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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, earlier this morning we found out that Emily is
making a return to the dentist for the first time
in about thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Not a fan of the dentist. Oh god, no, very
big fear of the dentist. And so you got an
appointment later today. They gave you one instruction and Emily
won't follow it. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the podcast a year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except
(00:35):
for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now listen. I get it. I'm a rule follower. If
I understand, I get it. I get it. You tell
me what I was supposed to do, uh before whatever,
a surgery or something, an appointment of something. This is
what you gotta do. I'm going to follow it to
a t. I want funck her out. Okay, Emily is
a mad woman, though she is all over the place
(01:06):
and a mad woman, So going to the dentist today
where they're gonna put her out. Basically, they're going to
give you a cocktail mixer. That sounds weird. That sounds weird.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It sounds the way they put it when they're telling
you about it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's like a cocktail of drugs to kind of almost
knock you out, but not.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No different than a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They offer it to go.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I don't do drugs on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, And I don't know why we're judging people who
do drugs on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I feel that's very there's there's just a different level
of drugs that's very okay. You do drugs every day,
and so she's gonna dig this this cocktail where basically
she's gonna be knocked out. And so you know, if
you've ever been under anesthesia or had a surgery or
anything like that, what is the number one rule? They
tell you?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Don't eat or drink anything after midnight?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Absolutely, you're like, amlin, Yeah, they say we can have water, Yeah, yeah, water.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You're not You're not supposed to eat anything. And I've
never asked why. I have my assumptions. I'm assuming that
they don't want anything in your system because you're out,
that maybe you can't control certain things like maybe you'll
throw up, and if you got tubes in you and
all that stuff, you probably die. You know.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Number one, they don't want and if it comes out
and they gets on them, they mess up the surgery.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Something there's just too many complications.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I'm assuming that I don't even know, like can you
not hold your bowels? Like could you shoot yourself? Oh Jesus,
I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea.
I'm not I wish we knew an anesthesiologist.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
My brother in law is one context and broke.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I remember from anesthesia, I thought, is because it does
make you nauseous, and then that's what the worry is
for throwing up and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
That makes sense.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
That's what from that?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
What do you remember from when in the past when
I've gone under for anesthesia.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And you've asked the question, Yeah, pretty sure.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Yeah, because I had my boobs.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Done and I was questioning, like why can't I really eat?
Speaker 6 (03:09):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Question question a little whit would you question it?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And I think it is something to do with Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That makes sense, but it could be I've never really asked.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, just so, my daughter went through sleep dentistry, same
kind of thing, and part of the cocktail they wanted
her to take in the morning was some advil. But again,
my husband is very much like thor and he doesn't.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Believe I have something in there.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
You can take advil on an empty start. The instructions
say you can't eat anything after midnight. You must take
advil in the morning before you come.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Okay, you want to give her stomach cramps.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I mean it's I had purpose yesterday and I wasn't hungry,
but I had to eat like something I had.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
I had a Trader Drow's beef stick.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You did ignore people crackers or a piece of bread.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Empty cars.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm not chewing.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I eat the protein. So I had the prayers beef stick,
no stomach ache.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So you telling me you think that little beef stick,
he'll totally saved your life.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Sometimes when I'm in here on he is a cracker.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That doesn't tell you. That doesn't tell you that it's bullshit.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
There to absorb the pail stuff in there from like
from like something in there.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, yeah, but so my husband like literally the time.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, but you have an iron stomach and he hasn't
throw up one hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Years at the great point. Yeah, it's a wild I
could eat all the way up to the surgery. I'd
be fine.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So my husband is so like fucking crazy about this.
You can't have advil on an empty stomach, like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's doesn't know old people are different. Yes, let him
know that I take advil and it doesn't affect me
at all.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And his mom was like a massive ivy profen taker
and she would have her habit with food either. But
he swears to the point he won't let our daughter
have it. So I called. I actually called, and I said, hey,
our daughter, you know her stomach can get upset. I
just lied, Uh, if you know she takes on an
empty stomach, can she have a little piece of toast?
And they said it's better for her not to have
(05:16):
the advil than to have the piece of toast before coming.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I didn't question why, but I said, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Ship, that's the way for my brother.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
So here we go. Can best good.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It's a very doctor's response.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
What was the question?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Hey keV?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Exclamation point, nice exclamation point. Oh, I'm always happened to
talk to Kevin. Okay, we're live right now?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Quick question?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Why did you need to tell me?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Because answer because I was hoping to answer quickly. I
know he's sick right now, that's why. Why can't you
eat before going on anesthesia? He goes A percentage of
anesthesia is done without a breathing tube. In those cases,
if you vomit during the surge where your cough and
gag reflects are diminished under anesthesia. So if you vomit
or have severe gird you asked, you aspirate into your
lungs and get pneumonia and the stomach reduces the risk
(06:06):
of vomiting.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, menesthesia is wildly different than.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Dentistry sedation cocktails. They're wildly isn't the same for a
sedation cocktail?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, wildly different.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Listen, I mean it is shut the fun I'm going
to shut then up with somebody.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Dental hygen is watching over me. Hygienis Listen, they're great.
