August 14, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down not only the existance of, but the recent injusry caused by the bigest penis in the world
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, it's tough having big dick problems, you know
what I mean, It will get you sometimes, you know,
and you got to like fold it to get it
in your underwear, drags on the ground like this is brutal. Wow,
oh yeah, you trip over it. Things like that. You know,
it's tough. Door is a grower, not a shower. So
(00:20):
but when you're grown out, look out man, that things
swinging around Like.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You ever watch you ever see a porno where there's
like a real skinny torpie guy but he's got a
giant dick. Sorry, and I'm just like he's like one
hundred and thirty pounds and dick.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like That's when you know, like just life isn't fair,
just like what the funk happened? Yeah, but I'd rather
have that guy than like Brad Pitt. If Brad Pitt
had like the biggest dick in the and you're like,
what the fuck, dude, like share something.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Maybe got it? Would you want Brad Pick's looks to
have a micro penis, like like looks like Brad Pitt,
but your penis is.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like but then you let down every woman on the planet.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But because Brad Pits swag, money, everything.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But I don't want to use that for is for women.
And then once the woman I take my pants down,
she's like, fuck, like looks at you and goes you
were Brad Pitt and you have a small dick. It
would be the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Have you ever seen like a tiny tow?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
She talks about it, she's how small like an acorn?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, it was like the size of like, well, the
tip of my thumb.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well it was.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I tried to feel it to get it going, and
I couldn't feel anything. It felt like any grabbing like
a grape or click, like a really large clip. I've
never tried to give a clip a hand job before,
but like I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You've seen a big clip right now.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Let's put it in perspective here. She her giving a
normal penis a hand job. It's gonna be small, Like
it's going to be small. Was it was? It like
a five inch penis? But her hands are so big.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was crazy, dude. I will never forget it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So that may be the world's smallest penis. Do you
guys know that there is somebody out there or with
the world's biggest dick? He exists and he's pretty cool.
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and uncting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The show's after show starts. Now, Yeah, you made me
think yourself? Is it you no?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Come out right now?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that what I was on? But?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Am I the world's biggest stick?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Somebody there's a guy out there who has like legitimately
the world record for the biggest dick. Wow, you need
to calm down.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean I I'm not excited.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I never want your eyes about it. Okay to hear
how big it is? Is there a dick that could
be too big? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It was funny because Thor was matching in Porno's about
having a really like tall, super skinny guy and having
a giant dick Like that was my ex boyfriend when
I was like nineteen, This one guy and we were
together for a little bit, but he was like Jamie
was so same kind of body structure, but a little
bit taller.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Like you get the feels who.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't do that. I'm gonna be a while. If Jimmy
had a huge hog, there's no way, there's there's just
no way, no way. This guy's a pinky anyway, he
could surprise us who knows no way, no way taken out.
(03:50):
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Guy you're afraid of.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No Well, yes, I mean when I So, this guy's
dick was was great, perfect, very big, perfect, biggest one.
I don't think it stretched me out a little bit,
but it hit the right spot.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, so you wouldn't say it was too big.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was almost borderline.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It was borderline because you've heard the legend that is
the boo right. Oh. Yes, the guy has claimed for
years that this guy is basically a walking kicks. He
puts it in the pocket. Yeah, it's crazy pocket. Yeah.
You can't confirm or deny anything because it's sky like.
She could think that the micro penis guy that you
(04:36):
inext with is like giant to her because she doesn't
know she's you know, she's a clown. She doesn't ever.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
It's like somebody who's tried two different is it so big.
