July 23, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's P1 podcast, Sky tells us yet ANOTHER story of how she just can't quite stop talking and over explaining things to people
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(00:00):
Boy, oh boy, Sky's doneit again. Scoty's done it again.
Unfortunately it's not because she keeps overtalking and can't help herself. I don't
understand why you do this and continuallyget yourself into these situations. But this
(00:21):
time the Sky tried to over explainpride. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the show's after show starts. Now. Yeah, it's countless times
(00:47):
now that we hear Sky over talking, over sharing, doing just ridiculous things
again, Why we let you outin public? Scott on the loose is
bad? Yeah, when she leaveshere though we can't do anything, I
know, it sucks like it's outof our control. You definitely need some
sort of leash. Okay, that'snot nice, one of those kids.
(01:07):
That's not nice. I can't runthe problem though. You have kind of
collar. I have the normal size. Just put her head you know dogs
do that, put their head down, one of the harness ones around her
body. Okay, I don't needa harness or definitely a shot collar or
something. Then again, the sizeof the collar, can we not?
I feel like I've been making progress. There were multiple times on my Oregon
(01:32):
trip where where I wanted to jumpin there and talk to strangers because I
overheard things and I didn't. Youdon't understand that that's rude. We'dropping.
If I'm at an aquarium in Oregonand someone is looking at the seals or
sea lions or whatever they are,drop something about the Clyde and Seymour show,
how do I not jump into that. I don't have a problem with
(01:55):
that. It not jumping in theconversation, but just go looking and going
candye, you could totally do that. Be weird, like you can't ye
jumping in this kind of I'm inan Oregon you drop clad and Seymour and
I go, oh, Clinten Seymouror San Diego, Like that's that's the
extent of it. And I'm walkingaround, I might go and go,
oh, I just heard you sayCladden Seymour, we're from San Diego.
That's cool. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Okay, here's an idea.
(02:17):
Why fucking say anything? There's thethirteen You could totally do that out
of here? Are you out ofyour fucking mind? Like, if if
I have this crazy, tiny headedlady. To me, if I mentioned
something that happened in San Diego,I'd be like, what Oregon? How
wild is that? Yeah? It'swild? Is that so wild? There's
(02:38):
a sea world here? It's notlike, Yeah, I know you know
what I mean. I agree withSky that it's wild. But it's the
way that I'm sure that she Shedidn't say it the way Eddie and I
did know it would. It wouldbe way more involved. No, I
would want to know exactly where theylived, how long they'd live there.
I would I want to I wouldhave kept talking. So I thought I
was making progress with things like that. No, it is better that you
(03:00):
don't say anything at all. Yeah, I think we're clear about that.
I don't think we need to gothat far. No, we do need
to go that far. Okay,you can't be trusted with your words.
We just don't want to talk toyou. That's not nice. My husband
dies to talk. It's not true. You lie. You went a worker
(03:21):
at a taco shop and started talkingabout wiping. Okay, that's a fact
that spiraled out A first. Iwas complimenting her nails, which made me
think about how hard it must belike her nails so ugly. Okay,
I know the type of nails we'retalking about. There's noils. I like
that. I liked them on her. Okay, wow, that's such a
back. Okay, I know Icouldn't rock them. I could never rock
(03:45):
those big to your face with across on them. I couldn't do that,
but she sure did. And Ithought they looked nice on her.
And how much the cross on thembothered her that she just brought it up.
Yeah that was weird. No,well again, it was nothing that
I would choose on my nails,but it went with her vibe. I
complimented her, she's Mexican. No, none of these things. And then
(04:10):
yes, I started spiraling out andover talking, and then went great,
where they're painted on eyebrows? Notfor me, buthes she had very,
very prominent. This guy went fromcomplimenting her features to wiping. How the
do you do that? Well,because it's hard to wipe with long nails
like that? Why say that runningfood chick or an air dryer? Okay,
(04:44):
I don't know. Well, yeah, so you cannot be trusted with
your words. It gets crazy outthere. You spiral, you start over
talking, and it gets crazy you'vedone it again, and this time it
was with your yoga teacher. Yeah, I don't know if I can go
back to this class and don't.And this is my like regular son,
bab okay, I'm now okay,yes, shut up. So so this
(05:16):
yoga chain I go to occasionally,they'll do like theme classes and like you
never know, And I've only attendedone theme class and it was a long
time ago and it was kind ofweird. It was an everything except a
water bottle class, so where theybasically encourage because it's hot in there,
you gotta drink a lot of water. For you to bring your water in
(05:39):
anything except for a water bottle.So you want to bring it in a
coffee mug, You want to bringit in a bucket, you want to
stupidest, I want to bring itin a baby. Well I only brought
a water bottle, but the teacherhad brought a bunch of other stuff.
