June 26, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about Sky's daughter going away for a week and the plans The Boo has in store for her
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(00:02):
Well, things are about to getreal crazy and sky. I don't know
if you're going to survive the weekon two counts. Number one, your
daughter is going out of town withoutyou. How will you or her survive?
I don't I don't even know.But if you're going to be home
(00:22):
alone with the Boo, you knowwhat that means? Right, walking Crooked,
It's about to get real weird.We ain't done yet. It's time
for the podcast yet completely uncensored andunacting filtered except for that part. The
(00:46):
show's after show starts now. SoI feel like this is your nightmare but
the Boo's dream. Yes, yeah, you're hitting on it. It's pretty
close. Yeah. I thought itwas my dream too. But the amount
of worry you're gonna have, yeah, anxiety, yeah, fear, fear,
(01:07):
it's just you're you're an entire insideout movie and you're not and we're
not even we're not even talking aboutyour daughter leave it. Yeah, yes,
your your daughter's going on vacation withanother family. Yes she is,
and so out in the world withoutyou. I mean, who's going to
talk for her? It's almost it'salmost like it's going to be good for
it. Wait, no, come, on to not have her mom there
(01:30):
is she going to eat? It'scrazy? Wait, what is she like
seven eight years old? She's likefourteen, fourteen, she's fourteen. Lots
lots of rice, lots of bagel. But what is like the family makes
a meal. Yeah, she's stayin and they make a meal. I
mean, do they know her vacations? Yes? They do. You know,
you know, I've let them know. Oh Amy got in there,
(01:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah,Emily, what would you do if your
son brought a friend on a tripand the mom got in there to let
you know the things he can andcarry offense? I would be a little
alarmed, a little a little,and you would just you would just play
kate them and then make what youmake right. But what night you were
really looking forward to, you know, ordering pizza? Now you got to
(02:13):
get it without cheese. It's wild, It's wild. I don't know,
defense, you asshole? What theother mom asked me? Is there anything
she doesn't like? Are there friends? We don't have any because when I'd
(02:34):
go out with when when I'd goon trips with friends, and when friends
go on trips to me, Idon't think those conversations ever happen. I
understand that when we were grown up, though, that's the way this should
be. Yes, and if andif my daughter goes to somebody's house for
like the day, they don't askme, what will she But since it's
(02:58):
there's only three things, she hasa bar code on her arm and you
have to take a picture of itand tell you her menu and marc.
Yeah, so she actually asked.Now, if she didn't ask what I
have brought it up? Probably probably, But I did let her know you
can order pizza, but don't getweirded out when she rips the cheese and
(03:22):
all the top things off. SoI gave I gave them a heads off
breadsticks, Like, what do wewaste the pizza for? Just give her
everybody's left over crust. So it'sgonna be a wild week. It's gonna
be a lot from a lot ofdifferent directions here, uh, sky,
I feel like you're gonna be anervous wrecked at least in the beginning.
(03:42):
Hopefully you're gonna calm down and knowthat, Okay, everybody's fine. Yeah,
but we all know by middle ofthe week, she's gonna start getting
phone call you think, So middleof the do I think so middle it's
a Saturday to Saturday thing, Somaybe okay, you're right. Maybe,
Well you're gonna get called every dayevery day. No, it's going to
be an hour into the trip andI'm going to get a text. I
(04:04):
mean it's going to say I don'tfeel good or somebody don't I do.
I just I say, well,they're not feeling good? Did you take
your drama? Mean? Because wegot some motion sickness issues, and it's
a car trip, a very longcar trip, and there's going to be
a day on a boat. Soit's a boat on a lake and they're
(04:30):
like going tu being But again againtalk to the mom and said pack in
the drama. Mean, but ifyou need to, like drop her on
the beach for an hour, justdrop her on the beach and you guys
tube around the lake. Yeah,I think she's going Saturday to Saturday.
