December 16, 2025 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky lets us know about yet ANOTHER moment she was released into the public and said something that she very much shouldn't have... This time it involves drinking, Christmas, and Jesus?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it is well documented that Sky out and about
is a dangerous thing. She's on the loose. She says
some crazy ship, and you just go, why Sky, why
don't you have that filter?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Maybe her being in close to Oregon for the rest
of her life would be good for society.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It might be far away from human being interaction as possible. Well,
Sky is at it again. She has made it so
weird and so uncomfortable around other people.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts. Now, don't stick your
head and be like disappointed dad.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Every human being has inner thoughts, but for some reason,
Sky does not have that filter that the rest of
us have that says you can't actually say certain things.
For example, going up to a person who works at
a fucking taco shop who you don't know. You don't
(01:21):
know this person. It's a taco shop and she's just
working the register. She's got fancy Hispanic style fingernails, crazy nails,
crazy nails, EMBELLI.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think there was some saint or something, Cynthia there
you go crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So Sky can't just say oh, I like your nails,
which is a lie. By the way, bold face Sky
does not look at Sky's nails. Put him out of
the count.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I like them on her.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Got's a super judge, which she doesn't mean like you.
You know she is you judge.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You be judging.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sky just says. Guy says to this taco shop, I
like your nails. You can't you leave it at that.
Then you follow that up with how do you wipe?
Which is the focusing on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The planet, that's theest thing on the planet say like that.
I don't remember exactly how I said it, but we
were talking.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
About you basically asked this woman, how do you wipe?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yes, I basically did, that's insane, But I it's insane.
I felt I was a little.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Bit said, like, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean, what an insane to a stranger. It's a stranger.
You don't say things.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Like that in a food establishment.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In a food establishment, Well, there's.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Other customers there too, she doesn't know how to there's
no fielder.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, you'd just be quiet.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well I just thought we had this nice rapport going,
and I just felt, you know, okay, this is where
my brain went.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
If you meet somebody multiple times and have a nice rapport,
maybe that's appropriate. You felt your rapport was good enough
after ordering a burrito to say, how do you wipe?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's crazy, it's my regular talking. Okay, I have we
talked before, but I've seen her with my.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Then you have no report than you have no report.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Her with my eyes before. So it was a little wild.
I did walk away feel a little bit odd after
that interaction.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You don't This happens NonStop.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I decided after that point to no longer ask strangers
about their bathroom behavior.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh really, it's great, that's okay, Okay, Yeah, this happens
all the time. Where Sky cannot have a normal interaction
with human beings, it always goes to a weird place always,
And so when Sky is let loose out into the public,
it's it's gonna go wrong at some point. It's gonna
go wrong at some point. And by the way, these
(03:41):
are just the things we hear about. Yeah, you're right,
I imagine the things that we don't hear about.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I feel like it's worse. But when it's her and
her daughter, because she's trying so hard over compatible to
overcompet because her daughter is so quiet.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Maybe so her poor daughter, Oh my god, what she's witnessed?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
My daughter guiet?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
See what can come out of that mouse?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, really good point. I wish you had a little
bit of that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know, Yeah, you know it can't even more like
your daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So this has happened again. We were talking earlier this
morning about Sky going to a cookie party on a
Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You're out of your mind. This party wasn't like a
noon or like it did.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It was a nighttime party.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a nighttime party.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And it wasn't even in my neighborhood. It was an
alcohol Holy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, it makes this is even crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is even crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
She went to her friend Michelle's house down to Chula Vista,
did it, and then they drove to alcohol.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why did you you got the far from yeah fromsta yeh.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wait, so this guy didn't have to drive.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well because I guess parking at the cookie party house
is very limited. My friend Michelle, her car is not
working right now. It's in the shop. So she got
a driver and she said, come to my house or
the driver will take both of us.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And how did you get to Michelle's?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I drove Okay, so I drove to.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Alcohol. So then think about that when the party's over. Alkohola,
Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Because if you drove yourself to Okahoa last you did
stay for an hour or.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Two and then be like I have to wake up
at two, Like you live like right off the freeway
in La Joya, like deep in La Joya.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's like fucking five hours of driving.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It was five hours.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, I found out about that. Sky. That's crazy, agreed.
I was just sleep for ten hours before you got home.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, here's here's something that may surprise you. Guys not
very verse with South County and East County. So my
friend Michelle said, oh, it's actually maps said it's actually
not that far. There's a back way we could go.