So she gave me a vase.And turns out when you're like hot and
sweaty and like hyped up to drinkout of a vase, Now I know
(06:01):
why you only go three days andI like spills would happen, Like oh
this is a bad idea. Itis everything, Membory, Ladies, next
week, everything. But yes,that's that's definitely what said. So Okay,
that was a while ago, andI haven't done already, and I
haven't gone to a theme class sincenothing. I've been avoiding them. They're
(06:23):
just not that common. All thethemes are fucking stupid. Shut up.
So so I you know, youbook online to like reserve your spot in
class. So I'm doing that rightbefore I'm leaving my house Sunday morning to
go to the class. And Isee that it says Pride on there that
the theme. There's going to bea theme and it is Pride. You
(06:45):
know the program that makes sense withthe Pride Parade. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. So do you have tobe gay to go? You have been
mistaken for that? Okay, that'snot nice, but it has happened.
And they normally don't use the mostPC terms. No, no, no.
So anyway, so I see Prideand I'm kind of thinking, like,
(07:09):
oh, I wonder what that's gonnamean, Like, are we going
to see a lot of Like youwonder what that's gonna mean? You would
just I would just assume a lotof you know, rainbow, rainbow and
like, you know, very fabulousthings and bright colors, right colors.
So I'm assuming a lot of brightcolors like you guys. And then I'm
also assuming like maybe the music isgoing to be switched up and we're gonna
(07:31):
anthems, lady gagas you know allthose how's the how's the teacher going to
open the session? Oh yeah,come on, Eddie, It's like you're
there. Yeah, so you betterlook at that. I was strong.
(07:51):
I feel like you're going to saythat dooring the class when you're tired,
like a pot you're doing well,Yeah, you're you're in, You're in.
You know. Warrior one, Yeah, you better And I just I
just that's the theme. That's howit works, all right, ladies.
Warrior two you better? What Wowthat he's out? Okay, So I
(08:16):
see that. I'm like, okay, whatever this is, it's gonna be
fun, right Like I'm I'm kindof thank you. It's gonna be fun
and fabulous. Yeah oh yeah,So I'm excited. So I get there
and again it's the normal teacher Ihave every Sunday, So she knows me,
she knows me by name, asI like walk in because I come
every single Sunday, and uh,you know, I say, oh,
(08:37):
I saw on the schedule it's gonnabe pride starting out. She's only said
six words. Why can't you juststarting out up? I say, oh,
I saw on the schedule it sayspride. I said, I don't
know what that means, but itsounds fun. And then I go into
the locker room to put my stuffin the locker and lock the lock right,
so, okay whatever. I gointo the room to set up my
(09:00):
mad and the teacher's like busy,so I don't talk to her. But
then I start thinking about the wordsthat actually came out of my mouth,
and I said, quote pride,I don't know what that means, And
all of a sudden, I startthinking, oh my god, she thinks
I don't know what pride is.Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's
(09:20):
what that. You came in therelike a rich lahoyah, naive, moronic
white chick and said I don't knowwhat pride means, but I hope it's
fun. But I'd be like,oh my god this moment, why does
she even talk? Why is sheeven talking what pride means? But as
you guys, know. What Imean is like, oh, I don't
know exactly what we're going to bedoing, right, But but then I
(09:43):
start spiraling as as you shot,because that was a pretty wild thing to
say, because then I start thinking, oh God, does she think I'm
a homophobe? And like, Idon't know, I don't know, I
don't know what Pride is. Thatwould not make you a homophobe. But
like like you were like, oh, Pride almost didn't do this class today,
(10:03):
that's a homophobe. Yeah, Butjust saying I don't know what that
is, that wouldn't mean that ifyou walked in there like, hey,
do we have to do this Pridetheme? Yeah, I'm out and not
in that way, that's homophobe.Right. Yeah. So at first I'm
thinking, oh god, she thinksI'm an idiot. I don't but then
(10:24):
that's for sure, okay, shutup. But then it morphs for some
reason into I'm like, does shethink I'm like a homophobe? And I
was like mocking, like what areyou talking about? Again? In my
mind, I have so many thoughtsand honestly, like I'm not control at
this point. Do you go,Okay, I'm being stupid, stupid well,
no, I do say that,but then the thoughts kicked back in,
(10:46):
so it kind of goes back andforth, like don't be stupid.
Of course she didn't think that.Maybe she did think that, Like I
kind of I did kind of saythat you go back up to her.
