May 1, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about a concussion test he did at last nights game and decided to give one to Sky as well
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So guys, I'm basically a doctor. Well it's pretty impressive,
uh my doctoring skills.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is this like the time when you went to our
Halloween costume party and you were offering free mammograms?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I was. I did wear scrubs time Halloween thing
and that a sign that said free mammograms.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So really is this like that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Not on that level? You know? That's that's real expertise.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Those mammograms. I've heard. I've heard one of the ladies
in here got one.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, I don't crush like that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, don't squeeze too hard.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I use my mouth.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And have you ever cried during.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, she never has.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay we can't, we can't.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If you need one, still, I can still perform.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Your practice is still open.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Woll No, No, it's nothing like that. When you are
a little league coach, you have to take three different
health sort of courses to in case some emergency happens
or whatever. You're the one that was responsible. Like, guy,
you have a heart attack on the field, Guess who
gets to get in there and perform CPR and then
(01:08):
that what's called the paddles, the a d P or something.
I don't think I'm that guy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You're the paddle guy, clear.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Because you don't actually use paddles. You just put little
things on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But I need to rub them together.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's that's that's at the actual hospital. Well, I mean,
I don't think you want me doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know if any of it's to.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I made doctor because yesterday's game I performed a concussion test.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's time year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, Oh yeah, I basically could wear a lab coach
a lab, yeah, or something doctor'sthoscope or something. Sure. Yeah,
when you are a coach and this goes all the
way to Lily or to t Bowl, you have to
take three different courses every year to be cleared into
(02:22):
become a coach.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Every year every year.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
If you're like in the league and your kid just
started and you're going to coach every year until they
leave the league.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I've taken it. Probably what this is like my ninth year?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It would make me not want to go.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And how long is he?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I feel like it takes like eight hours?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, eight hours, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I had to go to some food handler. Fucking course
once when I yeah like it. There was some hepatitis
outbreak in San Diego and they required all servers for
a few years to go to, like on a Saturday,
eight hour food handler course where you learn all about temperatures.
Is this in the forties, No, this wasn't in the forties.
This was in the mid nineties.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
This isn't a in person thing. Everything's online now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Where So I would say, it takes like twenty minutes,
and then you have to take a test afterwards, which
I passed. I mean I've taken this nine times in
a row, so, I mean, you know, only twenty minutes.
I want to say, twenty putting.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Our kids lives. You're only sitting for twenty fucking minutes.
If you fail, you get to retake it until you
pass it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah. Yeah, good, off at the fields. I'll save his ass.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I got him twenty minute course.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm an expert. I
have a certificate. Okay. So the three courses are concussion
Awareness and Protocols, Heart Awareness and Protocols because heart issues
are one of the biggest killers of student athletes and athletes,
and general good it's crazy. And then the weirder one,
(03:59):
the weirdest one is is abuse awareness, like sexual abuse stuff.
You have to keep that kind of stuff. Yeah, that
one's kind of creepy one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We'll sta away from that topic.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, we're not going to come. So I think this
has ever really come up until yesterday when uh, the
concussion one is what will smith? It will happen? And
did you know that you might even be able to
(04:31):
get a concussion even if you don't hit your head? Facts,
how do.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I get a concussion without hitting my head?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The kind of drama trauma to the head or lack area,
things like this.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, okay, so there is some sort of like accident or.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're not just standing there and getting.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
More than I would. But is it a concussion?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's just your brain moving and hitting your pretty much
pretty pretty much?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, kind of. Uh So yesterday we had a you know,
very first play, very first inning. My leadoff batter gets
a hit, is running the first throw the first the
guy was standing on the bag, the first baseman, and
he plows right into him. Massive uh you know, collision
at first base both guys.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, really surprising, it's like the bag that you put
next to the first base.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I have that in softball, but I wasn't sure if
they had that. No, So you know, so there's this
big collision. Both guys go flying down whatever and my
guy's down.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do we have with kids?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They could be a little dramatic. So were the two
dramatic kids or was it like an actual No, my guys.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what, guy's a ballplayer and so he doesn't
want to come out. Yeah, so when he's down, I
know like that that probably hurt, and it was it
was hard because he was trying to beat out the throw.
