August 19, 2024 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Sky tells us about about the lady appointment process (with Emily fact checking) and the issues that may arise due to her weekend activities
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So how weird is this? You know you will hear
that sometimes you women you like sync up. Guys are
around each other a lot. This is the thing called
the period. I know you don't. I know you don't
get those while and Sky, you went through the change.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I think I haven't. I haven't completed the change yet.
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're you're pretty close. But anyway, like women, they are
very close and they spent a lot of time together.
I guess they sink up their cycles. Yeah, okay, well
this is I don't know if this is in the
same realm, but Sky and Emily have scheduled their mammograms
for the exact same day today.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, all day. Today's the day today.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How weird is that? And they didn't know and you
mentioned it, and Sky goes, am, I god, I'm him.
My movies checked too. Yeah, well that's not the only
thing going on, because when Sky gets hers done, it's
gonna be weird.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's time one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now you may be thinking, well, it's Sky, of course
it's gonna be weird. Yes, you're right. Anything she does
is gonna be weird, especially in an uncomfortable situation. I
can't I can't imagine the small talk that happens when
they're adjusting your breast in the mamogram machine. I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's hard to think about it. It really is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm coming out of my skin thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I make a little joke shakes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Probably the least funny situation. I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We always talk about how a man created this machine,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I mean he's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, because it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Solid joke.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, that that one comes from the tech. She normally
drops that one every time when I when I start
talking about how uncomfortable and weird it is, and I.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Haven't there been any advances with it, I can't think.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Pretty wild, Yeah, it is pretty well like an MRI machine.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like it's the same thing since I was a kid.
Go in the tunnel and it's.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just yeah, but imagine you go in the tunnel and
then they squeeze your junk as tight as possible while
you're in that tunnel, and you have to.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You in the form of a hand. Wait, wait, a minute,
and the hand slowly squeeze.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't think, I mean that would really be designed
by a man or something that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Would be so women. Stop comparing your tits to my balls.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
If I get kicked in the balls, it hurts five
million times.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
My wife does that, and Sky just did it too.
How would you like it if your balls were in
a position.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like it's so much I'm just letting you know, it's
just so much worse. You don't know. You don't have
my tits. You don't know, and I don't have your
ball and I don't have but I know they're both
sensitive areas. Can you you don't know sensitive?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You don't know. I could slap your tits around right
now and you my balls around, but.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
There's a certain time when you cannot slap my tits
around and they'll.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Be all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, am I disagree because I've slapped some balls?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And why have you slapped balls?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't think you should.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I slapped ball such a Do you guys not know?
Do you?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you new here?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You like balls? Like you? Like you like chickles them
or like strokes them?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You don't there's otherwise, there's other ways.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Her husband is, dude, that's fucking so weird all of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Thankfully there's no ball machine. But when sky goes to
because you're getting the full gamut, right, you said earlier,
you're getting your what lady parts? Yeah, my annual lady
parts appointment?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
My lady appointment?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Your pa.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, they're checking all the arts. They're checking to.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Get a PAP every year.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, isn't that the thing?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No? Maybe is it a certain age because I have
to be a couple of years.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No, sure, yeah, I just.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Didn't got my physical. She's like, you're not due for
your path for till twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I thought it was yearly that she told me.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, So I called and I.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Lost in there.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
She had a coal miner's hat on.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I don't have a big vagina. That flew out, Jamie,
that flew out of my pussy.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hello, you're an echo?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, there's an old boyfriend still in there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so there's a person of a human living in my.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Vagiants help me.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, that's super weird.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Remember those boy Scouts got lost in that one time?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Really in Thailand. This is what we're doing right now.
I'm like, that's what you're deparing it to.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I have a bunch of Taiwanese boys inside of my vagina.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Not that. I think you're probably fit.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think they found it. They're good.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think they're good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
They were in there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's weird.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
You did.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I have a very I have a normal size. Would
you see normal size?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I can't confirm her tonight, you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I've seen skies vagina, so I know she has a normal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Like it's square. No square, guys, this is something weird
about it. I can't imagine you have a normal vagina.
