January 9, 2025 • 20 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about a certain celebrity that went in for one surgery but got a second one... on the house???
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is pretty incredible. I gotta be honest with you.
A pretty big name celebrity has come out and said
kind of admitted to having a very special kind of surgery,
and people cannot get over it. And what she even
brought up isn't even really what what she was talking about, Like,
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it doesn't make any sense. I cannot believe she was
talking about that. But this is a pretty big deal. Listen,
your lady parts, your vaginas. Some can look pretty nice.
Some can look like, I don't know, like a catchers mid.
I mean some some aren't the pretty, I'm sorry to say,
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without a doubt, without a doubt, And this celebrity decided
to talk about her vagina surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Past completely uncensored and being filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts. Now here's how body parts works, guy,
is it? Guys? We have audies, women, you have any
(01:17):
Oh yeah, most of your parts are in tucked away,
tucked away for you know, for privacy. Ours are just out. Yeah,
we're just out all over the place. We're all out there. Okay, Now,
there are some women who do have a little extra
(01:37):
uh space going on down there. They got extra stuff
going on, you know where you know, all I can
recall some some vaginas that I've seen where you're just like, wow,
we got did you sit in bubble gum? Or do
we have a horse and apple here? What do we have?
What is going on down there? There's a lot, there's
a lot to behold, you know, and you know, I
(02:01):
mean it literally looks like the Starlac pit. You know,
you're just like, Holy God.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Now, now here's a question about the wild ones the
Sarlac pits. If you will, Uh, could it ever be
to the point where you would say no, thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Or visually?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Does it not really matter for me? And I'm only
speaking for myself, yes, or it can respond as well.
Yes to me, older is way worse than visual. Okay,
so we got no older problems clean, you just got
crazy lips like some flappers or something. Yeah, flappers like
(02:41):
RB's big Montana.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, if you will, I was thinking more like curtains
when you leave the window open, you know, Yes, that's
what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
With that wild I think I would be more like, uh, surprised,
if you will, or off put by a large taorush
know before where it looks like a giant thumb or
almost like a mini penis. We're like, whoa, what the
hell is that? That's well, like, what do I even
do to that thing?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You got to thumb down there? You think you're walking away?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I would be a little bit more concerned. And then
wacky lips. Okay, neither.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I mean there's grossing. Odor is gross, Yes, odors. I
have gone to full like reverse where I'm going down.
I get down to the that area and do the
because I'm like, whoa, olders way gross. Now that doesn't
mean I still don't have sex, but odor is just gross.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm not gonna. I don't put my face down there.
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I don't put my face down, but I look, I
look at my package, and I say, I look at
my package, and I say, you're going in, buddy, good luck.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And then we you know you're the bait. Yeah, you
gotta go in, and you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You're taking one for the team tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's what I tell good guy. Been there, Oh yeah,
been there?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, So visually, yeah, it's not gonna and and you know,
I I don't have to spend an extraordinary amount of
time down there.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Dining. I can just you know, shove my business in
like Thor's saying, and it all feels the same.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now, I feel like if you came across a thumb
clotorus that that would be a good thing. Like I
was thinking the same thing, because you like, are you
kind of you pleasing her?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Should be like super easy.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's gross because you don't know why it's like that.
And most of the time it's because chicks taking steroids
or something like a lot of female China's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't know where I would see her. Oh okay,
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Both really good for her, didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, so no, I have not seen her clatorous.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now I can't wait to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if you want to look at it
can be a penis really okay, you could have sex
with China and have her take care of you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So we're not excited when we see the the elbow
clatorus because we're having weird thoughts about steroids.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Or I feel like I could take care of a
clatorus either, whatever, I'm not. I have confidence in my skills, okay,
So I don't need it to be extraordinary for me.
To please you. Yeah. So no, that that that's like
something you don't see very often. So you see that
and you're like, huh okay, whoa. Well, you know if
I see if I see the Arby's roast beef sandwich,
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I'm like, whoa, Okay, yeah, And it's almost like a
Venus flight traffic.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
It's gonna get you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Are you scared at all a little, But I'm going
to get in there, just like chew on. You know,
you got no choice. You gotta go. Yeah, it's like
big chew put a dip in a dip. I don't know. Listen, Wow,
that's weird, okay, But they come in all varieties. You're
coming all. You know, you get a pretty vagina, you're like,
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you're happy, Like, look at that. I don't mind dining
at this restaurant.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
What's a pretty vagina? Is that like small lips and small.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I think a pretty vagina is most everything is on
the ind inside is nice and kept. Yeah, and you're
well kept, obviously groomed and things like that, And then
you know, I'm ready to dine at this restaurant. He
has an a on the window.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I have a question, does color matter?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was just thinking that that's a great question. You
want a nice pink pink, you know, it's like a
well you go, okay, that's that's cooked to my perfection.
