August 15, 2025 • 19 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about a situation he ran into with his wife that included poison being put where it shouldn't
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh boy, married life. Huh if you really break down marriage?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh no, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You're you're just kind of like roommates who fuck? You
know what I mean? I think it's weird. You know,
eventually you're kind of just roommates and you either got
a cool roommate or you don't. And it's tough. And
you have one roommate who never leaves in that situation.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, that guy's always on the couch.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Like you remember when you did have roommates, how great
it was when like they wouldn't come home. And it's
like I'm living by myself. Yeah, it doesn't really happen marriage. Uh,
but yeah, I got a situation with my roommate. Uh. Yeah,
it's really tough. I don't get a lot of spots
in uh, in my house, and now she's trying to
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invade those. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So I don't know if you were to ask Deborah,
like are you do you think you're a hoarder or
do you think you're a pack rat or any of
those things? I don't think she thinks she is. Really
I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask her, but
she has piles of shit everywhere, and I'm the opposite
of that. This is really the biggest bone of contention
(01:29):
in our relationship. We don't really fight that much. We
don't really argue about the kids or money or anything
like that, but we are so polar opposite when it
comes to clutter and things like that. And I'm not
really allowed to say anything about it. Like, she gets
really defensive, really, and so if I go, hey, are
you gonna pick that stuff up? She'll fucking lose it. Oh,
(01:51):
she gets pissed.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Now you've mentioned your kitchen counters, You've mentioned your garage
which you can't park a car in because it's all
her stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Is this like? Is this everywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Is her nightstand like this? Is her area of the
closet like this? Or is it only like certain areas
of the house?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sky, you're triggering me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm just trying to wrap my head around what level
we're at.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sky.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I think it makes her feel better, yeah, because she
loves when Eddie's like in pain, and then she loves
having your wife's side.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, I love his wife. She's amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Love me. I fucking work with you every day.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You knew you've known Eddie way long.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, you're great, but you will take you will take.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well do I just And he could be like, yeah,
I saw shoot someone in the face and sky went
sky would wow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know. Does he deserve it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
She was probably child? So what's the level?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's everywhere. It's everywhere, really yeah, I mean our we
don't even have a dining room table anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Like this stuff everything man like, like fucking everything, like
makeup keys.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, I've been fishiting lots of like junk mail and paper.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Not junk mail, but there's piles of paper. I don't
know what it is. It's just piles of ship I
know what.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
My house gets cluttered with Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Boxes and those those gotta go out axes.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Delivery, delivery, the mail, just reting my glasses, makeup stuff.
It's all my wife stuff like so it's like that
as like that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
She'll have four Like okay, so our main living room
we have the island and there's like a counter and
then a counter beneath that. That is like for the
cooking and stuff. Yeah, and then there's one I guess
it's like a kind of a bar setup, but we
don't have barstools, so that's kind of where. So that's
first thing she does is come in and she puts
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her purse down on that, and then keys go there.
And then whatever else she has in her hand, whether
it's a Starbucks thing or whatever she's got in her hand,
it's all going right there, okay. And and so we
have multiple like handbags or like a fanny pack was
the cross body bag? You know, like like she'll change
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them out, but then they stay there. Oh I don't know, dude,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
So that empty bag doesn't like go back into the
closet like a normal human.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It doesn't. Sorry. But then like, okay, so I'm going
to the store. She she goes to the store, and
then she we needed sunscreen. Well, she take out the
sunscreen and sister, right there, shouldn't that go outside by
the pool? Fucking sits right there. So it's like the
things just keep piling in.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Your wife to this too.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Where she puts something somewhere it's brand new, uses it
once and then forgets where she put it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
So she buys another one.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Dude, big thing, you know, big thing for me because
I do the grocery shopping. Is like, if we run
out of something, put it on the list right away,
so I have a process, but that never happens. Then
she started like, I I've really tried to stress, like,
you got to put it on the list as soon
as you know we run out, So we'll run out
of something, and then she puts it on the thing
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without checking if I've already bought it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh no, if it's like in the pantry.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And so multiple times I've been like, she goes, should
right down there whatever garlic powder? I know, I just
bought garlic power. So I found about two What are
you gonna do with two garlic powders?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A lot of powder power?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You have to remind her of five hundred times for
return something and then eventually just do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Because now you're now you're being very specific.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I'm just asking she's nesting right yes, I think non
stop that we don't fucking need.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This is really.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Wife's not nesting right now, Maybe explain that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there's just this piles. I don't know how it accumulates,
but it just accumulates, and there's just ship everywhere. And
then we have where we have our computer home computer setup.
