June 10, 2025 • 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about the dinner he went to with his wife and the single sentence he said that will follow him for a very long time...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Earlier this morning, we were talking about the land mines
that we have to navigate as men when it comes
to our ladies. And you know, the boo did not
carry cannonball right into the minefields. When he's told Sky
she needs to dye her hair.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, yes, yes, that I'm a public figure.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I need to worry about my brand, which isn't a thing,
and I should start dying my grain.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He said, you look like Helen Mirren.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't think he said that that.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's not a great thing to say.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I still I'm still into heral Mirron.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Now, oh my god, I mean I'm a you know,
I'm a guilt man. Even she might even be still
too old for me.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Those Fast and Furious movie She does look that bad.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well that was like ten years ago, right, have you
seen her recently?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
She looks that bad? Now, I have a pictures. But
the dead Raquel Welsh.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did, Yeah, she did. I would. I would take dead
Roquel over Harold Miron.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think. Listen, So you gotta be real careful with
your compliments, with your critiques of your ladies. There's all
kinds of different things that can go haywire. Well, thor
he is not figuring this out at all and said
something to his pregnant wife that didn't go over.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Well, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, you two ladies have been pregnant, and when you're pregnant,
you know your hormones are obviously out of whack. Oh yeah,
and then you're probably slightly insecure about your body's changing
lightly and well you, I mean, let's not even compare
the difference between you and the supermodel that was Emily
(01:56):
who didn't gain one pounds. Stupid, you know, I mean
it was it was insane.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, Like, honestly, if I would have seen that pregnant
picture for the first time for the first time today,
I'd be like, that's fucking AI. No bitch can have
a body like that when they are that pregnant.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's not true, because I hosted the Pregnant Bikini Contest
every single year and there were some beautiful wins.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
The great thing about is Emily didn't win.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, she came in second, and I had like you
were friends with the judges.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that was wild.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
She was a stripper too.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I remember, Well, what was weird is like if we
would see you guys from the back, I would be like,
I didn't even know you were pregnant, and then you
turn around and be like, oh yeah, whoa, what's going
on there? Sky On the other.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hand, okay, again, we don't need too.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We built the wall before Trump was even president. Skuy
would just go over the border and be like through.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I didn't just put my arms out at the border.
Remember how you started this conversation about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I can say that now you're not pregnant anymore. I
can say that now.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Still calling me the worst Sky with sky walking in
the studio every day and go.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh yeah was crashing through.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I wouldn't crash through the wall. I would just open
the door like a.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Normal Yeah, it was just a larger mount Sky.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I was just a larger pregnant woman.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
The picture that we post on our Instagram, the show,
the show, and ah, look at it, she's like tilted
for some reason in the photo is one of It
is the worst photo I've ever seen taketh the sinking.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Who the fuck took that photo of you?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
A professional photographer? There's nothing you could do about it.
There ain't no better lens.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, this isn't about me right now, two bills, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was one ninety.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Eight okay right now, big baby.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
She was like a normal size, like seven and a
half pounds world, yeah and a half pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think you have like a ten or eleven pounder.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
People that I have multiple babies, and they told me
that to my face. They're like, oh, twins, triplets. I'm like, no,
there's just one in there.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
When somebody would say that a little bit, a little.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bit, I mean, even though I knew it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Still, when you know, the old ladies will come up
and be like, how many babies are.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Literally scot with this kind of stuff. I always Sky's
got pretty thick skin. Ands like my wife's biggest issue
is that she doesn't want to.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Comprehend that she's pregnant.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Like she knows she's pregnant, but like she doesn't want to.
She's like, it's no excuse for how I look. And
I'm like, you're pregnant, excuse me, the only excuse. Like
Sky gets that, Like my wife will be like, just
I gotta I gotta eat less.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Like no, you don't if you're hungry I don't. I
don't want to have a malnourished.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, eating disorder when she's pregnant.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
What the hell just gives me proteins enough nutrients?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, he can't grow.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I was eating.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I just didn't eat anything out of the ordinary. I
didn't go crazy like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Not really like if I.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Wanted a burrito, I get a brito, but I wasn't
like eating like two burritos or eating a burrito. And then.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
She gets hungry, and it's get the fun out of her.