It's like somebody who's tried two different types of beers
and they declare the second beer they've ever had in
their life the best beer in the world. I've had
two penis and and so the booze penis to me,
like well like like no stella, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like he has the stella artoir of cocks.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yes, yes, but again I'm I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Very you've had You've had two beers.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
So yeah, I don't. I don't really know. But it's
it's pretty substantial. It's plenty in there, in there, it's plenty.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But you could have a tight vagina.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I could have a very vagina.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
We don't know all these things.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We can vagina's always wet.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Vagina. Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
When I was an intern.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Makes it weird?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And would you show it to you?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It was an accidental face.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well, I was straddling over his face, but it was
for a photo. It was for a photo.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You don't have panties on?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I didn't, so why didn't you have work?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Question?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
We were doing all these outfit changes. There were like
five different outfits and this no.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Panties one of them and I and then over your
face and made to smell it because she's always wet
her crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, I wouldn't say she has a big vagina. Okay,
I wouldn't say that normally, I wouldn't say Norman would
you wear like a hat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Why are we.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Vaina's like you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think Sky looks the way you think skies Vagina would.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I don't really, I don't feel that's a complimentary. I
know you made be sad.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Anyway, So, according to Sky, the Boo has the world's
largest dick. So I'm surprised he's got a challenger out there. Honestly,
I'm sure this isn't him. It could be. I think
this guy's in London though, right, yes, he is in London.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's a London, London, London guy. Yeah, he's a forty
one year old guy in London and he's made news
for years over his giant penis.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So the abson. I'm not gay, and there's nothing wrong
with if you are game, but I gotta see this
thing just out of curiosity, Like what does a giant
cock like that look like the world's biggest cock? I
have to see it? Well, so should I search?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah that you should probably.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Doorn or something. And you see it and you're like,
that's gotta be a I.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, way, it's not big when it when you
gotta it looks like it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And girls have both their hands on it. It's just
like what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You can't even put underwear on with that thing?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like, but how big do you? But then again, though,
Shack lives like he's you know, he's got to be big.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
He's a human.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow, how big are you? Do you have a big penis?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Shack?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I would say so, I just you're a big guy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You can don't basketball his penis?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And because he's so fat, Jack, who is Shack? Is
your penis the size of Ernie?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
More?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Kenny?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I call it Kenny when.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You meet a woman, do you introduced your penislu this
is Kenny?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, I don't know, super weird weird now, Eddie, if
you do want to see this guy's penis, you actually can,
it's on display?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, hold, how do I? Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Emily and he went up, imagine this guy's loads.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Dude, that's crazy. You know, I want to see the distance?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Can?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I would love like the money shot? Like you have
to have goggles on because it will take out a eye.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
He goes one goal post to the other.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Probably like you could. He could probably go meet to Emily.
Was that like four ft five ft?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you have a penis that big?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Does he have giant balls? Though, like if you.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Have a big over there, like seriously looked at me, like,
do you have the answer about his balls?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Normal sized balls?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That would feel like a set. They have to go together,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Sometimes guys have giant balls and little dick.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's true. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I think that's a condition. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
So it turns out that there's some like sex museum
and like Sweden or something, and they asked and they
asked this guy if they could take a cast of
his penis to put on display, and so it is
on display in this like kinky sex museum somewhere. Yeah,
so if you want to see it, you can. You
can actually see it that way.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you go, ma'am, you can't. You can't put that
in your mouth, can you please, ma'am? Get off, Get
off the display, please, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh, I don't think I'm going to do that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You don't think so, No, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So the average man has between a five and five
and a half inch penis.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's not a very that's variety either.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I was saying like five to seven that's what I
thought you were to say.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Well, no, so like the average is average is like
right around right in there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I'm five. I told you I'm average, Babe.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Don't call me babe when we're talking about penises.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
But seven is huge? Like seven is like, is it
seven thick? Seven?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Skinny's got to be you know what seven inches long?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, but it could be it could be thin. It
could be a thin like a pencil.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Do you want a thin or do you want a
thick penis?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I just want a medium.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But seven is a great medium girth.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, But if I'm saying it could be seven but skinny, would.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
She just got I don't know. If we're on this
conversation about vaginas, yeah you have, I mean, there's no
way true. But there's no way penis size is discussed
at the same length as a vaginant. It's just not
even like.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
If we if we were judging women seriously on like
whether I have sex to them based off their breast size.
