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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is a bit stunning on several different levels.
Here we just found out that Emily has just made
afternoon plans. Wow, this is so unlike Emily curiously, but
yet it is so Emily at the same time, so
I can't figure her out. It's unbelievable. Wait till you
hear what Emily has planned to do this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Find over yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know that I've ever met anybody that enjoys
doing nothing more than Emily, but yet always makes plans
to do things.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yes, it's interesting thinking about.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
That doesn't want to leave her house, doesn't want to
go anywhere, but probably has the most plans.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
To go places the most thing.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, how does that make sense? I guess in the
same way of you know, I don't like sweets, but
I eat sweets more.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Than anybody, Because if anyone else planned something after the
show today, she'd be the first one to.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Be like, Oh, you're crazy, bro, I want to be napping.
Can we nap? And we watched TV napping.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Snack, Remember when we tried to invite.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Her napping the snack.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Remember we tried to invite her to lunch on her
birthday and she said.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
She.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Said she would rather die.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
She would rather.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Die than go to lunch on her birthday with us.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know, but then this is who she is.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But then for a snack at her.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Lunch would have had snacks. It's a big snack, but.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Still do it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, So this is Emily. You know, she doesn't make
a lot of sense, but it's who she is. And
so she just informed us that she just made plans
and like so proud.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
To like, I just about thirty minutes ago, just booked it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You made plans for this this afternoon.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
I did.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
But it doesn't make sense because.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
What about the nap and the relaxing and the being
at home and.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You got you gotta have your nap, Yeah I do.
You look forward to that more than anything in the world.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
That's a fact.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
So there's nothing better.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What you're gonna. What are you giving up your nap for?
Speaker 7 (02:20):
So it is summertime, we all know that. And I
have my kiddo.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He's not a kid, he's got pubes.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Yeah, he's like a man.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
When the summer start.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Just to be clear, it started in early June. Okay,
June twelfth.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's been a little less than a month, a couple weeks.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
In two weeks, it's been two weeks. It's been two weeks.
And he's not a kiddo.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's fifteen, fourteen four when's he gonna be fifteen?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
July twelve.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Stopped it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, at fifth at his age, I had a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was like, I was hate Rachel. Yeah, I was
hanging out with her and my friends. He does that.
My mom wasn't calling me a kiddo.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What did you say?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
He's the wizard man and so it's summertime. It he is, okay,
he I know he's going to be home all day.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
He doesn't have plants.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
He had some plans with friends yesterday, but today he
has gotten no plans with his friends, and I kind
of I.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Was feeling a little poopy the other.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Day when he was home all day by himself, hanging
out like just in his room, playing video games and
stuff like that. I kind of felt a little poopy that, like,
him and I haven't really done anything summary together or
like done any activities together this summer.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Like we had him previous.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Year when he was an actual kid. When you're an
actual kid, you kind of need your mom to do things.
But when you get a little bit older and become
a teenager, I don't think you want to hang out
with mom, Like that's not a thing.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
He doesn't typically want to hang out with me anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
But you're feeling poopy about it. I had the opposite
thing happened yesterday where I got home and my two
kids are just fucking lying around. They're not doing shit, potatoes,
and I go, hey, this ain't happening, all right, go
fucking do stuff. All right?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You aren't feeling poopy that you opposite.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Complete opposite. H We just came back from a vacation.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Because your son's younger than Emily, Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, he's thirteen. And I go figure it out, Go
fucking do shit, like, go, you're you're old enough, go
do stuff. Get the fuck out of my house and
go do stuff. Yes, I am not your party planner,
and neither his mom. And so if we're not your
social media director or whatever, and and so you got
(04:53):
to figure things out, man, You got to figure things out,
make some plans with friends, go do stuff. Get out. Wow,
you're not just laying around. I go, I'll give you
a couple of days here to chill because we just
were on vacation, but next week not happening.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
And how they respond to that is okay.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean that's how I grew up. My dad was
off all summer because he worked in the school.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh where did he take you? He didn't every day
because because.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He felt very it's insane to even suggest that. We
would get up in the morning, we'd have breakfast, we'd
watch TV together.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
That's where I watched The Wings my dad. Because my
dad wanted to watch Wings.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We watched Wings, and we'd watch like TV together, and
then by eleven he would go, all right, go do something,
and I'd get on my bike and I'd go hang
out friends, or i'd go or I just or i'd
play a video gaming or something. But like, and then
during we had baseball, so I'd played baseball later at night.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
But like, I can't imagine, Like.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
What did you and your mom do?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I mean, that's hysterical.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
My mom she was working, but when she wasn't working,
I didn't hang out with my mom. I'd be I
wouldn't be dead hanging out with my mom my dad.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You're fourteen, fifteen years old.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
You don't want to hang out. You know you're saying that.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
For the record, you guys know that I do have
my plenty of days where I go leave me alone.