So it was like because you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Know that kid of course, like you know the nurse
for you know, you know that kid were dry?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You know this kid, the kid who will he just
trips going on the first baseline, grabs his knees, crying.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Or it gets plunked, you know, and then all the
next thing, you know, tears, he does this thing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You don't need to mimic my child from a year
or two.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I have no record, I have no recollection of a
video you showed me. No, no, no, I don't remember
that video.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Was you laughing as hard as I've ever seen a personal.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, that there is thus kids, for sure, but this one,
this was they went down pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Outhold like Luisa Rise was researching at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know. So I go sprinting. He was out
from third base to all the way to first base.
Long run.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's breath yeah, major legue field.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now that's crazy. And so I get over there and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Know it's the first base coach.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So his dad is the first base coach. So his
dad starts screaming at the umpire instead of looking at
his kids. Can't do that his kids.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So his couch, his kids foaming out the mouth, and
all he's doing.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is you arguing, and he's arguing the plane running over
to the kids. I don't care about the actual what's
going up, but his dad, there's more that the kid
was blocking the pace, just like what it was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
My dad would do that. Tell me to get up,
you're fine, not being a baby.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You So kids down and I go over there. And
whenever a kid's hurt, I I have a go to
sort of thing that I do, which is I tell
them to breathe it out. Breathe it out. You're all right,
Not quite, but I could tell he was hurt. Yeah,
(08:19):
you know, he was clutching his jaw and I was like,
oh man, okay, so I don't know how he got
And then I look down and both of his elbows
are bleeding the way he went down. So I know that,
you know, kids not putting it on. I'm not going
to give some time here.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Still though, you got to hold it in, but you
got breathe. Your friends can't see what that means. Instead
of like letting it come out of your eyes and
start crying.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's it's you know. I always say, all right, it's
gonna go away. The pan is gonna go away. You're
all right, breathe out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I feel like this in this situation, if this was
Emily's sun reached, she would act in two different ways.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She would either sprint onto the.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Field or pushing me the way or or or or
she'd be embarrassed and put her head down.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She would have a great call.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I would want.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I wouldn't. I wouldn't spread down on the field, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I Also I would want to yell out, get the
funk off, You're fine.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
What I would depends on because this was a hard col.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would run to like around the dugout, so where
I'm at the fence, like as close as i can
get without the field, and I'll be sitting.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There like they're like stunned, like ready clutching myself. I have,
you know, but if you know that he's putting it on,
you're embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I have told parents to like kind of, I got it,
He's okay, you know, like relax because they want to
like you get there.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You'll get sky.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And on the YouTube she was scope her and then
have her withholding her and then nine one one yes.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right now skinner knees. Yeah, she's okay, stitches. I don't
know a knee transplant. So we're breathing it out.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, okay, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And then I get to the point of where like,
all are you doing? Okay? Okay? Can you sit up?
All right? You're good, you can sit up all right?
Here we go. Now I got to perform my concussion proto.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Cull doctors in that it's just the same protocol that
NFL players get.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I don't know, I don't know do they take the
court the twenty minute course.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I would assume. I would assume it's just like, what's
your name?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
First thing I gotta do, I gotta check the eyes,
because the eyes tell the whole story.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
If they're you know, well the eyes are what's a
bad story? Like what are they like if.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They're like not focusing, you know, kind of looking up
like the finger test where you got to follow my
finger with your eyes, just your eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
If he's a really good player, do you create him
on an edge?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No ever, I ever do that nice flutter once, no.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
One look at one way or the other one look
at the other.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Still hit. And then you ask him you do you
have any headaches? You feel dizzy at all? Nausea? Okay,
those are the three major signs of a concussion. All right,
so far we're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And if he says if he's a good player, and
he says, yeah, I am nauseous, but well, luckily it's
opposite day.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'll give you. I'll give you a little bit of pepto.
Get you back out there on the way bad corn
dog at lunch. So we go through all that, and
then I do ask him a couple of questions. All right,
what's your birthday. Okay, good? What's your middle name? I
don't know what his middle name is. I don't know
if he's running. I don't know if he's running wrong.
(11:32):
But if you gave me an answer, I feel like
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Or Eddie or his dad's whisper and the answer he
so arguing.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
The call over there. I don't know what's going on.
So and so we goot good and I go, all right,
are you feeling good? Okay, stand up woozy? No nothing, okay?
Then you just you're good, you know, I go, I
go do a little jog for me. There's a little jog.
