December 11, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie told us about his recent experience with physical therapy. At first he thought nothing of it until his physical therapist came out and he noticed that she was kinda hot...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it was a very interesting day for me. Yesterday,
you guys, I had my first physical therapy appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh wow, I'm going to physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I've had a bad back for twenty five years and
why now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I honestly don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, you were doing this.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, well I finally decided I need to go do
something about this, and they recommended physical pet ah.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Pet get pet. At least you're actually doing it, unlike
someone I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I was gonna bring that up in a second, but yeah,
it's uh, you know, it was a very interesting appointment
because what do you do when your physical therapist is hot.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Find a Year completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for
that part the.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now, yeah, this is awkward. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, I've had a bad back forever. I just deal
with it. It is what it is. I don't care.
And so, you know, it does suck though, because when
I do physical things like golfer, play softball or whatever
the crap I do hitting baseballs and things like that,
the next day I'm miserable. I mean it hurts, and
what specifically or thoracic.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Can you speak like a normal person? Your lower.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean my whole back hurts, but the middle is
where it's the worst. Yeah. And so I back about
ten years ago, remember when I had that kidney stone.
I went in and I had a whole MRI done
because they didn't know what it was. I didn't know
what it was. And the tech guy came to, you know,
tell me the results. I'm in the hospital bed and
(01:49):
he comes and tells me you have a kidney stone.
But he goes, you have a bad back, and I go, yeah,
I do. And he goes, oh, okay, well eventually you're
probably gonna want to have that looked at it. And
I go what does that mean? And he goes I
can just see you know, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh, walks away, going that guy's fucked.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, that's kind of what I felt like. I'm like,
you're not gonna tell me more my parallel.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, Then the doctor walks by Eddie. Years of Eddy
years of saying kidney stones are the least.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
He saw something and not tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I wasn't that I know, but still, yeah, it was bullshit.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And so I knew that meant like what I got
bolding discs, have degenerative discs, you know something. And I
don't ever really want to have back surgery because I've
had friends that have back surgeries and then they have
to have like multiple multiple surgery.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, does it cause a third nipple? Is that why
you don't want to do it?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, how would that even?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Was a random shot.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Removed because it was big, some sort of bacism or
something that had in my back and then it exploded,
exploded and paraly extreme back surgery and then you're good
back and now you're good, no knock, You're one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You're a miracle.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, I am a miracle for sure. I can walk,
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I am a miracle for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Uh So I've known about this for a really long time,
and I'm like, at some point I probably should get
an official diagnosis just so I know what I'm dealing with.
So my last physical, you know, my doctor was going
over stuff and I told him about the back pain.
He goes, all, right, well, why don't we order an
X ray just see what you got and then we
can go from there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I said, perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So I get the x ray and then the my doctor,
who my doctor is an odd dude, like he you know,
I missed my old guy who would check my balls
without gloves, like I knew what was up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I like I knew what was up.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
He was he was a doctor in World War One.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That he was great.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, he's seen it all. And so I got this
new doctor. He just doesn't tell me much and it's like, weird,
everything's with the app.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Oh, yeah, that's the thing now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So I get a message. Uh, the x ray came
back normal wear and tear, but nothing remarkable.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
What I hate when they use those words.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, I go, so I have nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So the guy saw ten years ago that I got
something going on, and then this x ray shows nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I go, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So then I messaged him basically saying what the fuck yeah,
and he writes me back. He goes, it's most likely musculature.
It's a muscle injury instead of your actual spine or whatever,
and he goes, so I recommend physical therapy. And at
this point I go, well, what's that going to hurt
if I go in and do some PTE. Your wallet, Well,
(04:40):
now it's covered. I get twelve covered this guys?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You do? Yeah, shut up, that's what he told me.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
No way, Yeah, my daughter had to have pet and
we have to.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Pay every.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Probably, yeah we have.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Which one did you guys choose?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know, I don't remember, but I wasn't covered.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Got I got to re into it. Oh man, so
mine's free?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Shut up about that?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah? So I was like, what what this point? What's
it gonna hurt? I guess I can give a shot
if it gives me a little bit more range of emotion.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You don't want to just not do it and complain
about it every day everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It seems insane.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I don't complain about it.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
That seems you're referring to me, and I don't I
make you're in pain?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You're I got some serious shiit wrong with my neck.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I went to one physical therapy appointment, paid one hundred
and forty dollars out of pocket, and that's what it
would be.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And she had me go like this, okay, to break
your head down.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And I went like this, Oh okay, look I did
this like a plane.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, we can we can't. You're out of the camera frame.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Those are the two fucking things she had I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Pay at right out of pocket. Are you mad at four.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
At the system? I'm out at four for bringing it up.