I looked at as a piece of ship. But a
woman could judge a guy on his dick size, and
like save.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She she shuddered, I mean, she shuddered. But if I go,
I don't want to be with acups. I feel like more.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Twenty five.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, I would never look at the insight.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I love all of my vagina. Can't say that either,
Well you already have. Remember we were talking about I
like to wear like a half and then Thorne described
it and said it looked like.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sky, like the horse eating in that point.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You shudder, just like Emily did about thank you for.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sing that all happen used catchers.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Okay, so again we're now describing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is what I'm envisioning.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay, China looks like her lost hoodie.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Okay, you know that thing has holes in it and
it's like stained and right right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right, imagine not that funny? Imagine, cried Did you ever
put a whole bag of big leag chew in your
mouth and then you chew it out and then you
spit it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Out that sky?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Again, I thought we couldn't say this talk about yours.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't you've never seen my vagina.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm not, allegedly I.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Okay, let me tell you about this guy. So five
is the average? What's this guy rocking three times that?
Fourteen and a half inches?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
How can you have sex with that fourteen long.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, you can't just a tip because the tip's probably
five inches, things.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Coming out of your note if he puts here's a room.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But there's a porn star though, like, like, uh.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What's John Holmes. He's he's like the most famous porn star.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You google that, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I was about to google it.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I'm like, oh no, I'm hurting my life.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I honestly think he was only like, yeah, twelve or thirteen,
and he's well known eight so that that guy in
porn was known as like the biggest talk you've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, this guy's fourteen and a half dude.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, like if he blows in you, it's coming out
of every orifice.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
No, that's shit.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
He probably it's probably because there's an ex episode Sex
of the City one where.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I cannot Samantha. I cannot Samantha, who's a whore.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
She was going and she finally was having sex with
this one guy and he said, he's a baby. I
can't be ready, Like I don't usually have sex with
women because they can't fit it, and so she wasn't
able to fit it. And he said it was a
really sad life, so you can't have some women.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Fact that you take that as like like they were
like you were watching a documentary.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
They probably get just.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
The fact that anyone would have sex with Samantha.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Well, this guy is making news because this has happened
in the past. He knows it'll happen again. But there
has been an injury due to his large penis. Yeah,
he says, there's definitely been parts times when he gets
aroused too quickly and he'll get lightheaded and pass out
(14:22):
because all the blood, like the blood has to fill
fourteen and a half inches, I'm going down, so he
has to like he has to be careful. And then
he also says that like the weight is off, like
you know, when you see a hit with big old
like kiss or thor with his big ass, you have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
To like call yeah you could, I'm going down. Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
He told a story as well about one time one
of his partners got issue injured. I guess she was
ready to perform a certain over on the podcast. She
you can say she was ready to gi him a blowjob,
but he didn't know she was already in the kneeling
position and he swung around. Concussion concussion literally she had
(15:10):
to be treated for concussion.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Get your head injury. Yes, cock, cock to the face.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That load must come out of it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We've lost him.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Well, this guy has recently fractured his shoulder. Dude, No, no, no,
it didn't. It didn't. So I guess he was taking
a shower and he was rushing because he was late
(15:45):
for work. And I guess it sounds like he's a
body uh, you know, body soap, the liquid body soap guy.
And so he squeezes some on his hand, and I
guess some goes on the bottom of the shower right,
which is gonna make it super slippery. But he says,
because of the angle of his large it's blocking his view.