But your husband loves it magic.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
She also loves this balls being slack.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm surprised you're this surprised.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It seems so painful.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, it's awful, but he enjoys the pain. If he
had her heel grinding into the sack, then a little
slap is probably not. He's like the beginning.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
To be hanged.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I think you're.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
More than it, am I.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Because if you're laying down and they're laying against something,
how do you smack them to their.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
She can demonstrate on that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, you don't want that, that's psychotic.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Jamie get over here. Several things going down, Yes, at disappointment.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, all the parts examined, all the parts. Tops and
Tail City. That's what they call it. The service.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You get the charge. Yes, yes, are you're here for
tops and tails?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, when are we starting with tops or tails today?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm starting with tops? Yeah. Yeah, so I will go
in for my mammogram first, I will put my boobs
in the pancake machine. They will squeeze them, the lady
will adjust them. It's always fucking weird because literally the
woman is like grabbing it and like moving it and
positioning it and then like, what do you do if.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You have like a cups?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I wonder that because yes, probably.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, they like literally take this okay rude. They take
the skin and they literally just like squish it in.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You get if you have a lump on the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
All angles they go this way, they go this way.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's like in there and they like push your
back like so, I like feel like my breastbone is
in there getting squshed like it is. It's not fun.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You got to do you don't want?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, I guess so maybe we can you imagine that that,
you know, may cause some bruising, yes or something like that.
Does it really?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah? Yeah? And like I.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Literally, how dramatic is Scott?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
How dramatically?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Thank god you're here, Thank god you're here.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Reaches out to might be different, every person might be different.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh yeah, I leave marks the first time I got
one time I lost the breast.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So the first time I had a mammogram, I was like,
what what are these bitches complaining about? This is no
big deal? Well because I literally it was going to
be the worst pain ever, and I'm like are so
like yeah, I'm like having these thoughts. And then the
(08:09):
second time I got a Mammo Graham, I literally had
tears coming down the side and I was left with
marks probably for like an hour on my my side,
and sl situation it was all fun.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It was I'm going to answer that. I'm not going
to answer that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So I've had both experiences where it's not crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
And then got back to that doctor.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're doing well, so it's the same doctor.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Sometimes she's like they slammed it into a door.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So it's a It's been a mixed bag for me,
So we'll see how that goes today.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Has your husband made any inappropriate sex jokes like Beavis
and butt Head type jokes.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Are you're doing this today?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Surprisingly?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No, that's shocking.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, so probably the reason is because he wasn't aware.
And also I wasn't quite aware. I've been scheduling a
ton of crap lately over the last month, and so
I like literally don't know what's coming the next day
until I look at my calendar. And since it's the weekend,
I hadn't looked towards Monday, And all of a sudden,
(09:16):
I get a text last night reminding me about my
appointment today. And that's when I said, oh, well, uh,
I got two issues going on today. Uh way, but
that's every day, I just mean specifically today. So today
(09:37):
just two issues on top of my normal issues.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
First off, yesterday we got some last minute alone time
at the house, me and the hobby.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You know what that means.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We were exploring the space.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I want to know how it goes down standing your laying,
because if he's laying, you're more pounding it than slapping.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
If you're standing, then you could slap it around. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I got we gotta move on. You got to move
on from the ball slapping.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, and there's other there's other ways. So anyway, all fours,
hands underneath, thank you. Okay, So okay, you're off reach.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
You.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm on all fours.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
So you're on all fours your hands.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
He's behind you and you're slapping him.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You can do tickle tickle, you can do squeeze, squeeze.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nobody wants a little boo. Nobody wants to.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's not a full like make the sound boo.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't make any of the sounds.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Because she can't do anything like that without going.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
She can't, she can't do it. He finishes like an
sl skit.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
What when he finishes, do you go boom.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Completion? Okay, that's not the tomming. So I get the
text last night and I'm immediately concerned because another fun
fact about the annual Lady Part appointment is you're not
supposed to jam anything up there with a certain time
period of your appointment because they're doing a little swab
in there for stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He's doing a pre check.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, you're not supposed to have a pre check.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, you're not supposed to put anything up there. Nothing.
Don't be pop boopin and so.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You're not you're not supposed to have sex before, Like.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Nothing up there, Like you can't even put a tampon
up there, Like if you happen to be that time,
you stop that, Okay, because I still I haven't completed it.
