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December 17, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily tells us about a situation that happened yesterday where she had to get her car repaired, thought the guy stole her car after fixing it, and really embarassing herself infront of the technician when her phone accidentally connected to the bluetooth...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, there was a harrowing incident that went down with
Emily yesterday where she thought her car was stolen. Turns
out it wasn't. It was just taken by the guy
who was working on it, who she was well aware of.

(00:20):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
For the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered, except for
that part.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Now, you didn't need to put it that way.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
I mean, that's.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Exactly I put it. Exactly what happened. I don't know, well,
is that you jump to conclusions quite often. You are
very dramatic in the way you react to things. You
overreact to things. So there are times you come in

(01:01):
here with these stories that I think you want me
specifically to have your back, and I don't because I
know you and I that doesn't get me make me
love you anymore. I love you more more than I
was gonna say anything. But can I say I love
you to death?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't know if you do.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I do, I do, But you you're a little wacky.
You're a little wacky.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's wacky.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Times you were a million percent Why did you tell
the story then? And then let's uh, let's see what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
What's going on with these roads these days, by the way,
because I've had like fucking three different rocks hit my
windshield recently over the last four months.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Somebody drive, I don't put the rock here.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I mean, I can't controls.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
So yeah, So I had like I had a one
rock hit, and I had like one little like tiny,
little what's it called pebble mark or whatever thing ding
in the glass, and I didn't do anything about it.
And then I had another one hit and I just
left it. And then now all of a sudden, I
don't know what the fuck happened. I don't even remember
this happening, to be honest, And that big one must.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Have hit and if you get multiple things, it will
start to slowly break.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
No, it wasn't this big one was anywhere near it. It
wasn't related to it. It was right down the middle. Oh,
it's like something I had hit near my wind where
my rear view mirrors, and the crack went straight down
the middle probably like that's eight inches. It was sketchy,
and so driving like that, eyes rolled.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
It's not sketchy though, either sketch. It was not going
to shatter in on you. But that's not how it's
the windows are made.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Understand what's sketchy.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
The other morning with the crack went down and then
hung the left, so it was getting bigger.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
And that's on the way to work. It's really stupid
to not get it fixed.

Speaker 8 (02:50):
And then you hear that little crack sound like even
when you're not seeing it move, you hear that little
crack and you're like, fuck, any day, this ship's gonna
shatter all.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
On me over.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
A car.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Windows shatter because after an accident I have.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Actually you haven't because they don't shatter. Oh they break, Yeah,
they just break, but they don't shatter.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Well that's why they're made.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Still scary, bro, I was taking shards in my fucking face.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
So I did drive like that for only a day
and then I realized this is gone too far.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I need to call and have this fix right.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
And so I go online and book an appointment with
a mobile glass repair place.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Perfect.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
They're going to come to my house and they were
going to come to my house yesterday window from twelve
to four pm. And so it is a wild wind
window that was either that it was either early morning
or that, and I can't do it any morning.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So it sucked. And so that's fine, awesome. You guys
know I love my naps.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
And so I actually called the company and said, because
I saw on the website when I did make my
appointment that it said you can leave the keys in
your car or tell them where you leave the keys,
like you don't have to necessarily be present when they arrive.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Oh so like say, if you're at work or whatever,
you could like hide the keys under a mat outside
and then they'll fix it while you're gone.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You were the most trusting person I've ever met. She
leaves keys, she does not care.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
I have a guy coming today to tint my windows.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Yeah, Sucis bro Brot.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, well you know I don't want to be.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Seen money bags over here.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
It's window.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
You drive a Bronco, So I've get my windows tinted.
The guy's done it before because my last car had windows,
So I know this guy, but I won't have him
do it unless I'm there. Like he just texted me, Hey,
you might have I come earlier, and I said, no,
I won't be eleven thirty right because.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
My car won't be there. But still I wouldn't. It's
just weird.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I agree, but Emily lets literally homeless people in her
house and walk around and do whatever she wants, don't
get home. It's kind of crazy. Anybody that's worked doing work.
She she doesn't care.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Hang out, take a nap.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
While a stranger.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
If you want to take a shower, there's towels in
the shower.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Shower.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 9 (05:18):
So she wakes up the cooking pot roast her broncos.
Very nice, super I would not be cool just leaving
my keys in that thing, especially in her neighborhood. I
just think it's kind of crazy to do that.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Even even the Lemon girl pet would.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Tell you not mesa. My car was in my driveway.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Chili dog Tim is sitting about.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Chili Dog Tim is your fucking security person. Every time
security is something borderline stupid, she goes, well, chili dogg
him's out there.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
She's just sitting there looking at your like.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
The guy's got a job. He's probably not.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Just making chili your house. Guy's cutting ingredients. Non stops
just want to.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Actually working, watering from works from his garage.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Well, his job is staring at Emily's house.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
He sits on his couch with his laptop and he
faces my fucking house all day long.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Person ring right now, somebody, somebody, you know, seas you
left your keys in there. You don't think they can
take it. Chili dogs to.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Walk up my driveway and go look in the car.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
And what would chili dog Tim do if he saw
somebody watching up?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
He text me all the time if he sees somebody suspicious.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
I'm telling you out a good neighborhood. Neighborhood he texted
you all the time.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
That was a little bit of an everyway sketchy.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's sketch.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Can we not?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
We have gotten what happened?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Continue And by the way, I left the keys there.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
The guy was from the window was twelve to three.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
I left the keys there at like eleven forty five
is when I left the keys. And my reason for
doing that is because I was going to go lay
down and try to get like a thirty minute rest
in before I was gonna Hopefully they didn't.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Come right away, but if they did, can start their process.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Now you when they come in, make a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Whatever my house keys were on it?