I think by Wednesday. I haveno idea where they're going. But no
matter where they are on earth,by Wednesday, Sky will drop what she's
(04:54):
doing and go pick up her daughter. Hold on pick her up day.
Yeah, they yes, she's goingto get her. We're not working Thursday
or Friday. Next sky will she'llbe fucked five ways from Sunday by her
husband. So she'll be like,I gotta get the funk out of here.
I need to go save my baby. She's gonna get Bobo and her
(05:16):
weird in and out order, Boband her weird in and out order,
and she's gonna drive to fucking Washingtonshe has to do, and she's gonna
pick her up and we're going toget a text on Thursday going guess who
I'm with head not selfie. Weall know it's gonna happen. No,
she will happen. Noan know thecalls are correct, the text are correcked.
(05:39):
But she will have to be illfor me to go. Yeah,
meant what face, I'm miserable,I have a fever, I can't stop
throwing up. I've broken a bowl, something like that, something something like
that. But to try all thatway, you guys are crazy, weird.
(06:02):
But but you know when mama bearwell yeah, I mean, if
someone's attacking her or something. Butif she's if she's texting me saying people
are being mean, no I'm not. No, this is your time to
figure it out. Look at thisbitch, this rough so obviously this is
(06:27):
going to be a wild adventure forboth Sky and her daughter. But what
about the boo, the whole bootgoing through the same range of emotions.
There's a whole other person in thishouse. We always forget about this.
Why he barely is there get intheir opinion, So the boo, you
know what happens whenever they get alonetime in the house, which is very
rare. Yeah, he thinks it'ssex fest ninety nine, right, sixty
(06:53):
nine whatever, he's he just dida Beavis and butt headler right now,
just so you know. Yeah,of course, So it's all next next
week or whatever it is, whattwo weeks from now? Yeah, whatever
that week is. It's on likeevery single day, every single night,
multiple times. You guys are justgonna be walking around dicks out hard,
(07:14):
ready to go. Yeah the wholetime. Yeah, the whole time.
The dick is hard for seven days, just seven Okay, he's ready to
go. So dude, obviously he'sbeen thinking about this for a while and
he's got some big plans. Guys. I don't like his big plans.
Yeah, so he does have bigplans that I did not realize and I
(07:43):
now realize because we are now aweek out. He is starting to drop
little comments here and there, commentsjust kind of like what like Eddie said,
like basically, oh the second wehave our house to ourselves, close
off music, like you're in hedonismall of a sudden, seriously, like
(08:07):
most things, I just don't respondand pretend like I don't hear it,
and just what you yeah, likelike literally no one spoke, you know
what I mean? Because if Idon't ignowl, it's like a kid who
closes their eyes and if they can'tsee you, they think you can't see
them. It's very much the samelogic. So if I don't acknowledge it,
maybe it's not true. So Iget it. I I figured as
(08:28):
much. We're gonna have a coupleparty days in there where That's what I
call it, because it involves gettingdrunk, hanging out in the spots.
I'm weak. You're getting fucked upon like a Tuesday at one in the
afternoon. If we got that,it's so weird. If something actually happens,
(08:50):
you need to go. Well,could you say that any time?
Like I guess, but I don'teven have party day like that? No,
you should try it. You don'tget hammer didn't have some wild Tuesday
taking a nap, so so Iknew there would be a handful of those
days mixed in. But what Ididn't realize is that my husband has bigger
(09:13):
plans and has had bigger plans fora long time that I haven't been aware
of. Well, so he's droppinghis stuff and I'm, you know,
like his comments and I'm I'm ignoringthem about how good time for a lingerie
fashion show because you know, wehave that whole bin packed with just shit
(09:37):
like toys, all right, Andbut but he thinks, you know,
like any good homeowner does, everyonce in a while, you need to
do a little spring cleaning around thehouse. So if I try on and
model everything in the bin, thenwe can really determine what we need to
get rid of and what we needto keep. How do you move?
