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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So you ladies, I know, have been confused and had
a lot of questions in the past about balls. You
don't really get how they work. I don't really understand them. Uh,
you don't really care to understand them, which kind of
bums me out a little bit. Well up close and personal,
you don't want to. You want to know how they
(00:23):
operate and stuff, correct, but you don't want to get
in there. We really love them.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, we have questions out of curiosity, not out of
like need to be in there.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You know, a guy not to touching balls is obvious.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Please, it's a given.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Emily not doing it is one of the more shocking things.
Emily not going after the balls, as like Hogan being
the third man in n w O. No one, no
one saw it coming. It was fucking crazy. Changed the
game changed, one.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Of the more disappointing things in my life. Your whole
life changed. A girl that would ball, I think we
know anyway, So we we do know that as it
gets hot in the summer, the boys they they got
stuff going on there.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
We don't know they got stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So you guys are not familiar with long balls.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
We ain't done Yett yet, completely uncensored and unding filtered
except for that part the.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Now, I think before we've explained the term duck butter
to you before, right, that's a genuine listen.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
That was a genuine gag.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ladies, you've got stuff going on to okay, so let's
not let's not do that.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Take off panties once.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, and then got hit in the face with a
fucking seafood platter.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I literally put in the fucking reverse going down on
the chick ones because I was like, no, thank you. Oh,
it was like the fucking wharf.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Why are genitalia so gross? Why didn't somebody make that pretty?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What is it? What is the main purpose of genitalia
to get rid of waste and then to reproduce as well?
You know, yes they're a sexual organ, yes, but I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Why would we make our waistehole our pleasure.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Talk to God man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Like this seems like bad, Like when you.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Say pleasure hole, don't find a female event Genitalia unattractive,
like you take care of it and it looks good.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I don't have, I don't find.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
But there's chances for it to see.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Emily is like sarlac, I have.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Right, they're not.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Oh there, it is that my vagina does not look
like that? What are the things coming out the side
of her vagina.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Around the walk?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
I haven't find vagina gets fine, prove it. I will
not do that right now.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
How would we know that?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I've been told before that I had it a pretty vagina.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
By somebody you're with. Yeah, bye, guys, you need you
need an outsidered opinion, like in.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The midst of being intimate or just like in conversation
at dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Both you have a beautiful vagina.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Manyone ever told you scalp.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Though I do like scalps, so I don't know. It
could have been blown smoke up my ass, but.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Like that too. Huh well listen, uh yeah, we all
have stuff, you know. Our ours are outies, yours are innies.
You know, we're confused by the vagina. You're confused about everything.
You know that we got, so I get it. So
we're here to help out. Yeah, okay, the boys. And
when it gets hot is tough, we're out. We're out,
(03:54):
you know. And so we have underwear and pants and
shorts and stuff like that. And so you got double
layer and so when it's hot out things are happening
down there. Okay, this guy over here, he's a sweater
and he's got that weird ball. He's got double.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And it's like massive, right, I believe elephant Titus.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I have a left testicle.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
It's a little larger and hangs the lower than my right.
It's called uh epithets.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay, I don't have and you have had so many
issues over the years with.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Underwear because they ride up.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He's got it. He's got a giant ass, he's got
that weird ball, and so I can't even imagine. And
your sweater.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
And I have a tiny waist. I'm only a thirty three.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Look at this tiny waist.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I'm a thirty three.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So when I sit down my my because of my
giant ass, my pants go down to my crack show.
So I try to go higher up with like a
thirty four, and it's too big. So I got a
belt it all the time. Kind of it's a nightmare underwear,
no my pants pants. Sorry, I'm yeah, I'm a thirty three,
but I have to go thirty four sometimes.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, So I think when you sweat because you are
boy like when we used to golf back in the day.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yes, sweat a sweater.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
His whole ass would be so cany.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's why I love athletic here now because I sweat
so much.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
I'm really I'm really worried because we're all going to
Tampa together.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
On Tampa. You can go to Tampa. Say Tampa, he
go to Tampa.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, shut up, Austin, which is going to be really Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You're gonna wonder in Dallas two years ago and it
was Emily.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And I don't know if you saw Emily, because we
have these different mixers every night and whatever. The final
night mixer is outside on the pool.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Oh God, imagine thorn to be dying. He's going to
be like sweating from like head to I started.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Really sweating a lot. I'll just either a go and
hope that we can go into the pool to people.
Just go back to the hotel and just sit in
your room.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
You remember what he did last time, I think it
was last year, and he used the towel by the pool.