Don't even get me started around that. Don't even get
me started on that. That that area is a nightmare
and show central man, you know it's that's the area's
brutal hate clutter.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I gotta ask a question.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Here, She goes, she's trying to trigger.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm not trying to trigger.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's brutal.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, I can relate because I'm like Eddie in the
way where everything has a place.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I don't care for clutter. I like things organized.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It like drives me crazy and gives me anxiety when
things aren't. Have you ever had the thought of, I'm
at my fucking breaking point. I'm just gonna clean all
this ship out myself. And if I got to get
rid of some of your ship.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Then too bad.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, that's that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
That's what I because I just don't want to deal
with it anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'll just I'll just launch Robert ship right in the trash.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Sky sort of. You do everything.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, So just to avoid the conflict that that disagree, I.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Got to live in it. I'm not I'm not dealing
with your ship like I don't, I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Well, you've been married a long time, so like I know,
so I'm sure I don't know if you I'm sure
you've tried this. But like with me, I've changed up
how I say things to my wife.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now, trust me, Bro, I forget right.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
You have to because instead of saying like it's condescending,
like are you just gonna leave that there? Or like
when are we gonna? When are we going to pick
this up? I like, yesterday she left the front door unlocked, it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Open, what are your cats?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I know, Bro, I was pretty pissed.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
And if I call her now, this probably is because
she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm just walking on eggshows.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But if I call her and say, Hayley, what the
fuck why you can't do that? You have to stop
doing this.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Which is what you want to say, which is what
I want to say.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I say, Hey, just the heads up, you left the
door unlocked and open. I'm gonna find the cats and
and then I'll let you know. And I already had
found them, but I was like giving I was like
making her stress.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'd already found the cats. He was making.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
And then I said, and then I said, I know
you're having pregnancy brain right now.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
And I held it in and didn't.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Laugh, and I said, just I go, hey, could you
just try to slow down a little bit? And that's
how I handled it. It did, but I don't know
how long I'm going to be able to do this for.
Maybe it made me another six months, but I don't know,
you know, so I know, I'm sure Eddie's tried all
of this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, the baby's sucking all the nutrients out of her brain,
which I dealt with that back when. Yeah, yes, so yes,
I have learned how to speak in a more appropriate
tone that sound well, I'm gonna tell you so something happening,
and I'll tell you how how I handled it, because
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it took from the time I saw it, which was
twelve noon until we went to bed at nine to
me to figure out how do I say this because
I'm pretty pissed. Because I'm pretty pissed, but that's.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Hey, that's growth, that's years of being married that much time.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I knew the way I wanted to say it would
not go over well. And then I'm not going to
accomplish anything, and it's going to happen again. So I
don't have a lot of spots left in the house
that her she hasn't invaded, and so you know, I
don't know what to do. I don't ask for much space. Really,
I don't take up much space. I'm a very simple guy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, you know, I've got tons of clothes or anything,
taken more than.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She has, you know, three quarters.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And most stuff you have is in your cave.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So that's my space and nobody's going in there, and
so thankfully that's my escape of the clutter. I go
to that spot so I don't have to look at
crazy ship. But when I get home every single day,
we have a little nook I guess if you will,
where like I guess your old phone would have gone,
you know, like that kind of a spot where our
(10:00):
junk drawer is, things like that, and so this little
nook area. I have a tiny little spot in that
nook where I put my wallet, my keys, and my
cell phone every single day. That way, this is a
concept door maybe you'll be aware of You'll know where
your stuff is every single day. I'm never going to
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lose my wallet, my keys, on my phone because it's
in the same spot every.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Day, every day, every day. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's where you go.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Makes sense, doesn't it. You don't want to lot, you
don't want to put them in the garage and lock
them in there, and I.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Have to take an uber to work.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, she did that, that's right, damn it. Yesterday.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
So because she she left her keys in the garage
because she for some reason, she's her makeup bag in
her truck.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And so now what she gets out.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
So we were going somewhere and she goes, hey, I
gotta go and make a bag my truck.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
So she has her keys, she has.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Her back up.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Sorry, let me back up. We're on our way out.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We're going to the movies.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
This happened on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
And she had her and I said, you might bring
a jacket, get me cold in there. So she goes, okay,
So she takes her jacket and she goes, I'm gonna
go to my truck and my makeup bag.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And I said okay.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Then she comes out of the truck with just the
make it bag, left the jacket in the truck then,
and I wasn't paying attention, so I didn't notice it.