It's like sky like dude, and I'm like, is that
like she seeing how fast I eat?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
She finishes meals before me.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
So Sunday night, she had to go see her horse
after work. So she came home with Luna grill and
I got a salad and she a chicken salad, and
she got I'm not a pussy. I just didn't want
the pita. So then she got something she got she
got a similar thing, right, and I was We're watching
and I think.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
The Yankee Red Sox team was on watching the Red
Sox game.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And I eat. You know how I eat? I eat
pretty fast.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
She was done before I was halfway down with a
sal and she was like like getting like the hoover. Yeah,
and then she's like, hey, I'm done. I don't feel
I need to go sit down. I was like, we
just sat down because.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You forgot to chew dude happened. So yeah, women can
get a little sensitive, but.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But you're you're also not the brightest guy about certain things.
You know, you don't think you you you are the
most like I don't know what is this? Like, it's
not in these clueless He understands what he does, but
he doesn't like pay attention to things and filter. There's
that too, but I mean it's also like he just
(06:32):
doesn't care about what you're talking about it, So.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I guess I just don't.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
I guess my point is why can't she just understand
she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But you know, you can't say certain things, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
This Like an example of what Eddie's talking about is
like the other night when she asked if something looked okay,
you said yes without looking, and then you situation and
you go, oh shit, that doesn't look okay.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
That sucks because like if I tell her it doesn't
look okay, it could go one way.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
But if I you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But in that one, yeah, all, oh man, your tits
are hanging out. They were probably not best to wear that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You tell me you love it, you love it?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Uh well we had
another situation yeah again. This one happened at dinner last night.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah. We went out to dinner on a Monday night
with friends friends.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
It was it was pretty wild and it was at
a We went to this Mediterranean Middle Eastern place, I
think Middle Eastern and it's called Layla's is that Liilah's
or Layla's Laila Layla And it's in North Park and
you get in there and it's a really cool, really
cool vibe.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
I'm a big, big fucking vibe.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Guys. It's really cool though, seriously, and it's like this.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Not listening to me. I've told him about this restaurant
twenty times. Just really quick sidebar, I told him all
about the waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Guy, You've heard about it every time.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
He wants recognitions you always.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But the problem is time. The problem is the problem is.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
She gives me good recommendations, she does, but I wait
too long and there's no reservation.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
That's the problem. So this is this isn't an Emily
problem that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I did notice yesterday when she goes, oh, where are
you going? And then you said I could tell everything
in her body was like clenching up to not fucking
yell at you, being like bro, I told because you're like,
we're going to this place, Laila, it's supposed.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
To be really cool. Like she's never fucking heard of it.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Why why did she have to do that? I was
just counting her. She was right, and I was right.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, if she is guessed, that's what does Oh I
felt it.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So anyway, so we get in there and like the
ceiling is completely black with like little stars.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I don't know if you heard told you that.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
And then and then you walk in they have like
a little waterfall and like a little creek.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You walk over this bridge. It's the lights. It feels
like you're Disney.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Multiple times.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
So a little dark, little dark.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay, so you know I had to squint to try
to see.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, a flashlight.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I would never tell me about it. No, I got
twenty twenty baby, Yeah I do, yes, I do. Bring
in a fucking eye trot right now, let's do it?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Would I get?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
We have? Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Anyway, So we get in there and it's it's Middle
Eastern food. My wife has a lot of Persian friends
and a lot of Persian food, so she kind of
ordered for everybody. But it's also very like everyone shares everything,
which is my fucking nightmare because it's like peta bread
and stuff like that, so everyone there's no way to
cut it unless you tear it, so everyone's kind of
touching everything. You're sharing dips and you're sharing there bro.
(09:52):
So I was kind of out, like, I like the
food was really good, but I didn't want to share
any appetizer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
But my wife knows me real quick.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Are you in chairs or are you on pillows?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Chairs?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Pillows would have been crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
That would have been fucking nuts, dude. I would have
just walked in and walked out. I can't do sitting
on pillows. I'm not sitting on the pillows.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of a restaurant once where we all had to sit
on pillow and you used the bread as like your utensils,
and so you dive into the thing and you eat
it like that. It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I can't I can't eat it, but it was hard,
so I went, yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I don't think for most part they don't use like
forks or anything.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They actually there was no utensil.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying to get your finger GMS.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Honestly, they'll give you a little dipping, you know, water,
things to clean your hands, different cl oh my.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
So my wife knows me. So we ordered our own
thing for the two of us and we share it,
and she I have to eat fast now because she
was fucking crushing.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It like they brought this want I gotta I gotta
be like fuck like because she was.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
So At one point they brought like our little salad first,
but they didn't bring anything else, and everyone was doing
their appetizer.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
So I had a little bite of the salad and
she goes, hey, relax.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Our full meals coming, And I go, holy fuck dude.