Menopause is a very long processor.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well I can see it's causing boots wings.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Uh So that's my shut up. So that's my concern
last night when I see this text like ship I
jammed something up there and I wasn't supposed to. Like,
am I going to have to go back for a
secondary appointment because all my tests are going to come
back like weird or whatever. No, have you damned some
up there in the wind?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Probably I don't know, but I'm sure you're fine.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, Okay, you never get so, I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Just the doctor two weeks ago and they said I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
They're all too afraid. We're not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We're not doing that again. We moved on. We moved
on from that too.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Co check.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, So that was my issue last night.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
They put on one of those suits that doctors wore
during peak COVID.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, you know what I mean, head like outbreak side, Yeah,
like as.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You don't put on a giant.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Okay, they're all holding each other's hands, human chain.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, they have no problem.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So that's my number one concern. And then immediately thinking,
am I gonna tell her? Am I gonna just wait
for the results.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
We can't help yourself.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
She cannot.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And if you say to your doctor, I jammed something
up in there, that's a.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Little yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably put a classier
like my husband and I had intercourse were gone. Honestly,
don't know that I was intercourse. I feel that's that's medical.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
He really pounded me out like a smash burger.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now I was slapping his balls.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Of course, doctor goes, is he gonna get that checked?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then discovered a bit of an issue this morning
because I went to change and this isn't going to
surprise anybody. Yesterday when we were having our our married
people time, I may have been a little inebriated Sunday. Yeah. So,
and then I also got dressed really quick because, like
I said, we were home alone. And then all of
a sudden, I got the text where my daughter's like, oh,
(14:07):
we're no longer going to so and so's house, Like
we're I'm I'm being dropped off, and so we had
like ten minutes to pull it together. So I get
dressed real quick, you know whatever. Okay, great, And then
it wasn't this morning until I'm changing for work where
I go to take my top off this morning and
I look in the mirror and I'm not quite sure
(14:28):
if they are Hickey's or if they are abrasion, but
they're on my tits. And again house again the mammogram chick.
While you're getting your lady party, they do a full
like she literally does like a full exam where your
top's completely off.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't mean, I don't honestly, I don't think they're Hicky's.
I think they're abrasions.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But what.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know, I mean, that's not that's no. I was
we have a very rough pool surface, what was your pool?
And my top was off and I was laying out
like on the shelf with my like face down, and
then I was like kind of talking and moving. So
I may have scraped up my boobs and just been
(15:17):
so drunk that I didn't realize. But either way, I
got some explained to do.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Nobody will notice
So how weird is this? You know you will hear
that sometimes you women you like sync up. Guys are
around each other a lot. This is the thing called
the period. I know you don't. I know you don't
get those while and Sky, you went through the change.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I think I haven't. I haven't completed the change yet.
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're you're pretty close. But anyway, like women, they are
very close and they spent a lot of time together.
I guess they sink up their cycles. Yeah, okay, well
this is I don't know if this is in the
same realm, but Sky and Emily have scheduled their mammograms
for the exact same day today.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, all day. Today's the day today.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How weird is that? And they didn't know and you
mentioned it, and Sky goes, am, I god, I'm him.
My movies checked too. Yeah, well that's not the only
thing going on, because when Sky gets hers done, it's
gonna be weird.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's time one podcast over.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A year, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that
part the show's after show starts.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now you may be thinking, well, it's Sky, of course
it's gonna be weird. Yes, you're right. Anything she does
is gonna be weird, especially in an uncomfortable situation. I
can't I can't imagine the small talk that happens when
they're adjusting your breast in the mamogram machine. I can't imagine.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's hard to think about it. It really is so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm coming out of my skin thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I make a little joke shakes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Probably the least funny situation. I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
We always talk about how a man created this machine,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I mean he's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, because it's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Solid joke.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, that that one comes from the tech. She normally
drops that one every time when I when I start
talking about how uncomfortable and weird it is, and I.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Haven't there been any advances with it, I can't think.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Pretty wild, Yeah, it is pretty well like an MRI machine.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Like it's the same thing since I was a kid.
Go in the tunnel and it's.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just yeah, but imagine you go in the tunnel and
then they squeeze your junk as tight as possible while
you're in that tunnel, and you have to.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You in the form of a hand. Wait, wait, a minute,
and the hand slowly squeeze.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't think, I mean that would really be designed
by a man or something that.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Would be so women. Stop comparing your tits to my balls.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
If I get kicked in the balls, it hurts five
million times.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
My wife does that, and Sky just did it too.