You get a darker cook on the vagina that one
is is not as great. Well no, I mean just
like yeah again, you know you're never going to turn
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down every stack, you know, But but then you go, Okay,
I'm not sure what's going on there? You know, did
we sit on the fire? You don't know why we
would sit on I mean I've seen some crazy stuff, okay,
So I don't know. There's a There is a variety
of things going on, some good, some not so good. Okay,
(07:16):
But your preference is a nice light pink. Get a
nice pink, nice nice okay, Okay, all right, I'd like
to see your guys vaginas so I could see, like
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, you know, I thought about it for a minute.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, there has already seen mine, so I think we're
we're mostly okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was fine. I know she's very moist, very moist.
According to her.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I have nothing negative to say about it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It was jarring. Yeah, well, anytime you're not expecting to
see a vagina and you see a vagina. It was
it was very white, Oh really up there, like like
it hasn't seen the sun.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Hasn't seen the sun in a long time, very white
and like it looked like what you thinks, guys, vagina
would look like you know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's not good. That means I would imagine to be
very hairy. But according to.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, not that day, not that day, not that day.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was she takes care of some business.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, well this was back when I had the wax
pass at the European Waxing Center. But then COVID came
and then I felt weird about stranger breathing so close
to my vagina, so I stopped going to the European
Waxing Center.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
That bro Yeah, so Skuy's vagina's fine. I feel like
Emily would say here, she has a pretty pussy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She said that before.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think white pussy is pretty.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I don't think it's the best looking pussy I've ever
seen because I watched, because I watched porn, and I
watched lesbian porn.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What's a good pussy to you?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The way you described a nice a nice pink little
everything everything kept looking good and nothing flopping around.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, little flappers.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You don't have you don't have mud flaps.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't think I have mudflaps. I don't think I
have the smallest flaps though.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Really yeah, they're not as tiny as like some of
those ones i've seen them.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Poor. I gotta be honest. I'm fascinated. I really want
to check this thing out. Yeah, spoil the space, you know.
We'll get in there. Not with my my my penis.
I'm not trying to have sex with this.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That would be crossing.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Sorry, get in there. Maybe have one of those likes,
you know, like a miner. You're a minor. What are
you doing or are you like.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
What kind of almost I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Exploring the space. Okay, chill out. I'm not saying it's cavernous.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Like that's what you're saying. I would like mine. I
would like to be smaller though.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I would like to your vagina.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I would almost like that to happen because I want
to honestly know you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I can give you an honest because like.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
My man Robert is gonna obviously vagina is everything. I
like an outsider's perspective on my vagina.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would love to get you know, I would love
to give that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I should have a website called vagina.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Today knows it's yours.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
But then there's gonna be things you see that. Are
you imagine having to rate my dick? Oh god, no,
thank you. Anyway. The reason why I'm talking about all
this is, like I said, there was a female celebrity
that was talking about having a vagina surgery, because there
is a surgery you could have as a female to
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reduce your labby Ah, what's happening? Laps? Do you know
what alabia is? I think it's your lips? I don't
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know you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Emily said she wanted to show you her vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You get started before you could have labia reduction surgery?
Did you know that was? Yeah, you're going to look
into this. That's a big, fat lips. Okay, I think
that's fat. You have some floppers, flappers?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
You worked done down there?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Really you said it bounce back down there. It's been
a while things about I know what I mean, like
from from my hey, I was getting after it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, that is the thing, labia reduction surgery. If you
got some massive flappers like they'll they'll they'll cut them off. Yeah,
I don't know if that's exactly how the surgery works.
