Yeah.
And also glitter is something that.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You notiate glitter with like little kids. Whenever I see
women wearing glitter, it.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Freaks me out when it freaks you. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
And the final sex fantasy that was mentioned multiple times
in this thread is joining the Mile High Club.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
They say it is tried to, but no, I was.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I've been there, done that.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You tried in court?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Does it doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
I'm shocked that, like any kind of S and M
plays not on here, because that can go really badly too.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Maybe you, you know, kick.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Your husband in the nerds and you're like, oh, and
then he starts calling you a mistress.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
There's other ways to inflict pain.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I'm just saying that, you know, that could go badly
really quickly.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Time.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, they're early on. I am not a mistress. For
the record, I am not in you forgot that.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
I'm not into your husband's that.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I don't think that makes you proud.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm kind of proud of.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
That was definitely me going out of my comfort zone
for him. But I have also learned under you know,
maybe the things to let people know that yes, if
you are squeezing the boys a little bit, just make
sure those nails aren't too long, because that can that
can uh.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know, she has that weird reverse move where she
like behind her and and grabs what she calls the boys.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Both of them nails are no fun.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, so I highly recommend trimming those if you're gonna
you know.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Do you think what sky dirty? Okay, don't don't start
doing this. We're not doing this dirty.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
The boo is you can't even.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Get it out.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Sorry, her dirty talking, damn it, her dirty talk to
the boe.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Do you wanna grab the boys?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
He's like, you really cracked yourself up and he's really
over there. I'm sorry,
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