June 16, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about an issue he has about what is going on at his house while his In-Laws are visiting
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, now this is really going to make no sense.
I can't. I don't. Okay, listen, what was it like
a week or two weeks ago, Thor was talking about
he doesn't really want to be the head of the table.
We're talking about this on the regular show that they
have like an oval shaped kitchen table where they sit
(00:22):
at for dinner. Thor wants to sit on the side
so he has a better view of the TV.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
In my eyes, I'm just more comfortable and I don't
need to be. Roman reigns, Okay, you're not the head
of the table. I don't need to be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I know it's my house, I know where, I know
it's my house, I know where at my table.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well made it made his wife uncomfortable in fact, that
he didn't want to sit at the head of the table,
and like they had guests over. It's a whole it
was a whole scene. Well, now apparently he's offended if
you do sit at the head of the table. We
ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Past year completely uncensored and be filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now you gotta realize this is psychotic. Oh not what
I'm gonna realize this ISD No, it's not. I know
psychotic people don't realize they're a second no. So I
don't understand how you could be offended that somebody's sitting
at the head of the table when you clearly said
you don't want to sit at the head of the table.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's the story I'm about to tell you buckle.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Up for I don't want to because I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm unbuckled because I'm offended by how it went down.
I'm not offended about the seating at the head of
the table. I'm about how when you don't care about
it though I don't. I don't care. It doesn't matter
to me unless something is voiced. Let me give you
an example here. What what So when my brother in
law was in town, I was sitting in my seat
and he said, oh, do you do you want to
(01:51):
sit here at the head of the table, And I said, no,
I don't care. You got it, It doesn't matter to me.
It doesn't And Haley thought that was odd, Like we
talked about whatever father in laws in town. This is
where things get hairy. So my wife's making dinner and
the first night there in town and she doesn't. I
(02:12):
go to set the table. I set the table and
I haven't sat down yet. I set the table and
then I leave to go get something out of my bedroom.
I come back, my father in law is just seated
at the head of the table. That annoyed me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wait, but you don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't care. But
you but why does he just assume he's getting the
head of the table. You're in my house, my table.
I paid for the food. I feel like I should.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He should.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He could sit there if he wants. But I feel
like you need to say, Tyler, do you want to
sit here? Thorn? Do you want to sit here? Sorry?
Tom was my real name? Thor do you want to
sit here? And I would be like, no, Greg, take it,
I don't care. But he just sat there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, Well, do one a minute, Okay, go ahead. You
have an oval shaped table, so there's technically two heads,
just two heads, yes, So maybe he just didn't know,
Like which.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Why would I want to face the head that's behind
the TV behind me? He knows me TV's of course,
but we had we both wanted were watching we watch Yankees,
Red have a nice dinner, here he cares. He cares
way more about the baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Then he wants to watch the TV.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So do I You would ask me then if I
want to sit there? So then the.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Next it's my house.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The next morning, yes, the next morning. You don't think
your age kind of gets you a rank to sit
in that seat, like respect your elders, not at all,
because I think the house you're in, it's the house
you're in. Really, yeah, it's the house your.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Dad came over and put his you know, but in
that seat? Would you be offended?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I would say, I would say something, What would you say?
I like, Dad, you're not going to ask me. He's
just gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he'd be like, I don't ask.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah exactly, but and I would roll my eyes or whatever.
I would say something. I just thought it was a wild.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Did you say something?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I can't. I can't when it comes to when it
comes to my wife, when it comes to my wife's family,
I try not to say much. So it's not my family.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
To the opposite ahead of the table, or do you sit?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I sat, I sat in my seat. Is that right
next to him? I guess the middle? It's in the middle. Yeah, yeah,
So then the next day happens and I did it.
And then the next day happens and breakfast is getting served,
he just sits there again. So then yesterday happened, and
(04:46):
I didn't say anything to anybody. I didn't say anything
to anybody. I was playing, playing this out. The next
day happens and I put my drink at the head
of the.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Table, already sat there twice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't but I want to see what he does,
because I mean, I put it there on purpose, walked
away the purpose, walked away to do to do what.