(10:00):
I don't you just walk out andtwirl? What's the like? I can't
imagine you doing this? Yeah,no, I don't. I don't he
always he's just sitting there with asmile on his face. He no,
he's like was on for him.Yeah, he'll probably just like be in
his underwear or whatever. Luis,I don't know what's going on. He's
(10:20):
like he's like commenting on it,like Oh I like that one, or
I like the bottoms on that,or ooh that that top makes you know
your skid marks on this one.I mean, that's bringing up skid marks.
So I just like and I gointo the bathroom to put on let's
say, I put it on pieceof laundrey, and I come out and
how did you end up in yourunderwear? Underwearltering? My wife did a
(10:46):
fashion show for my birthday. Oh, but she like was all about it.
She said she want it was likeit was before the it was before
midnight because my bird is on NewYears, so it was eleven thirty and
I and she she was, youknow, she was feeling it. So
she went in and put on acouple of outfits and wanted me to pick
which one I wanted her to wear, but she wanted me to see everyone.
But it was like a special thingfor my birthday, so I could
(11:07):
kind of wrap my mind around this. But I also wasn't sitting there in
my underwear in July in the middleof the day. Really, And my
wife's a little freakier that Sky isScott Freaky Sky gets freaky d K.
Yeah, but though we talked aboutthat yesterday. Yeah, definitely stop bringing
(11:28):
that girl up. So, Okay, it's interesting you brought up your birthday
thor because he's talking about the Launderiefashion show and the bin and great whatever.
And that's all of a sudden whenhe drops something to the sort of
like something about like, oh,and there may be a few a few
new items in there, like areyou just randomly lingerie shopping on a Wednesday?
(11:52):
Like what the new? Like whywould there be new items? You?
No? No, Like, Ihave no fucking clue what he's talking
about. And that's and I'm likenew items. I'm like, did I
buy something I didn't like? I'mthinking like maybe I bought something so long
ago and I put it in thereand I never wore it or whatever.
And that's when he informs me thathe really missed out this year for his
(12:18):
birthday. Is his birthday in March, Yes, it is Patrick's day.
He really missed out this year,and he had planned and thought that we
were going to get away for hisbirthday and do a hotel stay. You
know how he fucking loves those.That's when you're grinding Okay, I'm not
(12:43):
slapping him around. There's other waysto inflict pain. That is where that
that was the hotel, Yeah,that happened. So turns out for his
birthday in March, he thought wewere doing a hotel stay, which we
had talked about, but we couldn'twork it out, you know, like
(13:05):
anyway, we couldn't work it out, and so we never went. And
that was like literally the last Iheard of that. Well, I guess
he thought we were gonna make itwork out. So he went and purchased
a couple things that he would likeme to wear. So he's on these
laundchroom websites by himself. I mean, I don't think he's trolling them,
(13:28):
but I think when well maybe hehas. But like when he wants to
buy me something, yes, hewill go to a I don't know if
it's an Amazon or if it's likeactually like a hustler dot com. And
so this guy has had multiple outfitshe purchased for me. He never told
you that. I was never awareof. And have been sitting in our
(13:48):
lingerie bin for months and he's beenlike waiting for the fucking moments. Guy's
always saying that he's doing projects aroundthe house. Now I know what some
of these projects are project sorting throughthe bin. So I have no idea.
I mean, I'm assuming we're stillin the leather realm, but I
(14:09):
like literally have no idea what itis. I'm now kind of scared,
Like I know you've scared. Youmay not make it out of this week.
Honestly, I'm not kidding, Likethis is so bizarre. Yeah,
so I don't even know what itis. You're not curious. Before the
day, you didn't ask him.Why don't you open the bin and look
later? Today? You just wantto ignore it. Yes, I'm like
(14:31):
literally hoping, but it's gonna havea It's I'm hoping it's gonna go away.
