August 12, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down common mistakes made when using condoms
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if you ladies understand how horrific a
condom is. It is the fucking worst. Yes, I'm sure
you can feel a difference as women, but as a man,
to stop down in the middle of whatever heated moment
(00:21):
you're on to put a rubber on it was fucking horrible.
It's fucking horrible. Well apparently there are some very common
mistakes that you make when putting on said condom.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I don't even want to go back to that
thought process anymore. It really is. Living in the condom
world was just a sad time. It's hard times, hard time. Yeah,
it's not great. So not having to deal with condoms
ever again is just great. It's a great feeling, yeah, because, uh,
(01:14):
it's like the worst feeling in the world where you're getting,
you know, intimate with somebody and then you have to go, fuck,
I got to stop everything, look in my drawer whatever,
pull out a condom and put it on. And it's
not and it's not the easiest process.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your hands are a little greasy or sweaty.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You can't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I just was up titties and now I got this connor.
I can't. You can't try to rip something open with
your hand. You ever try to open a bag of
chips with your hands all greasy? It never happens.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Little condom wrapper, remember Eddie with a little cereal box.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Eddie can't open boxes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Box or like anything.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a disaster.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I can't imagine you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know, it's not great. It's not great. Is the
worst worst thing in the world. And then if you
have a performance anxiety like thor, I can't imagine trying
to keep that thing up getting the condom on almost.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's why I just I took a lot of risks
when I was a younger lad, I took a lot
of risks. Yeah, more about the STD risk everything.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
This guy got tested for STDs more than any person
I've ever got. Like he would every time he'd have
sex and then get tested.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then I'd have to get test months later because
he usually takes a while. But I mean, as far
as I know, I've never gotten it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Was it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
One of your big things is to let the girl
know I'm clean.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I would allegedly say, my wife should not listen
to this podcast. Would say, yeah, I just got tested,
which I did.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, which I did. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah. And then they would always say, yeah, I'm on
birth control. Oh please, that's I mean, I think some half.
I think some half. So then i'd got. I'd get
the morning after pill the next day and give it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
To him, handed to him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah. And I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I didn't want to get got. I didn't want to
get God. I had a job with the roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A minute, trying to trap you for the roller.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I was a producer on a sports show for
this big time sports show on the radio station.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Would they take it?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Really Yeah. I was very perspective. If somebody offered you
the morning after.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I know that I'm on birth control, and maybe he
just doesn't believe me. Like, no, I wouldn't take it
because I've taken the morning after pill before and it
fucking sucks. Oh, she feel really sick and it's like
a whole day long process.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's not my fault.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I mean, I'm doing all this for minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So when a guy would stop everything Emily to go
put on the condom. How would that would that be okay?
Or would you feel weird about it?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
No, I'd always be happy about it, because I would
rather be safe than sorry for the STDs and all.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That other ship. But I would be the.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
One to suggest it a lot of the time though
most guys had them sitting there. But they're going to
try and get as far as they can outputt it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, it's been a very long time.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
He's trying to be said.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't think do you have me to help?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
And I know I get excited when I saw like
the box of Magnums sitting on the.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nightstand, because you like that big old dick. Yeah, big
old dick.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I do big old dick.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Especially you've never hooked up with them, and you just
you saw that and you're like, wow, this is what
we're working.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is crazy. The whole basketball teams here, this is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Wow, the whole crew.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I didn't go to college, you know, to go to
college basketball.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
WHOA why are you being offended?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I mean what.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're talking about them? I just putting two of you together.
I don't say I'm sorry there either.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Jamie's loving.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Maybe it was us t. I don't know, I'm my
bad anyway, anyway, Stopping down putting on connum worst thing ever.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, and especially if you're like a with somebody like
me who maybe isn't the most sexual person. Like, it's
taken enough for you to warm me up to that
spot where we're actually like doing it, and now we're
gonna have to stop down. I'm like rethinking my whole
fucking life like it's a.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Mood killer, you imagine sky Okay, I guess we're gonna
put this on.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Making noises and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You put it on with your mouth?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Fuck you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I don't even know how that's possible. Honestly, is that allowed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I know you guys have never seen that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, it's a it's a cool trick. It's a part
a party.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He was watching porn where they wear condoms.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, maybe that's one of the common mistakes. You guys
should have been using your mouth this whole time.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I don't know if that's one of the most.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okayt of mistakes already.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
All right, Well, yes, there is a whole article out
there because you know, lots of people now with so
much porn going on. Yes, you still do need to
wear a condom. Just like Thor said, I know when
you're watching a porn get tested all the time. And
even if you claim even if the guy is did
he just got tested?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Still she just coincidentally we both just got test because
they always say they just got test. Great, and then
they say they're on birth control and that's it. You believe.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
This sounds very risky. I thought that went through.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That was smart.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I feel like it was a good idea. Yeah, the
list for guys that these are the common condom mistakes
people are making now.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
When I was a young man getting into the world
of having sexual relations, yes, like one of my buddies
told me, when you're putting on the condom, you have
to kind of pinch the top when you're sliding it on.