So she's eating. She's eating for two.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
So after it's over, everyone's doing their Instagram posts, their
Instagram pictures because there's like a tree.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I don't know if you know this, Emily, there's a
tree there that's really lit up. It's pretty cool. It's
pretty cool. So there's the bridge that walks you from
the entrance to the restaurant.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Haley and I are just standing on the bridge waiting
for everybody, and I was talking to this one guy, uh,
because I didn't know anybody. So I'm talking to him,
and Haley mentions to me, like mid conversation, she goes, hey,
my face. She has a picture and she's looking. She's like,
my face is so fat. This fucking sucks. And I
wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh suck.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I'm in the middle of talking to this guy named Paul,
a nice guy, talking to him right now, and Haley says,
my face is so fat.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
This fucking sucks. And I go, Haley, stop, you're not that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Fat, not that fat. So you're fat.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
No, it's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You're fat, but you're not that what.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
She immediately says that fat. I'm not that fat.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Dude, and I go, what a crazy thing to say.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I didn't even.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
And then I just I doubled down because what am
I supposed to say?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I go, Haley, come on, you're pregnant. Stop this, you're
eating for two you look beautiful. You're just you gained
some weight, it's fine. And then I go, you just
told me a couple of days ago. How old I look,
what's the difference, don't try you look.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
At your age. She doesn't say you look older than you're.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In your mind.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, you out of your And she just repeated me
that fat.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah you'll hear that forever.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, well later, and she's gonna get bigger. That's the
crazy part. And so at the beginning, yeah, this is
not good.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
She I be watching the pad and we're sitting there
and I'm just watching the game, and I go, do
you want anything from the kitchens? I'm about to get up,
and she I'm not kidding it. She turns and looks
at me and goes that fat.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That fat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Forever you'll hear that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
But that's insane.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
She can call me old and wrinkly, but I can't
say you don't look at that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
She just said you look your age, and like Shane
gillis what she said. Yeah, listen, next time she feels
bad about herself, pull up that picture of Scott, show it.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
To hert I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding. In
the restaurant after this happened, because she was mad at me,
I swear to god, I pulled up our Instagram and goes, look, look,
at
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Scott don't make anybody feel good.
Earlier this morning, we were talking about the land mines
that we have to navigate as men when it comes
to our ladies. And you know, the boo did not
carry cannonball right into the minefields. When he's told Sky
she needs to dye her hair.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, yes, yes, that I'm a public figure.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I need to worry about my brand, which isn't a thing,
and I should start dying my grain.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
He said, you look like Helen Mirren.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't think he said that that.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
It's not a great thing to say.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I still I'm still into heral Mirron.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Now, oh my god, I mean I'm a you know,
I'm a guilt man. Even she might even be still
too old for me.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Those Fast and Furious movie She does look that bad.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well that was like ten years ago, right, have you
seen her recently?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
She looks that bad? Now, I have a pictures. But
the dead Raquel Welsh.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did, Yeah, she did. I would. I would take dead
Roquel over Harold Miron.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I think. Listen, So you gotta be real careful with
your compliments, with your critiques of your ladies. There's all
kinds of different things that can go haywire. Well, thor
he is not figuring this out at all and said
something to his pregnant wife that didn't go over.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Well, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, you two ladies have been pregnant, and when you're pregnant,
you know your hormones are obviously out of whack. Oh yeah,
and then you're probably slightly insecure about your body's changing
lightly and well you, I mean, let's not even compare
the difference between you and the supermodel that was Emily
(01:56):
who didn't gain one pounds. Stupid, you know, I mean
it was it was insane.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, Like, honestly, if I would have seen that pregnant
picture for the first time for the first time today,
I'd be like, that's fucking AI. No bitch can have
a body like that when they are that pregnant.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's not true, because I hosted the Pregnant Bikini Contest
every single year and there were some beautiful wins.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
The great thing about is Emily didn't win.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, she came in second, and I had like you
were friends with the judges.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, that was wild.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
She was a stripper too.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I remember, Well, what was weird is like if we
would see you guys from the back, I would be like,
I didn't even know you were pregnant, and then you
turn around and be like, oh yeah, whoa, what's going
on there? Sky On the other.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hand, okay, again, we don't need too.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
We built the wall before Trump was even president. Skuy
would just go over the border and be like through.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I didn't just put my arms out at the border.
