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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's never cool when you get accused of something that
you did not do and you're just you have to fight,
you know, for your innocence, and it's it's always been
a difficult thing. Well, four, while he was on vacation,
has been accused of a crime and he's innocent. According
to him, he's innocent and he had to fight for
(00:22):
his innocence and to be proven that he is not guilty.
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
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Speaker 1 (00:45):
Man, I can't believe this. Yeah what Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Based on your description, I immediately thought of Harrison Ford
and the fugitive, like he didn't really do it and
he's got to go on the run hen Houses.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, it might have been, might have been. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It's crazy, man, what he heard him.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
We've heard him be, you know, accused of things before,
like when he got pulled over for using his phone
and which time, which time.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He was at the end of the day. Uh, you
could answer the question for everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Was I found not guilty? The cop didn't show up.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's not true. The cops showed up both times, Babe, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Showed up and both times not guilty.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't think he can't handle the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh So we're in the Florida Keys and rad Our
pool at the hotel. My wife, I'm hanging out with
my nephew Ethan, my other nephew Dash. We're having a
great time.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And my sister's like.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sky in it where she loves talking to other moms.
It's so annoying. No, she doesn't know nothing worse because
now there because this other little kid probably the same
age as Dashed. Dashes for the other little kid was
the same age. And by the way, now they have
these swimmys that are a whole vest. Have you seen
this rather than just a swimmy?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
This annoys.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Would that annoy you would?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
When I was a kid, I just put the swimmings
on my arms. You didn't have more.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
They have a have a better invention.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Because when I was playing, when I was we had
water guns in the pool and it was kind of
me Dash and Ethan, okay, And when I was trying
to I was going double guns. And when I was
trying to shoot them with the water, his chest protector
his like floating on his chest was protecting him.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It wasn't fair.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, Well him and Ethan were teaming up on me,
get me in the face. But then I couldn't spray
them in the face.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Says?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Who says them?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, Well to them, you're not.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's ridiculous. So I was that annoyed me. But so
we're in there and like you know, I'm trying to
hang out my nephews, and other little kid wants to play,
and it's just like, I don't want to hang out
this little kid.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I don't be fun for your nephews to hang out
with another kid.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't get to see my nephews that much, so
I want to hang out with them. This little third
kid that's there I don't want to hang out with,
but I'm trying to placid him. Well, it's just like
it's just like, listen, I like my family's kids.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I like your guys's kids.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But people that don't know I don't care for their kids,
and I don't want to be around them. I don't
want to be I don't kids. I just used to.
I wasn't going I wasn't walking up to another family
trying to hang out with their kids.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Here's the thing, guy, is that kid didn't want to
hang out with you either. They wanted to hang out
with the other kids, kids with kids.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I wanted to hang but I want to hang out
with my nephews.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Grow up.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I just get out of here.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You don't go do your own thing.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So my sister's talking to the mom.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
They're having a whole conversation, and this kid's over and
I'm clearly annoyed by this, but whatever, I'm leaving it alone,
hanging out. Dansh is playing with the other four year old,
and me and Ethan and my wife are playing with
each other and we're like with the super soakers and
a good time. And then at one point, my sister
has these little balls that like open.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, they're like they'll fake water balloons.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They're fake.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, they're fake water. Yeah, they're pretty cool. They're like
fake water balloons.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You put them under You open the ball underwater, and
then it closes like a magnet and now there's water
in it and you could throw it at people and
it explodes.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
They're like silicone like you open them up and then
fill them up with water and then it's like the
same as the water bloom, but it doesn't leave all
the doors.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Well door is impressed by these new swimmings. I'm impressed
by these.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
New water balloones.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You Yeah, it's crazy and like we had.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
My sister had a red one, a green one, and
a yellow one, and the little ship kid I'm gonna
call them wanted wanted the green one, and I'm like,
it's not yours.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Did you say that?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I did.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I didn't say that, but in my head, I'm like,