Sky Are you gonna call up yourdaughter's friend's mom and ask if you
Well, things are about to getreal crazy and sky. I don't know
if you're going to survive the weekon two counts. Number one, your
daughter is going out of town withoutyou. How will you or her survive?
I don't I don't even know.But if you're going to be home
(00:22):
alone with the Boo, you knowwhat that means? Right, walking Crooked,
It's about to get real weird.We ain't done yet. It's time
for the podcast yet completely uncensored andunacting filtered except for that part. The
(00:46):
show's after show starts now. SoI feel like this is your nightmare but
the Boo's dream. Yes, yeah, you're hitting on it. It's pretty
close. Yeah. I thought itwas my dream too. But the amount
of worry you're gonna have, yeah, anxiety, yeah, fear, fear,
(01:07):
it's just you're you're an entire insideout movie and you're not and we're
not even we're not even talking aboutyour daughter leave it. Yeah, yes,
your your daughter's going on vacation withanother family. Yes she is,
and so out in the world withoutyou. I mean, who's going to
talk for her? It's almost it'salmost like it's going to be good for
it. Wait, no, come, on to not have her mom there
(01:30):
is she going to eat? It'scrazy? Wait, what is she like
seven eight years old? She's likefourteen, fourteen, she's fourteen. Lots
lots of rice, lots of bagel. But what is like the family makes
a meal. Yeah, she's stayin and they make a meal. I
mean, do they know her vacations? Yes? They do. You know,
you know, I've let them know. Oh Amy got in there,
(01:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah,Emily, what would you do if your
son brought a friend on a tripand the mom got in there to let
you know the things he can andcarry offense? I would be a little
alarmed, a little a little,and you would just you would just play
kate them and then make what youmake right. But what night you were
really looking forward to, you know, ordering pizza? Now you got to
(02:13):
get it without cheese. It's wild, It's wild. I don't know,
defense, you asshole? What theother mom asked me? Is there anything
she doesn't like? Are there friends? We don't have any because when I'd
(02:34):
go out with when when I'd goon trips with friends, and when friends
go on trips to me, Idon't think those conversations ever happen. I
understand that when we were grown up, though, that's the way this should
be. Yes, and if andif my daughter goes to somebody's house for
like the day, they don't askme, what will she But since it's
(02:58):
there's only three things, she hasa bar code on her arm and you
have to take a picture of itand tell you her menu and marc.
Yeah, so she actually asked.Now, if she didn't ask what I
have brought it up? Probably probably, But I did let her know you
can order pizza, but don't getweirded out when she rips the cheese and
(03:22):
all the top things off. SoI gave I gave them a heads off
breadsticks, Like, what do wewaste the pizza for? Just give her
everybody's left over crust. So it'sgonna be a wild week. It's gonna
be a lot from a lot ofdifferent directions here, uh, sky,
I feel like you're gonna be anervous wrecked at least in the beginning.
(03:42):
Hopefully you're gonna calm down and knowthat, Okay, everybody's fine. Yeah,
but we all know by middle ofthe week, she's gonna start getting
phone call you think, So middleof the do I think so middle it's
a Saturday to Saturday thing, Somaybe okay, you're right. Maybe,
Well you're gonna get called every dayevery day. No, it's going to
be an hour into the trip andI'm going to get a text. I
(04:04):
mean it's going to say I don'tfeel good or somebody don't I do.
I just I say, well,they're not feeling good? Did you take
your drama? Mean? Because wegot some motion sickness issues, and it's
a car trip, a very longcar trip, and there's going to be
a day on a boat. Soit's a boat on a lake and they're
(04:30):
like going tu being But again againtalk to the mom and said pack in
the drama. Mean, but ifyou need to, like drop her on
the beach for an hour, justdrop her on the beach and you guys
tube around the lake. Yeah,I think she's going Saturday to Saturday.
