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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Sky, I don't understand what is wrong with you?
Why can't you figure out life? It's so fucking weird.
She's the weirdest human being I've ever And so, yes,
here we are again. Sky has got herself into a
real world dilemma. Pickle if you will. And this is
gonna get weird because it's gonna be about Sky's new
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dad and her boobs.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We ain't done yet, completely uncensored and unting filtered except
for that part the.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Show's after show starts. Now, why do you why can't
you be normal?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't know what the rules are. I don't know
how things work.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You don't know how things work in just life and society.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, this is the first time for something for me,
and so I don't know what the what the rules
are here?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You can't figure this out? No, you don't think that
this is inappropriate? No, well it is. Oh, I'll give
your heads up. Oh it is, Well it would be wild,
you think, yes, Oh, well, what's going on? Talk to us?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well this weekend?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Uh, for the first time ever, I am going to
be staying the weekend at my mom and her husband's
place up in Laguna.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What kicking and scream, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Doing a weekend. We are doing me and the daughter. Oh, yes,
we're going.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's not going.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, no, he what could he possibly.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Have going on? I got I can't wait to hear this.
I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
He is finishing this fence.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
He's two weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh dude, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Even know this like fence there is? Uh so he's
finishing help with it to no, so he.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Had we had me how long do you think it
to put a fencer on the White House?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Or it's just the adu.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But he's building a two sided he's doing multiple gates
on it. One is a rolling gate, which he's never
built before.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Multiple gates because.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We're closing the a d U off from our backyard
and so we want like just a normal swinging gate
like the normal fence has. But then the hobby is
also building an eight foot section that will slide so
if so, if the ADU is ever empty, we can
just slide it open and it still feels connected to
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our yard.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's not doesn't feel separate.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
So you guys overthink shit so much.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Or maybe that's how you make great equity, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh yeah, because if that thing ever becomes a rental.
You could rent the two as one, or you could
rent them separately.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It just gives you options.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's an amazing idea, Thank you all.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
And then the fence has a fucking TV on it
so we can watch TV while we're in the pool.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Well yeah, and then the fence has to be double sided,
uh staggered, double sided, so that literally no one can
see through any gaps anywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
So this fence is just insane.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
She needs a fence attendant to be standing there.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't have.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
There's no attendance.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
It needs seventy eight coats of paint.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
But he is sanding it before it can be painted
because he wants it to be smooth. The wood is
too rough for him. So that's going to be a
whole nother fucking couple days of sanding and painting.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So anyway, Emily, if this guy worked on your band
Robert's job site, how fast would he get fired?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Pretty fucking fast, I mean like, without a doubt, in
two seconds, get to fucking work, get up and out.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Like the amount of people who have come to me
over the years being like, oh, your husband should open
a handyman business, and I'm like, you don't understand he
would lose money on every single job as he would
overthink and overdo and spend ten million hours on the
tiniest thing. So yeah, I get it. Not efficient, not
a good way to make money. But he does things
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the way he feels they need to be done, and
it takes forever.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
But he can't go he can't finish it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Next week, well, nous homegirls moving in on Friday?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh no, homegirl? Yeah girl. So he's gonna be.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Renting the adu.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
He's gonna be Yeah, how along with the girl and
the adu.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
For the first weekend.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
You don't want to do that to this poor woman, Okay,
I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
She's in her separate spot. They're not going to be interacted.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, he's going to be out there working on the fence.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well hopefully the fence will mainly be done except for
our side, which he can then finish up.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
But who knows. We'll see how that all goes. That's
a whole nother thing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So going up to Laguna to stay with my mom
and her new husband and the occasion nothing really, It's
something that I've told my mom we were going to
do this summer, Like, oh, it's summer, my daughter doesn't
have school, we've never stayed at your place. We're gonna
come up and stay at your place for the weekend.
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And then the extra like enticing thing is their dog sitting.
And my daughter is like dog crazy, So they're dog sitting,
so like my daughter thinks, oh, we're going up there
to help them dog sit, you know. So and of
course my mom has planned all these mom activities. You know,
we're going to some art thing that's like a play,
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but the people on stage are recreating classic paintings.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh god, why would anybody want to do that?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know, And I'm sure you spoke up and said, no,
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Mom.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, of course I said, oh that sounds really mean.
I've never known.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Such a thing, So we're gonna be doing stuff like that?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I just yeah, I mean my mom would I could
see her doing that, and I'd just be like, not really,
I don't know if I'm really that into it.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It depends if she's paying for the trip. You're doing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, that's actually great, that's actually then.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You're like, then I say, how could you do that?
And you go you don't get it. This is family,
my mom says. Otherwise, I don't get thousands of dressed.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I would never got a thousand dollar dress was one
hundred dollars. But you're actually not wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I didn't think about that interesting.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
So we're going up for all that just basically to
spend time together. But there's gonna be kind of a
lot of just like lounging around her place, just hanging out,
spending time together. And you guys know how I like
to lounge. When I get home from work every day,
I immediately take the brawl off, put the pajamas on,
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and basically stay that way the entire day.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
And even if I have to run errands.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Sometimes I'll run errands like that, or if I'm really
feeling like, you know, oh, I got to be a
little bit more conservative, I'll throw like a sweatshirt or
a zip up hoody on. But I mean I literally
will go to the grocery store of the taco shop
in full on, fuzzy pjs, hair in a bun like
I'm that chick, you know, no brawn. But I do
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feel if I throw the sweatshirt on, it covers, you know,
it's it's more of a bra. But I mean when
I'm in my actual home, Oh yeah, like this is
this is how I am pretty much. And if and
if I don't have like a meeting or a dinner
with a friend, I will be in that attire from.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
New in sweats all day and I'm just you know,
I start to feel like.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I would feel that I would just like just like see,
I feel.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That way if I wasn't doing anything, if I was
in pj's all day, just on the couch, like, yeah,
I feel like a slob. But if I'm actually like
doing things in the yard and.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
In pajamas, Oh that's so weird.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I don't work out or anything. But when I don't,
something I put like athletic gear on when I nap.