Speaker 8 (07:05):
It was now, wasn't it literally just like three days ago?
You had to call the police because there were stolen
items dumped in your front yard.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
That was the front yard, that was down the side yard.
I don't know if they were stolen.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Did Chilly Dog Tim c who dumped the stuff there?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's out of it.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
He's always out there.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
That's out of his Prip's out of.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
You can't set it over down that way, Chilly We
can't see you can't other side.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I can't see that grog.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Is completely in front of my house. That was down
down to the side.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Because I were paranoid about all of this ship. So, yeah,
this is pretty wild to me leaving the keys.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
But I get the mean it's not that great.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Offer that stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Okay, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
We'll do it.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
They offer it must be a thing that was just okay.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Or anyway, I chose to do that, laid down, tried
to get a little rest in and anyway, my phone
ring and it was the people on the way, and
I was like, fifteen minutes, maybe that sucks.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
She just told me to talk to Chili Dog Tim. Yeah,
and go in your car and you have to do anything.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Talk to my security advisor. Yeah, his name is Chili
Dog Tim had a security pluss the street.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
He could advise you on security as well as.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Chili whatever you need, all your chili and security needs.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
What spot. It's great, it's beautiful thing.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
I feel like he cares more about Emily's house in
his own house.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Wow, maybe kind of does.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
That was out there.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
So anyway, the car glass guy arrives, and he arrives
and he parks and pulls up in front of my driveway,
kind of like only halfway blocking the driveway, but he parks.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Right there in front of the driveway, right, so we
could start working.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Okay, And he's got a nice guy, weird guy, a
little bit a little off, but anyway, he starts working
on my.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Kind of a nice guy, weird weird guy.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, just some whatever, a weird vine, yeah, just a
weird vibe. Kind of chatting with him.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
But oh, so you did go out there and meet him, Yes,
I did. You didn't just open your car and just
start working on.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
It, No, because I did.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
I did end up getting up and so I did
go out and say hello, and he said, okay, I said,
how long is this going to take? He said, oh,
it'll take about an hour, maybe an hour and a half.
And I said, sweet, I'll be right inside if you
need anything. And I have my front doors open and
my screen door is closed, so I could hear and
see everything going on out there. And that's fine and dandy.

(09:31):
And so I'm doing stuff around the house. I see
him working and you know, flipping, switching the glass and
all this other stuff. I'm like doing dishes and stuff
in my kitchen. I could see right there. And that's
when I see he's done with the glass portion and
then he's going to do something called recalibrating because of
the camera in the front of my car.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Now I knew that that happened.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Fancy, I knew that had to happen, but I have
no I mean, everybody kept saying recalibrating.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I had no fucking clue what that meant, like, nor.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Do I care.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
But there's something they gotta do, something they have to
do when you.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Have a car, your car has sure your car has
it too, and so I don't know what the fuck
that means.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
That's fine, So.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
That's fine, but I know it has to be done
right over he sticks the car, that's fine. And so
I'm inside and that's when I noticed something. I notice
him shut and lock his work truck, and I'm thinking, oh,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
He's finished. He's done, Like that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
He must be going to come in and you know,
let me know he's finished. And that's when he gets
into my car and I hear my car start. They're like, okay,
that's maybe he's doing this recalibrating thing.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
That's that's fine. And that's when I see him then
pull out of.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
My driveway and and then I go, Okay, I didn't
know he was going to be driving my car. And
I'm like, oh, he's probably just gonna take it, you know,
down the street and then all the way back. That's
what I'm thinking. But I was still like, what's going on?
And then a minute it goes by two, three, four.
After about five minutes, I call my man Robert, and go, hey,

(11:07):
it's kind of weird.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
This guy just took off.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
He didn't tell me he was going to be taking
my car in the first place, and he's been gone
like a little over five minutes. And so then I
start wondering what should I do?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
What should I do? Do you think he just stole
my fucking car?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You think the guy that just replaced your wind ship
who does this all day long, decides, you know what,
this is the time. This is the why I fuck
this work truck, fucked my life, fuck his career. I
know she has everything, all my information. I know the
company I work for has all my information. I'm making
a run for ye this Bronco. I'm out of here, man,