And they say, and they think he told me it
was not only for the reservoir, you know, but it
also was supposed to keep air out of it or
(07:25):
something like that. I never really looked into it. Don't
know if that's still stick at to this day, but
I've always done That's the way I always put it on.
That's why I always taught.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So I was like, all right, yeah, it's like if
you put you know, definitely the thing to leave room,
you know, but at the same time you're still growing.
They say, when you know, because you put the condom on,
you maybe get a little like you know, like we're
talking about the war and the anxiety and X yeah,
and then you start going. It's like putting a bottle
(07:54):
of water in the freezer. You always want to leave
a little bit of room at the top for when
that The expansion is that. One of the things tip spacing.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Is wow, genius, y can't leave some room at the top.
Thank you, my buddy, Glenn. You told me a lot
time a man shout out Glen. Okay, Glenn, nice job.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So that's definitely on there. Emily mentioned the Magnums sizing
is an issue when it comes to condoms. We got
two camps here that are both problematic. One the guys
who think they're Magnum guys and they're not slides off.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well that I mean honestly, like if the guy you
see the box of magnums, he may not be a
Magnum guy. That don't be a ship that could be
showing on and then that's not good.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Then that thing's lost inside. It's probably still a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh you think the baby pushed it out.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I don't think it was still.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh my god, that makes sense. That makes so we
got that issue. And then there's guys on the other
side who think, like a smaller condom, like you feel better,
you get more feeling, or it would be like a
cockering type thing where would make you like lasts longer,
(09:20):
like the pressure.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
God, I just use a bunch of rubber bands.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Okay, I know that doesn't sound what you do.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You got to keep it on. I don't want anything
coming off.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I think it's meant. I mean, if it fits properly.
I don't think you need to rubber bandit on there weird,
So either way, just use the one that fits fits. Yeah,
most people are in that medium category. Okay, no shame.
Expiration dates they do. Actually they're printed.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right on there.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes, yes, how did they expire? Because the like plastic
can break down, like have you ever seen like rubber
plastic big sun or.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
The breakdown like, yeah, it's in the sun though, that's
but there's you know, we don't store things well, yeah,
box Like if it's in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
For fifteen years, it's probably not that great.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
You know what I'm saying, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I did score one girl she worked through planting planned parent,
and she didn't actually work in planting her, but she
was like, I don't like affiliated with it, so she
got boxes of freak contos. Really so I never had
to go and buy condoms. And then before I broke
up with her, I took like stack stack take these
from I just.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Didn't buy them at all.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Okay, Thor, your advice in this segment is really bad.