I'm mad at my pain level.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're watching on YouTube, I'm imitating earlier.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I can't look left, so I can't the last two days, I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On the left side and I give you the finger
or flashy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You can't see it was just.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
As I turned my body.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I was just going to give you an example of
the last two days. Emily and I have been broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Together that Nightmare up again, hey, and.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
There were certain times where I was going to, like,
you make eye contact to let the person yeah, like
you got. But since I'm sitting on her left side,
which is her jacked up side, she literally was trying
to just.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Move her eyes. And one time he missed me giving
the cue because she couldn't know.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
It was a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Broadcast issues.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
But I'm just saying I didn't realize how fucked up
her neck really was.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Till she I would have stuck with the physical there.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I don't have one hundred and thirty forty I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I wouldn't be able to getting covered well, cut something
or cut something out that's wine less wine.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Get out of here? Are you insane? Buy six dollar
bottles and that's what that's what makes it feel better
than you do.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You rub it on like the bottle like no, no,
those things like a roller home roller.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yes, I do. I get it really coold. Sometimes put
in the freezer to make it real cold.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Should be heat, not ice. Learned that yesterday I.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Say, I'm going to heat up a bottle of white wine.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I met a heating I've moved on from the one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So anyway, doctor says pet and I go, I don't
know what this means.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know what this entails.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
But have you ever done any sort of pete before?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't think so. I don't think so. So I
was like, I'll give it a shot out. I have
no idea what to expect, but so I go. Yesterday.
It's at a building that's like by the hospital, and
I walk in and I'm immediately like kind of thrown
off because it's kind of the lobby looks like a
doctor's office. But then you go into a room and
(07:52):
there's a bunch of tables and machines and exercise equipment.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's like a mini gym.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, but I'm like, the.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Tables are out there in front of everybody, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
this is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's a shared space. Did you do I didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
My daughter did, and I went with her and it
was the same thing. Like I had no idea. I
thought we'd be in a private room, but no, you're
like in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
This big area. It's like a hotel gym or something.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
You know, this is pretty wild, and you're seeing people
laying on their back, getting their legs like.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Pushed up against that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Their daughter's sky tells the physical therapist show me, and
then I'll show guys.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, we'll do it together. We'll do it.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Together, Guys on the table, guys with the daughter for one, Like,
this is really weird, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It is weird though, because like when I did mine,
they also the first appointment, they ask you all kinds
of questions.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And there was another lady city just right there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So the first half of it was just getting down
to the root of the problem, like what what my
physical goal is not hurt, that's my goal, I said, Honestly,
if I can stand up and not make noise, that
would be cool.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Say that she's.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A slanner the room, and so, you know, I I
get there, I'm sitting in the lobby waiting for my time,
watching the game show Network. Oh nice es Shane reaction,
great show. And then I get called back. Yeah, and
so I don't know who I'm with. I don't know
what's going on. And the physical therapist emerges, and you know,
(09:31):
it says, all right, Edward, no, Edward, Edward, and I
look up.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She's gorgeous. Whoa, Okay, this is going to be interesting.
We got a blonde, yeah, more like mousey blonde.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Were talking ties.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It seems inappropriate. I'm going to be working with this
lady a lot. What about Dumper?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I didn't, I didn't look like.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
What's the age?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Are we in?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Our twenties?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Are probably like late twenties. Yeah, younger girl and very cute.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So park tits.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is not what I'm here for.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, she probably works out.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
She wearing scrubs.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh you like that? Is that hot?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I think?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Sorry, I'm not I'm not here for this guy.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Okay, sorry, we're not for issues.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, and all of a sudden, your back issues a
growing issue. I can't wait a minute, she's not a
sage therapist.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, oh, so I I roll in.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I know you dressed in like comfy clothes because I
figured i'd be moving and grooving.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
When are You're not wearing company more?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I shouldn't be more, I should be more specific, like
basketball shorts under Oh so.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
When you walked and everyone's like, whoa, this guy works out.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Clearly to play. She did ask me what workout equipment
I have at home, and I.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Laughed, oh, Eddie. Yeah, so I called back, let her
know you can call me Eddie.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Oh wow, you're on that's my name, Edward.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So we go over to an area. She is asking
me the questions and yeah, I'm noticing.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You know, she's an attractive young lady.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yes, and so, uh, you know. At one point, you know,
we're going over all this stuff. And then she's like,
all right, I got to figure out what your range
of motion is, and so I'm doing these different weird
stretches to do all that. And then she goes, are
you comfortable with laying on your back or you're on
your stomach? And I go, yeah, sure, no problem. So
she goes, all right, go ahead, I get on my
stomach on this big table and then she starts, oh wow,
(11:51):
oh feeling over your place? Yeah, and you know you're
so tighty Eddie.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
When she did ask how's the pressure, No, that.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Was your creepy massage.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I was thinking it was.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
The pressure when had a male masuit with hairy arms.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She did ask me that because you want to know,
like how how hard she could press and whatever. It
did give me a little PTSD thinking of how's the pressure? Yeah,
but but it hit different than Robin Williams rubbing my back.
