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August 1, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie confronts Emily over something she did earlier today that involves sharing and excluding him
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we get in trouble quite often on the show
with a sharing.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And not why can't we figure it out?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I don't know, I was, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Can I admit something? This is going to be really bad?
I had. I had a big.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Muffin at home the other day, Eddie, and I was
going to bring in it to work, but I felt
like it would create too many fucking problems with me
splitting the muffin with you and then other people. I
know we have best Friend Muffin day, but then other
people sometimes get upset that they don't get a part
of the muffet.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Too bad part of okay, well, normally you don't care.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
They aren't part of best Friend Muffin.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I not a piece of it, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I literally just left them at home and ain't
it over the weekend because I didn't want to deal
with the sharing in this room.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think though. If there are like my unspoken rules
when it comes to sharing, that's different.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, okay, but we've seen this go down before so
many times.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Of course, it was the great Cookie incident.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Don't bring up the cookie. See, this is where I'm
trying atized.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well, you're usually the one who's involved in the food
sharing and not going well and things like that. And
normally my friend Emily is a victim, and who stands
up for the victim? Normally it would be me, Well
guess you just got butt fucked? Bye Emily and sharing me.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast find.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
The show's after show starts.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Now really really Emily, but you and that's what you're
saying in this part are like, strap boot City, what
are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Don't make it weird?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sky, I don't know how this works, strap bot City.
It is not true, brutal. Look at his face?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
How can you say that? How can you sit there
and say that you know what happened?

Speaker 6 (02:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Why don't you just own it and apologize?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Because I don't think I did anything wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's fucking crazy, that's fucking crazy. I know.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Full protein, you got some extra pro.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Can I say this? Do you remember when again Sky
fucked you over with those tacos and gave him the Dario.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Instead of you forget it, you still hold it against
I never forget it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You'll never forget it. I mean, I had an.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Extra so you you should be more understanding about this,
but because you would come up, you don't care, which
is not cool. This is not cool. So there's multiple
incidents where there's been issues with trying to split things
four ways and there's five.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know, I get that scrappy.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
He's the scrappy Dew of the show. Yeah. Whenever Sky
doesn't eat thing for Sky's will of food, guess who
it goes to. And he loves it.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
He does.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Like that day he got fried chicken. He'd never eaten
so good in his life. He was pumped.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
He's so happy.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, so today we had the poached egg her Sky,
which she wasn't too happy about. Jamie got the leftover, leftover, he.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was so thrilled. Sloppy A piece of toast.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well, I'm sorry, Well it was covered with us.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You can't tell me it was not sloppy.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It may have been delicious to your mouth, but it
was still sloppy.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's a poached egg, they get sloppy.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, what's a running egg? So Emily apparently has
eggs in her studio, you know, and she makes breakfast
for herself every single day I did. And so she's
got these eggs, and so she decided, you know what,
that looks good. I'm gonna make myself a poached egg.
So this is what Emily does. She gets very excited

(03:58):
about something, decides, you know what, I'm gonna do the
same thing. So she ran off, disappeared, does her thing.
I mean, she was like it looked like there was
there was like a fucking five star chef in there,
you know, creating this meal.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I got tools, like a cooked spray. I got all
kinds of shy.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
She has a full kitchen in her studio. It is
a little bunch, I mean you. So she makes herself
an egg, okay.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Great, and a piece of toast.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh you yourself a piece of toast to matter on it.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Good for you.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So this all happened I don't know behind my back
or I don't even really understand. No, I wasn't in
the room, and so I was out doing something and
come back in to see some some sort of situation
going on. I go and get my food. I brought
a bagel this morning, and so I'm going to go

(04:58):
into the little or little chen area, which is in
the kitchen at all. It's a room and I'm gonna
go toast my bag room. Yeah, I'm gonna go toast
my bagel. Well, there's a fucking commotion going on in there's, like,
I don't know, a little gathering going on. I'm like,
what is happening? I walk in and Emily's in there,

(05:18):
four is in there, and Jamie, for some reason, he's
in there. All three of them are in there.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Jamie has nothing to do with the build.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
It does I don't know. You just want to see
what was going on? What's going on? So obviously that's
off putting three people in the in the room there,
and all I gotta do is is toast the bagel.
And and I walk in and Emily immediately jumps back