Any But I don't think you just just like cutting bank.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, it's not the same.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm pretty sure. I'm okay, you don't know. Have you
had it? No, exactly, Thank you very much. The celebrity
that we are referring to that has come out and
talked about her labia reduction surgery, which is insane, Which
isn't even what she was talking about, Like her point
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of bringing it up had nothing to do with actual
labia reduction surgery, which is insane, Like that should be
the main focus of this conversay, it wasn't. We're referring
to Brookshields. Brooks, can you believe that?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, so Brookshields has a memoir coming out next week.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You don't have to tell.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Selling books brookshield book this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, so this is incredible.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
So the deal is this book is really all about
aging and like a lot of uh, you know, female
celebrities that are getting older are speaking out about aging, Like, yeah,
why aren't we talking about menopause? Why didn't nobody tell
me this was a thing like blah blah.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Blah and a book. No one told you about it?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, they knew it was a thing, but nobody really knows,
like how long it lasts, when does it start?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Doctor google it? Yeah it's rocket size.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, you just assume things about things that you don't know,
Like I assumed I knew about menopause.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I clearly fucking knew nothing about me. I'm well eventually
after I realized that menop wanted before you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, like menopause doesn't even start till it's over, basically,
like all the shitty symptoms and everybody complains about that's
not even menopause.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's all the ship that happens before. Really I know that, Yeah, Perry.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Menopause is there. But anyway, so celebrities are like talking
about this. It's their job to now, you know, relate
and education. Brookshield's book is going to be called Brookshields
is not allowed to get old thoughts on aging as
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a woman, Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Brook nobody gives a about you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So basically she is talking about and wanted to share
the story.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
In her heyday, she was smoking hogh. Right, she's a
big Are.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You into her? Like where you in there?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I never was not even because I mean, you're right.
In the eighties early eighties, she was a massive star,
and like, you know, she was a model for George As.
She's a big chick. Yeah, she's tall. Yeah, And I
know I had a thing for big chicks, for tall chicks.
But but I but I quenched that thirst. I took
down an Amazon and I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I'm good, sorry, Brookshields.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
She was talling me. Really yeah, but I was fascinated
looks alike, and I conquered that that mountain literally good, wow, good,
big chick rich six two. Oh wow, that's incredible, really tall. Yeah,
it wasn't that different laying down. Yeah, Well, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Shields wanted to talk about aging because she said she
had something unbelievable happened to her where a doctor actually
performed a procedure on her that she didn't request, and
then the doctor thought she would be stoked because as
an older woman, clearly she needed this. So she shares
Eddie that in her later forties, she finally decided to
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do something that she's always wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And that is the labia reduction surgery.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
She says that she would suffer discomfort and chafing because
her lips were so big, and it started back in
like high school.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Why would she want to talk about this.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Again because this is this gets her to the point
of her story, Like she's saying this as like, so
I went in to get my nails done and then
this is.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Crazy thing happened, right, But obviously everybody is going to
be like, wait.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
What, Like you were so big it was causing it
was hanging out your underwear and chafing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, that's what it sounds.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Like, almost right, Yeah, like that's wild.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That makes me feel so much better about my leave ya.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, well again, but here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So she finally addressed it in the forties, So in
her forties. So think about the guys who knew her
in her hot hand day they got to hook up
with fucking Brooks Shields the panties come off.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
How did that not get out?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
The lady a flapping? Seriously, Yeah, that's wild, that's wild. Yeah,
that and that must have made that big hat. Wait,
you're putting it on like a hat like it's ye
I could.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I could confidently say Sky's lab is not that Okay,
she did not have flapping around sky swim cat.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh a swim cat Okay, Okay, So she drops that
like nobody's gonna fucking do a forty minute podcast about it,
talking about ridiculous things, wearing it like a hat. Okay,
so she just like kind of glosses over that, like
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Never needs a parachute. Well, now she built it, but
back then she wouldn't. She could have jumped out of
a plane and then just been like, it's pretty crazy.
