July 25, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about things in the bedroom that everyone should know by their 30's
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(00:00):
I would say by the time youturn thirty, you're pretty much an adult
at that point. I mean,you kind of have to know exactly how
to do things and you're on yourown. You know, you got to
figure things out by the time you'rethirty. Right, A lot of people
are parents by the time they're thirtyand things like that, and so I
would say, by the time you'rethirty, you really got to know how
(00:20):
to rail a chick, you knowwhat I mean. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast. Ayear completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part the show's after showstarts. Now you on that Finn,
(00:50):
you heard the right guy? Guy, Well, you don't as as a
dude. By the time you reachthirty, you should know what you're doing
in the bedroom. Yes, youshould have had enough experience. Remember that
time Emily called somebody a loser ifthey only had sex like twice. Yeah,
(01:11):
very very passionate. I was verypassionate about that. I kind of
still stand by it, really.I mean, it's just odd to me.
I think if you get god,I think if you're with like one
or two people ever and you getmarried at a super young you're as you
know, that's my story. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
Young. By the time you're thirty, though, you probably have had enough
(01:36):
experience to know what you're doing inthe bedroom. Well, apparently there is
a list out here of the thingsthat you need to know and you should
be proficient at in the bedroom bythe time you're thirty. Yes, ask
men put this out if Emily agrees, Yeah, and you know it's tailor
towards men. But basically it appliesto both. Is spit on that thing?
(01:59):
But I'm not saying there. Ithink it depends who you are,
so it could fall under a coupledifferent categories. They're not They're not that.
Can you please stop just like sayingit? Her fifteen minutes are over?
Can you let it go? Iwonder how much she made the last
month of being like ultra famous.Yeah, she was recently signing autographs for
(02:22):
a hundred bucks apiece. That's herautograph. Like I wanted to that's what.
If I was a drunk college dude, I'd be like, you got
to spit on me? Yeah,just like anywhere on Yeah. Sure,
if I was like a twenty yearold drunk college dude, that would be
like I have the video hundred bucksfor that not in my eyes though,
(02:45):
Yeah, well yeah, I guess. She was recently brought on stage at
some like Southern rock festival concerts.Oh yeah, and she got on the
mic and like did her bit,and the crowd like no idea, like
literally like you freaking yeah, likethere was and then and then somebody had
to come out and be like youguys, it's blah blah blah, and
(03:06):
they still like great done. Butshe probably made like six figures in the
last month, you think with herappearances. I mean, I know she
was making ten thousand dollars in appearanceat one point. Well for that one
appearing. I know she said shewasn't going to do only fans, but
no, girl, get on there. Would you go on only fans,
Emily? If you were her?If I was talked to her, yeah,
(03:28):
hell yeah, you know fans shewasn't, And you just be hock
in on things sure, like theypeople would pay you to spit on random
ship, So you'd be spitting ona mail box, spitting on a fish
tank, spitting on a foot afish, and that would be your only
fans. Would I would talk toEmily? I'm not looking at it doing
this now. To be honest,talk to Emily. She just spits on
(03:49):
ship. Nothing spitting on ship.Gross, dude, you went too far.
I didn't need to hear. That'sa good find it spitting on a
cucumber, spitting on a potato,spitting on a railing. He's on vegetables
(04:10):
only. Yeah, okay, spinningon things is not covered in this article,
you guys. I'm I'm sorry,but according to the people at ask
men, this is by thirty whatyou should know sexually. They say you
should understand how to be unselfish inthe bedroom. I'm fifteen. I don't
(04:34):
know that. They specifically talk aboutyour oral skills and if you if you
enjoy receiving, then you should understandgiving guy big time, big time.
Don't try like there's birthdays and specialoccasions. You know, for like a
(04:54):
second, what's the furthest you've everdone? Like a minute, No,
because because if it's going to happen, it's going to be a special occasion,
and I'm probably going to be likeborderline black. Why do so,
I'll get look at acting like that. Our penis is the most on the
(05:17):
planet. Borderline asexual and anything.You know, potty, you know you
accept it from your I accept it, but I never like request it.
You know what I mean? Youwouldn't like it, but I don't.