(16:08):
And he knows that his penis is so large that
it sometimes blocks his view of things.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And so he didn't see that the.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Soap was right there on the slippery shower floor because
his penis was blocking it. Dude slips, fell on his
shoulder and two fractures.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Imagine slipping on the load. Oh my god,
You know, it's tough having big dick problems, you know
what I mean, It will get you sometimes, you know,
and you got to like fold it to get it
in your underwear, drags on the ground like this is brutal. Wow,
oh yeah, you trip over it. Things like that. You know,
it's tough. Door is a grower, not a shower. So
(00:20):
but when you're grown out, look out man, that things
swinging around Like.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You ever watch you ever see a porno where there's
like a real skinny torpie guy but he's got a
giant dick. Sorry, and I'm just like he's like one
hundred and thirty pounds and dick.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like That's when you know, like just life isn't fair,
just like what the funk happened? Yeah, but I'd rather
have that guy than like Brad Pitt. If Brad Pitt
had like the biggest dick in the and you're like,
what the fuck, dude, like share something.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Maybe got it? Would you want Brad Pick's looks to
have a micro penis, like like looks like Brad Pitt,
but your penis is.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like but then you let down every woman on the planet.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But because Brad Pits swag, money, everything.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But I don't want to use that for is for women.
And then once the woman I take my pants down,
she's like, fuck, like looks at you and goes you
were Brad Pitt and you have a small dick. It
would be the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Have you ever seen like a tiny tow?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
She talks about it, she's how small like an acorn?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, it was like the size of like, well, the
tip of my thumb.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well it was.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I tried to feel it to get it going, and
I couldn't feel anything. It felt like any grabbing like
a grape or click, like a really large clip. I've
never tried to give a clip a hand job before,
but like I was trying to.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You've seen a big clip right now.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Let's put it in perspective here. She her giving a
normal penis a hand job. It's gonna be small, Like
it's going to be small. Was it was? It like
a five inch penis? But her hands are so big.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was crazy, dude. I will never forget it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So that may be the world's smallest penis. Do you
guys know that there is somebody out there or with
the world's biggest dick? He exists and he's pretty cool.
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's time for the podcast, completely uncensored and uncting filtered
except for that part.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The show's after show starts. Now, Yeah, you made me
think yourself? Is it you no?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Come out right now?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that what I was on? But?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Am I the world's biggest stick?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Somebody there's a guy out there who has like legitimately
the world record for the biggest dick. Wow, you need
to calm down.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I mean I I'm not excited.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I never want your eyes about it. Okay to hear
how big it is? Is there a dick that could
be too big? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It was funny because Thor was matching in Porno's about
having a really like tall, super skinny guy and having
a giant dick Like that was my ex boyfriend when
I was like nineteen, This one guy and we were
together for a little bit, but he was like Jamie
was so same kind of body structure, but a little
bit taller.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Like you get the feels who.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Don't do that. I'm gonna be a while. If Jimmy
had a huge hog, there's no way, there's there's just
no way, no way. This guy's a pinky anyway, he
could surprise us who knows no way, no way taken out.
(03:50):
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Guy you're afraid of.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No Well, yes, I mean when I So, this guy's
dick was was great, perfect, very big, perfect, biggest one.
I don't think it stretched me out a little bit,
but it hit the right spot.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, so you wouldn't say it was too big.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was almost borderline.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It was borderline because you've heard the legend that is
the boo right. Oh. Yes, the guy has claimed for
years that this guy is basically a walking kicks. He
puts it in the pocket. Yeah, it's crazy pocket. Yeah.
You can't confirm or deny anything because it's sky like.
She could think that the micro penis guy that you
(04:36):
inext with is like giant to her because she doesn't
know she's you know, she's a clown. She doesn't ever.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
It's like somebody who's tried two different is it so big.
It's like somebody who's tried two different types of beers
and they declare the second beer they've ever had in
their life the best beer in the world. I've had
two penis and and so the booze penis to me,
like well like like no stella, yeah, like.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like he has the stella artoir of cocks.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yes, yes, but again I'm I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Very you've had You've had two beers.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
So yeah, I don't. I don't really know. But it's
it's pretty substantial. It's plenty in there, in there, it's plenty.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But you could have a tight vagina.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
I could have a very vagina.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
We don't know all these things.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
We can vagina's always wet.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Vagina. Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
When I was an intern.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Makes it weird?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And would you show it to you?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It was an accidental face.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well, I was straddling over his face, but it was
for a photo. It was for a photo.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You don't have panties on?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I didn't, so why didn't you have work?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Question?