It's only been two weeks, but you just said in
previous summers, I've done that.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
And I do have moments where I am like.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Go, I don't where I'm not feeling poopy, and I
do get my nap, and I do go get on
your bike and go find something to do. But I
was having a wave of poopiness over like.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A poop cruise.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
This is why, this is why can't I just have
one kids?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
This is why this is an only kid thing, because
I I totally get what talking, but you're.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
But you're also a nut job.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I mean the.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Things that you do, drive by, verbal assault.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
The face.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I love you to death.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
He's not wrong, but you're also nut job.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You got she's down, she goes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
To the fucking extreme.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, like she's connected at the hip.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yes, and that's so extreme. That's Emily. Emily isn't like that.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
No, she's not like that.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But but but I'm kind of agreeing with you before
you of like there is a difference when you have
an only child where you feel the need to, like
you got to their Yeah, like be their cruise director,
like you said, like set up all the activities.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Hey, guys, pop the titty out of my kid's mouth
and let them do what they want to do.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
You do have a point now that our kids are
at that age of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Kid's gonna be like a tenth crater.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, the dynamic needs to change a bit.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I get that, But I also get that internal poopy
feeling that Emily.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I'm sorry for your assault that you just he's not.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Wrong, But I wouldn't have said it. I just wouldn't
have said it.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I know.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
But you already said twice he's not wrong. Yeah right,
you agree with it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
But I also said I also love skoy to death.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
But nobody heard that part.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Okay, shut up.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Okay, So I get it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So I don't you feel poopy? Poopy and you've decided
to make plans with your son?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Correct? Now, when you feel poopy, do you swear in
your kids?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
We're not doing that now, it's not going to go
into that, Okay. So I know that my son and
I have enjoyed many of the if not all all
of the Jurassic World movies, that all the Jurassic.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Movies he likes.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Me like watching those Jurassic Parks, Jurassic World.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Jurassic Park, like all of them in Jurassic worlds, we
like them a lot.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
We've seen other ones in the movie theater together.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
And we've you know, we watched their original Jurassic Park
often when it's on TV, it's on we like it,
and we've been talking about how we want to see
the new one. And well, today happens to be opening
day of the new Jurassic World movie. And so, as
I was sitting in my studio with the wave of
poopiness over.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Me, going, well, I know he's home right now.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
He had something this morning, a little water poolo thing
that he's trying out, and he's gonna be home. I go,
I don't want to just go home and have him
not do anything, because I know none of his friends
can do anything today. I want to take him with
me to go see a movie at twelve forty five,
which was the time in the middle of the day
that worked best.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
And so, but why not do it? Okay, none of
this makes sense to me, but whatever it is. Let's say, Okay,
you're gonna go to the movies, why not get your
nap in and then go to the movies.
Speaker 8 (09:29):
For a couple of different reasons. For one, we both
only go to movie theaters that have recliners. What Likelile
confused all recliners.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Now, I look first at the lot only the law.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
And Point Loma because that's our favorite place.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
All the way to Point Loma, and so I was
looking there and that's where I go, Oh, we'll go Miday,
because I'm not going to go to Point Loma and
have to drive home during matters.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
So we're gonna go.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
They're sold out of the movie for all show times
today or sold out.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Right because lot of kids that are like, you know, nine,
ten eleven years old are going to the movies with
their mind.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
You know, a lot of kids, hey, or maybe kids
going together with a group.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Of friends with a friend. Yeah, yeah, that's different.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So Scott, you want the movies, it's so Lelo and
Stitch with your daughter.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I like you, just remember what I said. You heard
highly recommend it, very good, very good.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Anyway, so I remembered that the AMC and Mission Valley
has only like one or two movie theaters there that
are like the Dolby Special ones you pay a couple
of dollars dollars extra for and they have recliners in
those theaters.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why can't you go to a regular movie theater.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Yeah, I it's not my favorite. But also my son
really doesn't like it either. We both really like the recliners.
It's like a whole different experience. Do you want to say,
like a gross other theater.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Do you fully recline like that's gross other theater.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That's a pretty wild thing to say. You know a
lot of people go to those other theaters all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Came forward, I reclined. I've never been too reclined one.
That's a wild thing to say. Just go to a
regular movie.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
That came out.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
The last time I went to a movie theater that
was not like those, and it was one for the
East County and it was so hot in there and
it smelled, and so I had a bad experience.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
And I don't, I know, you realize though I know
that was probably that's not I know.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I went to the most movies I saw. I saw
a Mission Impossible in a regular movie theater. I didn't feel.
I just sat there.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Like you're disgusting.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I guess I am. That was one of the more
pretentious things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Must this is this is O g Emily coming out.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, this is the same girl that has a twenty
dollars pool in her back. Yet okay, yet she won't.
She has to recline out of here? You out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Theater? That alad you see the Leland Stitch movie?
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Well exactly wait exactly, Yeah, you just proved my point
before that. We went to clairemont Town, what is this Claire?
And literally the seat was broken and it.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Was a.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Gross And now that theater is closed, so so I
kind of gets.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You got it shut down?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I shut out.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's just what's so fucking gross? They decided to close
it and remodel.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I must lay down while I'm watching a movie.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
So do you fully reclined?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
You go as far as the chair will let you go,
as fucking fall fall asleep.
Speaker 8 (12:36):
The way we can't go with a certain somebody. He
can't go with my man, yeah, because he's got a
touch of dark elepsy.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
More than a touch.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
And his head goes down on that thing out like
a light in four seconds.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
Wow, but I can't fall sleep eaving in a car ride.
So I'm good. I'm not fall And so I got
the tickets.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
We're gonna go at twelve forty five and we're gonna
sit in there and recline, and we're gonna bring our blankets.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Of course, I just, I just Here's where I'm with this.
You're going to the mall.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Your son's fourteen. He's gonna go to the mall with
his mommy and sit next to her with blankets and
watch the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
What if one of his friends walks.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
In, he will get mocked and made fun of, as
he should for the next two.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Months, gonna build forts.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
We're gonna blanket.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
And his mommy.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Is that your blankie when you were a baby with mommy?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Does your mama feed you? Does your mama feed you?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Doe?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You shut up?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
What are the blank like?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I have we have a ton of like.
Speaker 8 (13:51):
It's not his whale blanking that he used to sleep
with when he was a little kid.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Okay, do you have the one your mom gave you?
And he has the one who gave I don't have
the one? Hey, crazy, pay for the movie tickets?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I like, can you.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
She doesn't like that I like to be cozy and
read really likes to be cozy.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Cozy, likes to be talking about he's like, likes you
know
Speaker 8 (14:15):
He likes to He's gonna bring his rope, baby,