You really.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
The parachute really dark Knight, She's like Batman's sidekick for later. Yeah,
lady lady, that's there. Yeah, yeah, you figured it out
the double.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
L Yeah, that's so cool, so cool. Yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
So anyway, she drops that, just going in for a
regular labia reduction.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Surgery, okay, and then she.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Said in her post stop checkup, she was, you know,
talking about like the discomfort and how there was more Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But how there was a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Again you don't know do it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And you just throw it on it's not spaghetti, Okay,
what are you doing? Yeah, as a doctor, that's what
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So she was, I guess having a little bit more
pain discomfort in areas that she didn't think she was
going to experience discomfort me. Yeah, And so she goes
in for her post stop checkup and she's talking to
the doc her and I guess the doctor gets a
little smirk and goes, oh, yeah, I forgot to tell
you I hooked you up and threw in a little
too fur for you. When I was down there doing
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that procedure, I decided to hook you up with a
vagina tightening procedure.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, a little extra stitch, yes, Emily, you're writing this down.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Funny, I don't need a vachina.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
We don't know. Well, I know, I'm gonna let you
know after I explore space whether or not you should
get an extra stitch.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I don't think you'll be able to tell that way, Okay,
I don't think it would tell.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Hey, listen, I feel like I'm an expert in this area.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I think I'm plenty tight. Okay, okay, plenty tight.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm sure I'm sure you will.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well Brookshield said she was plenty tight too. She said,
I never gave the doctor any indication crazy that I
needed to be a tighten smaller farmer. But he thought
because she was a woman in her forties, that she
would appreciate this and win and did it without.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He's not like, thanks due, why not? You absolutely you
don't give consent. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sueing.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I'm suing, but I'm happy, Like I'm suing because they
did it and I can get money. But I'm still
happy about it because it's like I didn't even.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Know twenty four over again. Yeah that's great. Wow you
don't like this guy?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, I don't like this, Like you don't tell me
you my body, my choice?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Like you don't all stretched down though? Who says everybody
says we bounced back? No bouts back? Not always. This
guy had their vaginal birth.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, that's right about.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
That, and with the boo in there every weekday?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah? Everyone anymore? I don't see it. I don't know, rude,
I haven't seen your vagina thor has. What do you
want me to do? So I'll get in there with
you too if you want.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I don't know my bad well, Brook said, shut up.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Brook said that she would be lying if sharing this
was embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
For her, But it's not the labia part.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
No, I guess, I mean, I guess it's way more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Who cares about this other thing? Like honestly, where everybody's
kind of like, well, that's kind of cool. Listen, it's
not it's not cool that he did it, but in
the end, it's kind of cool. You know. This Labia
thing though, like that's wild. Yeah, Like that's the part
that should be the embarrassing part, right, the parachute. Yeah,
Well, this is pretty incredible. I gotta be honest with you.
A pretty big name celebrity has come out and said
kind of admitted to having a very special kind of surgery,
and people cannot get over it. And what she even
brought up isn't even really what what she was talking about, Like,
(00:21):
it doesn't make any sense. I cannot believe she was
talking about that. But this is a pretty big deal. Listen,
your lady parts, your vaginas. Some can look pretty nice.
Some can look like, I don't know, like a catchers mid.
I mean some some aren't the pretty, I'm sorry to say,
(00:43):
without a doubt, without a doubt, And this celebrity decided
to talk about her vagina surgery.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Past completely uncensored and being filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts. Now here's how body parts works, guy,
is it? Guys? We have audies, women, you have any
(01:17):
Oh yeah, most of your parts are in tucked away,
tucked away for you know, for privacy. Ours are just out. Yeah,
we're just out all over the place. We're all out there. Okay, Now,
there are some women who do have a little extra
(01:37):
uh space going on down there. They got extra stuff
going on, you know where you know, all I can
recall some some vaginas that I've seen where you're just like, wow,
we got did you sit in bubble gum? Or do
we have a horse and apple here? What do we have?
What is going on down there? There's a lot, there's
a lot to behold, you know, and you know, I
(02:01):
mean it literally looks like the Starlac pit. You know,
you're just like, Holy God.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Now, now here's a question about the wild ones the
Sarlac pits. If you will, Uh, could it ever be
to the point where you would say no, thank you?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Or visually?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Does it not really matter for me? And I'm only
speaking for myself, yes, or it can respond as well.
Yes to me, older is way worse than visual. Okay,
so we got no older problems clean, you just got
crazy lips like some flappers or something. Yeah, flappers like
(02:41):
RB's big Montana.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, if you will, I was thinking more like curtains
when you leave the window open, you know, Yes, that's
what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
With that wild I think I would be more like, uh, surprised,
if you will, or off put by a large taorush
know before where it looks like a giant thumb or
almost like a mini penis. We're like, whoa, what the
hell is that? That's well, like, what do I even
do to that thing?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You got to thumb down there? You think you're walking away?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I would be a little bit more concerned. And then
wacky lips. Okay, neither.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I mean there's grossing. Odor is gross, Yes, odors. I
have gone to full like reverse where I'm going down.