You don't like it thing. Honestly, it's just all happens. I enjoy
it. There you go, Butimagine how we feel, right, But
I I am not going to requestit because I don't want to reciprocate you
(05:41):
know what I mean. So you'rethe word. But if he enjoys doing
that, then you know, gogo ahead on ahead. So yes,
unlike me, they say, bythirty, learn how to be unselfish and
how to reciprocate you. They say, by thirty you should know the basics
of the opposite it. Sex isanatomy. You should know where the Yes,
(06:04):
you should know where the balls areat and how to caress them or
whatever is requested. I know,Emily, and I put my hand on
him. Yeah, I don't wantyour hands on them hands. Hey,
I can't do anything about that.I'm not put my mouth on him,
though, why not, I'll likelick them a little bit. Wait then
(06:25):
you will put your mouth on butI'm not putting the whole thing in my
mouth that's just where I dropped allthe balls. All the balls, No,
you don't want them in there.No, balls are really yucky to
me, unfortunately. I know.I'm sorry. I just told you.
I just told you. I feellike I feel like you get Emily good
and drunk, she'll get after it. Yeah, right when I'm drunk.
(06:46):
Yeah. Wow? Is that whyRoberts always giving you a boosts okay?
Uh? They say by thirty youshould know how to get tested for s
DDS and be okay asking a partnerto get tested for I always thought it
was pretty wild. Thor was bigon that. Yeah, you were pretty
(07:08):
good about when you were single,the hypochondriac. Yeah, I guess so,
Like I'm just yeah, I wasjust such a run the whole gamut.
And I was like, really whenyou were when you were younger,
weren't you terrified of AIDS? Yeah, spear of AIDS. When I was
twelve, I watched the Philadelphia Storywith my dad's Philadelphia made me, and
(07:29):
it made me terrified of getting AIDS. So I was very scared of AIDS
for a long time. Why didyou watch that movie? That's psychologic?
Yeah is one thing, but sadstory about aids my dad, my dad,
so yeah, and then like youknow, when you're young, this
is how you tell. If thisis how you do, you're about to
(07:50):
hook up and you go, hey, you're clean, right, and they
go yeah, And then I'm gonnaput on Dallas Buyers Club hang on so
weird. Okay. So yes,you gotta be okay with that and talking
about it and asking about it.They say, you also need to be
okay talking about your need. Soif you want it, spin on,
(08:11):
if you want someone to spit ifyou want it, spit on. So
seriously, if you want it spinon, okay, then you gotta I
guess you gotta be okay asking Therewas like no technical way of you just
(08:31):
sort of I want you guys,you want to spit on? So odd
and it's so unsexual. It's it'sshe has a gift of making things so
on. Secuy. True, You'rewelcome again. You also need to be
okay asking for, like you know, specifically what you need and they and
(08:52):
hearing stuff and hearing what they needto. I'm not talking about butt stuff,
but you could talk about that stuffyou want. You don't want the
butts, I don't want any ofthat stuff. I don't feel anything.
Does the boole like butt stuff?Excuse me? You did shove it in
Skuy's ass one time he tried,Well, there wasn't there there was,
(09:15):
there was an accident and no.No, you always try though, right,
you know when you got the girlsas yes, spin on, that's
moving into this. Yeah, youspin on that thing. Okay, No
one spits on that spind a littlebit. You don't want to sounds like
an rub it around a little bit. Okay, I don't need your saliva.
(09:39):
No, no, thank you soagain, if that's your thing,
Yes, Eddie, you got tocommunicate that. They also say, and
they say this is harder for somethan others. You need to know how
to say no, and that isemily so funny. Say no, I'm
so whoa yeah, whether it's extreme, you know, basically into the gap
(10:07):
now. So they say you needto be able to say no, and
at thirty years old you should beable to realize it would be cheating if
I hooked up with that person orthat god or that person claims that they're
clean but you know they're not,or you just say did you, or
you're just tell them you just gottested yeah, or which for me I
(10:30):
did, or they claim they're onthe pill when you don't have a condom.
