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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, at the end of the year, we start getting
all these ends of the year stats for all kinds
of different things like what are we googling? Or what
are we buying?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Done?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
One of the most streamed things here, Yeah, which is great?
Uh this one though, we saved special for the podcast
because what have we been jerking off to?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Whoa We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's time for podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now, I wish we could isolate just the booze stats
and see, like, what's that guy watching?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
But I kind of so fucking interesting to know, Like it's.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Just heavy hotties just need eating.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, if porn hubs sent out like a personalized end
of the year things like Spotify, I was going to
say that because.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I think he's on pornhub, though I think like dirtier ones. Yeah,
like he's yeah, yeah, like weird ship like you, I
don't think, Yeah, when you watch a porn there's like
(01:29):
all these ads now, like a braziers are browsers?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Is browsers? I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Brass there's a browsers.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What is that? It's just like special one for.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
That one though, because I see like browsers videos. And
then there's like this random ship that you never click
on because it's probably just a million viruses. And there's
like a jerk mate where you can jerk off with friends.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Never seen it that one you can jerk off with,
like there's a girl that was off with you with
you like it's a cam.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, and then they have fun me, why would you
do me over jerk me?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I would never do jerk mad. I would just want
to do.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's where you could suck like a lonely housewife near you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, but there's jerk you may a member. I mean
these are everyone if.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
You ever watched a porn before, these are the These
are the two of these we're educating at.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
This is interesting, super.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
So. Yes, porn Hub has released their end of the
year's stats, so we get to find out what is
the main things we've been jerking off to.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yes, so first they let us know the six trends
that were kind of new this year or either spiked this.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Year disgustingly are Normally it would.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Be a top five, but they felt that number six
was special and needed acknowledgment. Because six is hawk Tua.
Oh yeah, the searches for hawk to.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And every porn really.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah yeah, but at least searching for it depends on
the starlett And.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I bet you what, I bet you that videos have
like changed the titles to include.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
The trouble right now.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, she's gone silent like two weeks. She's probably going
to inside. She's probably jail for insider trading. Yea, she
got some bad to A girl got bad advice.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
She did not spend all that.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, they say they saw the term hawk to U
searched ten million times since that video.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Who And they said they've all looking for the girl.
I know she's not in any porn, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Now that I've seen her on like her podcast stuff,
she's not that hot.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
She never was not that Like.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If you own that you're spending all that line, it
just immediately you were your level goes up.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Well I'm not I'm not in that group, we know, Okay,
searches for me have not. No, no, they have talked.
Number five thing that was trending on porn hub was
anime animated.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Why I don't know, creepy dudes in their basements.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I feel like our old phone swing Dario was
into that.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, now they got it. If you got a Judy
Hops video, that's different, different, that's wild.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Okay. Another thing Number four search on porn hub that
was rising this year was going for the gold is
what they call it the Olympics. We were looking for
athletes different sports Olympics, AI for the goal.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Like they'll be hot chicks stressed up in like gymnastics
gear and then the trainer asked to stretch them out
a little bit, and it, oops, my dick is in you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh wow, that happens. It seems like you know, well no.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm just saying, you know, she just dove and got
out of the pool and now I got to tell
you off, and whoops, my dick is in you.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh wow, my god.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You have the third because you just named the top two.
Number one is gymnastics. Number two is swimming. What where
does your dick fall into an athlete?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
No, okay, Hey, Bil Brazil got that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Why have I not jerked off that? I am an idiot?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Got damn?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They got Booty Brazil got that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Booty said it.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Okay, maybe maybe I am trending on pornhu because the
number three trend this year has no come on, don't
win it co workers, people wanting to watch videos of
co worker sex, workplace fantasy, workplace orgy, all of.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
That workplace orgy co work. I'm not I have a
buddy who's like really into orgy porn.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
And that's not Eddie. It's not Eddie.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And I'm not against, but I just I don't get
it to any dick. Too many, not too many, just
too many people.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, it's too much. I just want to Yeah. And
then like I'm hearing stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Off screen, like what's what's going on over there? I'm wondering, distracted,
he's got to I want to turn the camera.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I want to sing. Why are we focusing on these two? Yeah,
we're missing good is a bad plot point?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The number two search term that was rising on porn
Hub was wife wives amateur.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Why Yeah, there's that group.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well you meant you know that it was a fantasy
for you watching your husband. You're creepily in the corner.