So I was like, I don't know where this shit lives, Okay,
I'm okay, didn't question it. Turns out it was it
was like, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Just a good half hour a tour of Italy.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So Sky decides he's going to go to this cookie
exchange party, uh Sunday night, and didn't realize there was
more to it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yes, I did not, So I get to my friend
Michelle's house in Chula Vista and she's packing up all
this shit and I'm like, what, Like, cause I got
the cookies. I made fucking five dozen cookies. But she
has way more than her cookies. She has all these
gift bags and I'm like, what is that and she goes, oh, yeah,
well I didn't you know. I know, this kind of
last minute for you. So there's actually an ornament exchange.
(06:43):
So I got two ornaments, one for you, one for me,
and then there was like a hostess gift for the
gal's house we were going to and all this stuff
and I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay, that's nice. So
I'm just stoked to get cookies Like this sounds amazing
to me. My family when they hear like there's thirty
people who are all bringing five dozen cookies and you
(07:04):
come home way like they give you like a roasting
tin pan and you just fill it to the top
with cookies. Like there's so many fucking cookies.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
If you made five dozen and everybody makes five dozen,
that's insane, so many cookies. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So my husband, who we all know loves loves the
gut bombs, my daughter, who doesn't you know, everybody loves
cookies at that age, so they are thrilled that I'm
going to this. So I just come with my cookies
and then I see Michelle with all these things and
I'm like, Okay, I guess that's nice, but I don't
process it. So we walk in the door. I see
all the cookies are in this like dining room that's
(07:38):
in the front room, but nobody's in that room, and
I'm like, well, when are we doing the cookies? And
that's when I realize there's a schedule here, and unfortunately
cookies are the very last thing on the schedule. So
even if I did drive myself, if I wanted to
leave with any cookies, I would have had to stay
(07:59):
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So what's pro I know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, damn yeah, they want to keep you there, bitches.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So what's prior to cookies, Well, there's dinner served, which
I didn't realize what time is this that like six
thirty seven? Yeah, they're like putting out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, and then I don't have to go, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
And then I thought it was weird because like I
couldn't get into the family room when we first got
there because there were all these chairs kind of like lined.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
In the hallway musical chairs?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, And I was just like, oh, maybe they're trying
to just get these out of the way so there's
more room in the kitchen whatever. I don't know. Well,
that's when I find out that all those chairs are
lined up for overflow seating for the ornament White Elephant exchange.
Is that?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh wow? Before the cookie Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I would rather shoot my dick off, okay then
have to be at this.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah on a Sundays We got it well documented. Emily
and Thor would not go to a Christmas cookie party
on a Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
We got it very clear, got it. So then I'm
like looking around and there's like, I want to say,
thirty two people.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh that's gonna take forever. White Elephant takes for okay,
No again, I said, god, do we know how do
you how do you have many people on your fucking house?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
They know a lot of people, a lot of people.
So in my mind, I'm going with this many people.
We're already at like eight pm.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, let's good, at least an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I go, this is just gonna be pick your thing,
Like we're not doing steals right, and that's.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
When the hotels white elephant. Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
But I'm like, we can't with this many people, and
I'm freaking out watching the clock, and that's when the
hostess goes, Okay, you guys, since there's so many of
us and we're crunched for time, they'll only be two steel.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
How steel?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
They were saying, there's formally three.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The third steel, you're dead. Okay, I guess it depends.
It depends its most most white elephants that I've been to,
two steals, it's dead. Yeah, So that's why it's gonna
take four everything.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
So yeah, so that's the rule, and I'm like, that's
the fucking rule. How about the rule is you pick
your ornament and that's what you get. How about that?
How about that? So okay, Greg, go around, go around.
I'm number twenty nine, no score, which is score if
you're caring and wanting to make it last longer. So
I know in my mind, I'm just taking whatever fucking
bag is left, and that's why I steal. No, I'm
(10:39):
not stealing. I don't care, I don't want to. I
don't like stealing anyway, not gonna do it. So I
grab my ornament. Great, it's these balls, these like balls
with like sigar.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Okay, they're not like.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But there were a few of those in the bunch,
some dick ornaments and stuff like that, and everyone's and
everyone's cursing and drinking and talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
So I'm like, cool, I got my sparkly balls. Great,
peace out. Well guess what happens with chick number like
thirty two? She wants the sparkly ball.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So I'm like, okay, so I now have to get
another order. Okay, I'm not gonna steal. I'm just again.