You don't go back up to her, no chance. If there's no chance,
if you go back up to her, go hey, just so you
know, I love gays. I'mnot gay, but I love him.
That would be pretty fucking crazy,dude. So after class, I don't
(11:09):
even know, to be honest,that's like saying I have black friends.
That's what that's the equivalent of.That is I basically said that. I
then bring up your uncle, thatis her go to. I, but
I should have gay people. Myfamily loved them. Uh so I was
(11:33):
bringing up her gay? Can youuncle? Okay? So and his friend
Steve his friend, we have tocall him uncle to it's his husband,
Andrew, Okay alone Andrew, SoI go. They hate their niece Orry
(11:56):
because she's all the Andrew has alot of comments about my hair. Okay.
Yeah, he's an African American man, and he has a lot of
tips about products I should be using. In my hand, letting me know
that whatever I'm doing right now isfucking offensive. So anyway, I want
(12:18):
to be that. But he sentme like links and ship but anyway,
okay, not the top, youdidn't use them. But can you shut
up what You're very expensive, we'renot buying. Shut up? So anyway,
so on your way out, doyou better what that hair girl?
Okay? Can you shut up?So yeah, they after class, they're
(12:43):
always at the front like kind ofsaying, you know by on the way
out. No, no, nono. And that is when I said,
hey, I just every comment.I just want to let you know.
She doesn't care that when I saidI didn't know what Pride was,
(13:07):
I just meant I didn't know howthe theme played out. I do know
that yesterday was a Pride parade.I actually had some co workers that were
in the Pride prey. But that'sjust showing her that I'm not homophone.
I don't know, I don't knowyou guys. Again, I'm like talking
(13:30):
and I'm and I'm just telling herI wrote them up. I do know
what Pride is. I have coworkersthat were in the parade. I should
look at you and go and thenI start telling her that I couldn't make
it, but I'm sure it wasa great time. And then I saw
the look on her face like getaway from me. I believe Now,
what was the what was the class? There was no fun colors. I
(13:56):
was expecting a lot of fun colors, but but it was. It was
like music like the Gloria Gainer,lots of Lady Gaga, that that kind
of stuff. Yeah, there wassome share in there. It was a
lot of fun. It was.It was a lot of fun. But
I may have overtalked and made myselflook like a person because you are.
(14:20):
I'm not. Why not? I'ma nice lady who does yoga. I
don't know if that's true. Youbetter thank you.
Boy, oh boy, Sky's doneit again. Scoty's done it again.
Unfortunately it's not because she keeps overtalking and can't help herself. I don't
understand why you do this and continuallyget yourself into these situations. But this
(00:21):
time the Sky tried to over explainpride. We ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part the show's after show starts. Now. Yeah, it's countless times
(00:47):
now that we hear Sky over talking, over sharing, doing just ridiculous things
again, Why we let you outin public? Scott on the loose is
bad? Yeah, when she leaveshere though we can't do anything, I
know, it sucks like it's outof our control. You definitely need some
sort of leash. Okay, that'snot nice, one of those kids.
(01:07):
That's not nice. I can't runthe problem though. You have kind of
collar. I have the normal size. Just put her head you know dogs
do that, put their head down, one of the harness ones around her
body. Okay, I don't needa harness or definitely a shot collar or
something. Then again, the sizeof the collar, can we not?
I feel like I've been making progress. There were multiple times on my Oregon
(01:32):
trip where where I wanted to jumpin there and talk to strangers because I
overheard things and I didn't. Youdon't understand that that's rude. We'dropping.
If I'm at an aquarium in Oregonand someone is looking at the seals or
sea lions or whatever they are,drop something about the Clyde and Seymour show,
how do I not jump into that. I don't have a problem with
(01:55):
that. It not jumping in theconversation, but just go looking and going
candye, you could totally do that. Be weird, like you can't ye
jumping in this kind of I'm inan Oregon you drop clad and Seymour and
I go, oh, Clinten Seymouror San Diego, Like that's that's the
extent of it. And I'm walkingaround, I might go and go,
oh, I just heard you sayCladden Seymour, we're from San Diego.
That's cool. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Okay, here's an idea.
(02:17):
Why fucking say anything? There's thethirteen You could totally do that out
of here? Are you out ofyour fucking mind? Like, if if
I have this crazy, tiny headedlady. To me, if I mentioned
something that happened in San Diego,I'd be like, what Oregon? How
wild is that? Yeah? It'swild? Is that so wild? There's
(02:38):
a sea world here? It's notlike, Yeah, I know you know
what I mean. I agree withSky that it's wild. But it's the
way that I'm sure that she Shedidn't say it the way Eddie and I
did know it would. It wouldbe way more involved. No, I
would want to know exactly where theylived, how long they'd live there.
