May 8, 2025 • 9 mins
On otday's P1 Podcast, we get educational and go down a list of things we learn from porn that isn't sexual
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So you know when you're watching porn that you can
maybe pick up a few tips here and there. You know,
you were watching some stuff like that move is pretty
good or whatever, But did you know that there are
other things that you can learn through porn, not just
sexual things. Oh yeah, listen, I'm what I'm saying. You're
taking care of business. Yeah, but then you might like
(00:22):
see something else. Yeah you go, whoknew really yeah, we're
gonna find out what those things are.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over a.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
The the show's after show starts. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, like, for example, maybe you don't have to tip
the pizza delivery guy money. Oh you can tip them
other ways.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's interesting, Yeah, do that, but I guess that is
through sex.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah oh no, not no, I'm not talking about gift.
I don't think you see that important.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I know I've never seen so I know I don't
know any of these fun things'll you all are learning.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
A good storyline is key important, So you know you
will learn some things, pick up some little tips here
and there that have nothing to do with sex.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, this thread, this is a reddit thread of what
non sexual things did you learn from porn?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And are you interested?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No? But like but maybe kind of because I don't
know why these things are happening in porn for people
to learn that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't know how calling one's face a cum dumpster
is non sexual.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, I don't think that's something that you pick up necessarily.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah you want to utilize, but maybe you do.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But maybe there's some fun recycling tips in there that
you picked up about what goes in the cum dumpster
and what.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Do there's only one thing, there's only one okay.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
All right, Well I don't know that one didn't make
the list.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I can't speak on it, but according to this reddit thread,
this is what other people say. Quote there was a
video once that had three girls in bunny suits. The
first five minutes or so it was them taking turns
explaining the history and significance of Easter. It was actually
(02:25):
very informative.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Show to watch that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like, when I turn on a porn if if when
I rarely ever watch it, well, yeah, I go immediately
because they have these things from what I've heard in porn,
where like they show you the most viewed parts of
the video, so you always go to the most viewed
part of the video immediately.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You don't need to waste going to like what other.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
People usually it's it's pretty, you know.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I prefer it starts. You're watching the setup.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
How am I going to be into it? Yeah, they're
just having sex because.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You want to know, Eddie, I know, because you want
to know why the step mother is doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Excuse me, like Tailer.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Led her to this situation?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why the person I thought these I thought therapists took
a oath of never hooking up with the clients, but
not this therapist.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
So I'd like to know why.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Or why are these two female roommates all of a
sudden kissing. That doesn't make sense if I jump to that.
I need to know why they're all of a sudden kissing.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Why is she showing her how to do it? Yes,
you need to know that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh you've seen that video? Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Another person put on this thread. They realized how important
it is to replace the batteries regularly in your smoke
detector after watching a low budget porn where their smoke
detector clearly needed the batteries.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I have seen well allegedly allegedly where I'm watching the
scene and all of a sudden, somebody's phone is ringing
clearly on the set and they're not like they can't
get to it, and they left it in.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes, what the hell? I'm like, couldn't we caught? You
need to retake they just left it in?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ah, So somebody says he can't remember the porn.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
But it was like this guy who was making a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Dinner and he said the secret to his pumpkin pie
was to have the batter be viscous. He was working
up an innuendo, he said, But when I made my
next pumpkin pie, I made it more viscous, and it's
the best pie I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
If I knew what viscous meant.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I think it has to do with like you beat
it like really, like really hard.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, over, are you sure he was beaten?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Really?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
That was going to be like Yeah, one person realized,
if you don't decorate your home, your whole home looks
like a porn set. So make sure you have quality
decorations in your home, or you know, people will think that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Home home decor go home goods some stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Throw some pillows in there, they just get in the way.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But you don't want your home to look like a
porn set. You want your home to look like a home.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I've seen a porn a long time aguple of years
ago where this guy was just doing work and the
bed frame collapsed.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And then and they fought through it good.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They kept going, Yeah, it was a wild yeah, So
like maybe that should be on here list. You can
make sure you have a strong, sturdy bed frame.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
One person says, quote, I once bought patio furniture because
of how durable it proved itself to be.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
In the video, so they're watching two people fuck patio furniture, which,
by the way, sounds awful.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
So uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Who would do that?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So uncomfortable?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Sometimes you're out by the pool, get a feeling.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Have you done this?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
No, but I've seen porns with.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It, legend porn, and they thought it was so good
that they looked up what kind of brand that is
they and then they bought it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
They bought it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's going weirdly deep.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You know the guy, you and the boo have a
lot of You start a lot of your sessions drunk
and outside. Has it ever ended up on a patio
furniture or one time, really we tried.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
One time we tried to like, oh, instead of going inside,
let's get this going, and it, just as you said,