How would you like it if your balls were in
a position.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like it's so much I'm just letting you know, it's
just so much worse. You don't know. You don't have
my tits. You don't know, and I don't have your
ball and I don't have but I know they're both
sensitive areas. Can you you don't know sensitive?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You don't know. I could slap your tits around right
now and you my balls around, but.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
There's a certain time when you cannot slap my tits
around and they'll.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Be all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, am I disagree because I've slapped some balls?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And why have you slapped balls?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't think you should.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I slapped ball such a Do you guys not know?
Do you?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you new here?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You like balls? Like you? Like you like chickles them
or like strokes them?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You don't there's otherwise, there's other ways.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Her husband is, dude, that's fucking so weird all of.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Thankfully there's no ball machine. But when sky goes to
because you're getting the full gamut, right, you said earlier,
you're getting your what lady parts? Yeah, my annual lady
parts appointment?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
My lady appointment?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Your pa.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, they're checking all the arts. They're checking to.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Get a PAP every year.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, isn't that the thing?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
No? Maybe is it a certain age because I have
to be a couple of years.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
No, sure, yeah, I just.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Didn't got my physical. She's like, you're not due for
your path for till twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I thought it was yearly that she told me.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, So I called and I.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Lost in there.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
She had a coal miner's hat on.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I don't have a big vagina. That flew out, Jamie,
that flew out of my pussy.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hello, you're an echo?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Okay, there's an old boyfriend still in there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Okay, so there's a person of a human living in my.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Vagiants help me.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay, that's super weird.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Remember those boy Scouts got lost in that one time?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Really in Thailand. This is what we're doing right now.
I'm like, that's what you're deparing it to.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
I have a bunch of Taiwanese boys inside of my vagina.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Not that. I think you're probably fit.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think they found it. They're good.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think they're good.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
They were in there.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's weird.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
You did.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I have a very I have a normal size. Would
you see normal size?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I can't confirm her tonight, you can't.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I've seen skies vagina, so I know she has a normal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Like it's square. No square, guys, this is something weird
about it. I can't imagine you have a normal vagina.
But your husband loves it magic.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
She also loves this balls being slack.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm surprised you're this surprised.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
It seems so painful.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh, it's awful, but he enjoys the pain. If he
had her heel grinding into the sack, then a little
slap is probably not. He's like the beginning.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
To be hanged.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I think you're.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
More than it, am I.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Because if you're laying down and they're laying against something,
how do you smack them to their.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
She can demonstrate on that.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, you don't want that, that's psychotic.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Jamie get over here. Several things going down, Yes, at disappointment.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, all the parts examined, all the parts. Tops and
Tail City. That's what they call it. The service.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You get the charge. Yes, yes, are you're here for
tops and tails?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, when are we starting with tops or tails today?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm starting with tops? Yeah. Yeah, so I will go
in for my mammogram first, I will put my boobs
in the pancake machine. They will squeeze them, the lady
will adjust them. It's always fucking weird because literally the
woman is like grabbing it and like moving it and
positioning it and then like, what do you do if.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You have like a cups?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I wonder that because yes, probably.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, they like literally take this okay rude. They take
the skin and they literally just like squish it in.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You get if you have a lump on the.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
All angles they go this way, they go this way.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's like in there and they like push your
back like so, I like feel like my breastbone is
in there getting squshed like it is. It's not fun.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You got to do you don't want?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, I guess so maybe we can you imagine that that,
you know, may cause some bruising, yes or something like that.
Does it really?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah? Yeah? And like I.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Literally, how dramatic is Scott?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
How dramatically?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Thank god you're here, Thank god you're here.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Reaches out to might be different, every person might be different.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Oh yeah, I leave marks the first time I got
one time I lost the breast.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So the first time I had a mammogram, I was like,
what what are these bitches complaining about? This is no
big deal? Well because I literally it was going to
be the worst pain ever, and I'm like are so
like yeah, I'm like having these thoughts. And then the
(08:09):
second time I got a Mammo Graham, I literally had
tears coming down the side and I was left with
marks probably for like an hour on my my side,
and sl situation it was all fun.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
It was I'm going to answer that. I'm not going
to answer that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So I've had both experiences where it's not crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
And then got back to that doctor.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're doing well, so it's the same doctor.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Sometimes she's like they slammed it into a door.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So it's a It's been a mixed bag for me,
So we'll see how that goes today.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Has your husband made any inappropriate sex jokes like Beavis
and butt Head type jokes.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Are you're doing this today?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Surprisingly?
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No, that's shocking.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, so probably the reason is because he wasn't aware.
