The Show Presents: P1 Podcast 7.2.24 The Show's Study on Sex

On today's P1 Podcast, we dive into a recent study on sex and give our own, professional opinions 

Episode Transcript

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Well, to quote the great Americanphilosopher's Sultan Pepa, let's talk about sex,
babe. They just released a hugesex study in America. What are
we into these days? Besides Hawktuaspit on my thigh. It's time for

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the podcast, a completely uncensored andunacting, filtered except for that part the
show's after show starts. Now,one person's not into that terrible we're ruining
America. I don't think that she'samerica sweetheart and you don't even care.

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Well, she can be the sweetheartand she can spin your America's your America's
nightmare. I don't think the factthat I'm not willing to spit on it.
I'm sorry, doesn't I'm sorry.Well, I feel like there's other
words, like it's not like youjust spit on it and walk away like

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I would do it if that washow it works. I feel like Sky's
spit is so unattractive. It's rosefrom Titanic. Yeah, what are you
doing? Scott? Could you pretendto spit on the microphone? I mean,
I don't pretend that. I don'teven you don't I've heard off,

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Okay, I don't think she wouldgo yeah, no, clue. It
would just spray it. It wouldn'tgo, it wouldn't be So what are
we into these days? Huh?Well, well, they surveyed over a
thousand US adults on all things likesex and romance and whatever. Uh So

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one of the first questions was wantingto know people's favorite sexual position. We
go, what are weking over youlike these days? Emily? Um,
nothing, get it over with assoon as possible. Yeah, back in
the day, just got sad reallyquick. Back in the day, I

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was a big on top person.I like to be on top because they
could get me off easier. Butnow I like doggy style, yeah,
because I like to be slapped onthe ass. So okay, that's something
that was what's Eddi doing? Ilike her to repeat that? But how

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you know how hard it is thoughto smack an ass? That really isn't
really nice? Thank you you weresaying that. I know I have a
tiny ass. Robert thinks I havea cute little ass. Cute this whole
ass. After sex? Do youwalk around with a giant hamper on your
lower back? No? I don't. He doesn't accident least hamsing griff.

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Okay, I know, Sky,you demanded doggy style. But uh,
I don't know if Scott knows yourposition. She's just so drunk and past.
Remember, no, she yelled atus because he has reverse cowboy.
Are you fools? I think Icalled you It was easy. Yeah,
you guys don't cowgo Yeah, losers. Okay, No, I just was

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surprised you guys found it so different. I didn't think if you were hung
like my husband wouldn't be an issue. It's going through my mouth, No,
it's not. No, it's movingmy guts around. You pussy.

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If you don't feel it in yourtestines, are even doing it. Okay,
I've never heard said any of thosethings. She gets up. I
didn't say any of those things.Preference in the dark, missionary, no
words. Yeah, most of that'saccurate. Yeah, he's been really into

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me on top lately. Well,I think it's just because his cardio is
not really there, so that makesit awkward. That makes it a little
a little weird, And to behonest, there's a little bit more to
grab onto down down. He ishappy grabbing onto the booty when you're on

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top of your eyes just completely shutyour head, your eyes when you're on
top because it's awkward to look atsomeone else. I command. Yeah,
no, no, no preference ona position tour. Oh, I think

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we were talking about it. Youdidn't think about it. There's one I
don't even know. I don't knowwhat it's called, but there's one I
like where like her, your legsare kind of bent and like under my
arms. You know what I mean? Is she on her back? She's
on her back and been under myarms and I kind of just I don't
kind of add an angle. Yeah, you know, that's I don't know
what what it's called, though,I'm calling it the frogger. That's so.

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But that's the best way I coulddescribe it. Yeah, okay,
that's my favorite. Her favorites fromfrom behind doggy. It's like doggy,
Yeah, you don't have to whatare you? What are you doing that?
Dog? Ever since we mentioned howgirl does oral count as a position?

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Saying positions? Yeah, I meanI know sixty nine counts as a
position. Yeah, okay, Ididn't. I'm not. Let's do it,
let's do it sixty nine. Honestly, I really done it sixty nine.
But she's not doing anything. She'sjust wait a minute. But that's

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I'm doing Yes, I heard sixtysix, Yeah, sixty five and a
half cool. I'm not a fanof it. Your pleasure is it?
Because I feel like it? Holeis right in his face? No,
the best part, I feel it'shalf the pleasure. Oh well, because

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like it's one thing to go somewhereand get a massage, right, that
feels great. But if you aregetting a massage while you have to do
algebra, like that's not as relaxinganywhere or to do algebra. I feel
like I give. I feel likefor a woman, giving a blowjob is
easier than a guy. What doyou feel about that? Oh it's hard

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a blowjob, not compared for noreason, jamming something down your throat trying
not to get Yeah, but Idon't know what the fun I'm looking at
this fucking I don't know what thefuck I'm looking at, And I gotta
find some thing. I'm down there. Fingers are used, it's a lot.
Stuff's in my beard. Use ourhands, catchers. It's pretty simple.

