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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we talked about this earlier in the week that
Thor has his big pilot license test coming up this weekend.
It has been three years in the making, a lot
of stress, a lot of anxiety going on for Thor.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, and Eddie, this isn't the first time I have
not failed. Just to be clear, I was going to
take it once, we had an engine problem, got the
engine back, had an engine problem again. I was gonna
take a third third time, and the examiner was a
piece of shit and double booked me, and I did
(00:34):
say his name, I want to and double booked me,
then completely blew me off and cost me about a
thousand dollars. And then on top of that, I've had
this new examiner who's nice but wouldn't fly with me
because of an issue with the plane that has to
do with paperwork paper But now the flight portion is
tomorrow and I because I already passed the ground.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Right, So that's what's been going on. So it's a
big deal. Yeah, out of anxiety all that stuff, there's
been a lot of issues with this, So you would
imagine LUs gotta be honest side at some point. Come on, no,
Emily is going to ruin everything.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's time for the one podcast find Over yet completely
uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part. The show's
after show starts now. I'm gonna say this right now.
There may not be a show on Monday for several reasons.
(01:38):
Number one, we may all be sick, and number two
thor maybe in jail because he's murdered. Emily, you stop,
I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It doesn't work like it doesn't because by left nostril
is running.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Two days ago. Holy Emily let us know right before
her son reads for stay of school he gets sick.
He's got a pretty bad cold, pretty bad cold, and
the chills, the whole, the whole, sheban. You don't need
the whole, the whole, the chill, the whole.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Ships never that's the symptom of that's what Emily gets.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
We don't need to say that, yes, I ship.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
When Reid gets the ships, does he gowhars.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Or is that just the saying they have?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's not perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Anyway, So got sick? Not great bad timing all that stuff.
We'll speaking of bad time. This morning, Emily has been
blowing her nose and sneezing NonStop, NonStop, I don't understand
why very congested. Very you know clearly you've cotton your
(02:58):
son's cold.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He well, I'm not sure about that because I feel
I feel great, I feel fine.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm just you look up, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I feel great. You slept good last night, feel great.
My body feels good.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You've done your friends.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
My body feels good. I just congested. I'm just congested.
Just suggested.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Uh so you you know, though you've been sneezing and
doing all kinds of weird.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stuff, it's been pretty righty.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Psychosomatic because you do do this too, if anybody that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Remember her glands were swalling on Monday, get your finger CRS.
I came in, she came in and she was like,
my glance.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Every understand the size of golf balls.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Every time somebody has something, even mentioned something, she thinks
she has the size.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
They were the size of golf balls.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You should have felt. Robert felt it in the morning
and was like fuck.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So then so then you think that just size of
golf balls. I probably have a virus that's going to work.
Everybody sick well because I felt, let's go into work,
really go back.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
And listen on that show, that's Emily on every Monday.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Well, but gland's being swollen is a sign that like
your body is fighting on the and either you fight
it off or.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I like give.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Or they both got it, you know what I mean.
Like it's in their house and her body was trying
to fight it and clearly it's.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Lost lost anything. Well, you've told you I'm very congested.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's allergies, something in Jamie or something.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Skinny guys, Uh so you realize if you are sick.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
But she is, it's obvious she is. And you, smoker,
I haven't coughed.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Once you get this guy sick right before this long
awaited plane pilot test, he's gonna fucking lose his mind.
He's already lost.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And it's not like you can't if you're sick, you
can't fly because it fus up your ears so bad
and when you're trying to fly like that, your head
feels like.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's gonna What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Put my little hands, He's not going to do well.
I keep covering five inches, covering my face with my hands.
But then I realized I'm touching all the same crap
she's touching a little bit.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, really, really, this is what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I just I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't get this chick comes in there the sniffles.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm supposed to call him sick. I'm not knowing what
I have.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Called them.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
One can call that one.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I haven't Okay, wow, But you know what if I did,
I wouldn't come in sick and get everyone else sick.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Can't. That's what I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's what I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I'm not sick. I just have thisness.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Emily didn't learn anything from COVID. What she didn't learn
anything from COVID because she's the.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Host monkey of COVID.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I am not the host monkey of COVID.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You would think, though, Thor, being in the position he's in,
he wouldn't voluntarily go into my studio for three different
times this morning and record stuff and touch all my
stuff him seeing me.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And you're right, but I had no choice because I
have to leave after the show today because I have
a lot of stuff to do for this thousand dollars
testing tomorrow, and you're gonna royally fuck me up.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Oh after twenty minutes. No, to go right to the airport.
You couldn't stay after working. Actually, twenty minutes record we're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
It, saying, don't blame me when you've all went in
there and touched all my ship.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're two feet oa, yeah matter.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It's about eight feet about it. Oh God, I got
good ice. Okay, good good ice.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, I don't know. I'm so scared. You realize what's
going to happen.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Realize what's going to happen. Just don't come into work sick.
Why is this such a hard concept. It's such a
hard concept.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
For sniffles and I feel fine. I shouldn't even will.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Survive, Well, the show will not. We need an We
have to have her and her sunshine every morning you
otherwise I can't go.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
To Wogan on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, those are different, always terrible