June 25, 2024 • 8 mins
On todays P1 Podcast, wwe discuss the infamous "Hawk Tuah Girl" and ask the girls if they identify as such
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(00:00):
I'm not joking. For the pasttwenty minutes, we have been having a
lengthy breakdown of the most famous personin America. Right now, I am
referring to the Hawk to a Girl. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for
(00:27):
that part the show's after show starts. Now. Well, I was stunned
when, about twenty minutes ago,Emily goes, who is this Hawktua person?
And I was like, how haveyou not heard of her? Thought
it was kidding. Yes, inlike the early nineties, everybody knew who
(00:52):
Julia Roberts was. Oh yeah,it's the same level level. Oh thanks,
same level. Yes, if youdon't know who I'm talking about,
shame on you. Yeah you're noton social media. No, you live
in a village somewhere with no Internet. Let me tell you something. The
fact that fucking Sky knows who Hawkto a Girl is? Yeah, that
(01:15):
that's stuff you should be ashamed ofyourself. I am. I am because
I was. You know, Iwent on social media. I was scrolling
through everything yesterday for a long time. Clip. I have the clip,
Okay, I haven't previewed it.But I think this is previ because people
are making it memes and so it'sliterally everywhere. If you don't know who
hawk to it is, and you'relike, what the hell are you guys
talking about? This is a socialmedia clip that went viral, been mad
(01:38):
that makes a man go crazy everytime you got to get in that hawk
dude spent on that day. Ohmy god, lover, and she's hot,
which really blows it up, likeAmerica's Sweetheart now again going back to
the jumparison, America's Yes, Idon't think Julie Roberts would like to be
(02:01):
Yeah, this is her, seeshe's kind of hot. Yeah, no,
I saw it after we just talkedabout it like twenty minutes. I
think I think it's it's really horrorshwhat she said. Obviously she's hot and
the Southern accent at the everything,it's just like the perfect combination. And
every guy I love this girl lovedbroke over the weekend and I mean literally
(02:24):
my entire Twitter feed was hawked toa that's it. I mean your fucking
shirts being made. There's like memes, like Thor said, and he's everywhere.
So Thor actually he's not on socialmedia right now because he's pretending to
study. I am. I actuallyhave a flight today, I don't want
to do I don't have it onmy phone. It's the point where I
(02:45):
don't even have Safari. I don'teven go on on Safari because I start
cheating and going on on Safari andI don't do that anymore. And I'm
like, I don't have social mediaon my phone. I only have it
on my work computer or if Igo on my iPad, which I don't
really do because it's not the samething about having your hand on your phone.
It's so when I go out andabout, I'm so fucking bored,
Like I'm like standing in line andI'm bored out of my mind. I'm
(03:07):
confused. So you didn't find aboutMonday? You go on? I like
how you go on Twitter? Hereat work, I listened and I should
bang it. Yeah, it's seriousbusiness. But here I listened to a
(03:28):
New York radio show on the wayin and they're three hours ahead, and
they were doing a whole breakdown overhowk to a Girl? And I thought
it was hysterical. And I guessthere's like a bitcoin now for hokt a
girl? And this is, andit's like worth an eighth of a cent.
Our society is fucking insane. Likethis girl is the most famous person
in America right now? How wildis that? It's insane? If I'm
(03:49):
Biden. Okay, do you kickout Kamala Harris? Shut up. I'm
showing up on Thursday and I'm goingI'm ready for the debate. Hang on
one second. Man makes a crazyevery time. You gotta get him.
(04:09):
That hawk dude on that day,he fucking wins. All the Trumpers are
like, okay, ran on her. All right, Okay, I'm a
bidon guy. They didn't say thathe was going to be a little more
hardcore debate. I'm telling you theright thing to do. I think that
if Biden heard that, though,he would die, well, he wouldn't
(04:30):
even understand what that man. Hewould It's a different generation. So we
we again. You know, thishas been talking about for twenty minutes.
So the question was asked, Iwonder who asked this? Yeah, Emily,
Hm you a hawk to a girlasked yeah, I was asking about
a lot of different people, breakingdown every person he knows. Like,
(04:51):
I was like, what do youthink about this? I was got girls
guys and girls about that was wild. The answer that question is yes,
wow a hawk from Eddiel. Iearned it because I'm a hot to a
girl. I pried just to justto be clear. She doesn't swallow,
(05:13):
she's just hot. You want todo that. I feel like I feel
like hock to a girl does itall like if you're a hawk to a
girl, you're you're spitting. He'sa swallowing she's you're doing crazy ship.