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Horse face feeding an apple. Thisthing feeded it. Girl, A
girl explained it pretty well. God, I spit on that timel. You
know what I'm saying. Are yougoing to be talking like that all day.

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Okay. Well, our top threeafter the survey, number three sixty
nine, what's all there? Itis? Number two it's so easy reverse
cowgirl, I mean, why impossible? It's literally impossible, fucking fairy.
And the number one overall very reflectiveof the room doggie style face. I

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think that's just the easiest non missionaryposition to say. Everyone says, slap
babe, put your cigarette out onit. Think I said, if you
want me in the back of thehead, I don't give ship. I
didn't touch to the back of that. I don't want I wouldn't be mine.
Maybe don't don't Okay, thank you. Of the people in the survey

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who are not in exclusive relationships,they all plan to have at least two
sexual partners this summer. Just summer. Good hit it. And then they
were all asked how long does youraverage session last, like the actual sex
part of your session? How longare you having sex? So thor what

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are you up to? About ninetyseconds now, okay, minutes? Ye
last two minutes of her life,right, doubt? Wow? What would
you say? Average? About fiveminutes? That's it? Yeah, that's
it. It goes pretty quick,really, yeah, because he doesn't get
it. Well, we've been doinga lot more. You spend a little,

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I'll sing, I would say minebetween fifteen seventeen minutes somewhere around there
is the average one, Sky,you have enough time in the day.
No, I don't average session carrythe seven an average session start to finish,

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start to finish like an hour.I mean like average at least an
hour. Yeah, that doesn't includeall the four playing stuff, right,
the drinking and drink Yeah, likeall that's like three hours. But from
when it gets like real to whenI'm asleep spending, I would rather do

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anything else that for an hour andthen the three after dude, after like
after twenty minutes, you're just I'mjust fucking over it. I'm so over
it. If you don't live itlike the boot, this is his entire
life. I have other things goingon, and you've never been with Sky.

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To be honest, that is true. It's like that episode of Curby
Enthusiasm where their friends said their wifehad the golden pussy. Do you remember
that? This is that Sky Guys, you have a platinum. Thank you.
I've seen Sky vagina. It lookednormal, it was it was glowing.
No, it wasn't glowing. Itshaved. You ever see house on

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the outside good bones, but youknow, you go inside and you're like,
wow, this is spectacular. Butfrom the outside, I would never
have guessed expecting that guy's pussy.Okay, from on the outside, it's
like ring a lot of hair.Okay, yeah up. Clearly the outside
is uh, you know, overgrown, and he's okay, what papers you

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think it's a fish market? That'sso, that's so rude. You what
he said was rude? What youdid? What I'm complimenting? Yeah,
it's overgrowth. Sometimes it is.Sometimes it is. You're not here on
Friday, shaved your legs in likeseven weeks. Sometimes it is. And

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for the record, for the peoplewho've never heard the shore story, I
didn't just flash through my vagina.We were going, we were doing a
photo shoot. He accidentally saw it. I just don't want people think I'm
like forcing him to stare up.I told h R Yeah that's what happened.
It was really uncomfortable. Okay,Well according to the study, yeah,

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and I wouldn't say more. Iwould say more of a discharge.
Oh my god, Oh my god, can't you can't that that word needs
to be banned. I'm sorry.So the average sexual encounter, according to

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your study thirty minutes actually, whichis a lot higher than it's all these
people that are drunk that think theykilled it, but in reality it was
drunkenness. That's what it is.You know. You And the final question
they asked you would go is ifyou could travel anywhere in the world to

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have a romantic sexcapaid vacation, wherewould you go? Oxcap don't want to
be propical. Do I want tobe like Patty or something romantic. I
want to be in the woods somewhereno one can hear you scream. I

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mean, I wouldn't make it creepysky. I mean, I'm not hopefully
going to be with my wife.Found a stranger that I came upon their
campsite. Oh okay, I don'tknow. I don't know. I was
thinking I was going some more onvacation, and I picked somebody that lives
around there. You didn't think withyour man. I thought this was in
like a fantasy, so you wantedto be okay, Emily, it was

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like Tula Vista