It's very bad advice.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I got no kids.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm legitimately kind of worried about.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You that, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I think at this point I would know there'd be
some sort of legal documents your way. You guys mentioned
it ripping them open. That can go bad because you're
you want that open fast. You don't want her to
you know, not food exactly. So they say, yeah, don't
use your teeth, don't use like a knife, anything sharp knife,
(11:06):
get that thing open.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, bad, Like that's bad.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I did too.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, you're supposed to just be able to rip on
those little Okay, do you know the next common mistake
is waiting to put it on. Pre ejaculate is just
as fertile.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
As who's gonna put it in, have sex and pull
it out and then put a condom on.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
They think it's just for the ejaculation. That's really stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But I would never be in my right mind to
do that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I think I did that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
What like.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You warm up put you put it in there to
warm up a little bit, and then you pull out.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
A hot dog mic that doesn't affect you against STDs.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And and you're gonna come some you're pre com you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, that's honestly one of the dumber things.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Excuse me, mister, I just took a test. Sheese on
the pill.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I was.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I honestly think that's more proof that's that I was.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I was young.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I was not very educated. I mean, I've been with
two people my whole life.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So this was literally just what guy would have the
self control to put it in, start sucking and the
condom stopped? Like no, Like what guy would have self control?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well you don't, but I I'm very type A, so
I will, I will make you do that.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So that's but that's sexy, that's really hot, yep, raw,
But I got to.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Take it out and that's when you learn, Oh, it
doesn't feel as good with the condom.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
On and that's gonna take a while, and you have
syphilist We used the condom, how did you get put
it in for a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Like yeah, yeah, why did you tell me?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Just got tested.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Storage issues. We talked about that. That's a college problem. No,
your car, your wallet, like near the shower where it
gets all steamy and hot, in your bathroom. These are
all bad places.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Store.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You're good enough oil based loop fun fact oil and
latext don't work so well together.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And it can have it sex in the shower, it can,
it can dry somehow it's not good.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
So it's like you're in the shower, it's supposed to
be wet. Why is it dry?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And everything every time it's so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
All their stuffs any wet on that side inside okay,
block in there.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Putting it on backwards. I guess this is something that
happens to guys.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Like inside out.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, there's two sides to it.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
But it rolls down one way, but if you can
flip it the other way, took Yeah, I guess I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I guess it's their having.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It on and not having it on the you're kind
to be protected.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But it's like weird, all the spermicide is probably not there,
and it's all over you reusing them thinking you using
if you rint it out, I mean like that, like
if you're.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Going to have like a double ask you know you're
one of those guys like AKA, but you never take
it off.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, like guys like we did.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
We did that.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I thought it was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
What if I used it as a water balloon first
and then put it off. That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I don't think so. I don't know why you would
do that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Don't get fun.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Wearing two at once.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Protect.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That's not gonna you.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I wasn't so sure. I've heard things about you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Double wrap it.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Actually, the latext to LATEX friction will actually damage both
of them and create little holes.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
There was a buddy of mine who was hooking up
with a gal who was very fertile, like she had
multiple kids already and all this stuff, and she told
him like, I'm super we can we always have to
have sex with a condom, and so he double wrapped
because he was so scared she was going to get
a Yes, I guess that bad idea. That wasn't idea.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, And the final common condom mistake that guys make
is not having more than one condom on hand, because
if that first one breaks or rips or tears.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Then what do you do?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Then you fuck well, You're not well unless your.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Anxiety. This never happened.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He was just give me a minute,
I don't know if you ladies understand how horrific a
condom is. It is the fucking worst. Yes, I'm sure
you can feel a difference as women, but as a man,
to stop down in the middle of whatever heated moment
(00:21):
you're on to put a rubber on it was fucking horrible.
It's fucking horrible. Well apparently there are some very common
mistakes that you make when putting on said condom.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's time for the one podcast over.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, I don't even want to go back to that
thought process anymore. It really is. Living in the condom
world was just a sad time. It's hard times, hard time. Yeah,
it's not great. So not having to deal with condoms
ever again is just great. It's a great feeling, yeah, because, uh,
(01:14):
it's like the worst feeling in the world where you're getting,
you know, intimate with somebody and then you have to go, fuck,
I got to stop everything, look in my drawer whatever,
pull out a condom and put it on. And it's
not and it's not the easiest process.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your hands are a little greasy or sweaty.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You can't get it.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I just was up titties and now I got this connor.
I can't. You can't try to rip something open with
your hand. You ever try to open a bag of
chips with your hands all greasy? It never happens.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Little condom wrapper, remember Eddie with a little cereal box.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Eddie can't open boxes.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Box or like anything.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's a disaster.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
I can't imagine you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know, it's not great. It's not great. Is the
worst worst thing in the world. And then if you
have a performance anxiety like thor, I can't imagine trying
to keep that thing up getting the condom on almost.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's why I just I took a lot of risks
when I was a younger lad, I took a lot
of risks. Yeah, more about the STD risk everything.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
This guy got tested for STDs more than any person
I've ever got. Like he would every time he'd have
sex and then get tested.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then I'd have to get test months later because
he usually takes a while. But I mean, as far
as I know, I've never gotten it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Was it.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
One of your big things is to let the girl
know I'm clean.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I would allegedly say, my wife should not listen
to this podcast. Would say, yeah, I just got tested,
which I did.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, which I did. It's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah. And then they would always say, yeah, I'm on
birth control. Oh please, that's I mean, I think some half.
