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March 13, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we prepare you for the best show of the year, Kegs And Eggs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is everybody ready for tomorrow? God, I don't. I Like,
mentally I'm not there yet.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, I'm only halfway there.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Like I'm excited, yes, but I'm like mentally not ready
to see what's gonna happen tomorrow at Kegs and Eggs.
So let's kind of help get there with a little
maybe bts of what Kegs and Eggs looks like for
all of us. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the podcast a.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Year completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
The show's after show starts. Now.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, we're still trying to figure out how many Kegs
and eggs this is. I think I figured it out.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Because I was doing the math and it's my brain
gave up.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, I heard a commercial this morning. It said it's
the twelfth annual and that's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
And its Eddie's been so mad about this, Like the
last two hours. We even moved on with a subject,
Sky are talking about something else and randomly brought back.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Up Yeah, because you proclaim that I don't know anybody,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
He's not happy. I tell you that right now.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Emily leaves a lot of time during the commercial go
in the other studio and do some work. And when
this commercial airs for Kegs and Eggs, and every time
they get to twelfth annual bullshit, like Eddie like breaks
the spring in his fucking brain. Is crazy. It's like
really getting to him. So he had to add it up.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know it's thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Okay, you take thirteen and.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Really could be fourteen if you count the virtual Kegs
and eggs, which we don't. Yeah, and so if you don't,
it's thirteen. Wow. So who the fuck said that?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, I don't know. No one cares. Well, I know
you care, but you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Know this is my legacy.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I think your children are your legacy.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, Kegs and Eggs will live longer I think than anyone.
Oh and then Eddie one, yeah, I mean it with alcohol,
that's right, baby, baby, Yeah. Yeah. So tomorrow is gonna
be a lot like it starts for me at like
five a m. When I have to swing by Emily's

(02:15):
house and pick her up. This is this has become
a tradition. That's really annoying. You're telling me.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
And the way she asked you, it's always like she
kind of ask you, like like a week, are we
doing this? Are we doing this and you're like, and
then you always play choy that you don't know well,
and then and then and then today, and then today
she goes, so you picked me up?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, and then she and then I say, yes, Emily,
I'm gonna pick you up. And then she always does
the same thing where she goes, you don't have to
pick me up?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are you sure?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't problem?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
And you know you're not here. I know you're not.
You're lying? You do mind if I don't pick you
up at uber like you'd be pissed.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I prefer your nice luxury truck.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Is I know? Well, and you spending money, it's gonna
put you in a mood. I don't want that. I
want you ready to go.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, Well, now she could take a couple of shots
before she leaves the uh for the broadcast.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, I think she drinks in my truck.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I think yeah. Last year I thought she was buzzed
before we got Probably she was.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
So what is that scene like? Because I know, Eddie,
when you get to work every day and come in
the office, we enjoy silence at that point in the morning.
What is what you and Emily in the cart?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know how Emily is, so she's one of my
best friends. Yeah, but because we're in a different environment,
different situation, she's gonna be weird.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Oh like anxiety weird Emily.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It's like talking a million miles an hour, and like
she she doesn't want it, just to be chilled.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And fidgeting.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
In the truck.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
How many times does she put her makeup on, closing
the makeup thing and then close the visor.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'll give you over under ten, Yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Say over ten, over closes it and oh yeah, she
comes in, My god, what that is? Yeah, she comes
in lips.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't know what tip, what is that?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
As soon as she opens as soon as she opens
the card door, I don't know what it is. As
soon as she opens the car door, she probably goes,
oh my god, this is two am because Robert fucking
coughed like an idiot and then took a ship on
the floor and I stepped in it and I can't
let you pay what happens?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And then it goes on until we get here. You
get there the.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Broadcast, she could be kind of normal again, ye kind
of know.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Then we get work, Emily.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
If we're in public, Emily has to act like she's
an actual producer, and she's there to help as much
as she can, and all of a sudden she'll do
She'll say, she'll do things that she has no idea
or business how to do. Well, that's completely Can you
do this for me? Which I like something I always
do and I could do it. I could do it.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Nobody I want to, like, these are my times to shine.
I feel like when we do you never do we
did the ready give it back when I actually.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Tasked, you're good at that. That's the one show shows
a year. You're really good. She'll give you that.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
She'll get to a broadcast and Sky does all the
news and Emily of like, oh, actually did some news today.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I think.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
We didn't need you what she's setting up the chairs,
set up the chair just doesn't microphone busy, I'll go
get everybody.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Waters actually have already printed out our little grid.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Thing like where is this Monday Friday in the studio, Like.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
We could write in what we're gonna do and to
schedule out the show, which.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Which I know, which I know probably annoy Sky because
Sky likes to write it down herself and do it
her own way.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I left it Sky.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Sky wants her own paper.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Sky stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I am excited for Kegs and Eggs this year because
you know, the past couple of years, the table has
been taken over by Emily's fucking massive laptop. I hear
she got a new.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
They're not magnifying glass.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
There may be room for my cup of coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Was like a big screen.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
It was to see what was going on.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I mean I could see normal. So that happens. Then
when we released the hounds and everybody comes in, that's
when things all right, let's go. As soon as I
cracked the mic for the opening break, it happens. The