Remember how you started this conversation about.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I can say that now you're not pregnant anymore. I
can say that now.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Still calling me the worst Sky with sky walking in
the studio every day and go.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh yeah was crashing through.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I wouldn't crash through the wall. I would just open
the door like a.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Normal Yeah, it was just a larger mount Sky.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I was just a larger pregnant woman.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
The picture that we post on our Instagram, the show,
the show, and ah, look at it, she's like tilted
for some reason in the photo is one of It
is the worst photo I've ever seen taketh the sinking.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Who the fuck took that photo of you?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
A professional photographer? There's nothing you could do about it.
There ain't no better lens.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, this isn't about me right now, two bills, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was one ninety.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Eight okay right now, big baby.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Not really.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
She was like a normal size, like seven and a
half pounds world, yeah and a half pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I think you have like a ten or eleven pounder.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
People that I have multiple babies, and they told me
that to my face. They're like, oh, twins, triplets. I'm like, no,
there's just one in there.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
When somebody would say that a little bit, a little.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Bit, I mean, even though I knew it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Still, when you know, the old ladies will come up
and be like, how many babies are.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Literally scot with this kind of stuff. I always Sky's
got pretty thick skin. Ands like my wife's biggest issue
is that she doesn't want to.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Comprehend that she's pregnant.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Like she knows she's pregnant, but like she doesn't want to.
She's like, it's no excuse for how I look. And
I'm like, you're pregnant, excuse me, the only excuse. Like
Sky gets that, Like my wife will be like, just
I gotta I gotta eat less.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Like no, you don't if you're hungry I don't. I
don't want to have a malnourished.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, eating disorder when she's pregnant.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
What the hell just gives me proteins enough nutrients?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, he can't grow.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I was eating.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I just didn't eat anything out of the ordinary. I
didn't go crazy like I didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Not really like if I.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Wanted a burrito, I get a brito, but I wasn't
like eating like two burritos or eating a burrito. And then.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
She gets hungry, and it's get the fun out of her.
It's like sky like dude, and I'm like, is that
like she seeing how fast I eat?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
She finishes meals before me.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
So Sunday night, she had to go see her horse
after work. So she came home with Luna grill and
I got a salad and she a chicken salad, and
she got I'm not a pussy. I just didn't want
the pita. So then she got something she got she
got a similar thing, right, and I was We're watching
and I think.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
The Yankee Red Sox team was on watching the Red
Sox game.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
And I eat. You know how I eat? I eat
pretty fast.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
She was done before I was halfway down with a
sal and she was like like getting like the hoover. Yeah,
and then she's like, hey, I'm done. I don't feel
I need to go sit down. I was like, we
just sat down because.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
You forgot to chew dude happened. So yeah, women can
get a little sensitive, but.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But you're you're also not the brightest guy about certain things.
You know, you don't think you you you are the
most like I don't know what is this? Like, it's
not in these clueless He understands what he does, but
he doesn't like pay attention to things and filter. There's
that too, but I mean it's also like he just
(06:32):
doesn't care about what you're talking about it, So.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I guess I just don't.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
I guess my point is why can't she just understand
she's pregnant?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But you know, you can't say certain things, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
This Like an example of what Eddie's talking about is
like the other night when she asked if something looked okay,
you said yes without looking, and then you situation and
you go, oh shit, that doesn't look okay.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
That sucks because like if I tell her it doesn't
look okay, it could go one way.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
But if I you know, what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But in that one, yeah, all, oh man, your tits
are hanging out. They were probably not best to wear that.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You tell me you love it, you love it?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You know, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Uh well we had
another situation yeah again. This one happened at dinner last night.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah. We went out to dinner on a Monday night
with friends friends.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
It was it was pretty wild and it was at
a We went to this Mediterranean Middle Eastern place, I
think Middle Eastern and it's called Layla's is that Liilah's
or Layla's Laila Layla And it's in North Park and
you get in there and it's a really cool, really
cool vibe.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
I'm a big, big fucking vibe.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Guys. It's really cool though, seriously, and it's like this.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Not listening to me. I've told him about this restaurant
twenty times. Just really quick sidebar, I told him all
about the waterfalls.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Guy, You've heard about it every time.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
He wants recognitions you always.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
But the problem is time. The problem is the problem is.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
She gives me good recommendations, she does, but I wait
too long and there's no reservation.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
That's the problem. So this is this isn't an Emily
problem that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I did notice yesterday when she goes, oh, where are
you going? And then you said I could tell everything
in her body was like clenching up to not fucking
yell at you, being like bro, I told because you're like,
we're going to this place, Laila, it's supposed.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
To be really cool. Like she's never fucking heard of it.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Why why did she have to do that? I was
just counting her. She was right, and I was right.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah, if she is guessed, that's what does Oh I
felt it.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
So anyway, so we get in there and like the
ceiling is completely black with like little stars.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I don't know if you heard told you that.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
And then and then you walk in they have like
a little waterfall and like a little creek.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
You walk over this bridge. It's the lights. It feels
like you're Disney.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Multiple times.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
So a little dark, little dark.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay, so you know I had to squint to try
to see.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, a flashlight.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I would never tell me about it. No, I got
twenty twenty baby, Yeah I do, yes, I do. Bring
in a fucking eye trot right now, let's do it?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Would I get?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
We have? Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Anyway, So we get in there and it's it's Middle
Eastern food. My wife has a lot of Persian friends
and a lot of Persian food, so she kind of
ordered for everybody. But it's also very like everyone shares everything,
which is my fucking nightmare because it's like peta bread
and stuff like that, so everyone there's no way to
cut it unless you tear it, so everyone's kind of
touching everything. You're sharing dips and you're sharing there bro.