It was a dish towel sitting there and ye wipe
his ass.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, his lower ma he did.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I saw that wasn't my fault.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
There was no air conditioning in that bar.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It was it was outside, it was here.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
It wasn't fans, Okay, okay, so yeah, it's it can
be difficult, especially for thor but uh, any guy, if
as soon as it gets hot out, you're gonna deal
with some stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I told you what duck butter is. You know you're
going to get some extra goodness going on down.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, but don't worry, ladies.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
If I ever, if like, if I'm sweating like that
and me and my wife are and my wife's feeling it,
I will shower.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I won't just oh my god, I would hope.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I won't. I won't. Just well, there was a point
in my time where where shameful needed tod They wasn't.
It wasn't the most it wasn't the most up rational female.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Ever. Now we also have another thing that older guys
experience any day of the year, but in summer, I
think most guys will experience something called the long balls.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
The long balls sounds like a golf term.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No, I'd love to hit a long ball, but this
is none of this is involves the boys.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Those those balls are long, Okay, don't make.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
You don't need to make that noise. When you're on there.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah, okay, pointing out. We got where it is.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Here's the thing. Explain this to you.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
Yeah, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
As a gentleman get older, unfortunately, gravity what is hanging?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Gotcha?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's hanging?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I was at a Vegas uh spa. Yeah, and old
men like to walk around naked. And I saw this
old man walking around turn the corner naked and I'm
not kidding his balls were at his knees.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Dude, really, it was fucking like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
It is crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
It was like, kick me out.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Like I've heard of guys as they get older their
balls hang so low, like it actually touch the water
and the toilet.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh that's horrible the cities.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But not like that. Certain women.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You say it, you say your bra goes out.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
You you say that.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I say that I go out without a broad and
then you start making.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Jokes about them. I don't say.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Gravity is a thing they do.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
But but like to imagine a guy's.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Down at his knees.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Have you guys heard of a thing called scrow talks.
I just learned about it on the Valley, the show
I'm watching on Bravo.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And I don't.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Guys on the show said I got scrow talks in
the episode of last week. I don't want so many,
and I guess it pulls them up.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, I'd rather just have my balls dragging on the floor.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, I would never want needless. It annoys me.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
How crazy how these chicks don't realize how sensitive balls are.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Like, it's crazy, it's not pleasant so sensitive.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Uh yeah, so here you're going to be dragging your
balls around. But I guess summertime is when it really
takes place.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Well, so I guess there's been a term out there
called summer long balls. And this is something that like
guys will talk about, kind of like an urban dictionary
type thing.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Some are long balls and something.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Usually they'll talk about them.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
I've never hung out with Eddie my balls lately.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well, there's a lot of things that we come through
that we don't talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
But just because we don't talk about them doesn't mean
it's not real and it's not a thing. So they
decided to do a study to figure out what are
summer long balls and is that actually a thing that
all men experience? And according to this university study, they
found out that summer long balls is a thing, and
(10:36):
it's something that has been going on forever, like since
caveman days, because it's all about fertility. So I guess
the deal is is that your boys and the sperm
inside of them, to you know, make babies need to
be kept at a lower temperature than your body temperature hot.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
They can't get too hot.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
They can't get too hot.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
So that's why I guess in the winter, sometimes the
boys will ride ride.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
A little higher. If you're cold, your sack will kind
of shrink up.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
You never knew that. That's why.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh yeah, if you come, you jump in a cold
pool and you get out. You heard the term shrinkage before,
So shrinkage is your penis.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, that's why get a little.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But your sack could restrict.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Because as you're cold, and so it's I think it's
trying to protect.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Trying to hide stay a certain time.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I'm not a scientist, guys, doctor, but I feel like
I'm an expert.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Okay, so you're okay.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
So I gotta imagine if it's hot, opposite.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
We got to find some cool air. We got to
get away from the body. And so I guess in
the summer, to try and keep your boys cooler and
try and keep that sperm healthy.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Wave around.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They will actually drop down a little bit in a
more petulum type of way, and they say that is
summer long balls, and that means your body is perfectly healthy.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Have I mean I said it earlier. Have you heard
the term hot as balls?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Hot as balls out there?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah, that's where it comes from, because the balls are hot.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
And then, ladies, when you're on your knees, excuse me,
grasp the ball with your fingers.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Why am I on my knees?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I mean, we're talking about a scientific study about fertility.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
I'll touch them.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
I'm just not putting them in my mouth. I'll lick them.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
That's putting them in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Like I'm not like a little bit licking, But I'm
not going to like ever put.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
The whole thing happen. Sky Would you ever lick nuts?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
What if they just touched the toilet? Fu