I don't care, but you got to give me the ask.
You got to give me the ask. Jesus provide well.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Sign of respect.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think it's a sign of respect.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh God, there was no kings. That's what Scott frowns around.
Where's the crown pal?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
If I was in his house, that's crazy. I wouldn't
go near it. Yeah, he's in my house.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But that's an age thing too, though.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think. I don't I get what you're saying is.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who usually the oldest male fan and the guy that
kind of earned it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So if Deborah's husband was husband, if Deborah's dad was
still alive, they're in your house. He gets ahead of
the table without even asking.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I wouldn't even question it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh no, it's not my world.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, tell you the last thing I do. Put my
cup right there.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So I put my drink.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you trying to start a fight?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So I put my drink there. Away, come back. His
glasses are next to the drink.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Also, he knows. So this is a this is a
true standoff.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now he knows what's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Were is it? Old dog? Young dog? Who's gonna win?
Let's go? Were is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Any feeling at this point whose side Haley would take?
Like does she do you think she would support you
in this battle?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Or she did say something?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She did say something. That's a great question, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But it's her dad, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know. I don't know. She knows she has
to have my back. She knows that you've told her that. Yeah,
she always has to have my back. That's the way
that it is. Okay, So she knows even if she
thinks I'm wrong, she could tell me I'm wrong later
and tell me I'm an idiot, and why would you
do that? But has to have my back.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I agree. I agree with this, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's a very different households compared to you know, these
two over here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What you're saying, right, you're wrong, You're wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh my god, you're gonna embarrass me in front of
my friends. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh my god. You can tell me after we leave. Hey,
you're that was you were wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, and I'll understand in the moment, but in.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
The moment, you gotta have my bag. I agree, I can't.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's a good woman.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You can't hold back God, Emily.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you're gonna call a pussy for eating a cob
salad in front of a group of people. I guess
this is what you're gonna do. It's weird. It's not weird,
nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Just wanted to come.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And by the way, during that moment, she was sitting
at the head of the table, not Robert. Just just
for the record, in that moment, in that moment, by
the way, pussy, you're eating a cup salad and I'm
sitting at the head.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And then she just took her dick through it all.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The day.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Real quick. Not get two sidetracks, guy, the new dad
comes over.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, who sits at the head of his?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Name is it?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
He says, come top on my who sits at that
of the table?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Hand of the boom? I'm dying to know who sits
at that of the table.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The last time we had the family over, the heads
of the table were my husband and my brother.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I would have liked if you would have chimed in
a few minutes going back here, What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, they were saying, respect elder thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You could have had my back, yeah, like a bride.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But but she was going after the Emily and you
were saying, it's old older people. She's older.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
So here's the thing, here's the difference. He doesn't want
the head of the table, at least not yet. It
had like there's been no move for it at all.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He's not welcome to your house.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That's a great point.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
No, because him and my mom have to sit so
close to each other to be like cuddling.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Everywhere they can be.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He can be at one end and then her right next.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We have like a wedding crasher situation.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's really disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
There's some stuff going on down, let's.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Not let's not go there. So so it's it's my
husband and my brother. That's kind of just now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
When your dad was alive, Yeah, in the same same situation,
and yeah, it would.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Be my dad and my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
What the fuck? Why not get to the respect the party.
So that's it. Yeah, he's got to earn.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It, guys part seriously, Like, I don't know you barely.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I met you like six times, you know, ahead of
the table Mom's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well that's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Maybe if you're still around in like ten years, we'll
talk about it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
But right now, you're the new guy. I don't think so.
I think if you're new to a family, you don't
get a table. When you're new to a family, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Two years in, he's going to be the head of
the trust fund pretty soon, he's not.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'll tell you. I keep going
All right, now this is really going to make no sense.