I didn't notice. We got to the theater and she said,
I left my jacket in the truck. Then shirk. We
get home and I go, why you have your keys
on you? Because what she's done is we share keys,
so she's left her keys in.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
My car without telling me. So then my car's unlocked.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
And then I say, never fucking do that again, because
somebody could just walk in our car and steal it.
So she now leaves them in the garage, thinking that
she'll remember them, And I thought, you.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Didn't you say you have like a basket or like
a designated.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We do by the front door.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Remember she used to leave to get her makeup bag
out of the truck, and then she comes right in
the car, so in her mind, she doesn't want to
walk all the way back to the front door, so
she leaves her keys in the garage. So then what
happened was the other day she left her keys in
the garage and the garage was locked, she couldn't get
in it, and the uber to work.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And then and then kind of blamed me.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I don't gidding, how is that that's crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
And then yesterday had her I found her keys in
the bathroom sink, in the sink. I just don't and
I just I go, I grab them. I just walk
them to the thing and put them on.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
If you found them in the freezer, it wouldn't be
like a shock, right, No, it wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
The best is when she like, I think I left
my keys in your car, Like I am an asshole
because I went.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
To work and you didn't realize you have a car car. Sorry,
I don't want to sidetracked too late.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So I have my little spot in the nook, so
it's not even the whole nook, like I have my
spot in the nook part of that, and then her
stuff surrounds my little spot.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well I'm telling you, like seven days, you know, out
of ten, she'll try to put shit in my little
spot and I'll have to tell her like, listen, I
only have this one spot. Can I please, just can
you not have your stuff in my one little spot?
Like oh yeah, I start trash and I'm like, you know,
that's my spot, Like, I don't understand how that doesn't
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equate as soon as you put that thing down, Well
that's Eddie's spot. That doesn't happen though, so whatever, So
that happens quite often. But then then yesterday was the end.
I'll be all for me and this I don't know
if it's like a germ thing or what, but it
really bothered me. So I get home and in my
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bathroom we have, you know, where our two sinks are,
and then behind us if you if I was facing
the sink and the mirrors and all that stuff behind us,
there is like a full long counter, right, and then
then underneath that is where like towels and stuffle scope.
It's quantic convenient. It's cool, yeah, And so you know,
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because we get ready so early in the morning. I
always get my shorts, my underwear, and my socks out
the night before and I put them on the counter
so that I'm not opening drawers and making everybody.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Up and all that ready.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So it's kind of right sitting right there. And so
again I have my one little spot on this long
counter that's I just used that one on the end,
and that's where my clothes go.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And what's the rest like beauty products and just no.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
She keeps all that stuff to her side of the
of the sinks and stuff. No, they will be like
she bought new clothes, well, she hasn't tried them on yet,
so they're gonna go there until she tries them a
bath or pool towels, you know, like I brought them
in from outside, and they're just gonna sit there, oh wow,
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or bathing suits or whatever. They'll they'll just go there.