I get down to the that area and do the
because I'm like, whoa, olders way gross. Now that doesn't
mean I still don't have sex, but odor is just gross.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm not gonna. I don't put my face down there.
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I don't put my face down, but I look, I
look at my package, and I say, I look at
my package, and I say, you're going in, buddy, good luck.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And then we you know you're the bait. Yeah, you
gotta go in, and you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You're taking one for the team tonight.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That's what I tell good guy. Been there, Oh yeah,
been there?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Okay, So visually, yeah, it's not gonna and and you know,
I I don't have to spend an extraordinary amount of
time down there.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Dining. I can just you know, shove my business in
like Thor's saying, and it all feels the same.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now, I feel like if you came across a thumb
clotorus that that would be a good thing. Like I
was thinking the same thing, because you like, are you
kind of you pleasing her?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Should be like super easy.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It's gross because you don't know why it's like that.
And most of the time it's because chicks taking steroids
or something like a lot of female China's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't know where I would see her. Oh okay,
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Both really good for her, didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, so no, I have not seen her clatorous.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now I can't wait to get it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know if you want to look at it
can be a penis really okay, you could have sex
with China and have her take care of you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
So we're not excited when we see the the elbow
clatorus because we're having weird thoughts about steroids.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Or I feel like I could take care of a
clatorus either, whatever, I'm not. I have confidence in my skills, okay,
So I don't need it to be extraordinary for me.
To please you. Yeah. So no, that that that's like
something you don't see very often. So you see that
and you're like, huh okay, whoa. Well, you know if
I see if I see the Arby's roast beef sandwich,
(05:40):
I'm like, whoa, Okay, yeah, And it's almost like a
Venus flight traffic.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
It's gonna get you.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Are you scared at all a little, But I'm going
to get in there, just like chew on. You know,
you got no choice. You gotta go. Yeah, it's like
big chew put a dip in a dip. I don't know. Listen, Wow,
that's weird, okay, But they come in all varieties. You're
coming all. You know, you get a pretty vagina, you're like,
(06:07):
you're happy, Like, look at that. I don't mind dining
at this restaurant.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
What's a pretty vagina? Is that like small lips and small.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I think a pretty vagina is most everything is on
the ind inside is nice and kept. Yeah, and you're
well kept, obviously groomed and things like that, And then
you know, I'm ready to dine at this restaurant. He
has an a on the window.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I have a question, does color matter?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was just thinking that that's a great question. You
want a nice pink pink, you know, it's like a
well you go, okay, that's that's cooked to my perfection.
You get a darker cook on the vagina that one
is is not as great. Well no, I mean just
like yeah again, you know you're never going to turn
(06:55):
down every stack, you know, But but then you go, Okay,
I'm not sure what's going on there? You know, did
we sit on the fire? You don't know why we
would sit on I mean I've seen some crazy stuff, okay,
So I don't know. There's a There is a variety
of things going on, some good, some not so good. Okay,
(07:16):
But your preference is a nice light pink. Get a
nice pink, nice nice okay, Okay, all right, I'd like
to see your guys vaginas so I could see, like
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, you know, I thought about it for a minute.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well, there has already seen mine, so I think we're
we're mostly okay.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It was fine. I know she's very moist, very moist.
According to her.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I have nothing negative to say about it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It was jarring. Yeah, well, anytime you're not expecting to
see a vagina and you see a vagina. It was
it was very white, Oh really up there, like like
it hasn't seen the sun.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Hasn't seen the sun in a long time, very white
and like it looked like what you thinks, guys, vagina
would look like you know.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's not good. That means I would imagine to be
very hairy. But according to.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, not that day, not that day, not that day.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It was she takes care of some business.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, well this was back when I had the wax
pass at the European Waxing Center. But then COVID came
and then I felt weird about stranger breathing so close
to my vagina, so I stopped going to the European
Waxing Center.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
That bro Yeah, so Skuy's vagina's fine. I feel like
Emily would say here, she has a pretty pussy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She said that before.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I think white pussy is pretty.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I don't think it's the best looking pussy I've ever
seen because I watched, because I watched porn, and I
watched lesbian porn.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What's a good pussy to you?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The way you described a nice a nice pink little
everything everything kept looking good and nothing flopping around.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, little flappers.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You don't have you don't have mud flaps.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't think I have mudflaps. I don't think I
have the smallest flaps though.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Really yeah, they're not as tiny as like some of
those ones i've seen them.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Poor. I gotta be honest. I'm fascinated. I really want
to check this thing out. Yeah, spoil the space, you know.