I can't. I don't. Okay, listen, what was it like
a week or two weeks ago, Thor was talking about
he doesn't really want to be the head of the table.
We're talking about this on the regular show that they
have like an oval shaped kitchen table where they sit
(00:22):
at for dinner. Thor wants to sit on the side
so he has a better view of the TV.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
In my eyes, I'm just more comfortable and I don't
need to be. Roman reigns, Okay, you're not the head
of the table. I don't need to be.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I know it's my house, I know where, I know
it's my house, I know where at my table.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well made it made his wife uncomfortable in fact, that
he didn't want to sit at the head of the table,
and like they had guests over. It's a whole it
was a whole scene. Well, now apparently he's offended if
you do sit at the head of the table. We
ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Past year completely uncensored and be filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Now you gotta realize this is psychotic. Oh not what
I'm gonna realize this ISD No, it's not. I know
psychotic people don't realize they're a second no. So I
don't understand how you could be offended that somebody's sitting
at the head of the table when you clearly said
you don't want to sit at the head of the table.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's the story I'm about to tell you buckle.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Up for I don't want to because I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm unbuckled because I'm offended by how it went down.
I'm not offended about the seating at the head of
the table. I'm about how when you don't care about
it though I don't. I don't care. It doesn't matter
to me unless something is voiced. Let me give you
an example here. What what So when my brother in
law was in town, I was sitting in my seat
and he said, oh, do you do you want to
(01:51):
sit here at the head of the table, And I said, no,
I don't care. You got it, It doesn't matter to me.
It doesn't And Haley thought that was odd, Like we
talked about whatever father in laws in town. This is
where things get hairy. So my wife's making dinner and
the first night there in town and she doesn't. I
(02:12):
go to set the table. I set the table and
I haven't sat down yet. I set the table and
then I leave to go get something out of my bedroom.
I come back, my father in law is just seated
at the head of the table. That annoyed me.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wait, but you don't care.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't care. But
you but why does he just assume he's getting the
head of the table. You're in my house, my table.
I paid for the food. I feel like I should.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He should.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
He could sit there if he wants. But I feel
like you need to say, Tyler, do you want to
sit here? Thorn? Do you want to sit here? Sorry?
Tom was my real name? Thor do you want to
sit here? And I would be like, no, Greg, take it,
I don't care. But he just sat there.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
No, Well, do one a minute, Okay, go ahead. You
have an oval shaped table, so there's technically two heads,
just two heads, yes, So maybe he just didn't know,
Like which.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Why would I want to face the head that's behind
the TV behind me? He knows me TV's of course,
but we had we both wanted were watching we watch Yankees,
Red have a nice dinner, here he cares. He cares
way more about the baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Then he wants to watch the TV.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So do I You would ask me then if I
want to sit there? So then the.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Next it's my house.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
The next morning, yes, the next morning. You don't think
your age kind of gets you a rank to sit
in that seat, like respect your elders, not at all,
because I think the house you're in, it's the house
you're in. Really, yeah, it's the house your.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Dad came over and put his you know, but in
that seat? Would you be offended?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I would say, I would say something, What would you say?
I like, Dad, you're not going to ask me. He's
just gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
And he'd be like, I don't ask.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah exactly, but and I would roll my eyes or whatever.
I would say something. I just thought it was a wild.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Did you say something?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I can't. I can't when it comes to when it
comes to my wife, when it comes to my wife's family,
I try not to say much. So it's not my family.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
To the opposite ahead of the table, or do you sit?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I sat, I sat in my seat. Is that right
next to him? I guess the middle? It's in the middle. Yeah, yeah,
So then the next day happens and I did it.
And then the next day happens and breakfast is getting served,
he just sits there again. So then yesterday happened, and
(04:46):
I didn't say anything to anybody. I didn't say anything
to anybody. I was playing, playing this out. The next
day happens and I put my drink at the head
of the.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Table, already sat there twice.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I don't but I want to see what he does,
because I mean, I put it there on purpose, walked
away the purpose, walked away to do to do what.