Speaker 5 (05:52):
We were doing all these outfit changes. There were like
five different outfits and this no.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Panties one of them and I and then over your
face and made to smell it because she's always wet
her crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, I wouldn't say she has a big vagina. Okay,
I wouldn't say that normally, I wouldn't say Norman would
you wear like a hat.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Why are we.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Vaina's like you.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I think Sky looks the way you think skies Vagina would.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I don't really, I don't feel that's a complimentary. I
know you made be sad.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Anyway, So, according to Sky, the Boo has the world's
largest dick. So I'm surprised he's got a challenger out there. Honestly,
I'm sure this isn't him. It could be. I think
this guy's in London though, right, yes, he is in London.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's a London, London, London guy. Yeah, he's a forty
one year old guy in London and he's made news
for years over his giant penis.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So the abson. I'm not gay, and there's nothing wrong
with if you are game, but I gotta see this
thing just out of curiosity, Like what does a giant
cock like that look like the world's biggest cock? I
have to see it? Well, so should I search?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah that you should probably.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Doorn or something. And you see it and you're like,
that's gotta be a I.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh yeah, way, it's not big when it when you
gotta it looks like it.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And girls have both their hands on it. It's just
like what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You can't even put underwear on with that thing?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like, but how big do you? But then again, though,
Shack lives like he's you know, he's got to be big.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
He's a human.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wow, how big are you? Do you have a big penis?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Shack?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I would say so, I just you're a big guy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You can don't basketball his penis?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And because he's so fat, Jack, who is Shack? Is
your penis the size of Ernie?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
More?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Kenny?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I call it Kenny when.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You meet a woman, do you introduced your penislu this
is Kenny?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Okay, I don't know, super weird weird now, Eddie, if
you do want to see this guy's penis, you actually can,
it's on display?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, hold, how do I? Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Emily and he went up, imagine this guy's loads.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Dude, that's crazy. You know, I want to see the distance?
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Can?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I would love like the money shot? Like you have
to have goggles on because it will take out a eye.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
He goes one goal post to the other.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Probably like you could. He could probably go meet to Emily.
Was that like four ft five ft?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you have a penis that big?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Does he have giant balls? Though, like if you.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Have a big over there, like seriously looked at me, like,
do you have the answer about his balls?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Normal sized balls?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
That would feel like a set. They have to go together,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Sometimes guys have giant balls and little dick.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's true. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I think that's a condition. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
So it turns out that there's some like sex museum
and like Sweden or something, and they asked and they
asked this guy if they could take a cast of
his penis to put on display, and so it is
on display in this like kinky sex museum somewhere. Yeah,
so if you want to see it, you can. You
can actually see it that way.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
If you go, ma'am, you can't. You can't put that
in your mouth, can you please, ma'am? Get off, Get
off the display, please, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Oh, I don't think I'm going to do that.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You don't think so, No, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So the average man has between a five and five
and a half inch penis.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's not a very that's variety either.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I was saying like five to seven that's what I
thought you were to say.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Well, no, so like the average is average is like
right around right in there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I'm five. I told you I'm average, Babe.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Don't call me babe when we're talking about penises.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
But seven is huge? Like seven is like, is it
seven thick? Seven?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Skinny's got to be you know what seven inches long?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, but it could be it could be thin. It
could be a thin like a pencil.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Do you want a thin or do you want a
thick penis?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I just want a medium.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
But seven is a great medium girth.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, But if I'm saying it could be seven but skinny, would.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
She just got I don't know. If we're on this
conversation about vaginas, yeah you have, I mean, there's no
way true. But there's no way penis size is discussed
at the same length as a vaginant. It's just not
even like.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
If we if we were judging women seriously on like
whether I have sex to them based off their breast size.