Kid's presence that she has to wrap in the bathroom
on this. Well, they're not coming into our bedroom, so
that's a great place to This just came in from
a lot of Amazon stuff will go right there, and
I'm like, well, why is that in here? Kitchen product?
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So like nothing makes sense. It's just everything just kind
of ends up right there. And I'm always like, Okay.
It bothered me obviously, but as long as I have
my little spot, that's really all I need. Okay, So
that's it. Man. So but will things sometimes go all
the way there sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And I'm just like whatever, that would frustrate me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So yesterday I get home and this one I can't.
I can't, this one, I can't. Oh too much.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What do we do? Now?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Apparently that morning, uh you know what time of year
it is, we have some ants. Ants are are evading
in the bathroom. Yeah, and I guess Debora found some
ants in there, and so she decides she's gonna have
to kill them. So I don't know where this came from.
I'm assuming the garage. I haven't seen this before, but
she has one of those handheld pest you know, killer
(16:05):
things like spray. Yeah, it's like a little spray that
used outside.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah shut up, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know if I guess you can use it indoors.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She doesn't just have a fucking canister the ra raid whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean, we have a full blown things spray.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
She's an exterminator.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Apparently I would use that in the house.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think it's indoors safe because I would probably have
a massive problem with that indoors. But whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
When Emily had that basically on her kitchen counters, yeah, round.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Up, round up, extreame cancer two like she was adding
into her soups. Robertson was pretty was not putting round up,
and roberts put it in his coffee and twenty hours
won't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You won't spray that in your mouth. So apparently we
had ants morning. She brings in things sprays in the
area where the ants were. Okay, great, well I come home,
you know, get getting ready for my big nap, go
into the bathroom, and of course, catching my eye is
this canister of this pest poison or whatever ant killer?
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And I look over and guess where it's at? Where
in my little spot that I have in the bathroom.
And I'm like, now listen here, motherfucker. You could you
could have all the space you want, but you're gonna
put poison basically in my one little spot, Like are
you fucking crazy? Like you can put this thing anywhere?
(17:45):
Like you're gonna choose that spot where I put my
clean clothes to put pest poison. I couldn't believe it.
And I'm like, oh, fuck, Like why can't I have
this spot?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Or or is she trying to poison me?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Or is she?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I mean again, I wouldn't put it back, So I'm hot,
I'm pissed, and I'm like, should I put this thing
on her pillar or something that? You know? Like I
gotta I gotta make a point here.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I feel that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, you know whatever? Soop nine hours later, I calm
down enough and figured out this is the way I
have to approach said situations. No again, I had.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
To figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's been nine hours ago.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You should be nervous.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh yeah, and then that would have been the Hey,
can you not fucking put the ship in my you know,
that's how I.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Wanted, which is how I would say, right, Robert.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Right, which that doesn't go over there. I'm not healthy. No,
So she comes I'm already cleaned up, already brushed my teeth,
I'm already lying in bed, you know, waiting for her.
She comes back in. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And I have to ask real quick, is it still
sitting there?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I moved it?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Okay, so you you moved it? Okay, okay, was.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Pretty piss Uh. Hey, can you not put the ant
poison where I put my clean clothes in the morning,
because that, you know, could get on my clothes or whatever.