I think by Wednesday. I haveno idea where they're going. But no
matter where they are on earth,by Wednesday, Sky will drop what she's
(04:54):
doing and go pick up her daughter. Hold on pick her up day.
Yeah, they yes, she's goingto get her. We're not working Thursday
or Friday. Next sky will she'llbe fucked five ways from Sunday by her
husband. So she'll be like,I gotta get the funk out of here.
I need to go save my baby. She's gonna get Bobo and her
(05:16):
weird in and out order, Boband her weird in and out order,
and she's gonna drive to fucking Washingtonshe has to do, and she's gonna
pick her up and we're going toget a text on Thursday going guess who
I'm with head not selfie. Weall know it's gonna happen. No,
she will happen. Noan know thecalls are correct, the text are correcked.
(05:39):
But she will have to be illfor me to go. Yeah,
meant what face, I'm miserable,I have a fever, I can't stop
throwing up. I've broken a bowl, something like that, something something like
that. But to try all thatway, you guys are crazy, weird.
(06:02):
But but you know when mama bearwell yeah, I mean, if
someone's attacking her or something. Butif she's if she's texting me saying people
are being mean, no I'm not. No, this is your time to
figure it out. Look at thisbitch, this rough so obviously this is
(06:27):
going to be a wild adventure forboth Sky and her daughter. But what
about the boo, the whole bootgoing through the same range of emotions.
There's a whole other person in thishouse. We always forget about this.
Why he barely is there get intheir opinion, So the boo, you
know what happens whenever they get alonetime in the house, which is very
rare. Yeah, he thinks it'ssex fest ninety nine, right, sixty
(06:53):
nine whatever, he's he just dida Beavis and butt headler right now,
just so you know. Yeah,of course, So it's all next next
week or whatever it is, whattwo weeks from now? Yeah, whatever
that week is. It's on likeevery single day, every single night,
multiple times. You guys are justgonna be walking around dicks out hard,
(07:14):
ready to go. Yeah the wholetime. Yeah, the whole time.
The dick is hard for seven days, just seven Okay, he's ready to
go. So dude, obviously he'sbeen thinking about this for a while and
he's got some big plans. Guys. I don't like his big plans.
Yeah, so he does have bigplans that I did not realize and I
(07:43):
now realize because we are now aweek out. He is starting to drop
little comments here and there, commentsjust kind of like what like Eddie said,
like basically, oh the second wehave our house to ourselves, close
off music, like you're in hedonismall of a sudden, seriously, like
(08:07):
most things, I just don't respondand pretend like I don't hear it,
and just what you yeah, likelike literally no one spoke, you know
what I mean? Because if Idon't ignowl, it's like a kid who
closes their eyes and if they can'tsee you, they think you can't see
them. It's very much the samelogic. So if I don't acknowledge it,
maybe it's not true. So Iget it. I I figured as
(08:28):
much. We're gonna have a coupleparty days in there where That's what I
call it, because it involves gettingdrunk, hanging out in the spots.
I'm weak. You're getting fucked upon like a Tuesday at one in the
afternoon. If we got that,it's so weird. If something actually happens,
(08:50):
you need to go. Well,could you say that any time?
Like I guess, but I don'teven have party day like that? No,
you should try it. You don'tget hammer didn't have some wild Tuesday
taking a nap, so so Iknew there would be a handful of those
days mixed in. But what Ididn't realize is that my husband has bigger
(09:13):
plans and has had bigger plans fora long time that I haven't been aware
of. Well, so he's droppinghis stuff and I'm, you know,
like his comments and I'm I'm ignoringthem about how good time for a lingerie
fashion show because you know, wehave that whole bin packed with just shit
(09:37):
like toys, all right, Andbut but he thinks, you know,
like any good homeowner does, everyonce in a while, you need to
do a little spring cleaning around thehouse. So if I try on and
model everything in the bin, thenwe can really determine what we need to
get rid of and what we needto keep. How do you move?