I looked at as a piece of ship. But a
woman could judge a guy on his dick size, and
like save.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
She she shuddered, I mean, she shuddered. But if I go,
I don't want to be with acups. I feel like more.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Twenty five.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, I would never look at the insight.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I love all of my vagina. Can't say that either,
Well you already have. Remember we were talking about I
like to wear like a half and then Thorne described
it and said it looked like.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sky, like the horse eating in that point.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
You shudder, just like Emily did about thank you for.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sing that all happen used catchers.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Okay, so again we're now describing.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Is what I'm envisioning.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay, China looks like her lost hoodie.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Okay, you know that thing has holes in it and
it's like stained and right right.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right, imagine not that funny? Imagine, cried Did you ever
put a whole bag of big leag chew in your
mouth and then you chew it out and then you
spit it.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Out that sky?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Again, I thought we couldn't say this talk about yours.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't you've never seen my vagina.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm not, allegedly I.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Okay, let me tell you about this guy. So five
is the average? What's this guy rocking three times that?
Fourteen and a half inches?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
How can you have sex with that fourteen long.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, you can't just a tip because the tip's probably
five inches, things.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Coming out of your note if he puts here's a room.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But there's a porn star though, like, like, uh.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What's John Holmes. He's he's like the most famous porn star.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You google that, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I was about to google it.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I'm like, oh no, I'm hurting my life.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I honestly think he was only like, yeah, twelve or thirteen,
and he's well known eight so that that guy in
porn was known as like the biggest talk you've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, this guy's fourteen and a half dude.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, like if he blows in you, it's coming out
of every orifice.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
No, that's shit.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
He probably it's probably because there's an ex episode Sex
of the City one where.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I cannot Samantha. I cannot Samantha, who's a whore.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
She was going and she finally was having sex with
this one guy and he said, he's a baby. I
can't be ready, Like I don't usually have sex with
women because they can't fit it, and so she wasn't
able to fit it. And he said it was a
really sad life, so you can't have some women.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Fact that you take that as like like they were
like you were watching a documentary.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
They probably get just.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
The fact that anyone would have sex with Samantha.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Well, this guy is making news because this has happened
in the past. He knows it'll happen again. But there
has been an injury due to his large penis. Yeah,
he says, there's definitely been parts times when he gets
aroused too quickly and he'll get lightheaded and pass out
(14:22):
because all the blood, like the blood has to fill
fourteen and a half inches, I'm going down, so he
has to like he has to be careful. And then
he also says that like the weight is off, like
you know, when you see a hit with big old
like kiss or thor with his big ass, you have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
To like call yeah you could, I'm going down. Yep.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
He told a story as well about one time one
of his partners got issue injured. I guess she was
ready to perform a certain over on the podcast. She
you can say she was ready to gi him a blowjob,
but he didn't know she was already in the kneeling
position and he swung around. Concussion concussion literally she had
(15:10):
to be treated for concussion.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Get your head injury. Yes, cock, cock to the face.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That load must come out of it.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
We've lost him.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Well, this guy has recently fractured his shoulder. Dude, No, no, no,
it didn't. It didn't. So I guess he was taking
a shower and he was rushing because he was late
(15:45):
for work. And I guess it sounds like he's a
body uh, you know, body soap, the liquid body soap guy.
And so he squeezes some on his hand, and I
guess some goes on the bottom of the shower right,
which is gonna make it super slippery. But he says,
because of the angle of his large it's blocking his view.
(16:08):
And he knows that his penis is so large that
it sometimes blocks his view of things.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
And so he didn't see that the.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Soap was right there on the slippery shower floor because
his penis was blocking it. Dude slips, fell on his
shoulder and two fractures.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Imagine slipping on the load. Oh my god,
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