I'm just gonna don't do that again. I'm just gonna
take what's left. So I get this bag and I
pull out this ornament and it's just all blue on
one side. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool blue little ornament.
(11:45):
Maybe people do blue silver deal.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know, you're really that confused.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well, I'm because because it's just because it's so plain
on one's side. And then that's when I realized, oh,
the side that's touching my hands, it's like I feel something.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You litter are really that good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Honestly, at first, I kind of thought it was like
a decoration or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't know that they have a tree.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I don't know, bro. And so then I flip it
over and I'm a couple of drinks in and my
eyes aren't so great at night. But I believe I
see Jesus and Mary and there may be some like
animals with them. I think we're in the major. I
think we're the major. I think we're the major. But
I don't know. I'm not religious, so you.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Know what a nativity is?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, so I I do.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
See's very confused.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I do see Jesus and Mary, and I go, oh,
okay for me, and then and then and of course
you have to show the whole room what you got, right,
And so I'm like, oh, it's so pretty, you know,
because everybody has to say it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Always blue.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And then I go, oh, it's it's Jesus and Mary.
And then I say, I don't know if I can
bring this home. It may catch on fire the second
it comes in the door. And that's when I look
around the room and notice all the women with the
crosses hanging around the next and all the conversations earlier
(13:09):
in the morning about how the majority of them met
because all their kids go to the Catholic private school,
our Lady of peace.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Why can't you figure out the things that you get
away with saying? And here amongst your friends is fine sometimes,
but when you're amongst other people, you can't really say
those times.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I thought with the F bombs and the dick ornaments,
I thought like.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But you don't fuck around with Catholics and Jesus.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's what I found out real quick, Emily, That's what
I found out real quick when the woman next to
me with a bedazzled cross on looks at me and goes,
I'll take that, and like, not a steal, not part
of the game, Like, hey, you agnostic chick, you ain't
taking Jesus home. You don't deserve ge. Jesus's the bye
(14:01):
by God and she's you need Jesus.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You wouldn't say that you need some Jesus.
Well, it is well documented that Sky out and about
is a dangerous thing. She's on the loose. She says
some crazy ship, and you just go, why Sky, why
don't you have that filter?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Maybe her being in close to Oregon for the rest
of her life would be good for society.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It might be far away from human being interaction as possible. Well,
Sky is at it again. She has made it so
weird and so uncomfortable around other people.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
A year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts. Now, don't stick your
head and be like disappointed dad.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Every human being has inner thoughts, but for some reason,
Sky does not have that filter that the rest of
us have that says you can't actually say certain things.
For example, going up to a person who works at
a fucking taco shop who you don't know. You don't
(01:21):
know this person. It's a taco shop and she's just
working the register. She's got fancy Hispanic style fingernails, crazy nails,
crazy nails, EMBELLI.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I think there was some saint or something, Cynthia there
you go crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So Sky can't just say oh, I like your nails,
which is a lie. By the way, bold face Sky
does not look at Sky's nails. Put him out of
the count.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I like them on her.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Got's a super judge, which she doesn't mean like you.
You know she is you judge.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You be judging.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sky just says. Guy says to this taco shop, I
like your nails. You can't you leave it at that.
Then you follow that up with how do you wipe?
Which is the focusing on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The planet, that's theest thing on the planet say like that.
I don't remember exactly how I said it, but we
were talking.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
About you basically asked this woman, how do you wipe?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yes, I basically did, that's insane, But I it's insane.
I felt I was a little.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Bit said, like, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I mean, what an insane to a stranger. It's a stranger.
You don't say things.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Like that in a food establishment.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In a food establishment, Well, there's.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Other customers there too, she doesn't know how to there's
no fielder.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, you'd just be quiet.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well I just thought we had this nice rapport going,
and I just felt, you know, okay, this is where
my brain went.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
If you meet somebody multiple times and have a nice rapport,
maybe that's appropriate. You felt your rapport was good enough
after ordering a burrito to say, how do you wipe?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's crazy, it's my regular talking. Okay, I have we
talked before, but I've seen her with my.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Then you have no report than you have no report.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Her with my eyes before. So it was a little wild.