was not working out so well.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So we're like, let's just I mean, we got a nice.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I just want to lay there right there.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Close my eyes there and not worry about falling off.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so uh so I agree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
These wicker lines on the past, now, I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
No, I definitely don't imagine sky.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm one of those white old outdoor furniture chairs, the
last ones, and the thing in the back breaks is stuck.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
And she's, hey, get me out of here.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I've seen that video too, where the woman is stuck
underneath the kitchen sink, and yeah, the guy comes in
helps her.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
It's helping her. I think he needs to step away,
give her a hand.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A little bit more than a half okay, oh yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Somebody said they learned from watching porn that mustaches aren't
for everyone. Not everybody looks good with a mustache, so okay,
fun fact. Uh They say watching porn gave them an
unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will actually show
up at their house.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So they've had to learn that usually a hot woman
who needs a plumber, he shows up right away. Yeah,
they don't give you a window, and we always get
that that five hour window or whatever, and he usually
comes right away.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And then he comes right away.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I wish it was like that right.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
One person realized that despite what type of content they're watching,
if the audio and video are not synced up, it
drives them insane. Yeah, it doesn't matter what even if
it's low budget.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't care if it's porn or not. Yeah, that's that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
One guy said he learned a trick about making nachos
from porn.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, I don't know what this video.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Guy, you eat them?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He said, the chain melted cheese and the porn was
making nachos, and she would make it layer by layer,
microwaving a layer of cheese in between the next layer
of chips, then.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Cheese, microwave again.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He says, genius, and now that's the only way he
will make nachos. So, okay, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I couldn't do something with food that I saw on
a porn It would freak me out.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
To what video is that I've never seen anything like detailed?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Or is some of this like cam girl stuff, you
know what I mean, where you're just paying to watch
them walk around naked in their kitchen because like I'm thinking,
I have thought, like I mean, I don't know porn,
but I would feel would be weird to be making porn.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
And this final one is cam girl. This one guy said.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The non sexual fun fact he learned from porn and
or cam girls is instead of getting a foreign language tutor,
it is much cheaper and much more enjoyable to get
a cam girl from the country you're trying to learn
the language, and instead of paying a tutor, you pay
(09:32):
her and she teaches you. In his case Russian. He
says he's now fluent.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No chance he's fluent.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Well, he said, he was also taking a class, but
this was to get him to speak with a fluent
speaker
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Space poo, Scott whatever,
So you know when you're watching porn that you can
maybe pick up a few tips here and there. You know,
you were watching some stuff like that move is pretty
good or whatever, But did you know that there are
other things that you can learn through porn, not just
sexual things. Oh yeah, listen, I'm what I'm saying. You're
taking care of business. Yeah, but then you might like
(00:22):
see something else. Yeah you go, whoknew really yeah, we're
gonna find out what those things are.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast
over a.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
The the show's after show starts. Now.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, like, for example, maybe you don't have to tip
the pizza delivery guy money. Oh you can tip them
other ways.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That's interesting, Yeah, do that, but I guess that is
through sex.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah oh no, not no, I'm not talking about gift.
I don't think you see that important.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I know I've never seen so I know I don't
know any of these fun things'll you all are learning.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
A good storyline is key important, So you know you
will learn some things, pick up some little tips here
and there that have nothing to do with sex.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, this thread, this is a reddit thread of what
non sexual things did you learn from porn?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And are you interested?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No? But like but maybe kind of because I don't
know why these things are happening in porn for people
to learn that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't know how calling one's face a cum dumpster
is non sexual.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, I don't think that's something that you pick up necessarily.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah you want to utilize, but maybe you do.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
But maybe there's some fun recycling tips in there that
you picked up about what goes in the cum dumpster
and what.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Do there's only one thing, there's only one okay.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
All right, Well I don't know that one didn't make
the list.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I can't speak on it, but according to this reddit thread,
this is what other people say. Quote there was a
video once that had three girls in bunny suits. The
first five minutes or so it was them taking turns
explaining the history and significance of Easter. It was actually
(02:25):
very informative.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Show to watch that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Like, when I turn on a porn if if when
I rarely ever watch it, well, yeah, I go immediately
because they have these things from what I've heard in porn,
where like they show you the most viewed parts of
the video, so you always go to the most viewed
part of the video immediately.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You don't need to waste going to like what other.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
People usually it's it's pretty, you know.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
I prefer it starts. You're watching the setup.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
How am I going to be into it? Yeah, they're
just having sex because.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You want to know, Eddie, I know, because you want
to know why the step mother is doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Excuse me, like Tailer.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Led her to this situation?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Why the person I thought these I thought therapists took
a oath of never hooking up with the clients, but
not this therapist.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
So I'd like to know why.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Or why are these two female roommates all of a
sudden kissing. That doesn't make sense if I jump to that.