(06:40):
p ones immediately start coming up and handing us dring
and it's on and.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Like we'll have one in our hand, I don't give
and they'll come up and put another one right in
front of us, to the point where at one point
there'll be a line.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Of wild and it's if you can even believe it.
Eddie's almost easier than I am at Kegs and Eggs
because he doesn't say no. Sometimes no, you are, You're
fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm a shit show. Yeah, I admit it. I admit it.
Emily at one point will be so drunk and will go,
oh my god, Emily wasting not no.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
But there's two things that Emily get annoyed about. There's
two things that only gets annoyed about. She gets annoyed
when you tower you're drunk, when she's drunk, and then
she also gets annoyed the following time we see her
about us, being like, hey, you got really drunk, annoyed
it didn't all right?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
At some point she does recognize all right, you know,
because there's there is a moment when when drunk Emily
becomes too much human, like like we'll be having a
good time, like everyone's having fun, and then all of
a sudden, like I'm gonna start to get squeezed.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Really hard, hard, big squeezer.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
She's gonna yell at me randomly for no.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Reason, squeezed together.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's such a.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
All a dozen.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, won't be there, you'll break off. It's like a straw,
paper straw. There is also a moment in time, and
I can't predict when it's gonna happen. I don't know
what it's going to be. I will put on some
sort of crazy accessory.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't know that multiple times.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Somebody is gonna show up and they're gonna have a
hat or a scarf or glasses or like something funny
to me.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
You do that early on For the most it's good coming.
I was working through photos of kegs and eggs to
post the last few days, and I found one. And
you have on my big like seventies style square glasses
and you're next to Robert and your hand is lovingly like.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Sheep you guys, I don't even remember Robert being there. Wow,
I'm about free love that day so much. Anybody can
get it so much.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
L like the year never see Eddie take shots, but
kegs and eggs, multiple of like of hard liquor that
he never drinks.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, if you're cool with me, though, you know where
I'm going. I'm like in the sweeter shots, you know,
things like that.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I got like a buttery nipple.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Sure. My My big one is the Jaeger bombs. I
love I love it.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Okay, let's not do one six one.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I will one bomb bring it on, dude, but I don't. Yeah,
the Jamison shots. Those ones are too hard on me
up because like, I haven't even had a sip of
coffee yet, and I do a Jamie's shot shot and
it just burns all the way down. It's like you
could feel.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Can I and can I say something? Because I just
recalled something. I believe it was last year, maybe the
year before. Appreciate the drinks. That's so nice that you
bring them, but please don't bring over tequila shots that.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't get the shakes.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
You last your order the Irish pancakes, hold the pancakes.
And they brought you over butter and you were that's
a bull face.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
You never said you never saw that. I never people
just bring me butter.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We did it last year and one of the items
was the Irish gold butter. This was not on it.
In the back.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I'm like, dude, there was no back. I wasn't knowing
on it. In the back, there was no back. Everybody
was looking at us. I wasn't like that. I wasn't like.
I wasn't like Gollum with the ring.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I wasn't like that. I never seen. Yeah, you're like
worse store. Oh my god, I.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Was under the table.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It's very nice when people bring me like club sodas,
but like, I'm a germophobe, so if I don't, I'm
not going to take but a server, serve a server,
for sure, I don't know a server. I feel like
they're they're handling the clean. If you're drunk and you're
bringing something over, I don't trust that you accidentally didn't