I did walk away feel a little bit odd after
that interaction.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You don't This happens NonStop.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I decided after that point to no longer ask strangers
about their bathroom behavior.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh really, it's great, that's okay, Okay, Yeah, this happens
all the time. Where Sky cannot have a normal interaction
with human beings, it always goes to a weird place always,
And so when Sky is let loose out into the public,
it's it's gonna go wrong at some point. It's gonna
go wrong at some point. And by the way, these
(03:41):
are just the things we hear about. Yeah, you're right,
I imagine the things that we don't hear about.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I feel like it's worse. But when it's her and
her daughter, because she's trying so hard over compatible to
overcompet because her daughter is so quiet.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Maybe so her poor daughter, Oh my god, what she's witnessed?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
My daughter guiet?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
See what can come out of that mouse?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, really good point. I wish you had a little
bit of that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You know, Yeah, you know it can't even more like
your daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So this has happened again. We were talking earlier this
morning about Sky going to a cookie party on a
Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You're out of your mind. This party wasn't like a
noon or like it did.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It was a nighttime party.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a nighttime party.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And it wasn't even in my neighborhood. It was an
alcohol Holy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, it makes this is even crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is even crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
She went to her friend Michelle's house down to Chula Vista,
did it, and then they drove to alcohol.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why did you you got the far from yeah fromsta yeh.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wait, so this guy didn't have to drive.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well because I guess parking at the cookie party house
is very limited. My friend Michelle, her car is not
working right now. It's in the shop. So she got
a driver and she said, come to my house or
the driver will take both of us.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And how did you get to Michelle's?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I drove Okay, so I drove to.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Alcohol. So then think about that when the party's over. Alkohola,
Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Because if you drove yourself to Okahoa last you did
stay for an hour or.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Two and then be like I have to wake up
at two, Like you live like right off the freeway
in La Joya, like deep in La Joya.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's like fucking five hours of driving.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It was five hours.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, I found out about that. Sky. That's crazy, agreed.
I was just sleep for ten hours before you got home.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, here's here's something that may surprise you. Guys not
very verse with South County and East County. So my
friend Michelle said, oh, it's actually maps said it's actually
not that far. There's a back way we could go.
So I was like, I don't know where this shit lives, Okay,
I'm okay, didn't question it. Turns out it was it
was like, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Just a good half hour a tour of Italy.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So Sky decides he's going to go to this cookie
exchange party, uh Sunday night, and didn't realize there was
more to it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yes, I did not, So I get to my friend
Michelle's house in Chula Vista and she's packing up all
this shit and I'm like, what, Like, cause I got
the cookies. I made fucking five dozen cookies. But she
has way more than her cookies. She has all these
gift bags and I'm like, what is that and she goes, oh, yeah,
well I didn't you know. I know, this kind of
last minute for you. So there's actually an ornament exchange.
(06:43):
So I got two ornaments, one for you, one for me,
and then there was like a hostess gift for the
gal's house we were going to and all this stuff
and I'm like, I'm like, oh, okay, that's nice. So
I'm just stoked to get cookies Like this sounds amazing
to me. My family when they hear like there's thirty
people who are all bringing five dozen cookies and you
(07:04):
come home way like they give you like a roasting
tin pan and you just fill it to the top
with cookies. Like there's so many fucking cookies.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
If you made five dozen and everybody makes five dozen,
that's insane, so many cookies. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So my husband, who we all know loves loves the
gut bombs, my daughter, who doesn't you know, everybody loves
cookies at that age, so they are thrilled that I'm
going to this. So I just come with my cookies
and then I see Michelle with all these things and
I'm like, Okay, I guess that's nice, but I don't
process it. So we walk in the door. I see
all the cookies are in this like dining room that's
(07:38):
in the front room, but nobody's in that room, and
I'm like, well, when are we doing the cookies? And
that's when I realize there's a schedule here, and unfortunately
cookies are the very last thing on the schedule. So
even if I did drive myself, if I wanted to
leave with any cookies, I would have had to stay
(07:59):
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So what's pro I know what they're doing.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, damn yeah, they want to keep you there, bitches.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So what's prior to cookies, Well, there's dinner served, which
I didn't realize what time is this that like six
thirty seven? Yeah, they're like putting out.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, and then I don't have to go, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
And then I thought it was weird because like I
couldn't get into the family room when we first got
there because there were all these chairs kind of like lined.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
In the hallway musical chairs?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, And I was just like, oh, maybe they're trying
to just get these out of the way so there's
more room in the kitchen whatever. I don't know. Well,
that's when I find out that all those chairs are
lined up for overflow seating for the ornament White Elephant exchange.