I think some half. So then i'd got. I'd get
the morning after pill the next day and give it.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
To him, handed to him.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah. And I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I didn't want to get got. I didn't want to
get God. I had a job with the roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A minute, trying to trap you for the roller.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I was a producer on a sports show for
this big time sports show on the radio station.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Would they take it?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Really Yeah. I was very perspective. If somebody offered you
the morning after.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
I know that I'm on birth control, and maybe he
just doesn't believe me. Like, no, I wouldn't take it
because I've taken the morning after pill before and it
fucking sucks. Oh, she feel really sick and it's like
a whole day long process.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's not my fault.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I mean, I'm doing all this for minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So when a guy would stop everything Emily to go
put on the condom. How would that would that be okay?
Or would you feel weird about it?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
No, I'd always be happy about it, because I would
rather be safe than sorry for the STDs and all.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
That other ship. But I would be the.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
One to suggest it a lot of the time though
most guys had them sitting there. But they're going to
try and get as far as they can outputt it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, it's been a very long time.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
He's trying to be said.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't think do you have me to help?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
And I know I get excited when I saw like
the box of Magnums sitting on the.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Nightstand, because you like that big old dick. Yeah, big
old dick.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I do big old dick.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Especially you've never hooked up with them, and you just
you saw that and you're like, wow, this is what
we're working.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is crazy. The whole basketball teams here, this is.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Wow, the whole crew.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I didn't go to college, you know, to go to
college basketball.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
WHOA why are you being offended?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I mean what.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You're talking about them? I just putting two of you together.
I don't say I'm sorry there either.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Jamie's loving.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Maybe it was us t. I don't know, I'm my
bad anyway, anyway, Stopping down putting on connum worst thing ever.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, and especially if you're like a with somebody like
me who maybe isn't the most sexual person. Like, it's
taken enough for you to warm me up to that
spot where we're actually like doing it, and now we're
gonna have to stop down. I'm like rethinking my whole
fucking life like it's a.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Mood killer, you imagine sky Okay, I guess we're gonna
put this on.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Making noises and stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You put it on with your mouth?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Fuck you.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I don't even know how that's possible. Honestly, is that allowed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I know you guys have never seen that.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, it's a it's a cool trick. It's a part
a party.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
He was watching porn where they wear condoms.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, maybe that's one of the common mistakes. You guys
should have been using your mouth this whole time.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I don't know if that's one of the most.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okayt of mistakes already.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
All right, Well, yes, there is a whole article out
there because you know, lots of people now with so
much porn going on. Yes, you still do need to
wear a condom. Just like Thor said, I know when
you're watching a porn get tested all the time. And
even if you claim even if the guy is did
he just got tested?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Still she just coincidentally we both just got test because
they always say they just got test. Great, and then
they say they're on birth control and that's it. You believe.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
This sounds very risky. I thought that went through.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That was smart.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I feel like it was a good idea. Yeah, the
list for guys that these are the common condom mistakes
people are making now.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
When I was a young man getting into the world
of having sexual relations, yes, like one of my buddies
told me, when you're putting on the condom, you have
to kind of pinch the top when you're sliding it on.
And they say, and they think he told me it
was not only for the reservoir, you know, but it
also was supposed to keep air out of it or
(07:25):
something like that. I never really looked into it. Don't
know if that's still stick at to this day, but
I've always done That's the way I always put it on.
That's why I always taught.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So I was like, all right, yeah, it's like if
you put you know, definitely the thing to leave room,
you know, but at the same time you're still growing.
They say, when you know, because you put the condom on,
you maybe get a little like you know, like we're
talking about the war and the anxiety and X yeah,
and then you start going. It's like putting a bottle
(07:54):
of water in the freezer. You always want to leave
a little bit of room at the top for when
that The expansion is that. One of the things tip spacing.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Is wow, genius, y can't leave some room at the top.
Thank you, my buddy, Glenn. You told me a lot
time a man shout out Glen. Okay, Glenn, nice job.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So that's definitely on there. Emily mentioned the Magnums sizing
is an issue when it comes to condoms. We got
two camps here that are both problematic. One the guys
who think they're Magnum guys and they're not slides off.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well that I mean honestly, like if the guy you
see the box of magnums, he may not be a
Magnum guy. That don't be a ship that could be
showing on and then that's not good.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Then that thing's lost inside. It's probably still a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Oh you think the baby pushed it out.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I don't think it was still.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh my god, that makes sense. That makes so we
got that issue. And then there's guys on the other
side who think, like a smaller condom, like you feel better,
you get more feeling, or it would be like a
cockering type thing where would make you like lasts longer,
(09:20):
like the pressure.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
God, I just use a bunch of rubber bands.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Okay, I know that doesn't sound what you do.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You got to keep it on. I don't want anything
coming off.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, I think it's meant. I mean, if it fits properly.
