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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So this has happened from time to time. When you're
close with people, sometimes you dream about them, and you know,
Sky will tell you you can have a little bit
of a sex dream about one of your coworkers who
dreams about me all the time. It's pretty wild, Like
we're both married. Please can you please chill? But I
(00:21):
wasn't married back then, but Sky was dreaming about me, freaking.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Wild about Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I did, Yeah you did?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Uncomfortable Scott. Well, I had a dream yesterday and it
wasn't in the erotic zone per se. It was about
sex and it was about my girl Emily. We ain't
done yet. It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Completely uncensored and unding filtered except for that part. The
show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Now. Yeah, no, I don't get into asted. No no, no, no,
no no. I actually woke up laughing. Yeah, so I'm
not here. I know. I'm sorry. You want to hear
listen what I like to have a sex dream about you? Sure? Sure,
but you can't really control that. Yeah, you're welcome, you know,
but you can't really control that. I can't can't manifest.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Plus I need to know what I'm working with, So
I got to see you naked or something.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't think that's how dreams work, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
How else are you going to have that image in
your head? So thank you? Well, I saw a lot.
I'll tell you what in this. It was pretty wild,
but it was the most Emily. It was like real
because it was Emily to a t Okay, Okay, So
here's the scenario. I guess I gotta break the whole thing.
I wish there was a dream analyst here, but they
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wouldn't really have to tell me anything because I basically
know what I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming about Emily being Emily.
And I think it's derived from that crazy conversation we
had yesterday with Emily, Well, the one when what were
we talking about? Had you pull it? What were we
talking about where you couldn't make a decision about something?
(02:14):
Or oh you're asking it was yesterday? How do I
remember this? Damn it?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I remember there was something we were joking about.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh about good days, Yes, about good days. Yes, that's
what it was. And she kept making no sense and
going back and forth back and yeah that was a
but that's Emily to a t. Yes, she doesn't like
to pick favorites. She changed her mind all the time.
It's really Emily, and.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Then when you kind of catch her in it, she
gets med at you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, oh that's exactly what. So so we have a
big work trip coming up next month where we go
every year to a different city and it's a big
conference and this whole thing, and uh, you know, it's
something that we all travel together. So who knows. I mean,
there's all kinds of crazy shit happens when the dame
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so sometimes. Again, this is the scene where one time
we were traveling together and we were at a bar
and Emily saw a person put down a full wineglass
and Emily's like, fuck it, I'm down wasting that and
we were all like what the fuck are you doing?
And to Emily it was a full why glass? Care
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is that you don't know who that person better? This
is again another trip we were out getting an Uber
and Emily freaked out on the uber driver because he
asked her to put her.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Man could you put your seatbet on it?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And she got really Also this is another another Emily
would order Uber blacks for us when we'd have to
go three blocks and we're like, why are you getting
on Uber black that's coming this year. I don't want
to come start.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah money. Yeah, one of these trips.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I pointed out to Emily that her Uber profile picture
is a bikini picture.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I didn't know that and years and the guy was
like talking off.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Big it had been years driving like getting so many ubers.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So many guys with their dick out.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Lots of things happen when we travel together.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And they're mostly involving him, which is great, Which is great.
I actually love it because I get to party with Emily.
We get to do this and we have a good time.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Normally when we travel together, there's a point in the
night where THORA and I are like.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, you dip out.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, we may come back down to the whole.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We know that. We know that's not true in the morning.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, usually usually right after dinner.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, Like we'll go to the hotel bar for like
ten minutes so we can be seen like we were there,
and then we go to the room, take showers, watch
TV and then these two god knows how.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Long we were to stay at that bar.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Mingling man networking. What we do for work.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Here's here's that's my nights.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here's One of my other favorite things is usually I will,
you know, treat everybody to dinner, which is, you know,
kind of expensive for people now go to on ice
restaurants all that stuff, which I don't mind doing. It's
it's fine. But then Emily will offer to buy me
a drink and it's like the same I brought you
that drink when it was seven bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I don't know that that's why you don't even do it.
It's after dinner.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Like this, I got it, I got you, what do
you want? Anything you want? And I'm like, really, I
don't know if it's the same, but that happens every
ye it happens every year, which is hysterical.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Don't offer.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I feel like it's a nice gd.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay. So anyway, my dream it was during It was
a nap dream, which I don't know why my nap
dreams are a little bit more vivid or I remember
them more than I do my you know, full night dream.
