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January 8, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily has to face her biggest fear yet... her fart eggs impacting the rest of the building...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, one of Emily's greatest fears has come to fruition. Now,
this was something that she was really concerned about when
we had to last year make the big switch from
our microwave and our refrigerator and all that goodness that
was in Emily's studio before we had to move it

(00:20):
down the hallway into another room whatever for the dumbest
reason of all time. Whatever. Emily's greatest fear was her
fart eggs that she makes. She makes these eggs that
reek and they're awful broccoli. It smells so bad. Whenever
we'd have to go into her studio would just hit
you like a punch in the face. It was awful. Well,

(00:41):
her greatest fear was that if I start making them
down the hall the whole hallway is gonna smell now
and people are gonna hate her and all that stuff. Well,
guess what's happened. The fart eggs have attacked.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
One podcast year, completely uncensored and unacting, filtered except for
that part the show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now, Yes, we made this change, like I don't remember
middle last year, maybe middle of the area. Yeah, so
we changed. Okay, it is stupid now, but whatever, we
had to do it. So we have completely transitioned one
room down the hall into basically a little kitchen area.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, because if the equipment was on this side of
the hall, the microwave and stuff, it could potentially blow
a circuit. But if it's on that side of the hall,
then it's fine and it's safe.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Makes total sense, even though we've had that microwave and
toaster and refrigerating there for over a decade. Yeah, whatever
it was, it was a big idea that so is
that all right, we're gonna move it down the hallway?
What it is, it's an extra seven steps now.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
But now in addition to the seven steps, it's now
like a commute that does type of area where you
have other people using your microwaves and leaving crumbs near
the toaster and.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
All that is annoying. Yeah, you're not gonna lie because
that's all of our equipment. Yeah, and they can use it,
but it's like clean it, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, Like if something splatters in the microwave, how about
you wipe it down before you walk through. Yeah, thank
you for saying it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh their pigs. Yeah, So I haven't really heard much
about Emily's breakfast thing. I don't know. Have the fart
eggs have they kind of dissipated a little bit. I
don't remember. Were you eating that kind of stuff still
late twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
It definitely slowed my fart egg in takedown definitely did.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Sad was yeah, I didn't know a lot more like sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, I was making sandwiches. I was doing more like
just straight avocado toast because that doesn't smell and I
don't really have to fuss around with microwaves like that.
There's not a lot of messing about. I still would
make them, but it was like it was stressful to
make them because but I really want them in my world.
I'd like to eat that a couple of times a week,

(03:08):
like a lot. And I put broccoli like you said,
and mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What makes it smell so farty? Is it the broccoli
or is it the egg?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Microwave eggs smell eggs and then microwave broccoli and cauliflower
like they disgusted.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And discussing, So it's also together.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't imagine going to the bathroom is actually I
can't imagine great poops I do.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Can we save that.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Literally, it just sound crazy.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
That didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Nothing broccoli gives you gas exactly.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So it's not that bad. It's not that bad. It
just feels good to eat good like that sometimes, and
so I don't like you, know, So that's what I.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Understand until this week. Now, this week, I don't know
what she was thinking, but it was unbe believable. The
fart eggs, ever turned and they came back with a vengeance.
And honestly, I did not think I was going to
be the victim, but I was the victim, and then

(04:18):
other people were also victimized as well because of what
Emily did. Well, this was your big concern, is that
moving the stuff down the hall. If you made your
fart eggs, people were gonna hate you because they were
gonna smell it.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah, I'm okay with you guys hating me, Like everybody
in this room, I'm okay with you guys hating me.
I'm okay with you guys thinking I'm disgusting because of that.
Like you guys know, I mean, I'm like Eddie said,
I've been making him in there, even when I had
to come into microwave. So no offense to you.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
All in the room.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
We're family.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Great the Gina and Frankie's down there. I was like
mortified if they could ever get a whiff of my farting,
like if they could.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Ever get sorry. Uh so earlier this week, it was
was yesterday. I don't even remember it was yesterday. Yesterday
I was breakfast time, and again Emily disappears. I don't
know where she goes. I see her moving fast in
front of the window. I don't know what the hell
she's doing. I hope I always this is real.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
By the way, you guys don't see me, like what's zipping.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Back and forth? You can still talking to.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
I will walk, but I have to demonstrate. I will
walk with my hands down, like below the window, so
you guys don't see what's in my hands.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
It wouldn't surprise me if she would army crawl under
that window, just so we wouldn't surprised.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
She doesn't just cover it with her giant hand, even
if you down, but all.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
That crunched down, so you guys don't.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
See that where you pretend to walk downstairs. I appreciate that.
So she's zipping and zapping back and forth in further
window I see in it, and then so I don't
I'm assuming that's what she's doing, but I don't really know.
And then something else distracted me, so I wasn't really
paying attention. And then I go, all right, yesterday I

(06:15):
made I had some cream of wheat, a little healthy meal,
and so I decided, all right, I'm gonna go warm
up my cream of wheat. So I go back to
my office. This is the other thing that's paying the ass.
So our office is a little bit further away. So
we've got to go back to the office, go to
our refrigerator that's in there. That's what's going on, get

