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July 24, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thro tells us about the injury he received yesterday, how his wife didn't care, and even revealed it to us...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it looks like we have a major injury on
the show. Kind of surprised that Thor even showed up today.
You know, guy, do you remember the time when he
got a paper cut it was and he wanted to
go home.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It was.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, well it was my It was on my right
index finger, so it was my mouse finger, mouse by
pushing button finger. It was brutal, it was a gash.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It was it was a paper cut. It was the
most dramatic thing, a bit of a pussy and so yesterday,
I guess Thor again had a major injury to his finger.
His wife didn't care.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
We ain't done yet.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and unacting filtered
except for that part.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Now. Yeah, Thor is very dramatic when it comes to
being sick or any kind of slight injury. It's very
over the top, you know, like if he's if he's
got the slight cold, it's the worst I've ever felt
my life. A text from him never felt so true. Man,

(01:26):
you have a cold, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Didn't he stub his toe once and have a walking boot?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What was that walking before walking? This wasn't like that
was that.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I think it was first to.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I broke my toe. No, no, no, I broke it.
I broke it.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Due there's that little cut in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Little cut.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I got infected.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I have I have a photo because I was on
the antibiotics.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'm diaglopic.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
And he's basically crying and he's walking robbery my man
on one side.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
And Haley, Okay, so you're gonna act like it wasn't
you even said it was a bad cut.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was bleeding.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I had the blue it shut and I got it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I got you said it was. It was to the bone,
to the bone.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I wasn't there fat cells come out of it.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I saw a scar on my.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Foot when it happened, but I saw him later hobbling
around the resort and a woman's sandal.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It was the only.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Fixcause my foot was so swollen.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Stolen.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I couldn't put it in a shoot.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It was crazy. And that time he was paralyzed.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean I was paralyzed playing a video game. Yeah,
I had I had in my back. I have a
crazy I have a crazy scar. It was a really
bad moment in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Around my life.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Maybe made me a knockhold.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So yeah, you gotta kind of take things with a
grain of salt. And the way he gets injured, that's
the that's the funniest part to be hones with you yesterday.
I don't even know the story yet of how this happens, but.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
We feel like we probably are in a door because he.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Doesn't pay attention to things. He doesn't have what happened yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
So I come home at around seven fifteen from hanging
out with some friends and my wife's not home yet.
I just got off the phone with her and I
reheated some food. Actually, no I ate before this. I
put a ninja creamy in.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
We don't care. You don't have to break down the big.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Part this is so I put an ninja creamy in.
It was delicious, vanilla, no chocolate fudge, and it was
all protein neither protein. So I put my n incha
creamium and I'm walking towards the bedroom and I we
have like this little like latch that goes on the
bedroom door, so it keeps it open like a crack

(03:50):
so the cats can walk through, but the dogs can't
get through because I because the cat like to go
in and out and then but if the dogs ever
hear a noise, they go running towards the living room
and it's a fucking disaster. It sucks. There's a little watch.
So I am holding my ninja creamy in my right hand.
What there, you guys, I didn't even get to the

(04:10):
so dumb like, can you just call it ice cream?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Ice creamy? It just sounds so because.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
He thinks he's better than us. Protein. It's a little
bit of almond milk. And I don't need the recipe.
I don't care not ice cream. Uh so in a
little bit of vanilla extract anyway, So I holding your
creamy right hand, I kind of cup it against my

(04:40):
chest and I go to grab the door with my
with my right hand. And then for some reason I
wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, no, because it's.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Watson and Wilson bothering everybody's will. My dogs are bothering.
They're being idiots, they're playing will. He's being the silly
guy name. It's a great call. And I have my
hand for some reason, my left hand in the crack
of like the door, and I forget that it's there,

(05:10):
and I go by the hinges, by the hinges and
I go to close it and it closes right on
my door and I pull it and rip it and
I you know, it hurt like a motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
But is this is this the heaviest door on the.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Planet, Like I still, I was closing it fast.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh you were closing. I was closing and your hand
was in the That's honestly one of the dumbest things
I've ever heard. Was I was like, how do you
even do that? Like what I don't Skuy is trying
to work it out in the door, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I just want I was this guy, can you stop?
And I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I mean, that doesn't even make it. Why would you
do that?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
What else is so? Well? The dogs cramy dog, So.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I immediately go fuck and I'll get you know, it's throbbing,
So I get angry. So I'm like and it's like throbbing.
So I'm stomping around the house.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You where's them? Where's the creamy?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Creamy is right here and like this and I don't
want to drop it, put it down on the table
and I'm like holding it and I immediately take an
ivy profen because it's robbing any.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Blood blood there is blood eddieing the finger in the
creamy because immediately.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
I went to go get ice out of the fridge.
I didn't want to ruin the creamy, but it was throbbing,
and I'm like trying. I'm like shaking my hand. It's
all swollen and swelled up like a fucking like a
stumb by bee and and uh, I you know, the
dogs are not scared because I'm stopping around the house
going fuck fuck over and over again. And then it