You know, so I wake up in the night and
I don't really remember my dreams very often, but my
nap it's only an hour, and for some reason, those
dreams I always seem to remember. And so yesterday it
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was the wildest dream ever. And I did wake up
kind of laughing, and it was kind of a sex
dream about Emily, about Emily, but it was it wasn't
what you think. It wasn't me getting to have sex
with Emily, only I could only dream.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So we were on this trip, this work trip together
and I don't know why I know that, but I
just know that we were all together.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's how dreams work.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Though, you like at school, even though the building looks
nothing like school.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I was. We were at our hotel, but it was
a house. It was like an Airbnb, but it was
it was supposed to be at the hotel.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That's where we're saying.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And so we're all in a room together where Emily
gets this grand idea, you know how she does this
sometimes again like an uber black where she's just kind
of drunk. And for some reason, Emily was dead set
on this trip. She really wanted to get a prostitute,
a female prospect female and hook up with a female
like she was locked in. And we were all kind
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of like what Emily, Like, that's crazy. You're in a relationship.
Why do you want a female prostitute? And she was like,
it's not cheating. It's female, Okay, Emily is not. It
sounds great.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's just be sex with a female, big deal. And
I'm like, okay, it's just.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I have a question. Am I in the room.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It was no, no, definitely not.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Action.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You were trying to talk her out of it. Yeah,
where thor and I may be encouraging one hundred percent
And that's kind of what you were saying. And so
this conversation is going on, but Emily's lot you can't
convin Once she's said on something, she is in and
that was her big goal on this work trip. I
want to hook up and what's the McDill And we're
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like okay, whatever. Of course, time jump happens or whatever.
Emily like leaves the room, comes back in, she says,
and her whole demeanor has changed again, which this is all.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
This is all Emily happened.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
She was very giddy, very excited to get the prostitute.
When to go order one, I don't know how that works,
yellow Pages, I don't know. I'm not really sure. Went
maybe Craigslist, I don't know. When to go order one?
Comes back into the room, totally demeanor change, no, more
like poopy, like her poopy look, and she starts to
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tell us how, guys, I think I got scammed, And
I go, you got scammed? Like what happened when you
ordered your prostitute? And she goes, well, I don't know
how much prostitutes are supposed to be, and so I
think I spent way too much. And we're like, how
much could a prostitute be? Like, first of all, I
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don't even know what are you just doing it for
the night or it's just one hit, it quit it
an hour. I don't know what's going on. But she
tells us, you know, if you don't mind me asking
how much did you spend? She then proceeds to tell
us she spent five thousand dollars and and thor and
I I'll never forget thor and I Emily like no that.
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She's like, what are prostess?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Was me?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
And I go, like a high end one, maybe like
five hundred bucks and you did the gas, You did
your gas. You're like, oh my god, I thought it
was like that was a good deal. Thousands Like what
are you spending the week with her? Like Julia Roberts,
That's exactly what I thought.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Richard up stay the full.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Week, kissing, kissing on the limp.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're out five grand and you have chlamydia.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Did Julia Roberts have committee? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think she probably did.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
She had all of them anyway. Uh So we then
proceed to tell her like, yeah, Emily, that's way too
much money. Whatever, and then finally go, you know what it,
I don't care. If she's hot, then whatever. Cool.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Finally something I would do when I've done things like
this where.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I really if I pros.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Oh my god, I've realized that oversp and something I'm
sad for like let's say ten minutes, and then I
take a turn and just go own it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You're convincing your show. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
She owns it, and I just pounded a couple more drinks.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I forget about it happened. So we're still all in
like this common space and we all have rooms, and
the prostitute arrives. Oh, here we go. She does yes,
and so Emily again very excited.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Now do you recall what the prostitute looks.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, she was Hispanic, which I don't know if it
is Emily's type, but she was Hispanic. I do remember that.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We've been talking about Sophia lately. No, she wasn't that much.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know it was because we're going to be
in Texas. Uh so maybe that's why, or because we
are close to Mexican. I wouldn't mind that.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
I've watched Lesbian and Latina Poor before.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
You're fat.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's very specific, Okay, very specifical.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Okay, No, you're.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Pumped, you're pumped. She shows up, she's gorgeous. Five grand.
You're fine, You're fine with it. So you disappear in
the room and so we're we're all talking kind of
about you, like, what the fun I cannot like, why
is Emily doing this?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Tell it?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
We're and we're all witnessing it. Yeah, it's like she
wasn't doing it on the down low. She was loud
and proud.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
No did you ask?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think I probably wanted to, but Emily was like
Emily was like, no, this is my thing. I don't
don't interrupt my private.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Very special, very organic.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Okay. She's gone literally like five minutes and she comes
out of the room and we're like, you can't you
just spent five grand, you can't be done again. Demeanor change,
and this is the most Emily thing ever the things
she was most excited about. She goes, fuck it, I
can't do it, forget it. I'm done. I'm done. I
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can't do it. Yes, like freaks out and then decides
she can't do it, and it comes out we're like Emily,
she goes, what I'm not I'm just not gonna pay it.
I'm done, I can't do it. Like what that's not
really works? Like I don't think you can do that.
I think it's still and like and then they're like,
there was a thought like that the pimp's going to
show up and kill us all, and then you get scared.
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This is so, this whole story is Emily to a t.
It really is.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
But I'm just pissed off that dream Emily didn't go
through it.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But I know, but I mean, you freaked out. I
don't know,