And I just don't really, you know, I got that
one spot if you know, do you would you mind
not doing that in the future, please, And then to
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her credit, she's, oh my god, did I put the house? Sorry,
I would do that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh she didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Defensive No, luckily, but again it's because nine hours went
by and I correctly, so luckily it didn't. It went
over Okay, Well, you know some sort of fucking like
dead rodent end up there that she caught or something. Yes, yes,
I will
Oh boy, married life. Huh if you really break down marriage?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh no, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
You're you're just kind of like roommates who fuck? You
know what I mean? I think it's weird. You know,
eventually you're kind of just roommates and you either got
a cool roommate or you don't. And it's tough. And
you have one roommate who never leaves in that situation.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, that guy's always on the couch.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Like you remember when you did have roommates, how great
it was when like they wouldn't come home. And it's
like I'm living by myself. Yeah, it doesn't really happen marriage. Uh,
but yeah, I got a situation with my roommate. Uh. Yeah,
it's really tough. I don't get a lot of spots
in uh, in my house, and now she's trying to
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invade those. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's time for the podcast yet.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So I don't know if you were to ask Deborah,
like are you do you think you're a hoarder or
do you think you're a pack rat or any of
those things? I don't think she thinks she is. Really
I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask her, but
she has piles of shit everywhere, and I'm the opposite
of that. This is really the biggest bone of contention
(01:29):
in our relationship. We don't really fight that much. We
don't really argue about the kids or money or anything
like that, but we are so polar opposite when it
comes to clutter and things like that. And I'm not
really allowed to say anything about it. Like, she gets
really defensive, really, and so if I go, hey, are
you gonna pick that stuff up? She'll fucking lose it. Oh,
(01:51):
she gets pissed.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Now you've mentioned your kitchen counters, You've mentioned your garage
which you can't park a car in because it's all
her stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Is this like? Is this everywhere?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Is her nightstand like this? Is her area of the
closet like this? Or is it only like certain areas
of the house?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sky, you're triggering me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm not trying.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm just trying to wrap my head around what level
we're at.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sky.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I think it makes her feel better, yeah, because she
loves when Eddie's like in pain, and then she loves
having your wife's side.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, I love his wife. She's amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Love me. I fucking work with you every day.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You knew you've known Eddie way long.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, you're great, but you will take you will take.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Well do I just And he could be like, yeah,
I saw shoot someone in the face and sky went
sky would wow.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know. Does he deserve it?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
She was probably child? So what's the level?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's everywhere. It's everywhere, really yeah, I mean our we
don't even have a dining room table anymore.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Like this stuff everything man like, like fucking everything, like
makeup keys.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, I've been fishiting lots of like junk mail and paper.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Not junk mail, but there's piles of paper. I don't
know what it is. It's just piles of ship I
know what.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
My house gets cluttered with Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Boxes and those those gotta go out axes.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Delivery, delivery, the mail, just reting my glasses, makeup stuff.
It's all my wife stuff like so it's like that
as like that.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
She'll have four Like okay, so our main living room
we have the island and there's like a counter and
then a counter beneath that. That is like for the
cooking and stuff. Yeah, and then there's one I guess
it's like a kind of a bar setup, but we
don't have barstools, so that's kind of where. So that's
first thing she does is come in and she puts
(03:51):
her purse down on that, and then keys go there.
And then whatever else she has in her hand, whether
it's a Starbucks thing or whatever she's got in her hand,
it's all going right there, okay. And and so we
have multiple like handbags or like a fanny pack was
the cross body bag? You know, like like she'll change
(04:14):
them out, but then they stay there. Oh I don't know, dude,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
So that empty bag doesn't like go back into the
closet like a normal human.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It doesn't. Sorry. But then like, okay, so I'm going
to the store. She she goes to the store, and
then she we needed sunscreen. Well, she take out the
sunscreen and sister, right there, shouldn't that go outside by
the pool? Fucking sits right there. So it's like the
things just keep piling in.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Your wife to this too.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Where she puts something somewhere it's brand new, uses it
once and then forgets where she put it.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
So she buys another one.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Dude, big thing, you know, big thing for me because
I do the grocery shopping. Is like, if we run
out of something, put it on the list right away,
so I have a process, but that never happens. Then
she started like, I I've really tried to stress, like,
you got to put it on the list as soon
as you know we run out, So we'll run out
of something, and then she puts it on the thing
(05:08):
without checking if I've already bought it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh no, if it's like in the pantry.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And so multiple times I've been like, she goes, should
right down there whatever garlic powder? I know, I just
bought garlic power. So I found about two What are
you gonna do with two garlic powders?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A lot of powder power?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You have to remind her of five hundred times for
return something and then eventually just do it yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Because now you're now you're being very specific.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I'm just asking she's nesting right yes, I think non
stop that we don't fucking need.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This is really.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Wife's not nesting right now, Maybe explain that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So there's just this piles. I don't know how it accumulates,
but it just accumulates, and there's just ship everywhere. And
then we have where we have our computer home computer setup.