We'll get in there. Not with my my my penis.
I'm not trying to have sex with this.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That would be crossing.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Sorry, get in there. Maybe have one of those likes,
you know, like a miner. You're a minor. What are
you doing or are you like.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
What kind of almost I'm.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Exploring the space. Okay, chill out. I'm not saying it's cavernous.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Like that's what you're saying. I would like mine. I
would like to be smaller though.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I would like to your vagina.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I would almost like that to happen because I want
to honestly know you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I can give you an honest because like.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
My man Robert is gonna obviously vagina is everything. I
like an outsider's perspective on my vagina.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would love to get you know, I would love
to give that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I should have a website called vagina.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Today knows it's yours.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
But then there's gonna be things you see that. Are
you imagine having to rate my dick? Oh god, no,
thank you. Anyway. The reason why I'm talking about all
this is, like I said, there was a female celebrity
that was talking about having a vagina surgery, because there
is a surgery you could have as a female to
(10:13):
reduce your labby Ah, what's happening? Laps? Do you know
what alabia is? I think it's your lips? I don't
(10:34):
know you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Emily said she wanted to show you her vagina.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
You get started before you could have labia reduction surgery?
Did you know that was? Yeah, you're going to look
into this. That's a big, fat lips. Okay, I think
that's fat. You have some floppers, flappers?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
You worked done down there?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Really you said it bounce back down there. It's been
a while things about I know what I mean, like
from from my hey, I was getting after it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, that is the thing, labia reduction surgery. If you
got some massive flappers like they'll they'll they'll cut them off. Yeah,
I don't know if that's exactly how the surgery works.
Any But I don't think you just just like cutting bank.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
No, it's not the same.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm pretty sure. I'm okay, you don't know. Have you
had it? No, exactly, Thank you very much. The celebrity
that we are referring to that has come out and
talked about her labia reduction surgery, which is insane, Which
isn't even what she was talking about, Like her point
(11:54):
of bringing it up had nothing to do with actual
labia reduction surgery, which is insane, Like that should be
the main focus of this conversay, it wasn't. We're referring
to Brookshields. Brooks, can you believe that?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, so Brookshields has a memoir coming out next week.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You don't have to tell.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Selling books brookshield book this.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, so this is incredible.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
So the deal is this book is really all about
aging and like a lot of uh, you know, female
celebrities that are getting older are speaking out about aging, Like, yeah,
why aren't we talking about menopause? Why didn't nobody tell
me this was a thing like blah blah.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Blah and a book. No one told you about it?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Well, they knew it was a thing, but nobody really knows,
like how long it lasts, when does it start?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Doctor google it? Yeah it's rocket size.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, you just assume things about things that you don't know,
Like I assumed I knew about menopause.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I clearly fucking knew nothing about me. I'm well eventually
after I realized that menop wanted before you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, like menopause doesn't even start till it's over, basically,
like all the shitty symptoms and everybody complains about that's
not even menopause.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That's all the ship that happens before. Really I know that, Yeah, Perry.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Menopause is there. But anyway, so celebrities are like talking
about this. It's their job to now, you know, relate
and education. Brookshield's book is going to be called Brookshields
is not allowed to get old thoughts on aging as
(13:38):
a woman, Hey.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Brook nobody gives a about you.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
So basically she is talking about and wanted to share
the story.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
In her heyday, she was smoking hogh. Right, she's a
big Are.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You into her? Like where you in there?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I never was not even because I mean, you're right.
In the eighties early eighties, she was a massive star,
and like, you know, she was a model for George As.
She's a big chick. Yeah, she's tall. Yeah, And I
know I had a thing for big chicks, for tall chicks.
