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May 20, 2024 11 mins
On todays P1 Podcast, we talk about how Sky finally decided to eat her pancakes that have been in the studio fridge for a week... the results were interesting...
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(00:00):
I will never and I mean ever, understand Sky. She is the weirdest
human being on the planet. LikeI don't even seems a little rude.
It's it's a different It's the truth. It is the truth. So we
you know for a fact that Skywon't eat anything really like, nothing like.

(00:22):
She just doesn't like most foods.Okay, so when you hear what
she was about to consume this morning, it's gonna blow your mind. We
ain't done yet, It's time forthe podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that partthe show's after show starts. Now.

(00:51):
I'm really nervous of how this isgoing to affect the Wor honestly, because
she can't hear. Emily and Iwere witnessing this because it happened in Amily's
studio, that's where our little minifridge is, and it's disturbing to me.
It was disturbing to Emily, whousually is kind of okay with stuff
like this, which is honestly wild. It is wild. But Thor,

(01:11):
this is gonna fucking send this guy. He may throw up. Honestly,
he may throw up. You gotall these issues with food poisoning and stuff
right. Yeah, and I rememberwas it last week when I eat texted
Emily left about a couple of daysleft over orange chickens. It's fast,
So get ready for this dude.So Sky who doesn't eat anything, I

(01:33):
mean, there's you can count onyour one hand the amount of different foods
that she will eat. It's nota lot. Noick like my son when
he was like five, was veryvery very picky, but still not as
picky as guy at all. I'venever met anybody like this. It's ridiculous.
Yeah, there's a lot going onthere. So because Thord didn't bring
in his bagels from New York thathe said, I promise Sky didn't have

(01:57):
any food today, I spent fortydollars. I'm bringing him tomorrow Trumps.
I was looking forward to those somuch. I opened my eyes this morning
and just thought about those Bagel day. Bagel Day, like, help me
get out of bed, get readyfor tomorrow. Yeah, we were ready
for today well. And and justso you guys know, something I've overheard
about the bagels is there's like oneof each flavor, so we're going to
have to decide who gets what flavor. Eddie asked for everything and I said

(02:21):
everything too. No, no,no, I have more than I have
more than one. We're going tobring in one sesame one play like that.
Yeah, I'll bring in two everythingand what do you want? I'll
bringing a poppy and then whatever jedog want. Okay, Okay, well
that's good, okay, okay.So because no bagels today, sorry,

(02:44):
Sky was out of look and shehad no food today. So she's scrounging
around. She's looking around. She'slike, all right, well I know
I have an avocado in the fridge. Yeah, okay. Last week,
he's got all her weird little snackitems over there. She's got mentel chips,
weird trail, mixed Trader carbs,Trader Joe's many things, carbs,

(03:06):
no real food, and because thepretzels in here weren't enough, I had
to bring a little side bag ofpretzel chips. Carbs affect your rice.
I don't know the effect something.They're not good. Nobody knows. They
definitely affect your intelligence. After whatI tell you, she's in there not
good carbs. I've noticed something,and maybe you've noticed it because you've been

(03:28):
putting your yogurt in their mini fridge. Emily, I don't know. I
think I know what you're about tosay. There's been something sitting in the
mini fridge for at least a week, and I went, Who's is that?
It was? You aware? Ithought it was? No. I
mean again, you leave in there. I leave it in there until Emily
eventually goes, so stuff in therefor like a Yeah. So I've been

(03:57):
noticing this in there and I didn'tknow whose it was and didn't. I
haven't really thought about it, hesaid anything. And usually that kind of
container is Eddies, but he'll eatit the day brings it in. That's
it was Emily's because it's like aglass right, it's like a glass container.
Yeah, I don't know, butI just I've seen this this food
item in there and it's like,yeah, what's going on? Well,
come to find out it's Skies pancakes, and so I go, you know,

(04:25):
Sky comes in, she goes,what can I eat? What can
I eat? What can I eat? So I got an avocado and I
also have my pancakes to narrate everything. Okay, I'm gonna go over here,
gonna go look in here. Whatdo I got here? Okay,
got my pancakes. I'm gonna talkloudly and I and I went, whoa,

(04:47):
whoa, whoa, those are yourpancakes? Stunned because, yeah,
what's the big deal. We makepancakes my house. And I got Sky,
those pancakes have been in there forhow long? A week? A
week? What do he means?Guy? You brought him in when?
Well, so today is Monday.I brought them in last Monday. But

(05:11):
they were actually made on Saturday,so they're a week plus now, nine
day old pancakes. So okay,I when we make pancakes, we make
Kodiac pancakes, which is like proteinpancakes, so they have a powder.
Basically, I have a protein powderand we don't like crack fresh eggs or
anything like that. Did you crackfresh eggs? So that means these are

(05:31):
pank These are eggs that are overa week old, nine days with eggs
and milk, eggs and milk milk. That's not good oil. So from
I again said Sky, that's crazy. You can't eat nine day old pancakes?
Did? She goes? She lookedat me dead in the face and
goes, yes, I can.I think, I said, bro,