All right, let's go.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
What is everybody?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What did you take your here?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
A lot to be tough, but that was serious.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
But like when a kid you're watching it gave it
a kid barely fucking trips or something on the ground
and everybody gets it's.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Usually the plunk if you get hit and you go down,
and then you know the kid that gets plunked and
then cries, all right, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I feel like it would be like, God, yeah, she's
so annoyed that this game stop.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We're all watching you. We all saw you got hit
in the back, You're okay, Like, yeah, breathe it out, okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And he's not that good of a player. You're hoping
he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
God, you need to sit. Wait, no, you did it, Simon?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You know how In the show earlier, we were talking
about polygraph tests and I I, I don't know why,
Like I don't have test anxiety in school, Like I
did great on tests, but like tests like that, I
feel like I will always fail a polygraph I feel
I will fail a concussion test.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I feel you need a concussion.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And also a d u I test. Even if I'm sober,
I feel I will fail.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I think you have to have a brain to fail.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But but like even though I like, I just feel
like those are tests I will never pass.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You want me to give you the concussion protocol? No test?
I guess, okay, Well, first of all, I have to
push you down.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think I have to.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't know if you have a concussion.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No one is pushing me down.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Are we going to know?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I think we can do the test without assaulting me,
is all I feel.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But I'm still not definitely not.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm still scared. I'm gonna I'm gonna fail.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Let me get over here.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh you have to come over here. Yeah, okay, you
have to be close.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's got to check your eyes, your tiny head. Okay,
I don't, buddy, I'm going to be I'm going to
be the mom. I'm going to be the mom.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You're gonna be. You're gonna be okay at me.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
He's like annoyed that she's she didn't hit.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
The parents, the parents like, way to go have this kid.
This game is going to take longer, you.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Know, okay, crying? Okay, you follow my finger? Just your eyes,
just you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Doing, following your finger?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Do that so weird?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Just your eyes, don't move your head.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
How is she doing?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Follow her tongue? Why was her tongue out? She went
with her tongue.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Why does she become a moron?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
A moron? I'm following follow that finger, follow my finger
with your eyes.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Just your eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Why is she.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Because she's so weird, she's like squishing her face.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I'm wrong with you.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Ask her middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, what's your middle name? Alan? She's fucked up
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A
So guys, I'm basically a doctor. Well it's pretty impressive,
uh my doctoring skills.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is this like the time when you went to our
Halloween costume party and you were offering free mammograms?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I was. I did wear scrubs time Halloween thing
and that a sign that said free mammograms.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So really is this like that?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Not on that level? You know? That's that's real expertise.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Those mammograms. I've heard. I've heard one of the ladies
in here got one.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, I don't crush like that.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, don't squeeze too hard.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I use my mouth.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And have you ever cried during.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, she never has.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay we can't, we can't.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
If you need one, still, I can still perform.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Your practice is still open.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Woll No, No, it's nothing like that. When you are
a little league coach, you have to take three different
health sort of courses to in case some emergency happens
or whatever. You're the one that was responsible. Like, guy,
you have a heart attack on the field, Guess who
gets to get in there and perform CPR and then
(01:08):
that what's called the paddles, the a d P or something.
I don't think I'm that guy.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You're the paddle guy, clear.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Because you don't actually use paddles. You just put little
things on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But I need to rub them together.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
That's that's that's at the actual hospital. Well, I mean,
I don't think you want me doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't know if any of it's to.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I made doctor because yesterday's game I performed a concussion test.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's time year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, Oh yeah, I basically could wear a lab coach
a lab, yeah, or something doctor'sthoscope or something. Sure. Yeah,
when you are a coach and this goes all the
way to Lily or to t Bowl, you have to
take three different courses every year to be cleared into
(02:22):
become a coach.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Every year every year.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
If you're like in the league and your kid just
started and you're going to coach every year until they
leave the league.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I've taken it. Probably what this is like my ninth year?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
It would make me not want to go.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And how long is he?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I feel like it takes like eight hours?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, eight hours, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I had to go to some food handler. Fucking course
once when I yeah like it. There was some hepatitis
outbreak in San Diego and they required all servers for
a few years to go to, like on a Saturday,
eight hour food handler course where you learn all about temperatures.
Is this in the forties, No, this wasn't in the forties.
This was in the mid nineties.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
This isn't a in person thing. Everything's online now.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Where So I would say, it takes like twenty minutes,
and then you have to take a test afterwards, which
I passed. I mean I've taken this nine times in
a row, so, I mean, you know, only twenty minutes.