For thing I do when I wake up for my
nap is actually put athletic because I'm like like sneakers
and like my short my short leggings, like you know,
the tank and all this stuff because I'm not going
to be moving around it moving. I think it's very
I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Know, I'm doing that all in like a you know,
in a tank top that has a stain on it,
no bra and some fuzzy.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
And you don't feel like a slob you have with
a stain on it.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
No, no, I don't. It's it's a bleach stain because
I so often.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And your tits are just banging against your knees.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
And you're banging against they're just a little bit lower.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Than and the guys like, oh there's tits.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I mean they're not again I put I'll put like
a sweatshirt on so you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Get like a separate shopping cart for them.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I don't put them in a shopping cart.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
And some fish tacos and they're like.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
I'm holding I'm holding my breast. So there's people, there's
guests outside the window.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You don't have.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
It's just knows when you talk about your boos and.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
You have to touch on.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
But like we're we're older, like you know, we have
forty on. My breast still look good. Like I don't
ever walk around around the bra because they do like
they're they're lower a little bit, like I mean, they're
not my arm pits. But like that that bothers me.
That feeling.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yes, like I like having them.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Held up like you're a bra all the time. Though
all the.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Time I sleep in a broth.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
My wife so my wife she has she has too bra.
She has a sports bras which is like the one
that sheicks wear to work out. I wear them as
a bra, and she gets like the viory ones. They're
super comfortable because she doesn't want you know, it's flopping
around all the world either.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, I got the comfy ones like kind of like
that just like hold you.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Don't even want that. They're comfortable because she doesn't like
bras either. She's like strap she hates them. Yeah, yeah,
she gets like the comfortable.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
So if I know, like I'm going to go for
like a walk or I'm read and then all sports
broad all sports Brad, but not for like.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Vall black eyes.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, I mean not like like.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I just don't understand going on in public like that.
You're a public you know, you're a public figure, right.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
My husband brings this up.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I mean, if somebody sees you and goes look
at Scott oh.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Oh yeah, Like I was at the self check.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Remember she smells.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't smell.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I was at a self check at Vaughan's next to
a p one who was like, oh, Scotlah, there's a
baby coming and the show so excited and I'm kind
of like using my arm as a shelf for my boy.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Obvious.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Okay, so we all know this is how I rule,
whether we accept it, whether it's appropriate or not.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
This is just who I am.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
This is how Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yes, except me, I'm like the bearded lady from the
This is me, this is me, this is me.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Okay, that's not nice. We didn't need to go there. Okay,
I'm sure and we do. Okay, yep, this is me.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
So but here's what I thought, because I'm starting to
do laundry and starting to get ready to pack to
go for the week end up to Laguna to stay
with my mom.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
You're packing? Wait when do you get there?
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Well, so I have a thing Saturday morning.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
So we're leaving right after, say, on Saturday to Sunday,
which is a trick. Get ready for that traffic come
back on Sunday. By the way, Holy fuck, dude, just
google traffic from side to there and that you know
that's titties are the sky titties. You're going to be
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stuck looking at those sky titties for a good hour.
At two hours. I don't know why you need to
do you get to ocean side, Clement.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I don't want to. I don't want to, but.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I your packing now for one fucking day.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Take the coaster.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
So I'm not packing.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
But Saturday is my normal laundry day, so I kind
of have to doing laundry.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
So I got it Friday.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Well that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
So I to make sure on Friday I'm cleaning everything that.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You're making sure your laundry is ready to be done
three days before you do laundry.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yes, yes, so it can be done to go.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
If you were smart. If you were smart, honestly, I
would leave Saturday at midnight. Otherwise you're gonna be stuck
in traffic.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Well no, we have playoffs all day Sunday.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Wees she even make it to work on maybe. I
mean that's traffic again.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Okay, can you fucking shut up?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
So, thinking about what I'm packing and wearing and pajamas
and all this, I was like a.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Lot of overnight's day.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I'm gonna be staying the night and hanging out and lounging,
which is normally no broad time.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
But we have my.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Mom's husband, Oh, your new dad, Well, my mom's husband
will clearly be there as well. Where are we at
with me being brawlless in front of this man.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Again, you don't find that inappropriate, that's kind of why
would you want want to be bless in front of
that guy.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't want to be brawless in front of him,
but I want to be comfortable lounge.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I can't be comfortable lounging in a sports bra.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
And how about this, how about when your brother in
law stayed with you, he was lounging in his underwear.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
He was, and you thought that was wildly You thought
that was wild eddie, eddie, thank you that came destroyed.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Hold hold onto it feel a.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Man standing there in his underwear is equivalent to a
woman in a T shirt with no broad Yes, really, if.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's your if it's a guy that you can't stand
and you refuse to call him new.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Dad, well well if I was, I think I think
I already begged the mom.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Is the daughter coming on