Okay. They say you should beable to say no if you know
it's unsafe or it's going to causelike just if anybody's guy says to you,
do you want to have sex?Right? No, No, it's
just the same answer yeah, yeah, yeah. And the final thing they
say by thirty, and they saythis is one that's really tough for men
(10:54):
who are like maturing and being morecomfortable with their sexuality is being oh kay
using toys in the bedroom. Inever understood people being like jealous, like
it threatens their manhood or something theysay by thirty more than it is like
oh I'm so jealous of that.Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah,
(11:15):
they say this is an issue asguys mature, and by thirty you
should be okay with toys and knowthat your gal isn't going to leave you
for her dildo or whatever. Okay, how do you do it
I would say by the time youturn thirty, you're pretty much an adult
at that point. I mean,you kind of have to know exactly how
to do things and you're on yourown. You know, you got to
figure things out by the time you'rethirty. Right, A lot of people
are parents by the time they're thirtyand things like that, and so I
would say, by the time you'rethirty, you really got to know how
(00:20):
to rail a chick, you knowwhat I mean. We ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast. Ayear completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part the show's after showstarts. Now you on that Finn,
(00:50):
you heard the right guy? Guy, Well, you don't as as a
dude. By the time you reachthirty, you should know what you're doing
in the bedroom. Yes, youshould have had enough experience. Remember that
time Emily called somebody a loser ifthey only had sex like twice. Yeah,
(01:11):
very very passionate. I was verypassionate about that. I kind of
still stand by it, really.I mean, it's just odd to me.
I think if you get god,I think if you're with like one
or two people ever and you getmarried at a super young you're as you
know, that's my story. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
Young. By the time you're thirty, though, you probably have had enough
(01:36):
experience to know what you're doing inthe bedroom. Well, apparently there is
a list out here of the thingsthat you need to know and you should
be proficient at in the bedroom bythe time you're thirty. Yes, ask
men put this out if Emily agrees, Yeah, and you know it's tailor
towards men. But basically it appliesto both. Is spit on that thing?
(01:59):
But I'm not saying there. Ithink it depends who you are,
so it could fall under a coupledifferent categories. They're not They're not that.
Can you please stop just like sayingit? Her fifteen minutes are over?
Can you let it go? Iwonder how much she made the last
month of being like ultra famous.Yeah, she was recently signing autographs for
(02:22):
a hundred bucks apiece. That's herautograph. Like I wanted to that's what.
If I was a drunk college dude, I'd be like, you got
to spit on me? Yeah,just like anywhere on Yeah. Sure,
if I was like a twenty yearold drunk college dude, that would be
like I have the video hundred bucksfor that not in my eyes though,
(02:45):
Yeah, well yeah, I guess. She was recently brought on stage at
some like Southern rock festival concerts.Oh yeah, and she got on the
mic and like did her bit,and the crowd like no idea, like
literally like you freaking yeah, likethere was and then and then somebody had
to come out and be like youguys, it's blah blah blah, and
(03:06):
they still like great done. Butshe probably made like six figures in the
last month, you think with herappearances. I mean, I know she
was making ten thousand dollars in appearanceat one point. Well for that one
appearing. I know she said shewasn't going to do only fans, but
no, girl, get on there. Would you go on only fans,
Emily? If you were her?If I was talked to her, yeah,
(03:28):
hell yeah, you know fans shewasn't, And you just be hock
in on things sure, like theypeople would pay you to spit on random
ship, So you'd be spitting ona mail box, spitting on a fish
tank, spitting on a foot afish, and that would be your only
fans. Would I would talk toEmily? I'm not looking at it doing
this now. To be honest,talk to Emily. She just spits on
(03:49):
ship. Nothing spitting on ship.Gross, dude, you went too far.
I didn't need to hear. That'sa good find it spitting on a
cucumber, spitting on a potato,spitting on a railing. He's on vegetables
(04:10):
only. Yeah, okay, spinningon things is not covered in this article,
you guys. I'm I'm sorry,but according to the people at ask
men, this is by thirty whatyou should know sexually. They say you
should understand how to be unselfish inthe bedroom. I'm fifteen. I don't
(04:34):
know that. They specifically talk aboutyour oral skills and if you if you
enjoy receiving, then you should understandgiving guy big time, big time.
Don't try like there's birthdays and specialoccasions. You know, for like a
(04:54):
second, what's the furthest you've everdone? Like a minute, No,
because because if it's going to happen, it's going to be a special occasion,
and I'm probably going to be likeborderline black. Why do so,
I'll get look at acting like that. Our penis is the most on the
(05:17):
planet. Borderline asexual and anything.You know, potty, you know you
accept it from your I accept it, but I never like request it.
You know what I mean? Youwouldn't like it, but I don't.