I need to know why they're all of a sudden kissing.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Why is she showing her how to do it? Yes,
you need to know that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh you've seen that video? Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Another person put on this thread. They realized how important
it is to replace the batteries regularly in your smoke
detector after watching a low budget porn where their smoke
detector clearly needed the batteries.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I have seen well allegedly allegedly where I'm watching the
scene and all of a sudden, somebody's phone is ringing
clearly on the set and they're not like they can't
get to it, and they left it in.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yes, what the hell? I'm like, couldn't we caught? You
need to retake they just left it in?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ah, So somebody says he can't remember the porn.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
But it was like this guy who was making a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Dinner and he said the secret to his pumpkin pie
was to have the batter be viscous. He was working
up an innuendo, he said, But when I made my
next pumpkin pie, I made it more viscous, and it's
the best pie I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
If I knew what viscous meant.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I think it has to do with like you beat
it like really, like really hard.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, over, are you sure he was beaten?
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Really?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
That was going to be like Yeah, one person realized,
if you don't decorate your home, your whole home looks
like a porn set. So make sure you have quality
decorations in your home, or you know, people will think that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Home home decor go home goods some stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Throw some pillows in there, they just get in the way.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But you don't want your home to look like a
porn set. You want your home to look like a home.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I've seen a porn a long time aguple of years
ago where this guy was just doing work and the
bed frame collapsed.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And then and they fought through it good.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They kept going, Yeah, it was a wild yeah, So
like maybe that should be on here list. You can
make sure you have a strong, sturdy bed frame.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
One person says, quote, I once bought patio furniture because
of how durable it proved itself to be.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
In the video, so they're watching two people fuck patio furniture, which,
by the way, sounds awful.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
So uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Who would do that?
Speaker 5 (05:54):
So uncomfortable?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Sometimes you're out by the pool, get a feeling.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Have you done this?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
No, but I've seen porns with.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
It, legend porn, and they thought it was so good
that they looked up what kind of brand that is
they and then they bought it.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
They bought it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's going weirdly deep.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
You know the guy, you and the boo have a
lot of You start a lot of your sessions drunk
and outside. Has it ever ended up on a patio
furniture or one time, really we tried.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
One time we tried to like, oh, instead of going inside,
let's get this going, and it, just as you said,
was not working out so well.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So we're like, let's just I mean, we got a nice.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I just want to lay there right there.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yeah, I just.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Close my eyes there and not worry about falling off.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do what you gotta do.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so uh so I agree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
These wicker lines on the past, now, I don't need that.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
No, I definitely don't imagine sky.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm one of those white old outdoor furniture chairs, the
last ones, and the thing in the back breaks is stuck.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
And she's, hey, get me out of here.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I've seen that video too, where the woman is stuck
underneath the kitchen sink, and yeah, the guy comes in
helps her.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
It's helping her. I think he needs to step away,
give her a hand.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A little bit more than a half okay, oh yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Somebody said they learned from watching porn that mustaches aren't
for everyone. Not everybody looks good with a mustache, so okay,
fun fact. Uh They say watching porn gave them an
unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will actually show
up at their house.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So they've had to learn that usually a hot woman
who needs a plumber, he shows up right away. Yeah,
they don't give you a window, and we always get
that that five hour window or whatever, and he usually
comes right away.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And then he comes right away.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I wish it was like that right.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
One person realized that despite what type of content they're watching,
if the audio and video are not synced up, it
drives them insane. Yeah, it doesn't matter what even if
it's low budget.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't care if it's porn or not. Yeah, that's that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
One guy said he learned a trick about making nachos
from porn.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, I don't know what this video.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Guy, you eat them?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
He said, the chain melted cheese and the porn was
making nachos, and she would make it layer by layer,
microwaving a layer of cheese in between the next layer
of chips, then.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Cheese, microwave again.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He says, genius, and now that's the only way he
will make nachos. So, okay, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I couldn't do something with food that I saw on
a porn It would freak me out.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
To what video is that I've never seen anything like detailed?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Or is some of this like cam girl stuff, you
know what I mean, where you're just paying to watch
them walk around naked in their kitchen because like I'm thinking,
I have thought, like I mean, I don't know porn,
but I would feel would be weird to be making porn.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
And this final one is cam girl. This one guy said.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The non sexual fun fact he learned from porn and
or cam girls is instead of getting a foreign language tutor,
it is much cheaper and much more enjoyable to get
a cam girl from the country you're trying to learn
the language, and instead of paying a tutor, you pay
(09:32):
her and she teaches you. In his case Russian. He
says he's now fluent.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No chance he's fluent.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Well, he said, he was also taking a class, but
this was to get him to speak with a fluent
speaker
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Space poo, Scott whatever,
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