(06:37):
my cream and wheat. And now I'm heading towards the
new kitchen area. I guess that's what we're gonna call it. Well,
I see something immediately, and I'm confused. I don't understand
what's happening. That door to that room is never closed.
It's never closed because it's again a community area in space,
and so you got to go in there to use
the microwave and whatever, and so it's always open. I've

(06:58):
never seen it closed. Door is closed, and I went, oh, shoot, somebody,
if somebody in there, why would you ever need to
close that door? I've never seen a close It doesn't
make any sense, and so I'm like kind of weirded out.
I'm concerned. I'm like, is somebody naked.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
In the like someone's changing, Maybe there's a private conversation
going on in there, like these would be my thoughts,
Like I would definitely knock before it open that.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, there's no reason that door needs to be closed ever.
And if you are in there changing, you're a psycho
because that is an area where there's bathrooms. Going to
a bathroom like funk that I'm going in? Okay, So
I marching and I'm kind of defying about it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Like why is this as I'm like, if you're going
to see somebody on the other side, you're going to
like say something.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, I'd like, why are you closing the door? The
weirdo kissed? I barginy and it is like again I
got kicked right in my mouth, in my nose, and
in my balls all three. I want three kicks.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's crazy, Bruce Lee.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I almost fell down. Wow, what the fuck? And to
my horror, I'm hitting the face with the most disgusting
bart egg smell in history and history. We walked into
there in her studio and bit hit with it. It's
been bad. Well, for some reason, this asshole decided to

(08:31):
close the door and trap the smell in that room
hot box. Oh, And I'm like, what the fuck is
she doing? And I know it's her because I saw
her zip it's happened, and so I know, and and
everybody knows that smell. We all know the smell. Well,
you know the one psychopath that does it right. And
so in her crazy brain, she decided, I'm going to

(08:53):
close the door and I'm going to keep the smell in,
Like what the fuck are you thinking? And so I
almost go down, almost go down, like you almost, And
I don't want to put my delicious cream of wheat
in the fart egg microwave. Now it's gonna smell, like, like,
what the hell is wrong with you? What were you thinking? Pal?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I was thinking a lot of things. I was thinking
a lot of things. I was thinking, first and foremost,
my number one priority is not letting any of the
other shows smell my fart eggs. So I thought the
best thing to do would be to shut it. The
fucking second I walked out of that room with my
fart eggs.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I walked out so fast. You want to.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Here's an idea.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Don't cook that in a community microwave delicious.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It makes me, It makes me feel regular loud but
not loud.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Hey, shut up. I thought I was doing the right thing.
I thought trapping it in there was the best thing
to do.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
It will.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
There are events in there. There's an ac like and
there is in every office. I said, it will, it
will circulate in a few minutes, it will, it will
come out. It will, and we'll guess what.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Guess what, guess what your worst nightmare. Of course, it
was me that got hit by this time was the victim.
And you don't care your statement. You don't care that
it happened to me. Well, guess who walked in right
after me? Somebody from nine three three saw your son,
and I had to let them know, Hey, this ain't me.
I swear my kids, I swear my kids, I'm wearing

(10:29):
boots whatever. Yeah, this is Emily. She just made some
disgusting eggs in here. That's Emily. But I let them
know that it was you.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
You ratted me out.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
What am I going to take responsibility for your fart eggs?
Fuck that what did they say? Were they They're like,
oh god, it smells horrible. It smells so sulfury sucks.
Don't make them.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, I don't know what to do. It's something I
enjoy in the morning.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Well, let me tell you something. What this psycho that
was bad? It was horrific. We all have lived through
this pain before. It's awful. But what we saw today
is on another level. Look at Jamie, Jamie's affected. If
you can't handle it, you can't handle it, dude. We
all looked into Emily's studio today and what we saw

(11:19):
is really it's madness. Brilliant, it's madness. You're at work, Listen,
you want to make a gourmet meal for yourself at home.
I think we all understand.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's great, good for you becauseware bring it in leftovers.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, but Emily has constructed She had her own buffet
line basically going. It was so crazy in her studio
with at least ten components.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
The amount of ingredients she had. It was like you
were in the group. I was looking in the fucking
grocery store like at like a salardy.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Jamie's never seen anything. It was so serious. I think
you filmed that that crazy what what is going on now?
Can you just be normal? It's cereal man Cereal McMuffin
from McDonald.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Muffin from McDonald's. I wanted to recreate something that I
really liked to eat once in a while. At this
restaurant I go to in La Mesa, shout out curbside,
they do this thing called an avocado crunch and it's
their new brunch item. And it's pieces of pea bread
that's been toasted crispy, and then you put smashed avocado
on it and then chopped up finally chopped up hardwooed egg,

(12:27):
chopped up cucumber, chopped up red onion, and then a
spice mixture that I made previously about the bacon and
the bacon that's crispy. And I made it all yesterday, yesterday.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I prepped, prepped everything.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Seven compartments to it. It took an hour.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Only spent this much time caring about this job as
much as as much as she cares about.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah,
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