I don't care, but you got to give me the ask.
You got to give me the ask. Jesus provide well.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Sign of respect.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think it's a sign of respect.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh God, there was no kings. That's what Scott frowns around.
Where's the crown pal?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
If I was in his house, that's crazy. I wouldn't
go near it. Yeah, he's in my house.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
But that's an age thing too, though.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think. I don't I get what you're saying is.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who usually the oldest male fan and the guy that
kind of earned it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So if Deborah's husband was husband, if Deborah's dad was
still alive, they're in your house. He gets ahead of
the table without even asking.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I wouldn't even question it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Oh no, it's not my world.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, tell you the last thing I do. Put my
cup right there.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So I put my drink.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you trying to start a fight?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So I put my drink there. Away, come back. His
glasses are next to the drink.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Also, he knows. So this is a this is a
true standoff.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Now he knows what's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Were is it? Old dog? Young dog? Who's gonna win?
Let's go? Were is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Do you have.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Any feeling at this point whose side Haley would take?
Like does she do you think she would support you
in this battle?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Or she did say something?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
She did say something. That's a great question, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
But it's her dad, that's a great question.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I don't know. I don't know. She knows she has
to have my back. She knows that you've told her that. Yeah,
she always has to have my back. That's the way
that it is. Okay, So she knows even if she
thinks I'm wrong, she could tell me I'm wrong later
and tell me I'm an idiot, and why would you
do that? But has to have my back.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I agree. I agree with this, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It's a very different households compared to you know, these
two over here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
What you're saying, right, you're wrong, You're wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh my god, you're gonna embarrass me in front of
my friends. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Oh my god. You can tell me after we leave. Hey,
you're that was you were wrong?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, and I'll understand in the moment, but in.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
The moment, you gotta have my bag. I agree, I can't.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's a good woman.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You can't hold back God, Emily.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And you're gonna call a pussy for eating a cob
salad in front of a group of people. I guess
this is what you're gonna do. It's weird. It's not weird,
nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Just wanted to come.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And by the way, during that moment, she was sitting
at the head of the table, not Robert. Just just
for the record, in that moment, in that moment, by
the way, pussy, you're eating a cup salad and I'm
sitting at the head.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
And then she just took her dick through it all.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
The day.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Real quick. Not get two sidetracks, guy, the new dad
comes over.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, who sits at the head of his?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Name is it?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
He says, come top on my who sits at that
of the table?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Hand of the boom? I'm dying to know who sits
at that of the table.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The last time we had the family over, the heads
of the table were my husband and my brother.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I would have liked if you would have chimed in
a few minutes going back here, What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, they were saying, respect elder thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You could have had my back, yeah, like a bride.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
But but she was going after the Emily and you
were saying, it's old older people. She's older.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
So here's the thing, here's the difference. He doesn't want
the head of the table, at least not yet. It
had like there's been no move for it at all.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
He's not welcome to your house.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That's a great point.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
No, because him and my mom have to sit so
close to each other to be like cuddling.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Everywhere they can be.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
He can be at one end and then her right next.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We have like a wedding crasher situation.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
That's really disgusting.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
There's some stuff going on down, let's.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Not let's not go there. So so it's it's my
husband and my brother. That's kind of just now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
When your dad was alive, Yeah, in the same same situation,
and yeah, it would.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Be my dad and my husband.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
What the fuck? Why not get to the respect the party.
So that's it. Yeah, he's got to earn.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It, guys part seriously, Like, I don't know you barely.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I met you like six times, you know, ahead of
the table Mom's husband.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well that's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Maybe if you're still around in like ten years, we'll
talk about it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
But right now, you're the new guy. I don't think so.
I think if you're new to a family, you don't
get a table. When you're new to a family, Like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Two years in, he's going to be the head of
the trust fund pretty soon, he's not.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'll tell you. I keep going
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