I want to say, twenty putting.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Our kids lives. You're only sitting for twenty fucking minutes.
If you fail, you get to retake it until you
pass it.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah. Yeah, good, off at the fields. I'll save his ass.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I got him twenty minute course.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm an expert. I
have a certificate. Okay. So the three courses are concussion
Awareness and Protocols, Heart Awareness and Protocols because heart issues
are one of the biggest killers of student athletes and athletes,
and general good it's crazy. And then the weirder one,
(03:59):
the weirdest one is is abuse awareness, like sexual abuse stuff.
You have to keep that kind of stuff. Yeah, that
one's kind of creepy one.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
We'll sta away from that topic.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, we're not going to come. So I think this
has ever really come up until yesterday when uh, the
concussion one is what will smith? It will happen? And
did you know that you might even be able to
(04:31):
get a concussion even if you don't hit your head? Facts,
how do.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I get a concussion without hitting my head?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
The kind of drama trauma to the head or lack area,
things like this.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Okay, okay, so there is some sort of like accident or.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You're not just standing there and getting.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
More than I would. But is it a concussion?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
It's just your brain moving and hitting your pretty much
pretty pretty much?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, kind of. Uh So yesterday we had a you know,
very first play, very first inning. My leadoff batter gets
a hit, is running the first throw the first the
guy was standing on the bag, the first baseman, and
he plows right into him. Massive uh you know, collision
at first base both guys.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, really surprising, it's like the bag that you put
next to the first base.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I have that in softball, but I wasn't sure if
they had that. No, So you know, so there's this
big collision. Both guys go flying down whatever and my
guy's down.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do we have with kids?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
They could be a little dramatic. So were the two
dramatic kids or was it like an actual No, my guys.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know what, guy's a ballplayer and so he doesn't
want to come out. Yeah, so when he's down, I
know like that that probably hurt, and it was it
was hard because he was trying to beat out the throw.
So it was like because you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Know that kid of course, like you know the nurse
for you know, you know that kid were dry?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You know this kid, the kid who will he just
trips going on the first baseline, grabs his knees, crying.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Or it gets plunked, you know, and then all the
next thing, you know, tears, he does this thing.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You don't need to mimic my child from a year
or two.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I have no record, I have no recollection of a
video you showed me. No, no, no, I don't remember
that video.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Was you laughing as hard as I've ever seen a personal.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, that there is thus kids, for sure, but this one,
this was they went down pretty hard.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Outhold like Luisa Rise was researching at this point.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I don't know. So I go sprinting. He was out
from third base to all the way to first base.
Long run.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's breath yeah, major legue field.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now that's crazy. And so I get over there and uh, you.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Know it's the first base coach.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So his dad is the first base coach. So his
dad starts screaming at the umpire instead of looking at
his kids. Can't do that his kids.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
So his couch, his kids foaming out the mouth, and
all he's doing.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Is you arguing, and he's arguing the plane running over
to the kids. I don't care about the actual what's
going up, but his dad, there's more that the kid
was blocking the pace, just like what it was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
My dad would do that. Tell me to get up,
you're fine, not being a baby.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You So kids down and I go over there. And
whenever a kid's hurt, I I have a go to
sort of thing that I do, which is I tell
them to breathe it out. Breathe it out. You're all right,
Not quite, but I could tell he was hurt. Yeah,
(08:19):
you know, he was clutching his jaw and I was like,
oh man, okay, so I don't know how he got
And then I look down and both of his elbows
are bleeding the way he went down. So I know that,
you know, kids not putting it on. I'm not going
to give some time here.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Still though, you got to hold it in, but you
got breathe. Your friends can't see what that means. Instead
of like letting it come out of your eyes and
start crying.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's it's you know. I always say, all right, it's
gonna go away. The pan is gonna go away. You're
all right, breathe out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I feel like this in this situation, if this was
Emily's sun reached, she would act in two different ways.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
She would either sprint onto the.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Field or pushing me the way or or or or
she'd be embarrassed and put her head down.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She would have a great call.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I would want.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Okay, I wouldn't. I wouldn't spread down on the field, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I Also I would want to yell out, get the
funk off, You're fine.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
What I would depends on because this was a hard col.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would run to like around the dugout, so where
I'm at the fence, like as close as i can
get without the field, and I'll be sitting.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
There like they're like stunned, like ready clutching myself. I have,
you know, but if you know that he's putting it on,
you're embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I have told parents to like kind of, I got it,
He's okay, you know, like relax because they want to
like you get there.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You'll get sky.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
And on the YouTube she was scope her and then
have her withholding her and then nine one one yes.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right now skinner knees. Yeah, she's okay, stitches. I don't
know a knee transplant. So we're breathing it out.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, okay, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
And then I get to the point of where like,
all are you doing? Okay? Okay? Can you sit up?