(09:52):
So I was kind of out, like, I like the
food was really good, but I didn't want to share
any appetizer.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
But my wife knows me real quick.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Are you in chairs or are you on pillows?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Chairs?
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Pillows would have been crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
That would have been fucking nuts, dude. I would have
just walked in and walked out. I can't do sitting
on pillows. I'm not sitting on the pillows.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Of a restaurant once where we all had to sit
on pillow and you used the bread as like your utensils,
and so you dive into the thing and you eat
it like that. It was crazy.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I can't I can't eat it, but it was hard,
so I went, yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I don't think for most part they don't use like
forks or anything.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
They actually there was no utensil.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, no, I'm not trying to get your finger GMS.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Honestly, they'll give you a little dipping, you know, water,
things to clean your hands, different cl oh my.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
So my wife knows me. So we ordered our own
thing for the two of us and we share it,
and she I have to eat fast now because she
was fucking crushing.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It like they brought this want I gotta I gotta
be like fuck like because she was.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
So At one point they brought like our little salad first,
but they didn't bring anything else, and everyone was doing
their appetizer.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
So I had a little bite of the salad and
she goes, hey, relax.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Our full meals coming, And I go, holy fuck dude.
So she's eating. She's eating for two.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
So after it's over, everyone's doing their Instagram posts, their
Instagram pictures because there's like a tree.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
I don't know if you know this, Emily, there's a
tree there that's really lit up. It's pretty cool. It's
pretty cool. So there's the bridge that walks you from
the entrance to the restaurant.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Haley and I are just standing on the bridge waiting
for everybody, and I was talking to this one guy, uh,
because I didn't know anybody. So I'm talking to him,
and Haley mentions to me, like mid conversation, she goes, hey,
my face. She has a picture and she's looking. She's like,
my face is so fat. This fucking sucks. And I
wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Oh suck.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I'm in the middle of talking to this guy named Paul,
a nice guy, talking to him right now, and Haley says,
my face is so fat.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
This fucking sucks. And I go, Haley, stop, you're not that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Fat, not that fat. So you're fat.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
No, it's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You're fat, but you're not that what.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
She immediately says that fat. I'm not that fat.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Dude, and I go, what a crazy thing to say.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
I didn't even.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
And then I just I doubled down because what am
I supposed to say?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I go, Haley, come on, you're pregnant. Stop this, you're
eating for two you look beautiful. You're just you gained
some weight, it's fine. And then I go, you just
told me a couple of days ago. How old I look,
what's the difference, don't try you look.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
At your age. She doesn't say you look older than you're.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In your mind.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Yeah, you out of your And she just repeated me
that fat.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah you'll hear that forever.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, well later, and she's gonna get bigger. That's the
crazy part. And so at the beginning, yeah, this is
not good.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
She I be watching the pad and we're sitting there
and I'm just watching the game, and I go, do
you want anything from the kitchens? I'm about to get up,
and she I'm not kidding it. She turns and looks
at me and goes that fat.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That fat.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Forever you'll hear that.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
But that's insane.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
She can call me old and wrinkly, but I can't
say you don't look at that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
She just said you look your age, and like Shane
gillis what she said. Yeah, listen, next time she feels
bad about herself, pull up that picture of Scott, show it.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
To hert I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding. In
the restaurant after this happened, because she was mad at me,
I swear to god, I pulled up our Instagram and goes, look, look,
at
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Scott don't make anybody feel good.
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