(11:07):
like talk and people flew out of your mouth and
went into it.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I'm a German.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Sorry, so no butter, no things.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, tequila shots, I'm not doing No.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
No, let's let's try.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Come on. Let me stand in my zone, let me
stay in my zone.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
No means no if I but.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
More though, I'm okay for right now, I know. But
then after this one.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
He would come up every five minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah it's not yeah, no, I know iven' yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And then I even will come to me and be like, hey,
get Emily and Eddie to drink this, And I'll be like,
why am I going to get him to drink this?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
How did I? Can we talk about Sky for a minute?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I would like to Nobody knows what.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I don't understand Sky, Kegs and eggs. Now again, I'm
only there half the time.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Wait, I mean you're there the whole time, just mentally.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Even after ten you stay.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I don't know what Sky is that cas and Eggs
is she drunk. Is she high, she's sober? I don't know.
When does she leave? I have no she does. You
want to talk about an Irish goodbye? Fuck it? Sky
just will disappear even more Houdini style. Doesn't care. I
have no idea.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
This is what happens to me every year. So I
get a nice buzz on during Kegs and Eggs and USA,
and then I get drink this year, by the way,
and then I get guilted into like a shot here
and there, sipping shot, which I try and do but
I can only get like half of it down. It's
really so I'm nowhere on Eddie and Emily's level. But

(12:38):
I do get a nice little buzz on. So by
the end of the show, I have a nice crew
of p one friends who like to escort me outside
to enjoy some fresh air.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Was what I like? It's not really fresh air.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
No, no, it's air filled with marijuana smoke. So we
go and do that, and then here's I get in
a time warp when that happens. So I don't know
if five minutes have gone by, I don't know if
a half hour has gone by. But what happens every
fucking time after my smoke sash is. I come back
in and I'll either see Eddie or Emily or a

(13:14):
group of pe ones and I'll.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Be like, sky still here, dude, time I say that.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
And then you'll point out to everybody else dude, sky still.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
And then that'll go on.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
For a while.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
It happens every fucking year, and I'm like, yeah, I
never left. Yeah, so that's that's pretty much what happens there.
And then afterwards and then afterwards, Uh, the song and
dance happens with my husband because he'll pick me up
be my d d because we don't live too far away. Yeah,
normally we're there. Yeah, okay, get right, I'll suber there

(13:57):
in the morning and then he'll pick me up and
then the song and dance starts because he knows yeah,
and so he'll start.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
You know, you don't just give him road head on
the way home.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
That'd be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool. So yes,
the after broadcast time, I can't, I don't. I can't
talk about it because I don't think I'm there.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, you're closing it.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Down, yeah, you close it down. And then Emily takes
it to another place to like to like five the
next morning.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's correct. We'll go down the road there and mister
Beacha go get lunch or something and more drinks.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
There was one year Emily's first year on the show,
we had a kegs and eggs and Emily after the
show disappeared and we didn't know what happened to her. Lighthouse. Yes,
we were texting Emily like, you know, all throughout the day, hair,
are you okay? Where'd you go?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Where?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
What's happening? I mean, it was her first one, and
we knew how fucked up she was, so just couldn't.
And then about five thirty in the afternoon, she finally
texts back, Oh, still partying with p one t Rex
and the.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Crew, like a picture of them, and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Dude, we'll go.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
You're still going Newport be That was insane, dude, I've
never seen it that That was it was. It was
a lot have agency podcast. This never happened before? Is
this because we're talking about Emily's kegs and a
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