All right? You're good, you can sit up all right?
Here we go. Now I got to perform my concussion proto.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Cull doctors in that it's just the same protocol that
NFL players get.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I don't know, I don't know do they take the
court the twenty minute course.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I would assume. I would assume it's just like, what's
your name?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
First thing I gotta do, I gotta check the eyes,
because the eyes tell the whole story.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
If they're you know, well the eyes are what's a
bad story? Like what are they like if.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They're like not focusing, you know, kind of looking up
like the finger test where you got to follow my
finger with your eyes, just your eyes.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
If he's a really good player, do you create him
on an edge?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No ever, I ever do that nice flutter once, no.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
One look at one way or the other one look
at the other.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Still hit. And then you ask him you do you
have any headaches? You feel dizzy at all? Nausea? Okay,
those are the three major signs of a concussion. All right,
so far we're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
And if he says if he's a good player, and
he says, yeah, I am nauseous, but well, luckily it's
opposite day.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
So.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'll give you. I'll give you a little bit of pepto.
Get you back out there on the way bad corn
dog at lunch. So we go through all that, and
then I do ask him a couple of questions. All right,
what's your birthday. Okay, good? What's your middle name? I
don't know what his middle name is. I don't know
if he's running. I don't know if he's running wrong.
(11:32):
But if you gave me an answer, I feel like
that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Or Eddie or his dad's whisper and the answer he
so arguing.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
The call over there. I don't know what's going on.
So and so we goot good and I go, all right,
are you feeling good? Okay, stand up woozy? No nothing, okay?
Then you just you're good, you know, I go, I
go do a little jog for me. There's a little jog.
All right, let's go.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
What is everybody?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What did you take your here?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
A lot to be tough, but that was serious.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
But like when a kid you're watching it gave it
a kid barely fucking trips or something on the ground
and everybody gets it's.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Usually the plunk if you get hit and you go down,
and then you know the kid that gets plunked and
then cries, all right, you're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I feel like it would be like, God, yeah, she's
so annoyed that this game stop.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
We're all watching you. We all saw you got hit
in the back, You're okay, Like, yeah, breathe it out, okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
And he's not that good of a player. You're hoping
he's hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
God, you need to sit. Wait, no, you did it, Simon?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You know how In the show earlier, we were talking
about polygraph tests and I I, I don't know why,
Like I don't have test anxiety in school, Like I
did great on tests, but like tests like that, I
feel like I will always fail a polygraph I feel
I will fail a concussion test.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I feel you need a concussion.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And also a d u I test. Even if I'm sober,
I feel I will fail.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I think you have to have a brain to fail.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But but like even though I like, I just feel
like those are tests I will never pass.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You want me to give you the concussion protocol? No test?
I guess, okay, Well, first of all, I have to
push you down.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think I have to.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't know if you have a concussion.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No one is pushing me down.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Are we going to know?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I think we can do the test without assaulting me,
is all I feel.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
But I'm still not definitely not.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm still scared. I'm gonna I'm gonna fail.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Let me get over here.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh you have to come over here. Yeah, okay, you
have to be close.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
He's got to check your eyes, your tiny head. Okay,
I don't, buddy, I'm going to be I'm going to
be the mom. I'm going to be the mom.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
You're gonna be. You're gonna be okay at me.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
He's like annoyed that she's she didn't hit.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
The parents, the parents like, way to go have this kid.
This game is going to take longer, you.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Know, okay, crying? Okay, you follow my finger? Just your eyes,
just you.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Doing, following your finger?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Do that so weird?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Just your eyes, don't move your head.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
How is she doing?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Follow her tongue? Why was her tongue out? She went
with her tongue.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Why does she become a moron?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
A moron? I'm following follow that finger, follow my finger
with your eyes.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Just your eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Why is she.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Because she's so weird, she's like squishing her face.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I'm wrong with you.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Ask her middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, what's your middle name? Alan? She's fucked up
Speaker 2 (15:12):
A
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