But what do you call it? Doctor that failed out
of mid school?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I dentist?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well it was what It's from Seinfeld, It's from.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's from Seinfeld. It's the anti dent Tide episode. That's
why I pointed to Eddie, hoping he was going to
say the joke.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I'm not saving you.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Going around slander and I'm not just a joke.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We're going to be working in my mouth with suction cups.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Suction cups.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Come up your mouth, comes up to like your chest
and goes in your lungs gird.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Emily knows, she knows better than Amonia. She's walking bird
the go ahead.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
You're walking.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
They told you you're gonna be taking this stuff. One
thing you gotta follow is you can't really eat well.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
There is a little bit of a caveat what's Kevin?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Always Emily rules.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I'm explaining. She told me what's Kevin.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
They usually do this procedure. They do them always, usually
at eight thirty am. They do them in the morning
time because it's easier for people, and then they take
some stuff the night before. They're making a big exception
for me because they know I'm on the show and
they know I cannot be there early.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Did you say, I'm Emily show.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Actually the lady at the office is in radio herself,
and so we started talking about it.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Lady at the office is in radio.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
She just like Gina Lata a minute, it's crazy morning.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
She must just like it.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Right teeth. Have you seen Frankie? He's got crazy teeth.
It's not either of those sense. It's not Frankie. It
was not that is what This is wild development. That
is crazy. No idea is producer Chris the tech I
don't think so with.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
The suction cups.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You'd be good at that, and she is not.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, she does like a couple of Christian stations, like
from her house in like Florida.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like that's fine hell and it's nowhere around here, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
How so she said, we will make an exception to
do you at eleven thirty?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I said, there's nothing I could eat. She said, well,
if you must, you could have one or two crackers
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Okay, if you must. If you must, I mean, but
you don't need it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You know, you're fucking adult, bro, Like.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
What are you going to grow up?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
What are you going to grow up?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Just except that, Okay, I'm a grown ass woman. I
could five hours.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I had him at six ish, and the things that
five hours.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
First of all, okay, first of all, no you didn't okay,
No you didn't. Okay yeah the first yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Actually there is guy actually is the psychopath over here.
So they said, don't eat, don't eat. Okay. So she
throws a little fit. I'm hanging and you have to
(09:30):
I can't eat. Crazy, And so then you go, all right,
you little kid, have some crackers, and she goes, she goes, okay.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
She's very nice.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So six am, cracker time, right, A cuple crackers, a
couple of crackers. So you're good, crackers, you're good. Wow,
you're good.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I would have had one.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Eight am, rolls around, a little hunk, a little hungy wouldn't.
But now we're getting we're getting too close to the time.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Well, yeah, and you've had the crackers already.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What does Emily do? She goes and warms up a
fucking pastry. She went and warmed up a pastry like
a Pillsbury.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It was double this size and I.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Don't know why. I don't know why. It was bigger
than that I saw was bigger than that. Are you
ready for you both saw? We both fucking saw it.
Break it down? Wait, wait waiting down? Break it down?
Tea dog.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Kevin just ran with texting ship the show's doctor, the
show doctor. Full meal of high fat eight hours. You
have to wait surgery, okay, he says, cracker or light
food six hours, he.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Said, surgery.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Clear liquids, two hours, clear liquids.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Wow, they told you not to do They told you
not to do that to a sandwich. We're not done that.
Say what you're about to say, guys, guys, wat done yet?
Wait six hours? This fucking chick it's an entire bakery
over here. Yeah, that was basically delicate out of your
fucking mind. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. Okay,
(11:15):
this fucking chick seeds a bakery over here, and I'm like,
what are you doing? They don't damn guy, Okay, okay, Kevin, I.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Wouldn't do that in all caps. You still mentioned the
dentistry you show.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I don't need to attack, friend, you don't need to attacked. Literally,
I'm going to be That was crazy. Wow. So then
what time was that did that go down?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Like nine thirty nine thirty thirty.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Nine thirty Our boss comes in with this giant box
what was it called starbread? Yeah, whatever it is, because
have you guys ever heard of starbred? Before him, We're
like no, And basically they were warm breadsticks, but they
were week and she said that all the rage and
brings them to us, this entire box of these things,
and we were like, wow, that's great. And then I
(12:07):
felt really bad because my beautiful, poor friend Emily over here,
and I was like oh, and so we all started grubbing.
What do I? What do I? I glance over, and
this fucking psychopath.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Is eating one double double fisted crazy nile, this.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Big, and I'm saving the rest for like this.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I was not eating it like but I'm both in
her mouth not kidding.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
My brother in law just texted me if she had Starbread.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Listen, basically, you're fuck your gurd city, You're gird city
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