(06:57):
finally starts to stand up down, but it's like kind
of throbbing. So I called my wife and because supposed
to be come at eight and it's seven fifty five,
I'm like, where is she?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's not eight?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, but I I just wanted to see I hadn't
talked to her in a few hours, so I just
wanted to see what everything was all right. Because she
got off a work on right to her aunts.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
But she's gonna be home in five minutes to her.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I call her and I say, I say. She says, hey,
we're just about to eat a tinas, So she's you
don't understand. I know my wife and she says she's
gonna be home at eight. She's really home at eight
forty five, all right, So like I just wanted to
see where she was at.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Got to like, care, you really want to just tell
her that you're you're a man down?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, you want to report that this horrible injury.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
He So then I let the dogs outside to go
to the bathroom, and my thing is throbbing, and like
it's it hurts, you know, and like you ever is
to the point where it hurts we start laughing because
it hurts.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, so I.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Start I started laughing because it hurts yourself. By myself,
I was like laughing, I'm telling you. And then and
then I got a boner.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
What did he just say that?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
That's ay?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I swear to like, I'm my headphones aren't working.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm not, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
So he injures himself to the point where he laughs
and then gets erect.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Then he's a sayist, no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm like I want my husband to send you some
websites like what do you.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Want to do it?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So I had like a boner, why? And I thought
that was wild? So that's really why I called her
to tell her that I shammed my finger and for
some reason, I have a boner and I'm walking around.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
The back Eddy does that happen? Why would he have
a boner? No, I don't understand why he has a boner.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You know, his wife's pregnant, so he hasn't.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Getting anything, any any any feeling.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
He didn't shove his dick in and close the door.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
On it, you know, I mean that would have really hurt.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Why would you call her tell her about your bone?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Thought it was funny. It's really weird.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Uh So, so then she obviously doesn't care. She goes,
she does this thing now, and no matter what, I
could be vomiting, I could get into a car, car
wreck and have my legs amputated. She'll go, Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I'm fucking pregnant. Yeah, and I deal with that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, all right. I guess I'm not allowed to have
any pain ever or have any complaints ever. Oh No,
that's where we're atting.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
She's going through through a lot.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I understand, and I I always tell her, I'm very
grateful you're doing this for our family. Appreciate it. I
love you so much, thank you for doing this is
why I tell her thanks, and then weird.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, a quick question. Is she weirded out about the boner?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I moved on past it's too bizarre? Guy, I don't,
it's too bizarre. I don't know what you want.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
React.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a boner.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
But this guy, she lloyed because I said that, And
what if she was on speaker? Well, why would you
answer the phone on speaker and your answer.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
The whole thing isonic a mile.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
So anyway, So yeah, so that she's annoyed at me,
and then we move on from that. But then this
morning I was hoping that it would be you know,
a little less gruesome.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Gruesome like you've basically lost a finger. It looks bad,
is that right?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
So I banded it up because I don't wan anyone
to see it. But but type like by yesterday email
that we write every morning. It took a minute.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
You use your middle finger, you're very proper with your
it's very good.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
So I I next up a couple of times and
the rewrite something.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Can't even flip anybody off.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
It's weird. I want people to get mad at me?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Can you reveal it? I like to take a look
and see.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
What we're gesome. I mean, I think we're all look away.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
If you look away, I look away.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
If you need to, I don't. I'd rather not give
it air right now?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Is actually good for that if it's that gruesome.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Luckily we do have another band aid because I want
this thing to be protected. I do need some neo sporing.
Didn't have time to put it on this morning. You
guys ready for this?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's bad. I don't know I can handle. You have
a stomach for this? I do? I think I do.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
It's bad.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Also, the nails gone, like your nail got ripped off.
I bite my nails a lot, so it's disgusting. It
was like.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Purple and half hanging off.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Like I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
But then there's they throw it there might not be there.
It's bad, all right, let's see it. Huh huh. It's bruised.
It's bruised. It's more than I thought it would be.
But it's often that's figured figured.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's like dried blood under there.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So I don't think I don't think I can get
that off. Like I tried to scrub it. It's really painful.
It's all swollen.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Break under then break.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
No, you chewed it off, yeah, tip my finger.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
No getting
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