That is a big thing in ser certain people's words,
wanting to watch your wife get railed, which I do
not subscribe to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, you like.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But but a lot of people get turned on by that,
which I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Man, I don't get yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, And they say the number one search term that
was up this year on porn hub was demure because
this was like a trending thing on TikTok when some
chick said demure and whatever. But I guess it's all
about simple sex, authentic sex, authentic.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I would never watch that.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Respect.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
We have sweet sex every once in a while, and
you know, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You just have to do normal, normal stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And I have to agree get especially in the morning.
But in the morning, I can't call her a whore?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
How do you do it?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But yeah, but but sweet sex, I'm porn.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I'm assuming maybe a chick watches that because like, what, dude,
you want to see a fucking cum dumpster?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, you want to see somebody get sprayed? Spray?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Big load?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Big load?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Do you have a type of big load?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
No, because I know what I want. If I see it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
If I see a chick at a big load, it
cracks me up.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Like I start laughing because because she's like, because she yeah,
because that's the thing the girl.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
She could barely see. It's like in her eye.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And she's like, yeah, I love that, sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Come It's like, but you can barely see. You're blinded.
Now you don't love that?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Come crazy and you're watching it, you're watching.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Like, oh my god. And you know they had a
conversation before they shout to.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Say, hey, don't shoot it in my eyes, dude, I
love it. She's like this twitching. Nobody loves that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Any did? Was there no trends for escorts or wife
as an escort or page any of those?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Page has been non existent for a while.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
We haven't seen page. I have not seen Page since.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
To perform.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
No, that was a great, great episode. That was a
great night of Page. Remember she happened to be.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
So weird so when she did them for you. So
I have not seen Page. I did vent mootor the
five thousand, five thousand.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Yeah, and then port hub Eddie, speaking of Judy Hopps,
wanted to let us know this year what fictional.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Characters we are into the most. And it's interesting because
there's a lot of guys and girls being searched. As
far as fictional characters. Of course, we have Hulk. We
got Superman up there. Yep, Shrek is on a whole rent.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's disgusting, going on a whole rent because the Superman
trailer dropped and he was talking about, Hey, if Superman
has sex with lows Lay and how does he not
kill her? Yes, because once he nuts, he's gonna split her.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
A guy because because the obviously theial thought is, well,
he controls his powers. I get that, but when you're
about to nut, you can't control anything.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
He's you're out of your senses.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, but you like, if you're about to nut, ask
me anything, I'll say yes, Like if.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
You're you know what I mean, Like you love him? Yeah,
you know I've done that, And like.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I feel like when he blows his nut right through.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Her, there's no eyes who can have sense a heart?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Right, he gets crazy, He'll get crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, Alasta girl getting a lot of searches, which I
guess there's.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
A lot of mom love on there.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I have probably some different means from the Incredibles.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I would want, you know who. I'm big into the
chick that plays mystique on X Men because she's like naked.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, but this is uh, are you talking about the
comic book is their fiction characters. It's not like the actress.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh it's not the actress.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
No.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
No, we have Black Widow on there, wonder Woman on there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I'm more Black Widow than Wonder Woman.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Although Galagados, what happened?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And the top three fictional characters or movies or you
know shows, we're searching for number three. Game of Thrones
still yeah, number two this year Star Wars, Yeah yeah,
and Princess Leah isn't too far under that as a
whole separate category of searches. And the number one search
(11:38):
by far again this year is Harley Quinn.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
People are guys, not because of Lady CagA, right, Just
I'm sorry, Lady Gaga is not attractive.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Isn't necessary. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sorry, Sorry, there you go. That's what we were jerking
off to again, Ladygod not clearly not