And also I wasn't quite aware. I've been scheduling a
ton of crap lately over the last month, and so
I like literally don't know what's coming the next day
until I look at my calendar. And since it's the weekend,
I hadn't looked towards Monday, And all of a sudden,
(09:16):
I get a text last night reminding me about my
appointment today. And that's when I said, oh, well, uh,
I got two issues going on today. Uh way, but
that's every day, I just mean specifically today. So today
(09:37):
just two issues on top of my normal issues.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
First off, yesterday we got some last minute alone time
at the house, me and the hobby.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
You know what that means.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
We were exploring the space.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I want to know how it goes down standing your laying,
because if he's laying, you're more pounding it than slapping.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
If you're standing, then you could slap it around. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I got we gotta move on. You got to move
on from the ball slapping.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, and there's other there's other ways. So anyway, all fours,
hands underneath, thank you. Okay, So okay, you're off reach.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
You.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm on all fours.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
So you're on all fours your hands.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
He's behind you and you're slapping him.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You can do tickle tickle, you can do squeeze, squeeze.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Nobody wants a little boo. Nobody wants to.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's not a full like make the sound boo.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Don't make any of the sounds.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Because she can't do anything like that without going.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
She can't, she can't do it. He finishes like an
sl skit.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
What when he finishes, do you go boom.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Completion? Okay, that's not the tomming. So I get the
text last night and I'm immediately concerned because another fun
fact about the annual Lady Part appointment is you're not
supposed to jam anything up there with a certain time
period of your appointment because they're doing a little swab
in there for stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He's doing a pre check.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
No, you're not supposed to have a pre check.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You're not.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
No, you're not supposed to put anything up there. Nothing.
Don't be pop boopin and so.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You're not you're not supposed to have sex before, Like.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Nothing up there, Like you can't even put a tampon
up there, Like if you happen to be that time,
you stop that, Okay, because I still I haven't completed it.
Menopause is a very long processor.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Well I can see it's causing boots wings.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Uh So that's my shut up. So that's my concern
last night when I see this text like ship I
jammed something up there and I wasn't supposed to. Like,
am I going to have to go back for a
secondary appointment because all my tests are going to come
back like weird or whatever. No, have you damned some
up there in the wind?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Probably I don't know, but I'm sure you're fine.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, Okay, you never get so, I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Just the doctor two weeks ago and they said I didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
They're all too afraid. We're not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
We're not doing that again. We moved on. We moved
on from that too.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Co check.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, So that was my issue last night.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
They put on one of those suits that doctors wore
during peak COVID.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Okay, you know what I mean, head like outbreak side, Yeah,
like as.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You don't put on a giant.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Okay, they're all holding each other's hands, human chain.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, they have no problem.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So that's my number one concern. And then immediately thinking,
am I gonna tell her? Am I gonna just wait
for the results.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
We can't help yourself.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
She cannot.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And if you say to your doctor, I jammed something
up in there, that's a.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Little yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably put a classier
like my husband and I had intercourse were gone. Honestly,
don't know that I was intercourse. I feel that's that's medical.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
He really pounded me out like a smash burger.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Now I was slapping his balls.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Of course, doctor goes, is he gonna get that checked?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then discovered a bit of an issue this morning
because I went to change and this isn't going to
surprise anybody. Yesterday when we were having our our married
people time, I may have been a little inebriated Sunday. Yeah. So,
and then I also got dressed really quick because, like
I said, we were home alone. And then all of
a sudden, I got the text where my daughter's like, oh,
(14:07):
we're no longer going to so and so's house, Like
we're I'm I'm being dropped off, and so we had
like ten minutes to pull it together. So I get
dressed real quick, you know whatever. Okay, great, And then
it wasn't this morning until I'm changing for work where
I go to take my top off this morning and
I look in the mirror and I'm not quite sure
(14:28):
if they are Hickey's or if they are abrasion, but
they're on my tits. And again house again the mammogram chick.
While you're getting your lady party, they do a full
like she literally does like a full exam where your
top's completely off.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How old are you?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't mean, I don't honestly, I don't think they're Hicky's.
I think they're abrasions.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
But what.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know, I mean, that's not that's no. I was
we have a very rough pool surface, what was your pool?
And my top was off and I was laying out
like on the shelf with my like face down, and
then I was like kind of talking and moving. So
I may have scraped up my boobs and just been
(15:17):
so drunk that I didn't realize. But either way, I
got some explained to do.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Nobody will notice
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