I'm getting this run down and I'm currently have an erection,
(12:38):
feeling some things. And then as we're you know this
this love It feels great because it's also almost like
a massage.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Guy. Yeah, But then she says, can you flip over
on your back?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well give me a minute, that's fine, sure, yeah, yeah,
yeah I can.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What else is gonna happen?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
What are you trying to.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Think of like horrible, sad things so you can put
it down.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I just think of like what attractive people?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Oh you think about me?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You go, I don't need any of that because this
is this is medical, This is professional professional.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
You just said you needed admitt.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You know, I go, oh yeah, let me let you know,
I gotta get over there because my back.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, give me a seck me I made it, okay, okay,
and so uh and so come on, scout, grow up,
grow up? How weird? And so we did a bunch
of different stretches and stuff like that. She gave me
a routine I gotta do every day.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Are you going to blow it off like Emily and
just complain abou?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I don't complain here last.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I got some bands. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna work out
were now.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hopefully you don't have to say that happening. That happened
to Anthony Rich.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He broke his orbital the band snapped him in the
face for the pregame workout.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh my god, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And so now it looks like I'm supposed to go
like once a week.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Good luck pay for.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That again, they're covered. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I don't know, baby, So you know, I'm thinking, you know,
it might it might be nice to, you know, get
to know her better.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Her
Well, it was a very interesting day for me. Yesterday,
you guys, I had my first physical therapy appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh wow, I'm going to physical therapy.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I've had a bad back for twenty five years and
why now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I honestly don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, you were doing this.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, well I finally decided I need to go do
something about this, and they recommended physical pet ah.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Pet get pet. At least you're actually doing it, unlike
someone I know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I was gonna bring that up in a second, but yeah,
it's uh, you know, it was a very interesting appointment
because what do you do when your physical therapist is hot.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Find a Year completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for
that part the.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Now, yeah, this is awkward. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
So.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, I've had a bad back forever. I just deal
with it. It is what it is. I don't care.
And so, you know, it does suck though, because when
I do physical things like golfer, play softball or whatever
the crap I do hitting baseballs and things like that,
the next day I'm miserable. I mean it hurts, and
what specifically or thoracic.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Can you speak like a normal person? Your lower.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean my whole back hurts, but the middle is
where it's the worst. Yeah. And so I back about
ten years ago, remember when I had that kidney stone.
I went in and I had a whole MRI done
because they didn't know what it was. I didn't know
what it was. And the tech guy came to, you know,
tell me the results. I'm in the hospital bed and
(01:49):
he comes and tells me you have a kidney stone.
But he goes, you have a bad back, and I go, yeah,
I do. And he goes, oh, okay, well eventually you're
probably gonna want to have that looked at it. And
I go what does that mean? And he goes I
can just see you know, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh, walks away, going that guy's fucked.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, that's kind of what I felt like. I'm like,
you're not gonna tell me more my parallel.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, Then the doctor walks by Eddie. Years of Eddy
years of saying kidney stones are the least.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
He saw something and not tell you what.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I wasn't that I know, but still, yeah, it was bullshit.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And so I knew that meant like what I got
bolding discs, have degenerative discs, you know something. And I
don't ever really want to have back surgery because I've
had friends that have back surgeries and then they have
to have like multiple multiple surgery.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, does it cause a third nipple? Is that why
you don't want to do it?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, how would that even?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Was a random shot.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Removed because it was big, some sort of bacism or
something that had in my back and then it exploded,
exploded and paraly extreme back surgery and then you're good
back and now you're good, no knock, You're one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You're a miracle.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, I am a miracle for sure. I can walk,
But I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I am a miracle for sure.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Uh So I've known about this for a really long time,
and I'm like, at some point I probably should get
an official diagnosis just so I know what I'm dealing with.