Don't even get me started around that. Don't even get
me started on that. That that area is a nightmare
and show central man, you know it's that's the area's
brutal hate clutter.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I gotta ask a question.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Here, She goes, she's trying to trigger.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm not trying to trigger.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It's brutal.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
No, I can relate because I'm like Eddie in the
way where everything has a place.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I don't care for clutter. I like things organized.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
It like drives me crazy and gives me anxiety when
things aren't. Have you ever had the thought of, I'm
at my fucking breaking point. I'm just gonna clean all
this ship out myself. And if I got to get
rid of some of your ship.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Then too bad.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, that's that's what you do.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
That's what I because I just don't want to deal
with it anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'll just I'll just launch Robert ship right in the trash.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Sky sort of. You do everything.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, So just to avoid the conflict that that disagree, I.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Got to live in it. I'm not I'm not dealing
with your ship like I don't, I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Well, you've been married a long time, so like I know,
so I'm sure I don't know if you I'm sure
you've tried this. But like with me, I've changed up
how I say things to my wife.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now, trust me, Bro, I forget right.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
You have to because instead of saying like it's condescending,
like are you just gonna leave that there? Or like
when are we gonna? When are we going to pick
this up? I like, yesterday she left the front door unlocked, it.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Open, what are your cats?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I know, Bro, I was pretty pissed.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
And if I call her now, this probably is because
she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm just walking on eggshows.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
But if I call her and say, Hayley, what the
fuck why you can't do that? You have to stop
doing this.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Which is what you want to say, which is what
I want to say.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I say, Hey, just the heads up, you left the
door unlocked and open. I'm gonna find the cats and
and then I'll let you know. And I already had
found them, but I was like giving I was like
making her stress.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I'd already found the cats. He was making.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
And then I said, and then I said, I know
you're having pregnancy brain right now.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
And I held it in and didn't.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Laugh, and I said, just I go, hey, could you
just try to slow down a little bit? And that's
how I handled it. It did, but I don't know
how long I'm going to be able to do this for.
Maybe it made me another six months, but I don't know,
you know, so I know, I'm sure Eddie's tried all
of this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Well, the baby's sucking all the nutrients out of her brain,
which I dealt with that back when. Yeah, yes, so yes,
I have learned how to speak in a more appropriate
tone that sound well, I'm gonna tell you so something happening,
and I'll tell you how how I handled it, because
(08:45):
it took from the time I saw it, which was
twelve noon until we went to bed at nine to
me to figure out how do I say this because
I'm pretty pissed. Because I'm pretty pissed, but that's.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Hey, that's growth, that's years of being married that much time.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I knew the way I wanted to say it would
not go over well. And then I'm not going to
accomplish anything, and it's going to happen again. So I
don't have a lot of spots left in the house
that her she hasn't invaded, and so you know, I
don't know what to do. I don't ask for much space. Really,
I don't take up much space. I'm a very simple guy.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, you know, I've got tons of clothes or anything,
taken more than.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She has, you know, three quarters.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
And most stuff you have is in your cave.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
So that's my space and nobody's going in there, and
so thankfully that's my escape of the clutter. I go
to that spot so I don't have to look at
crazy ship. But when I get home every single day,
we have a little nook I guess if you will,
where like I guess your old phone would have gone,
you know, like that kind of a spot where our
(10:00):
junk drawer is, things like that, and so this little
nook area. I have a tiny little spot in that
nook where I put my wallet, my keys, and my
cell phone every single day. That way, this is a
concept door maybe you'll be aware of You'll know where
your stuff is every single day. I'm never going to
(10:21):
lose my wallet, my keys, on my phone because it's
in the same spot every.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Day, every day, every day. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's where you go.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Makes sense, doesn't it. You don't want to lot, you
don't want to put them in the garage and lock
them in there, and I.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Have to take an uber to work.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
No, she did that, that's right, damn it. Yesterday.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
So because she she left her keys in the garage
because she for some reason, she's her makeup bag in
her truck.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And so now what she gets out.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
So we were going somewhere and she goes, hey, I
gotta go and make a bag my truck.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
So she has her keys, she has.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Her back up.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Sorry, let me back up. We're on our way out.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We're going to the movies.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
This happened on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
And she had her and I said, you might bring
a jacket, get me cold in there. So she goes, okay,
So she takes her jacket and she goes, I'm gonna
go to my truck and my makeup bag.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And I said okay.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Then she comes out of the truck with just the
make it bag, left the jacket in the truck then,
and I wasn't paying attention, so I didn't notice it.