I would I want to I wouldhave kept talking. So I thought I
was making progress with things like that. No, it is better that you
(03:00):
don't say anything at all. Yeah, I think we're clear about that.
I don't think we need to gothat far. No, we do need
to go that far. Okay,you can't be trusted with your words.
We just don't want to talk toyou. That's not nice. My husband
dies to talk. It's not true. You lie. You went a worker
(03:21):
at a taco shop and started talkingabout wiping. Okay, that's a fact
that spiraled out A first. Iwas complimenting her nails, which made me
think about how hard it must belike her nails so ugly. Okay,
I know the type of nails we'retalking about. There's noils. I like
that. I liked them on her. Okay, wow, that's such a
back. Okay, I know Icouldn't rock them. I could never rock
(03:45):
those big to your face with across on them. I couldn't do that,
but she sure did. And Ithought they looked nice on her.
And how much the cross on thembothered her that she just brought it up.
Yeah that was weird. No,well again, it was nothing that
I would choose on my nails,but it went with her vibe. I
complimented her, she's Mexican. No, none of these things. And then
(04:10):
yes, I started spiraling out andover talking, and then went great,
where they're painted on eyebrows? Notfor me, buthes she had very,
very prominent. This guy went fromcomplimenting her features to wiping. How the
do you do that? Well,because it's hard to wipe with long nails
like that? Why say that runningfood chick or an air dryer? Okay,
(04:44):
I don't know. Well, yeah, so you cannot be trusted with
your words. It gets crazy outthere. You spiral, you start over
talking, and it gets crazy you'vedone it again, and this time it
was with your yoga teacher. Yeah, I don't know if I can go
back to this class and don't.And this is my like regular son,
bab okay, I'm now okay,yes, shut up. So so this
(05:16):
yoga chain I go to occasionally,they'll do like theme classes and like you
never know, And I've only attendedone theme class and it was a long
time ago and it was kind ofweird. It was an everything except a
water bottle class, so where theybasically encourage because it's hot in there,
you gotta drink a lot of water. For you to bring your water in
(05:39):
anything except for a water bottle.So you want to bring it in a
coffee mug, You want to bringit in a bucket, you want to
stupidest, I want to bring itin a baby. Well I only brought
a water bottle, but the teacherhad brought a bunch of other stuff.
So she gave me a vase.And turns out when you're like hot and
sweaty and like hyped up to drinkout of a vase, Now I know
(06:01):
why you only go three days andI like spills would happen, Like oh
this is a bad idea. Itis everything, Membory, Ladies, next
week, everything. But yes,that's that's definitely what said. So Okay,
that was a while ago, andI haven't done already, and I
haven't gone to a theme class sincenothing. I've been avoiding them. They're
(06:23):
just not that common. All thethemes are fucking stupid. Shut up.
So so I you know, youbook online to like reserve your spot in
class. So I'm doing that rightbefore I'm leaving my house Sunday morning to
go to the class. And Isee that it says Pride on there that
the theme. There's going to bea theme and it is Pride. You
(06:45):
know the program that makes sense withthe Pride Parade. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. So do you have tobe gay to go? You have been
mistaken for that? Okay, that'snot nice, but it has happened.
And they normally don't use the mostPC terms. No, no, no.
So anyway, so I see Prideand I'm kind of thinking, like,
(07:09):
oh, I wonder what that's gonnamean, Like, are we going
to see a lot of Like youwonder what that's gonna mean? You would
just I would just assume a lotof you know, rainbow, rainbow and
like, you know, very fabulousthings and bright colors, right colors.
So I'm assuming a lot of brightcolors like you guys. And then I'm
also assuming like maybe the music isgoing to be switched up and we're gonna
(07:31):
anthems, lady gagas you know allthose how's the how's the teacher going to
open the session? Oh yeah,come on, Eddie, It's like you're
there. Yeah, so you betterlook at that. I was strong.
(07:51):
I feel like you're going to saythat dooring the class when you're tired,
like a pot you're doing well,Yeah, you're you're in, You're in.
You know. Warrior one, Yeah, you better And I just I
just that's the theme. That's howit works, all right, ladies.