So my last physical, you know, my doctor was going
over stuff and I told him about the back pain.
He goes, all, right, well, why don't we order an
X ray just see what you got and then we
can go from there.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I said, perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So I get the x ray and then the my doctor,
who my doctor is an odd dude, like he you know,
I missed my old guy who would check my balls
without gloves, like I knew what was up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I like I knew what was up.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
He was he was a doctor in World War One.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That he was great.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, he's seen it all. And so I got this
new doctor. He just doesn't tell me much and it's like, weird,
everything's with the app.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Oh, yeah, that's the thing now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So I get a message. Uh, the x ray came
back normal wear and tear, but nothing remarkable.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
What I hate when they use those words.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yes, I go, so I have nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So the guy saw ten years ago that I got
something going on, and then this x ray shows nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I go, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
So then I messaged him basically saying what the fuck yeah,
and he writes me back. He goes, it's most likely musculature.
It's a muscle injury instead of your actual spine or whatever,
and he goes, so I recommend physical therapy. And at
this point I go, well, what's that going to hurt
if I go in and do some PTE. Your wallet, Well,
(04:40):
now it's covered. I get twelve covered this guys?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You do? Yeah, shut up, that's what he told me.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
No way, Yeah, my daughter had to have pet and
we have to.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Pay every.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Probably, yeah we have.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Which one did you guys choose?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You know, I don't remember, but I wasn't covered.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Got I got to re into it. Oh man, so
mine's free?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Shut up about that?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah? So I was like, what what this point? What's
it gonna hurt? I guess I can give a shot
if it gives me a little bit more range of emotion.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You don't want to just not do it and complain
about it every day everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It seems insane.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I don't complain about it.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
That seems you're referring to me, and I don't I
make you're in pain?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
You're I got some serious shiit wrong with my neck.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
I went to one physical therapy appointment, paid one hundred
and forty dollars out of pocket, and that's what it
would be.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And she had me go like this, okay, to break
your head down.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And I went like this, Oh okay, look I did
this like a plane.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, we can we can't. You're out of the camera frame.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Those are the two fucking things she had I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Pay at right out of pocket. Are you mad at four.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
At the system? I'm out at four for bringing it up.
I'm mad at my pain level.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
It was kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're watching on YouTube, I'm imitating earlier.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I can't look left, so I can't the last two days, I'm.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On the left side and I give you the finger
or flashy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You can't see it was just.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
As I turned my body.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I was just going to give you an example of
the last two days. Emily and I have been broadcasting.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Together that Nightmare up again, hey, and.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
There were certain times where I was going to, like,
you make eye contact to let the person yeah, like
you got. But since I'm sitting on her left side,
which is her jacked up side, she literally was trying
to just.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Move her eyes. And one time he missed me giving
the cue because she couldn't know.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
It was a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Broadcast issues.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
But I'm just saying I didn't realize how fucked up
her neck really was.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Till she I would have stuck with the physical there.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I don't have one hundred and thirty forty I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
I wouldn't be able to getting covered well, cut something
or cut something out that's wine less wine.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Get out of here? Are you insane? Buy six dollar
bottles and that's what that's what makes it feel better
than you do.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You rub it on like the bottle like no, no,
those things like a roller home roller.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Yes, I do. I get it really coold. Sometimes put
in the freezer to make it real cold.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Should be heat, not ice. Learned that yesterday I.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Say, I'm going to heat up a bottle of white wine.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I met a heating I've moved on from the one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
So anyway, doctor says pet and I go, I don't
know what this means.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know what this entails.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
But have you ever done any sort of pete before?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't think so. I don't think so. So I
was like, I'll give it a shot out. I have
no idea what to expect, but so I go. Yesterday.