I didn't notice. We got to the theater and she said,
I left my jacket in the truck. Then shirk. We
get home and I go, why you have your keys
on you? Because what she's done is we share keys,
so she's left her keys in.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
My car without telling me. So then my car's unlocked.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
And then I say, never fucking do that again, because
somebody could just walk in our car and steal it.
So she now leaves them in the garage, thinking that
she'll remember them, And I thought, you.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Didn't you say you have like a basket or like
a designated.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
We do by the front door.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Remember she used to leave to get her makeup bag
out of the truck, and then she comes right in
the car, so in her mind, she doesn't want to
walk all the way back to the front door, so
she leaves her keys in the garage. So then what
happened was the other day she left her keys in
the garage and the garage was locked, she couldn't get
in it, and the uber to work.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
And then and then kind of blamed me.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I don't gidding, how is that that's crazy?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
And then yesterday had her I found her keys in
the bathroom sink, in the sink. I just don't and
I just I go, I grab them. I just walk
them to the thing and put them on.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
If you found them in the freezer, it wouldn't be
like a shock, right, No, it wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
The best is when she like, I think I left
my keys in your car, Like I am an asshole
because I went.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
To work and you didn't realize you have a car car. Sorry,
I don't want to sidetracked too late.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So I have my little spot in the nook, so
it's not even the whole nook, like I have my
spot in the nook part of that, and then her
stuff surrounds my little spot.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well I'm telling you, like seven days, you know, out
of ten, she'll try to put shit in my little
spot and I'll have to tell her like, listen, I
only have this one spot. Can I please, just can
you not have your stuff in my one little spot?
Like oh yeah, I start trash and I'm like, you know,
that's my spot, Like, I don't understand how that doesn't
(13:23):
equate as soon as you put that thing down, Well
that's Eddie's spot. That doesn't happen though, so whatever, So
that happens quite often. But then then yesterday was the end.
I'll be all for me and this I don't know
if it's like a germ thing or what, but it
really bothered me. So I get home and in my
(13:44):
bathroom we have, you know, where our two sinks are,
and then behind us if you if I was facing
the sink and the mirrors and all that stuff behind us,
there is like a full long counter, right, and then
then underneath that is where like towels and stuffle scope.
It's quantic convenient. It's cool, yeah, And so you know,
(14:04):
because we get ready so early in the morning. I
always get my shorts, my underwear, and my socks out
the night before and I put them on the counter
so that I'm not opening drawers and making everybody.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Up and all that ready.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So it's kind of right sitting right there. And so
again I have my one little spot on this long
counter that's I just used that one on the end,
and that's where my clothes go.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
And what's the rest like beauty products and just no.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
She keeps all that stuff to her side of the
of the sinks and stuff. No, they will be like
she bought new clothes, well, she hasn't tried them on yet,
so they're gonna go there until she tries them a
bath or pool towels, you know, like I brought them
in from outside, and they're just gonna sit there, oh wow,
(14:52):
or bathing suits or whatever. They'll they'll just go there.