Emily is a hawk girl, nota howk tol girl. Oh, just
the first you ever said to me, step up a god. I want
(05:36):
to go viral in my mouth andI don't swallow. Hock to a girl
is putting balls in her mouth.She's gargling. I'm kind of surprised because
I feel like the girl who doesn'tput balls in her mouth isn't isn't Sky?
You know easiness to talk to her. It takes no time, it's
no work on your end makes iteasier. Yeah, he's on me.
I'm spitting on him. Yeah Waita minute, so Sky you confused?
(05:59):
You really confused for a second.Why would anyone spit on you? You
can spin on that thing. Doyou have to say when you accent every
time it works. Yeah. Sothen, of course the dumbest question on
the planet. Yeah, this wasa stupid question. It was it was
on my sky are you a girl? And then he goes, we know
(06:21):
the answer to that, it's no. But but then he said never one
time in your life? Never whatthat's crazy? You need it? Like,
honestly, that's crazy. Like,honestly, I don't know if I've
ever spit in general in front ofmy husband, Like to me, like
spitting you know, I feel likeyou were on a Titanic and you were
(06:43):
like, I should do that scenea girl. Honestly, they probably have.
That's good. You've been with yourhusband how long a let's see,
been twenty seven seven seven? Intwenty seven fucking years. You never hockdhood
(07:06):
one time? I don't. Idon't know, like a little baby would
I just like fuck, I honestlyfeel bad for the man, like to
me an equivalent to me, thisis an equivalent question. In twenty seven
years, you've never farted on yourhusband during sec No, I haven't.
Why would I ever think something grosslike that? It's not gross, guy,
(07:30):
I don't think it's gross. Stopscreaming out about queen, Like,
yeah, fart is gross, butlike if you to me, that's gross.
If you walk to it on yourhusband, even even if he howked
to it in his face, hewould love it. The human is gross.
I'm sorry, I don't care.Do you hear that? It clearly
is it? Yeah? That's whyshe's got violent, she's gone. She's
the most popular human in America becausethey want it. You gotta give him
(07:53):
that hawk. Dude spent on thatnight like and then you're you're no,
here you go, You're very it'syour spit. I don't know, it's
not you have to Yeah, it'snot a loo gi Sky, it's it
was you thought it was like aflat look you well, I don't know.
(08:16):
I mean, I honestly don't know. Like Sky thinks you have to
have a fever and a cold todo that.
I'm not joking. For the pasttwenty minutes, we have been having a
lengthy breakdown of the most famous personin America. Right now, I am
referring to the Hawk to a Girl. We ain't done yet. It's time
for the one podcast over a year, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for
(00:27):
that part the show's after show starts. Now. Well, I was stunned
when, about twenty minutes ago,Emily goes, who is this Hawktua person?
And I was like, how haveyou not heard of her? Thought
it was kidding. Yes, inlike the early nineties, everybody knew who
(00:52):
Julia Roberts was. Oh yeah,it's the same level level. Oh thanks,
same level. Yes, if youdon't know who I'm talking about,
shame on you. Yeah you're noton social media. No, you live
in a village somewhere with no Internet. Let me tell you something. The
fact that fucking Sky knows who Hawkto a Girl is? Yeah, that
(01:15):
that's stuff you should be ashamed ofyourself. I am. I am because
I was. You know, Iwent on social media. I was scrolling
through everything yesterday for a long time. Clip. I have the clip,
Okay, I haven't previewed it.But I think this is previ because people
are making it memes and so it'sliterally everywhere. If you don't know who
hawk to it is, and you'relike, what the hell are you guys
talking about? This is a socialmedia clip that went viral, been mad
(01:38):
that makes a man go crazy everytime you got to get in that hawk
dude spent on that day. Ohmy god, lover, and she's hot,
which really blows it up, likeAmerica's Sweetheart now again going back to
the jumparison, America's Yes, Idon't think Julie Roberts would like to be
(02:01):
Yeah, this is her, seeshe's kind of hot. Yeah, no,
I saw it after we just talkedabout it like twenty minutes. I
think I think it's it's really horrorshwhat she said. Obviously she's hot and
the Southern accent at the everything,it's just like the perfect combination. And
every guy I love this girl lovedbroke over the weekend and I mean literally
(02:24):
my entire Twitter feed was hawked toa that's it. I mean your fucking
shirts being made. There's like memes, like Thor said, and he's everywhere.
So Thor actually he's not on socialmedia right now because he's pretending to
study. I am. I actuallyhave a flight today, I don't want
to do I don't have it onmy phone. It's the point where I
(02:45):
don't even have Safari. I don'teven go on on Safari because I start
cheating and going on on Safari andI don't do that anymore. And I'm
like, I don't have social mediaon my phone. I only have it
on my work computer or if Igo on my iPad, which I don't
really do because it's not the samething about having your hand on your phone.