It's at a building that's like by the hospital, and
I walk in and I'm immediately like kind of thrown
off because it's kind of the lobby looks like a
doctor's office. But then you go into a room and
(07:52):
there's a bunch of tables and machines and exercise equipment.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's like a mini gym.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, but I'm like, the.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Tables are out there in front of everybody, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
this is weird.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's a shared space. Did you do I didn't.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
My daughter did, and I went with her and it
was the same thing. Like I had no idea. I
thought we'd be in a private room, but no, you're
like in.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
This big area. It's like a hotel gym or something.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
You know, this is pretty wild, and you're seeing people
laying on their back, getting their legs like.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Pushed up against that.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Their daughter's sky tells the physical therapist show me, and
then I'll show guys.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, we'll do it together. We'll do it.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Together, Guys on the table, guys with the daughter for one, Like,
this is really weird, ma'am.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It is weird though, because like when I did mine,
they also the first appointment, they ask you all kinds
of questions.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
And there was another lady city just right there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So the first half of it was just getting down
to the root of the problem, like what what my
physical goal is not hurt, that's my goal, I said, Honestly,
if I can stand up and not make noise, that
would be cool.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Say that she's.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A slanner the room, and so, you know, I I
get there, I'm sitting in the lobby waiting for my time,
watching the game show Network. Oh nice es Shane reaction,
great show. And then I get called back. Yeah, and
so I don't know who I'm with. I don't know
what's going on. And the physical therapist emerges, and you know,
(09:31):
it says, all right, Edward, no, Edward, Edward, and I
look up.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She's gorgeous. Whoa, Okay, this is going to be interesting.
We got a blonde, yeah, more like mousey blonde.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Were talking ties.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It seems inappropriate. I'm going to be working with this
lady a lot. What about Dumper?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I didn't, I didn't look like.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
What's the age?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Are we in?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Our twenties?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Are probably like late twenties. Yeah, younger girl and very cute.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So park tits.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is not what I'm here for.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, I bet you.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, she probably works out.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
She wearing scrubs.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Oh you like that? Is that hot?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I think?
Speaker 7 (10:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Sorry, I'm not I'm not here for this guy.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Okay, sorry, we're not for issues.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, and all of a sudden, your back issues a
growing issue. I can't wait a minute, she's not a
sage therapist.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, oh, so I I roll in.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I know you dressed in like comfy clothes because I
figured i'd be moving and grooving.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
When are You're not wearing company more?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I shouldn't be more, I should be more specific, like
basketball shorts under Oh so.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
When you walked and everyone's like, whoa, this guy works out.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Clearly to play. She did ask me what workout equipment
I have at home, and I.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Laughed, oh, Eddie. Yeah, so I called back, let her
know you can call me Eddie.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Oh wow, you're on that's my name, Edward.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So we go over to an area. She is asking
me the questions and yeah, I'm noticing.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You know, she's an attractive young lady.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yes, and so, uh, you know. At one point, you know,
we're going over all this stuff. And then she's like,
all right, I got to figure out what your range
of motion is, and so I'm doing these different weird
stretches to do all that. And then she goes, are
you comfortable with laying on your back or you're on
your stomach? And I go, yeah, sure, no problem. So
she goes, all right, go ahead, I get on my
stomach on this big table and then she starts, oh wow,
(11:51):
oh feeling over your place? Yeah, and you know you're
so tighty Eddie.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
When she did ask how's the pressure, No, that.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Was your creepy massage.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I was thinking it was.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
The pressure when had a male masuit with hairy arms.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
She did ask me that because you want to know,
like how how hard she could press and whatever. It
did give me a little PTSD thinking of how's the pressure? Yeah,
but but it hit different than Robin Williams rubbing my back.
I'm getting this run down and I'm currently have an erection,
(12:38):
feeling some things. And then as we're you know this
this love It feels great because it's also almost like
a massage.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Guy. Yeah, But then she says, can you flip over
on your back?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Can you?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
It's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well give me a minute, that's fine, sure, yeah, yeah,
yeah I can.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
What else is gonna happen?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
What are you trying to.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Think of like horrible, sad things so you can put
it down.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I just think of like what attractive people?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Oh you think about me?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You go, I don't need any of that because this
is this is medical, This is professional professional.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
You just said you needed admitt.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You know, I go, oh yeah, let me let you know,
I gotta get over there because my back.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, give me a seck me I made it, okay, okay,
and so uh and so come on, scout, grow up,
grow up? How weird? And so we did a bunch
of different stretches and stuff like that. She gave me
a routine I gotta do every day.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Are you going to blow it off like Emily and
just complain abou?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I don't complain here last.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I got some bands. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna work out
were now.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hopefully you don't have to say that happening. That happened
to Anthony Rich.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
He broke his orbital the band snapped him in the
face for the pregame workout.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Oh my god, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
And so now it looks like I'm supposed to go
like once a week.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Good luck pay for.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
That again, they're covered. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I don't know, baby, So you know, I'm thinking, you know,
it might it might be nice to, you know, get
to know her better.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
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