I don't think you need to rubber bandit on there weird,
So either way, just use the one that fits fits. Yeah,
most people are in that medium category. Okay, no shame.
Expiration dates they do. Actually they're printed.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right on there.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes, yes, how did they expire? Because the like plastic
can break down, like have you ever seen like rubber
plastic big sun or.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
The breakdown like, yeah, it's in the sun though, that's
but there's you know, we don't store things well, yeah,
box Like if it's in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
For fifteen years, it's probably not that great.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
You know what I'm saying, yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I did score one girl she worked through planting planned parent,
and she didn't actually work in planting her, but she
was like, I don't like affiliated with it, so she
got boxes of freak contos. Really so I never had
to go and buy condoms. And then before I broke
up with her, I took like stack stack take these
from I just.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Didn't buy them at all.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Okay, Thor, your advice in this segment is really bad.
It's very bad advice.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I got no kids.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm legitimately kind of worried about.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
You that, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I think at this point I would know there'd be
some sort of legal documents your way. You guys mentioned
it ripping them open. That can go bad because you're
you want that open fast. You don't want her to
you know, not food exactly. So they say, yeah, don't
use your teeth, don't use like a knife, anything sharp knife,
(11:06):
get that thing open.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, bad, Like that's bad.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I did too.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah, you're supposed to just be able to rip on
those little Okay, do you know the next common mistake
is waiting to put it on. Pre ejaculate is just
as fertile.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
As who's gonna put it in, have sex and pull
it out and then put a condom on.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
They think it's just for the ejaculation. That's really stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But I would never be in my right mind to
do that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I think I did that.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
What like.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You warm up put you put it in there to
warm up a little bit, and then you pull out.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
A hot dog mic that doesn't affect you against STDs.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And and you're gonna come some you're pre com you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, that's honestly one of the dumber things.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Excuse me, mister, I just took a test. Sheese on
the pill.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I was.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I honestly think that's more proof that's that I was.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I was young.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I was not very educated. I mean, I've been with
two people my whole life.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So this was literally just what guy would have the
self control to put it in, start sucking and the
condom stopped? Like no, Like what guy would have self control?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Well you don't, but I I'm very type A, so
I will, I will make you do that.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
So that's but that's sexy, that's really hot, yep, raw,
But I got to.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Take it out and that's when you learn, Oh, it
doesn't feel as good with the condom.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
On and that's gonna take a while, and you have
syphilist We used the condom, how did you get put
it in for a bunch of.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Like yeah, yeah, why did you tell me?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Just got tested.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Storage issues. We talked about that. That's a college problem. No,
your car, your wallet, like near the shower where it
gets all steamy and hot, in your bathroom. These are
all bad places.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Store.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
You're good enough oil based loop fun fact oil and
latext don't work so well together.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And it can have it sex in the shower, it can,
it can dry somehow it's not good.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
So it's like you're in the shower, it's supposed to
be wet. Why is it dry?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
And everything every time it's so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
All their stuffs any wet on that side inside okay,
block in there.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Putting it on backwards. I guess this is something that
happens to guys.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Like inside out.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, there's two sides to it.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
But it rolls down one way, but if you can
flip it the other way, took Yeah, I guess I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I guess it's their having.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It on and not having it on the you're kind
to be protected.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
But it's like weird, all the spermicide is probably not there,
and it's all over you reusing them thinking you using
if you rint it out, I mean like that, like
if you're.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Going to have like a double ask you know you're
one of those guys like AKA, but you never take
it off.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, like guys like we did.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
We did that.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I thought it was okay.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
What if I used it as a water balloon first
and then put it off. That's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
I don't think so. I don't know why you would
do that.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Don't get fun.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Wearing two at once.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Protect.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That's not gonna you.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I wasn't so sure. I've heard things about you.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Double wrap it.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Actually, the latext to LATEX friction will actually damage both
of them and create little holes.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
There was a buddy of mine who was hooking up
with a gal who was very fertile, like she had
multiple kids already and all this stuff, and she told
him like, I'm super we can we always have to
have sex with a condom, and so he double wrapped
because he was so scared she was going to get
a Yes, I guess that bad idea. That wasn't idea.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, And the final common condom mistake that guys make
is not having more than one condom on hand, because
if that first one breaks or rips or tears.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Then what do you do?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Then you fuck well, You're not well unless your.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Anxiety. This never happened.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
He was just give me a minute,
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