It's so when I go out andabout, I'm so fucking bored,
Like I'm like standing in line andI'm bored out of my mind. I'm
(03:07):
confused. So you didn't find aboutMonday? You go on? I like
how you go on Twitter? Hereat work, I listened and I should
bang it. Yeah, it's seriousbusiness. But here I listened to a
(03:28):
New York radio show on the wayin and they're three hours ahead, and
they were doing a whole breakdown overhowk to a Girl? And I thought
it was hysterical. And I guessthere's like a bitcoin now for hokt a
girl? And this is, andit's like worth an eighth of a cent.
Our society is fucking insane. Likethis girl is the most famous person
in America right now? How wildis that? It's insane? If I'm
(03:49):
Biden. Okay, do you kickout Kamala Harris? Shut up. I'm
showing up on Thursday and I'm goingI'm ready for the debate. Hang on
one second. Man makes a crazyevery time. You gotta get him.
(04:09):
That hawk dude on that day,he fucking wins. All the Trumpers are
like, okay, ran on her. All right, Okay, I'm a
bidon guy. They didn't say thathe was going to be a little more
hardcore debate. I'm telling you theright thing to do. I think that
if Biden heard that, though,he would die, well, he wouldn't
(04:30):
even understand what that man. Hewould It's a different generation. So we
we again. You know, thishas been talking about for twenty minutes.
So the question was asked, Iwonder who asked this? Yeah, Emily,
Hm you a hawk to a girlasked yeah, I was asking about
a lot of different people, breakingdown every person he knows. Like,
(04:51):
I was like, what do youthink about this? I was got girls
guys and girls about that was wild. The answer that question is yes,
wow a hawk from Eddiel. Iearned it because I'm a hot to a
girl. I pried just to justto be clear. She doesn't swallow,
(05:13):
she's just hot. You want todo that. I feel like I feel
like hock to a girl does itall like if you're a hawk to a
girl, you're you're spitting. He'sa swallowing she's you're doing crazy ship.
Emily is a hawk girl, nota howk tol girl. Oh, just
the first you ever said to me, step up a god. I want
(05:36):
to go viral in my mouth andI don't swallow. Hock to a girl
is putting balls in her mouth.She's gargling. I'm kind of surprised because
I feel like the girl who doesn'tput balls in her mouth isn't isn't Sky?
You know easiness to talk to her. It takes no time, it's
no work on your end makes iteasier. Yeah, he's on me.
I'm spitting on him. Yeah Waita minute, so Sky you confused?
(05:59):
You really confused for a second.Why would anyone spit on you? You
can spin on that thing. Doyou have to say when you accent every
time it works. Yeah. Sothen, of course the dumbest question on
the planet. Yeah, this wasa stupid question. It was it was
on my sky are you a girl? And then he goes, we know
(06:21):
the answer to that, it's no. But but then he said never one
time in your life? Never whatthat's crazy? You need it? Like,
honestly, that's crazy. Like,honestly, I don't know if I've
ever spit in general in front ofmy husband, Like to me, like
spitting you know, I feel likeyou were on a Titanic and you were
(06:43):
like, I should do that scenea girl. Honestly, they probably have.
That's good. You've been with yourhusband how long a let's see,
been twenty seven seven seven? Intwenty seven fucking years. You never hockdhood
(07:06):
one time? I don't. Idon't know, like a little baby would
I just like fuck, I honestlyfeel bad for the man, like to
me an equivalent to me, thisis an equivalent question. In twenty seven
years, you've never farted on yourhusband during sec No, I haven't.
Why would I ever think something grosslike that? It's not gross, guy,
(07:30):
I don't think it's gross. Stopscreaming out about queen, Like,
yeah, fart is gross, butlike if you to me, that's gross.
If you walk to it on yourhusband, even even if he howked
to it in his face, hewould love it. The human is gross.
I'm sorry, I don't care.Do you hear that? It clearly
is it? Yeah? That's whyshe's got violent, she's gone. She's
the most popular human in America becausethey want it. You gotta give him
(07:53):
that hawk. Dude spent on thatnight like and then you're you're no,
here you go, You're very it'syour spit. I don't know, it's
not you have to Yeah, it'snot a loo gi Sky, it's it
was you thought it was like aflat look you well, I don't know.
(08:16):
I mean, I honestly don't know. Like Sky thinks you have to
have a fever and a cold todo that.
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