Kid's presence that she has to wrap in the bathroom
on this. Well, they're not coming into our bedroom, so
that's a great place to This just came in from
a lot of Amazon stuff will go right there, and
I'm like, well, why is that in here? Kitchen product?
(15:13):
So like nothing makes sense. It's just everything just kind
of ends up right there. And I'm always like, Okay.
It bothered me obviously, but as long as I have
my little spot, that's really all I need. Okay, So
that's it. Man. So but will things sometimes go all
the way there sometimes.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And I'm just like whatever, that would frustrate me.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
So yesterday I get home and this one I can't.
I can't, this one, I can't. Oh too much.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
What do we do? Now?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Apparently that morning, uh you know what time of year
it is, we have some ants. Ants are are evading
in the bathroom. Yeah, and I guess Debora found some
ants in there, and so she decides she's gonna have
to kill them. So I don't know where this came from.
I'm assuming the garage. I haven't seen this before, but
she has one of those handheld pest you know, killer
(16:05):
things like spray. Yeah, it's like a little spray that
used outside.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah shut up, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I don't know if I guess you can use it indoors.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
She doesn't just have a fucking canister the ra raid whatever.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I mean, we have a full blown things spray.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
She's an exterminator.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Apparently I would use that in the house.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think it's indoors safe because I would probably have
a massive problem with that indoors. But whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
When Emily had that basically on her kitchen counters, yeah, round.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Up, round up, extreame cancer two like she was adding
into her soups. Robertson was pretty was not putting round up,
and roberts put it in his coffee and twenty hours
won't do it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
You won't spray that in your mouth. So apparently we
had ants morning. She brings in things sprays in the
area where the ants were. Okay, great, well I come home,
you know, get getting ready for my big nap, go
into the bathroom, and of course, catching my eye is
this canister of this pest poison or whatever ant killer?
(17:22):
And I look over and guess where it's at? Where
in my little spot that I have in the bathroom.
And I'm like, now listen here, motherfucker. You could you
could have all the space you want, but you're gonna
put poison basically in my one little spot, Like are
you fucking crazy? Like you can put this thing anywhere?
(17:45):
Like you're gonna choose that spot where I put my
clean clothes to put pest poison. I couldn't believe it.
And I'm like, oh, fuck, Like why can't I have
this spot?
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Or or is she trying to poison me?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Or is she?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I mean again, I wouldn't put it back, So I'm hot,
I'm pissed, and I'm like, should I put this thing
on her pillar or something that? You know? Like I
gotta I gotta make a point here.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I feel that's extreme.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, you know whatever? Soop nine hours later, I calm
down enough and figured out this is the way I
have to approach said situations. No again, I had.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
To figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's been nine hours ago.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You should be nervous.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh yeah, and then that would have been the Hey,
can you not fucking put the ship in my you know,
that's how I.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Wanted, which is how I would say, right, Robert.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Right, which that doesn't go over there. I'm not healthy. No,
So she comes I'm already cleaned up, already brushed my teeth,
I'm already lying in bed, you know, waiting for her.
She comes back in. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And I have to ask real quick, is it still
sitting there?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I moved it?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Okay, so you you moved it? Okay, okay, was.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Pretty piss Uh. Hey, can you not put the ant
poison where I put my clean clothes in the morning,
because that, you know, could get on my clothes or whatever.
And I just don't really, you know, I got that
one spot if you know, do you would you mind
not doing that in the future, please, And then to
(19:33):
her credit, she's, oh my god, did I put the house? Sorry,
I would do that.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Oh she didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Defensive No, luckily, but again it's because nine hours went
by and I correctly, so luckily it didn't. It went
over Okay, Well, you know some sort of fucking like
dead rodent end up there that she caught or something. Yes, yes,
I will
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