(05:53):
bro, and I go, dude, So this chick who won't fucking eat
anything. No, no, Imean, there's like so many things I
can't even name all the things hewon't eat. Yeah, but nine day
old pancakes not a big dirt.I couldn't believe that's I couldn't live because
I wouldn't. I wouldn't. That'sa no, no, no go yeah
no no, Like my stomach ismade of steel, Like I can eat

(06:14):
anything you usually don't care about.I don't care at all. Yeah.
And that made me pause for asecond because if it was thor in the
room, I'm not listening to that, because that guy won't eat leftovers that
are thirty seconds old if somebody breathednear it. But Emily, I was
expecting her to have my back allday because I was telling Eddie, I'm
like, I'm like, they've beenin the fridge. I've had things in
the fridge that I've bought at thestore that have been there nine days.

(06:38):
I just googled it, Google.Pancakes can last in the fridge from one
to three days if stored properly inan airtight container, at most a week
at most there but three days.One's the three days you're not right there
it's disgusting. A holiday week,holiday week. Here's the thing that bothers

(06:59):
me. What is taste wise?Okay, I guess it'll still taste like
a pancake, I guess, Butthe consistency is gonna change. It's gonna
be rubbery, it's gonna be it'sgonna be revolting. No, you're gonna
like microwave it or just warm itup somehow, and it's all gonna come
back, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it may not
look so you know it's not.My wife will make My wife will make

(07:23):
pancakes for me, the protein pancakesthe night before, and they don't taste
like they did when she made himfor of course it just doesn't. No,
Yeah, it's only twelve hours now. If I if I was sky,
I would pour syrup ol over.That was a plan. Well,
I knew I could probably find somehere in the building. Somewhere. Did
you find it? We figured inthis basket behind me there there was going

(07:46):
to be like an old so oldso like like they make it like they
squeeze it fresh at McDonald's every morningbefore you pick it up like box for
like a year, Like what areyou talking about that's old. Yeah,
so that was my plan. I'mlike, yeah, it's probably not going
to be day of Delish, butday so you put a little extra syrup

(08:11):
because I'm a light syrup. Ifyou guys didn't know, If you didn't
know, I'm a very very lightsyrup, very light syrup. But I
knew, yeah, I might havesome texture issues. So the plan was
just dump a bunch of that.You're fine with eating nine old pinks?
Yeah, I was. No,I wasn't questioned. I was actually kind
of excited because she wears she wearsnine year old hoodies. I wish it

(08:35):
was not. And then I getssitting in the fridge that long like starts
to take on the flavors of thefridge like it's you know, like that's
the there's so many like you guyswere throwing a salmon in there or something.
You know, it's fine. Emily, she normally doesn't what happened to

(08:56):
the pancakes? Well, I tookabout and I basically ignore everything Eddie said,
and he walked out of the room. And then Emily was still there,
but she wasn't fighting me because sheknew I had like dug in and
so I'm like, okay, okay, we're doing this. And so I
decide, for some reason, atfirst, I was gonna pop those bad
boys in the toaster. I don'tknow why I thought that toaster for pancakes

(09:18):
first, that's what I was justthat's the only one. That's how I
was gonna cook them. And maybethat's because I don't have a microwave at
home. So immediately I look forother ways to heat things up. But
then I'm like, well, there'sa microwave right here. That's probably the
better option. So I'm like,okay, I'm gonna go microwave. So
Emily keeps a lovely stalk back thereof random like silverware, like you know,

(09:41):
plastic ware, I should say,in plates. So I take out
a plate. I take out mysweet little pancakes. There are four of
them, kind of mini size,four of them, and I go,
okay, I'm gonna put them ona plate. I think I'm gonna cover
them with a paper towel. I'mnot very good with the microwave, so
but in my mind I think I'mgonna do you need to cover them with
a paper towel? I don't know, Okay, And so that's my plan.
And I take them out and they'rein a little bag and I'm pulling

(10:03):
them out and as soon as they'rehitting the plate, they're making an odd
sound. They are making us outa little bit. There is a little
more weight to it than I expected. They are a bit more rigid that
I'm expecting. And I find ithysterical. And I'm planning on eating it,

(10:26):
and you're still still So that's whenI say that, Emily, check
these out. And I start slappingit on the plate and it's making this
weird noise. But I'm still gonnaeat him. I'm still gonna eat because
I think there's nothing wrong with him. I think they're fine again. I
think if I microwave them, they'llget that texture back, they'll soften up

(10:48):
a little bit, you know,we'll be good to go. And so
I then I'm I'm arranging them onthe plate. I'm thinking it's funny to
slap them, and then mid slap, I see something. What what do
you see? Sky? What doyou see? I see a couple of
little dots on there. Oh mygod, I wonder what those dots are.

(11:09):
Maybe they're chocolate chips. Did youmake no I don't like blueberries we're
talking about. No, It turnsout, you guys, they were dots
of bowl nine day old pancakes.Probably not a good idea. Don't know
who would have seen that coming.He just gave four food poisoning just by

(11:33):
that story alone.
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