(05:48):
and she goes, oh, what are you doing? You you
normally don't make your breakfast, And I'm like, you do
nine o'clock. That's the time I make my breakfast.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
I thought you usually do it after sports start.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You're wrong, because that's my big break that's the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
He'll heat it up before, but sometimes.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It doesn't get to eat it, so he'll eat it
after sports.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Has done a couple of times though, where he won't
eat it.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
If I'm not hungry right it then, but I mean
that's that's generally the time you go get your yogurt,
I go and warm up my fing what it is?
And so she's I know something's up because she's weird
being weird about it? What are you doing? What do you?
And I'm like, okay, what's happening here? And that is
when I find out Emily is cooking an egg for Thor.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh look at that, we'll treat for Thor.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
None of this makes sense in my world. Yeah, I understand, okay,
just I know exactly like this is something's up here,
something wrong, because first of all, where did this extra
egg come from? You just had an extra egg, you
offered it to four of all people. This guy loves

(07:06):
protein on another level. But Thor has been the most
critical over Emily and cooking and any kind of cooking.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I wouldn't say critical, I would say insulting. Like Emily's
cooking comes up, he is ready with an insult.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And just like you.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, okay, so I'm confused. That doesn't make any sense.
Why is she cooking him an egg? And if you
had an extra egg, you don't offer it to your bully.
I don't understand what's going on? What's going on here?
What's afoot?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Sh sharing issues?

Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'll tell you what's.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Going on here. Okay, sassy pants, very easy?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh damn head.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
When I get in I for some reason in the morning,
I always go down and stare at the floor where
your lunchbox is down over there on the right, and
I want to see if you have food, to see
if maybe you're going to be getting food today.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I don't know why before, I don't know why you've
seen you look for anything. Everybody is your.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Name written on the inside of it.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I swear to God, I wish this was like a
cool lunch pail. You know.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I was gonna say, who else is shocked that he
doesn't have like an iron man lunch Oh yeah, why
don't you have that?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I tell you what one? I have, my my childhood lunchbox.
Don't they're boxed the way because I don't want to.
There's Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
They were starre with like a morph lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I have a Star Wars and a Clash of the Titans. Yes,
the thermost worth a lot of money, A lot of money, yes,
worth in your game. I'm a man now, so as
a man, that little handle.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Just playing black fabric lunch pail.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
How do you bring in your food? That's psychotic? How
many times have you spilled in there? Never?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's such a lot.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Just throw all my backpack, man, Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Your backpack, by the way, that's what men do back okay,
like a fucking junior high kid.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Younger.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
First of I pack it. I don't think it's not anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
She used to. I love my little lunch pail.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
He does.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
He gets very weird about it.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
You're not getting weird about it, Okay.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
So I look over like I do in the morning,
saw lunch pail there. Know that Eddie has his breakfast
like he's got it. He's got it covered. And so
I know Thor's love of protein. I had one extra
egg left, so I thought I'd make the guy an
egg and take one egg home with me. And I'm
not eating to ass wipe.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah you are who's wiping.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thor brought breakfast to he brought it.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
It's just yogurt every day.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Say that's like nothing.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I brought cereal. What's the difference. What's the difference between.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
C and.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
I feel like I could keep my yogurt in the
fridge and have it on Monday, does me as it
saves me extra minute in the morning putting yogurt together.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
And also I kind of wasn't feeling the yogurt, but
I would have ate it. I kind of felt that
from you and.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Then I and then in my mind, Sky's right.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
I do criticize Emily's food, but I was like, you
know what, I'm going to give.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Homegirls second chance here just because you wanted the egg
and honestly she seasoned it to perfection.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yes I did.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, now you're really very season to perfection.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
The toast golden brown. Okay, write amount of butter.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
You let her butter your toast? Shocking? No, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You don't Why would stick my hand?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
You were not worried that he was going to criticize you.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
I felt very confident because I had made myself an
egg a ready. I thought it turned out fucking perfect.
It was liquid gold.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
When you open it, it was like are you out
of your mind?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
She made it as a microwave. I mean, we talk
about it. Why does he get the offer and I.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Don't because also, also, like as I said, you brought
your food, but also I've seen you before, when we like,
when food will come in or get you, you always
stick to what you bring.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Like I feel like if you bring.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Your food, you're gonna eat. I've never seen you not
do that.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
What are you talking about. That's not true at all.
That is not true at all. You're saying, doesn't make it.
I have a lunch bill, I could absolutely take it home.
That's what it's going from. Crazy. It's about the offer.
So if I turn it down, that's fine. But you're

(11:52):
not even gonna make the offer. I will remember really
died exactly the day.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
You know what something really I want? Sorry, we know
something really crazy?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Didn't she didn't you give her like some food the
other day, like a piece of something that she wanted.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
You had made something you like, cut her

Speaker 1 (12:17):
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