Is that?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh wow? Before the cookie Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, I would rather shoot my dick off, okay then
have to be at this.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah on a Sundays We got it well documented. Emily
and Thor would not go to a Christmas cookie party
on a Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
We got it very clear, got it. So then I'm
like looking around and there's like, I want to say,
thirty two people.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh that's gonna take forever. White Elephant takes for okay,
No again, I said, god, do we know how do
you how do you have many people on your fucking house?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
They know a lot of people, a lot of people.
So in my mind, I'm going with this many people.
We're already at like eight pm.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, let's good, at least an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I go, this is just gonna be pick your thing,
Like we're not doing steals right, and that's.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
When the hotels white elephant. Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
But I'm like, we can't with this many people, and
I'm freaking out watching the clock, and that's when the
hostess goes, Okay, you guys, since there's so many of
us and we're crunched for time, they'll only be two steel.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
How steel?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
They were saying, there's formally three.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
The third steel, you're dead. Okay, I guess it depends.
It depends its most most white elephants that I've been to,
two steals, it's dead. Yeah, So that's why it's gonna
take four everything.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
So yeah, so that's the rule, and I'm like, that's
the fucking rule. How about the rule is you pick
your ornament and that's what you get. How about that?
How about that? So okay, Greg, go around, go around.
I'm number twenty nine, no score, which is score if
you're caring and wanting to make it last longer. So
I know in my mind, I'm just taking whatever fucking
bag is left, and that's why I steal. No, I'm
(10:39):
not stealing. I don't care, I don't want to. I
don't like stealing anyway, not gonna do it. So I
grab my ornament. Great, it's these balls, these like balls
with like sigar.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Okay, they're not like.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But there were a few of those in the bunch,
some dick ornaments and stuff like that, and everyone's and
everyone's cursing and drinking and talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
So I'm like, cool, I got my sparkly balls. Great,
peace out. Well guess what happens with chick number like
thirty two? She wants the sparkly ball.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
So I'm like, okay, so I now have to get
another order. Okay, I'm not gonna steal. I'm just again.
I'm just gonna don't do that again. I'm just gonna
take what's left. So I get this bag and I
pull out this ornament and it's just all blue on
one side. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool blue little ornament.
(11:45):
Maybe people do blue silver deal.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I don't know, you're really that confused.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Well, I'm because because it's just because it's so plain
on one's side. And then that's when I realized, oh,
the side that's touching my hands, it's like I feel something.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You litter are really that good.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Honestly, at first, I kind of thought it was like
a decoration or whatever.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I don't know that they have a tree.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I don't know, bro. And so then I flip it
over and I'm a couple of drinks in and my
eyes aren't so great at night. But I believe I
see Jesus and Mary and there may be some like
animals with them. I think we're in the major. I
think we're the major. I think we're the major. But
I don't know. I'm not religious, so you.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Know what a nativity is?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, so I I do.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
See's very confused.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I do see Jesus and Mary, and I go, oh,
okay for me, and then and then and of course
you have to show the whole room what you got, right,
And so I'm like, oh, it's so pretty, you know,
because everybody has to say it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Always blue.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
And then I go, oh, it's it's Jesus and Mary.
And then I say, I don't know if I can
bring this home. It may catch on fire the second
it comes in the door. And that's when I look
around the room and notice all the women with the
crosses hanging around the next and all the conversations earlier
(13:09):
in the morning about how the majority of them met
because all their kids go to the Catholic private school,
our Lady of peace.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Why can't you figure out the things that you get
away with saying? And here amongst your friends is fine sometimes,
but when you're amongst other people, you can't really say
those times.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I thought with the F bombs and the dick ornaments,
I thought like.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But you don't fuck around with Catholics and Jesus.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's what I found out real quick, Emily, That's what
I found out real quick when the woman next to
me with a bedazzled cross on looks at me and goes,
I'll take that, and like, not a steal, not part
of the game, Like, hey, you agnostic chick, you ain't
taking Jesus home. You don't deserve ge. Jesus's the bye
(14:01):
by God and she's you need Jesus.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You wouldn't say that you need some Jesus.
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