someone teaches.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Kid manners and four, you know, just wants to play.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
His mom was over by the bar. What a shocker.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Some vacations cocktail, I mean kids in.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
The boy made drowned.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So uh, I was using the toy and I threw
it at Ethan and then I grabbed it and the
kid said he wanted it, and I went on and
I know the kid like said something to me about
how he wanted it, and I pretended I didn't hear
because I was annoyed by the kid.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And I'm using it to play with my nephew.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So a couple of minutes go by and I'm not
playing with it anymore, and me and my wife were
just standing there talking, and then the kid with the
floaties little ship starts to cry for no reason. It
was fucking weird, and the.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mom comes running over like she cares.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Meanwhile, she's like five cocktails in. Shouldn't give a fuck cocktails? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Sure, sure?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What wrong?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She's got a cigarette in her hand. Addy. Wow, only
when I drink wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
A cat get out of the poll thunscreen you?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh my god, the over sunscreen.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Okay, these kids, they have like fucking eight pounds of
sunscreen on you and.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They're already wearing like long sleeves sun shirts. Can we
chill the fun out.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Lash guard, for get the funk out of here ver?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So me and Haley, I'm I'm like a little I'm
like a little gleeful that the kids crying.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Dude, you are such a creep? What then is wrong
with you? Sorry? So sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah? And the kid. The mom goes what happened?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And the kid points right at me and says, he
dunked me underwater.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's fucking insane. I would never dunk underwater, let alone
a random kid.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't know. I look back at the record. Here.
He's referring to the kid as little ship. He is
annoyed at him the entire time. He didn't want to
give him the ball that he was playing with. He
didn't want to share anything. I mean, all signs pointed
to the key. You dunked the kid.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is just trying to have fun at the bro At
no point would I take my hand and dunk a
four year old that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
My wife wouldn't let me do it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So the wife looks at me and I go, I laugh,
and I go, obviously, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That didn't happen. And she looks at me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
She goes, okay, and she kind of says something to
the kid, why would you say that?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Blah blah.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
The kid goes, he did it, and my wife's like,
my wife says, that's never happened.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
So the mom you had to have a witness because
I felt like it's so weird, because I felt like
she if something happen, you're accused of something that you
didn't do, it's hard because there's nothing you could say
because you always feel like you're guilty.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
He just said out of the blue, because I don't
because I.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Think it'scause I didn't give him his fucking ball that
was wasn't his the beginning, you know, I mean, it
wasn't his to begin with.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I was using it on this fucking guy to get him.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I was really annoyed by this. So the mom walks
away with the kid and starts telling the dad what happened.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
And then I see the dad clare at me, and
I'm like, what the fuck so that I'm annoyed, And
also the dad's half in.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
The bag, by the way, So how do you know
that I didn't know that?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You didn't even say around. You know, you just know,
you just know when you see some trashing people, you
just okay.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're the guy not sharing with a four year old.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I was with my other nephews, so I so.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I say, Heyley, should I say something to the dad?
He's like glaring at me, and my wife says, no,
don't say anything, just leave it alone. But as like,
I felt like I was being watched. The rest of
the time I was in the pool, which which ruined
my experience with my nephews, which sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So anyway, I ended up not saying anything, but.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
The rest of the time we were on this trip
and we saw these people, it was fucking awkward because
I think they think I dunked.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Their kid for sure, but I didn't dunk it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I feel like Eddie is the kind of parent that
would just you would believe the people, but somebody like
Emily would never or Sky would never believe the personally.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Not really kids, Your kid's a psychlo's just making something wild.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Is going to do some ship when he gets older,
Like if this is true, Atticus is going to start
some fires.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Like I think some kids are just spoiled brats, don't
get what they want, so they make sure but to
make up a lie that an adult that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Me and were like, we're stunned. I couldn't believe this
kid said, I was, like, what the fun did you
get that from?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He dunked me? Like what?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Like my kid at that age wouldn't have even thought
to lie about, Like it wouldn't even cross their breaks,
Like
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh, you never know what that guy