(11:42):
I'm digging this thing down to Mexico deuces. You really think.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
That I had it in my head, Eddie, That's what
I was thinking. And then this is about this is.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
This is especially for somebody that is okay with given
the home of front she didn't care about anything.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I don't care anything.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Now you care? Now you care?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
So like about six minutes go by, seven minutes go by.
Now I pick up the phone.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
And you're counting down the minutes.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
I did because I've looked at my ring cam to
see when he pulled away, to see how long it's back.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
And does every minute feel like an eternity?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
One hundred percent? But I'm not lying about this time.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
What I had my windshield replaced back in the summer,
and they did the exact same thing. They took my
truck and had to drive it around because they recalibrated
and all that stuff. And I don't know how long
they were gone for, but they went and did it,
and they they brought it back.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
When your car's at the shop, do you call them
to make sure it's still there?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Because I brought it there and I knew that it
was going to go there. But that's a massive you know, they.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Drive it off the lot and drive it around make
sure everything's working. No, I know that create the problem.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I know that with that, that's I know that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So what do you think's gonna happen with the truck?

Speaker 6 (12:47):
I didn't know, so I didn't really think it that
far through, but I but I did understand, Like, that's
fucking weird that he didn't tell me.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
That you have nine one day.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I have the number that dogged him though I haven't.
Let's crazy. Yeah, everything moved very fast.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Pick up the phone and I called the guy on
the number that he called me from and said, hey,
where'd you go? And he goes, oh, driving the car around,
I need to recalibrate it. And he's kind of saying,
I swear on my life, he's saying it like that,
like like your dumb fuck, I need to recalibrate the car.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I didn't know that you had to do that. You
don't need to know.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
I go, I didn't know that you had to do that.
I didn't process and he goes, oh, yeah, you have
to drive it around.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
And I didn't know that either.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Okay, okay, thank you, I said, I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Okay, thank you. You're all of a sudden, you're you're feeble, yes,
because I was.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
I didn't know, so I was. I was nice to
him because he had my car.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Okay, I was nice to him.

Speaker 7 (13:45):
WI him when you initially called him, were you a
little attitude?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
I was confused? It was confused.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Okay, where are you broke?

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Okay, it's so crazy for this. I know you guys do,
but sky.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
You get if you see a car in your block
you don't recognize, you take down the license plate, then
call the police.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Well, I take a quick photo just to have it
for rest.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
So I would have mentioned it to a customer like
it's just to mention, like, okay, it's gonna take me
about an hour and a half. I got to swing
around the block a few times in your car and
then you should be done.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Like I had no idea that.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Was fine and dandy, and you can do that. I
have no problems. But do you think something really is
happening to your car? Think about that? Well, use your brain.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I'm sure you have an app to the brain people.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
I did, and it wasn't pulling up.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
Before I talked to Still there, his work trips, still there,
his work trips, still there. You can't drive two cars
at the same time, I know, But think about how
stupid that is. After I get the ball, he's been
gone about twelve minutes with my car.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But I talked to him.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
I talked to him.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
I know he's hopefully bringing my car back crossed. At
that point, I go fuck, So I go now, I'm
I'm now I'm fucking irritated by this guy because he
was acting like I'm a fucking moor because I didn't
know he had to drive my car.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Well, yeah, and so I pick up the call.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
The phone again. Now he's on his way back, hopefully,
And I pick up the phone to call Robert and.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Let him know what the deal is that you're safe, Yes,
I'm safe hopefully coming back coming backwards in Mexico.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
I hope Robert's overly fucking annoyed like, hey, I'm trying
to work.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
He's not.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
He was concerned he didn't know about So I pick
a phone. I'm talking Robert and I'm explaining to him like, oh,
I guess this is what they have to do. It's
fucking crazy that he didn't say anything to me. And
that's when I'm kind of going off a little bit
to Robert. And that's when I notice that I don't
notice intentionally at this exact moment, but in thinking back
on it, I noticed Robert stopped responding to me towards

(15:52):
the end of our phone call. And that's when I
do notice, as these words are coming in my mouth
that I'm about to say that, I see the car,
my Bronco, pulling right in front of my house, getting
ready to turn into my driveway.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
And that's when I'm going to Robert and I go,
I can't believe this dumb funck. Oh look this dumb
ass is back.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
And I said that, and that's when I realized my
car was hooked up to the bluetooth.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
And the guy fucking had to have it was. It
was no longer getting to Robert that I was hearing.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
He was hearing it, calling him a dumb ass and
dumb the guy heard it.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I was connected.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Connected, It was connected that That's what it on my phone.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
When I looked at scared, you're scared. He was going
to do something. You had to get. Chili dogged him to.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
So he parks.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
He goes, I'm finished, and you could tell he was annoyed.
He was He was like this, just dump.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
You're the dumb suck
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