Warrior two you better? What Wowthat he's out? Okay, So I
(08:16):
see that. I'm like, okay, whatever this is, it's gonna be
fun, right Like I'm I'm kindof thank you. It's gonna be fun
and fabulous. Yeah oh yeah,So I'm excited. So I get there
and again it's the normal teacher Ihave every Sunday, So she knows me,
she knows me by name, asI like walk in because I come
every single Sunday, and uh,you know, I say, oh,
(08:37):
I saw on the schedule it's gonnabe pride starting out. She's only said
six words. Why can't you juststarting out up? I say, oh,
I saw on the schedule it sayspride. I said, I don't
know what that means, but itsounds fun. And then I go into
the locker room to put my stuffin the locker and lock the lock right,
so, okay whatever. I gointo the room to set up my
(09:00):
mad and the teacher's like busy,so I don't talk to her. But
then I start thinking about the wordsthat actually came out of my mouth,
and I said, quote pride,I don't know what that means, And
all of a sudden, I startthinking, oh my god, she thinks
I don't know what pride is.Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's
(09:20):
what that. You came in therelike a rich lahoyah, naive, moronic
white chick and said I don't knowwhat pride means, but I hope it's
fun. But I'd be like,oh my god this moment, why does
she even talk? Why is sheeven talking what pride means? But as
you guys, know. What Imean is like, oh, I don't
know exactly what we're going to bedoing, right, But but then I
(09:43):
start spiraling as as you shot,because that was a pretty wild thing to
say, because then I start thinking, oh God, does she think I'm
a homophobe? And like, Idon't know, I don't know, I
don't know what Pride is. Thatwould not make you a homophobe. But
like like you were like, oh, Pride almost didn't do this class today,
(10:03):
that's a homophobe. Yeah, Butjust saying I don't know what that
is, that wouldn't mean that ifyou walked in there like, hey,
do we have to do this Pridetheme? Yeah, I'm out and not
in that way, that's homophobe.Right. Yeah. So at first I'm
thinking, oh god, she thinksI'm an idiot. I don't but then
(10:24):
that's for sure, okay, shutup. But then it morphs for some
reason into I'm like, does shethink I'm like a homophobe? And I
was like mocking, like what areyou talking about? Again? In my
mind, I have so many thoughtsand honestly, like I'm not control at
this point. Do you go,Okay, I'm being stupid, stupid well,
no, I do say that,but then the thoughts kicked back in,
(10:46):
so it kind of goes back andforth, like don't be stupid.
Of course she didn't think that.Maybe she did think that, Like I
kind of I did kind of saythat you go back up to her.
You don't go back up to her, no chance. If there's no chance,
if you go back up to her, go hey, just so you
know, I love gays. I'mnot gay, but I love him.
That would be pretty fucking crazy,dude. So after class, I don't
(11:09):
even know, to be honest,that's like saying I have black friends.
That's what that's the equivalent of.That is I basically said that. I
then bring up your uncle, thatis her go to. I, but
I should have gay people. Myfamily loved them. Uh so I was
(11:33):
bringing up her gay? Can youuncle? Okay? So and his friend
Steve his friend, we have tocall him uncle to it's his husband,
Andrew, Okay alone Andrew, SoI go. They hate their niece Orry
(11:56):
because she's all the Andrew has alot of comments about my hair. Okay.
Yeah, he's an African American man, and he has a lot of
tips about products I should be using. In my hand, letting me know
that whatever I'm doing right now isfucking offensive. So anyway, I want
(12:18):
to be that. But he sentme like links and ship but anyway,
okay, not the top, youdidn't use them. But can you shut
up what You're very expensive, we'renot buying. Shut up? So anyway,
so on your way out, doyou better what that hair girl?
Okay? Can you shut up?So yeah, they after class, they're
(12:43):
always at the front like kind ofsaying, you know by on the way
out. No, no, nono. And that is when I said,
hey, I just every comment.I just want to let you know.
She doesn't care that when I saidI didn't know what Pride was,
(13:07):
I just meant I didn't know howthe theme played out. I do know
that yesterday was a Pride parade.I actually had some co workers that were
in the Pride prey. But that'sjust showing her that I'm not homophone.
I don't know, I don't knowyou guys. Again, I'm like talking
(13:30):
and I'm and I'm just telling herI wrote them up. I do know
what Pride is. I have coworkersthat were in the parade. I should
look at you and go and thenI start telling her that I couldn't make
it, but I'm sure it wasa great time. And then I saw
the look on her face like getaway from me. I believe Now,
what was the what was the class? There was no fun colors. I
(13:56):
was expecting a lot of fun colors, but but it was. It was
like music like the Gloria Gainer,lots of Lady Gaga, that that kind
of stuff. Yeah, there wassome share in there. It was a
lot of fun. It was.It was a lot of fun. But
I may have overtalked and made myselflook like a person because you are.
(14:20):
I'm not. Why not? I'ma nice lady who does yoga. I
don't know if that's true. Youbetter thank you.
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