You don't like it thing. Honestly, it's just all happens. I enjoy
it. There you go, Butimagine how we feel, right, But
I I am not going to requestit because I don't want to reciprocate you
(05:41):
know what I mean. So you'rethe word. But if he enjoys doing
that, then you know, gogo ahead on ahead. So yes,
unlike me, they say, bythirty, learn how to be unselfish and
how to reciprocate you. They say, by thirty you should know the basics
of the opposite it. Sex isanatomy. You should know where the Yes,
(06:04):
you should know where the balls areat and how to caress them or
whatever is requested. I know,Emily, and I put my hand on
him. Yeah, I don't wantyour hands on them hands. Hey,
I can't do anything about that.I'm not put my mouth on him,
though, why not, I'll likelick them a little bit. Wait then
(06:25):
you will put your mouth on butI'm not putting the whole thing in my
mouth that's just where I dropped allthe balls. All the balls, No,
you don't want them in there.No, balls are really yucky to
me, unfortunately. I know.I'm sorry. I just told you.
I just told you. I feellike I feel like you get Emily good
and drunk, she'll get after it. Yeah, right when I'm drunk.
(06:46):
Yeah. Wow? Is that whyRoberts always giving you a boosts okay?
Uh? They say by thirty youshould know how to get tested for s
DDS and be okay asking a partnerto get tested for I always thought it
was pretty wild. Thor was bigon that. Yeah, you were pretty
(07:08):
good about when you were single,the hypochondriac. Yeah, I guess so,
Like I'm just yeah, I wasjust such a run the whole gamut.
And I was like, really whenyou were when you were younger,
weren't you terrified of AIDS? Yeah, spear of AIDS. When I was
twelve, I watched the Philadelphia Storywith my dad's Philadelphia made me, and
(07:29):
it made me terrified of getting AIDS. So I was very scared of AIDS
for a long time. Why didyou watch that movie? That's psychologic?
Yeah is one thing, but sadstory about aids my dad, my dad,
so yeah, and then like youknow, when you're young, this
is how you tell. If thisis how you do, you're about to
(07:50):
hook up and you go, hey, you're clean, right, and they
go yeah, And then I'm gonnaput on Dallas Buyers Club hang on so
weird. Okay. So yes,you gotta be okay with that and talking
about it and asking about it.They say, you also need to be
okay talking about your need. Soif you want it, spin on,
(08:11):
if you want someone to spit ifyou want it, spit on. So
seriously, if you want it spinon, okay, then you gotta I
guess you gotta be okay asking Therewas like no technical way of you just
(08:31):
sort of I want you guys,you want to spit on? So odd
and it's so unsexual. It's it'sshe has a gift of making things so
on. Secuy. True, You'rewelcome again. You also need to be
okay asking for, like you know, specifically what you need and they and
(08:52):
hearing stuff and hearing what they needto. I'm not talking about butt stuff,
but you could talk about that stuffyou want. You don't want the
butts, I don't want any ofthat stuff. I don't feel anything.
Does the boole like butt stuff?Excuse me? You did shove it in
Skuy's ass one time he tried,Well, there wasn't there there was,
(09:15):
there was an accident and no.No, you always try though, right,
you know when you got the girlsas yes, spin on, that's
moving into this. Yeah, youspin on that thing. Okay, No
one spits on that spind a littlebit. You don't want to sounds like
an rub it around a little bit. Okay, I don't need your saliva.
(09:39):
No, no, thank you soagain, if that's your thing,
Yes, Eddie, you got tocommunicate that. They also say, and
they say this is harder for somethan others. You need to know how
to say no, and that isemily so funny. Say no, I'm
so whoa yeah, whether it's extreme, you know, basically into the gap
(10:07):
now. So they say you needto be able to say no, and
at thirty years old you should beable to realize it would be cheating if
I hooked up with that person orthat god or that person claims that they're
clean but you know they're not,or you just say did you, or
you're just tell them you just gottested yeah, or which for me I
(10:30):
did, or they claim they're onthe pill when you don't have a condom.
Okay. They say you should beable to say no if you know
it's unsafe or it's going to causelike just if anybody's guy says to you,
do you want to have sex?Right? No, No, it's
just the same answer yeah, yeah, yeah. And the final thing they
say by thirty, and they saythis is one that's really tough for men
(10:54):
who are like maturing and being morecomfortable with their sexuality is being oh kay
using toys in the bedroom. Inever understood people being like jealous, like
it threatens their manhood or something theysay by thirty more than it is like
oh I'm so jealous of that.Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah,
(11:15):
they say this is an issue asguys mature, and by thirty you
should be okay with toys and knowthat your gal isn't going to leave you
for her dildo or whatever. Okay, how do you do it
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