(10:00):
I don't you just walk out andtwirl? What's the like? I can't
imagine you doing this? Yeah,no, I don't. I don't he
always he's just sitting there with asmile on his face. He no,
he's like was on for him.Yeah, he'll probably just like be in
his underwear or whatever. Luis,I don't know what's going on. He's
(10:20):
like he's like commenting on it,like Oh I like that one, or
I like the bottoms on that,or ooh that that top makes you know
your skid marks on this one.I mean, that's bringing up skid marks.
So I just like and I gointo the bathroom to put on let's
say, I put it on pieceof laundrey, and I come out and
how did you end up in yourunderwear? Underwearltering? My wife did a
(10:46):
fashion show for my birthday. Oh, but she like was all about it.
She said she want it was likeit was before the it was before
midnight because my bird is on NewYears, so it was eleven thirty and
I and she she was, youknow, she was feeling it. So
she went in and put on acouple of outfits and wanted me to pick
which one I wanted her to wear, but she wanted me to see everyone.
But it was like a special thingfor my birthday, so I could
(11:07):
kind of wrap my mind around this. But I also wasn't sitting there in
my underwear in July in the middleof the day. Really, And my
wife's a little freakier that Sky isScott Freaky Sky gets freaky d K.
Yeah, but though we talked aboutthat yesterday. Yeah, definitely stop bringing
(11:28):
that girl up. So, Okay, it's interesting you brought up your birthday
thor because he's talking about the Launderiefashion show and the bin and great whatever.
And that's all of a sudden whenhe drops something to the sort of
like something about like, oh,and there may be a few a few
new items in there, like areyou just randomly lingerie shopping on a Wednesday?
(11:52):
Like what the new? Like whywould there be new items? You?
No? No, Like, Ihave no fucking clue what he's talking
about. And that's and I'm likenew items. I'm like, did I
buy something I didn't like? I'mthinking like maybe I bought something so long
ago and I put it in thereand I never wore it or whatever.
And that's when he informs me thathe really missed out this year for his
(12:18):
birthday. Is his birthday in March, Yes, it is Patrick's day.
He really missed out this year,and he had planned and thought that we
were going to get away for hisbirthday and do a hotel stay. You
know how he fucking loves those.That's when you're grinding Okay, I'm not
(12:43):
slapping him around. There's other waysto inflict pain. That is where that
that was the hotel, Yeah,that happened. So turns out for his
birthday in March, he thought wewere doing a hotel stay, which we
had talked about, but we couldn'twork it out, you know, like
(13:05):
anyway, we couldn't work it out, and so we never went. And
that was like literally the last Iheard of that. Well, I guess
he thought we were gonna make itwork out. So he went and purchased
a couple things that he would likeme to wear. So he's on these
laundchroom websites by himself. I mean, I don't think he's trolling them,
(13:28):
but I think when well maybe hehas. But like when he wants to
buy me something, yes, hewill go to a I don't know if
it's an Amazon or if it's likeactually like a hustler dot com. And
so this guy has had multiple outfitshe purchased for me. He never told
you that. I was never awareof. And have been sitting in our
(13:48):
lingerie bin for months and he's beenlike waiting for the fucking moments. Guy's
always saying that he's doing projects aroundthe house. Now I know what some
of these projects are project sorting throughthe bin. So I have no idea.
I mean, I'm assuming we're stillin the leather realm, but I
(14:09):
like literally have no idea what itis. I'm now kind of scared,
Like I know you've scared. Youmay not make it out of this week.
Honestly, I'm not kidding, Likethis is so bizarre. Yeah,
so I don't even know what itis. You're not curious. Before the
day, you didn't ask him.Why don't you open the bin and look
later? Today? You just wantto ignore it. Yes, I'm like
(14:31):
literally hoping, but it's gonna havea It's I'm hoping it's gonna go away.
Sky Are you gonna call up yourdaughter's friend's mom and ask if you
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