But but I but I quenched that thirst. I took
down an Amazon and I was like.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I'm good, sorry, Brookshields.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
She was talling me. Really yeah, but I was fascinated
looks alike, and I conquered that that mountain literally good, wow, good,
big chick rich six two. Oh wow, that's incredible, really tall. Yeah,
it wasn't that different laying down. Yeah, Well, Brooks.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Shields wanted to talk about aging because she said she
had something unbelievable happened to her where a doctor actually
performed a procedure on her that she didn't request, and
then the doctor thought she would be stoked because as
an older woman, clearly she needed this. So she shares
Eddie that in her later forties, she finally decided to
(15:07):
do something that she's always wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And that is the labia reduction surgery.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
She says that she would suffer discomfort and chafing because
her lips were so big, and it started back in
like high school.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Why would she want to talk about this.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Again because this is this gets her to the point
of her story, Like she's saying this as like, so
I went in to get my nails done and then
this is.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Crazy thing happened, right, But obviously everybody is going to
be like, wait.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
What, Like you were so big it was causing it
was hanging out your underwear and chafing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, that's what it sounds.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Like, almost right, Yeah, like that's wild.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That makes me feel so much better about my leave ya.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, well again, but here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
So she finally addressed it in the forties, So in
her forties. So think about the guys who knew her
in her hot hand day they got to hook up
with fucking Brooks Shields the panties come off.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
How did that not get out?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
The lady a flapping? Seriously, Yeah, that's wild, that's wild. Yeah,
that and that must have made that big hat. Wait,
you're putting it on like a hat like it's ye
I could.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I could confidently say Sky's lab is not that Okay,
she did not have flapping around sky swim cat.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Oh a swim cat Okay, Okay, So she drops that
like nobody's gonna fucking do a forty minute podcast about it,
talking about ridiculous things, wearing it like a hat. Okay,
so she just like kind of glosses over that, like
that happened.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Never needs a parachute. Well, now she built it, but
back then she wouldn't. She could have jumped out of
a plane and then just been like, it's pretty crazy.
You really.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
The parachute really dark Knight, She's like Batman's sidekick for later. Yeah,
lady lady, that's there. Yeah, yeah, you figured it out
the double.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
L Yeah, that's so cool, so cool. Yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
So anyway, she drops that, just going in for a
regular labia reduction.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Surgery, okay, and then she.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Said in her post stop checkup, she was, you know,
talking about like the discomfort and how there was more Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
But how there was a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Again you don't know do it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And you just throw it on it's not spaghetti, Okay,
what are you doing? Yeah, as a doctor, that's what
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
So she was, I guess having a little bit more
pain discomfort in areas that she didn't think she was
going to experience discomfort me. Yeah, And so she goes
in for her post stop checkup and she's talking to
the doc her and I guess the doctor gets a
little smirk and goes, oh, yeah, I forgot to tell
you I hooked you up and threw in a little
too fur for you. When I was down there doing
(18:09):
that procedure, I decided to hook you up with a
vagina tightening procedure.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, a little extra stitch, yes, Emily, you're writing this down.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Funny, I don't need a vachina.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
We don't know. Well, I know, I'm gonna let you
know after I explore space whether or not you should
get an extra stitch.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
I don't think you'll be able to tell that way, Okay,
I don't think it would tell.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Hey, listen, I feel like I'm an expert in this area.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I think I'm plenty tight. Okay, okay, plenty tight.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm sure I'm sure you will.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well Brookshield said she was plenty tight too. She said,
I never gave the doctor any indication crazy that I
needed to be a tighten smaller farmer. But he thought
because she was a woman in her forties, that she
would appreciate this and win and did it without.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
He's not like, thanks due, why not? You absolutely you
don't give consent. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sueing.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I'm suing, but I'm happy, Like I'm suing because they
did it and I can get money. But I'm still
happy about it because it's like I didn't even.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Know twenty four over again. Yeah that's great. Wow you
don't like this guy?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, I don't like this, Like you don't tell me
you my body, my choice?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Like you don't all stretched down though? Who says everybody
says we bounced back? No bouts back? Not always. This
guy had their vaginal birth.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah, that's right about.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
That, and with the boo in there every weekday?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah? Everyone anymore? I don't see it. I don't know, rude,
I haven't seen your vagina thor has. What do you
want me to do? So I'll get in there with
you too if you want.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I don't know my bad well, Brook said, shut up.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Brook said that she would be lying if sharing this
was embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
For her, But it's not the labia part.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
No, I guess, I mean, I guess it's way more embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Who cares about this other thing? Like honestly, where everybody's
kind of like, well, that's kind of cool. Listen, it's
not it's not cool that he did it, but in
the end, it's kind of cool. You know. This Labia
thing though, like that's wild. Yeah, Like that's the part
that should be the embarrassing part, right, the parachute. Yeah,
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