August 25, 2025 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about a situation that happened over the weekend that ruined his "alone time"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So here is an interesting part about a female pregnancy
that a lot of people don't really consider think about
that much. You know, you're so amped on, Oh my
wife's pregnant. Now, this is the greatest moment in my life. Well,
when they are pregnant, a lot of the times there's
(00:22):
not much going on sexually. Okay, they don't feel great,
they don't feel like like sky if she got on
top of you when she was pregnant, fuck.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, you don't need to do she smothered to death? Okay,
I was, I got, I got a bit large, don't
need to.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hot. What was that a dream come true?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? He was a big of the prego body.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Did you guys have a lot of sex?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
He tried?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I was still mean, so bloated.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm not bloaded.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
These things happened, people won't talk about it that much.
And then towards the end, like third Tranmester, they get horny,
which is fucking weird. You know, the whole thing is weird,
you know. And then I don't know if men feel
the same way. But I was always afraid to have
sex with my wife because I was like, what if
I like hit its head or something. Huge, like something
(01:22):
else grabs it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't know that's going on that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't think that. I think more of like what
if we're having sex and like I feeling move and
he like touches me during sex.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's what I just said.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, no, no, I mean like outer not inside.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You're not having the right thoughts.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I mean like I mean like she's on her side
on my side.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But that weird you out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Anybody other than the person I'm having sex with touch
me is weird. That's like or like her stomach, like
her stomach now will like when he really moves around
start like shaking, and like if that starts happening during sex,
that would really freak me out. It's not her, it's
just like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's weird. Well, because you know there's probably not a
lot of sex going on. Thor's got it. You don't
take care of business. Yes, well we might have had
a little bit of a situation when it comes to that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yet completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The show's after show starts now, So you're like getting
after it these days or what.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't get it. I don't really get ratched that much.
I'm not a big jerk guy. I just kind of
since whin.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, I still enjoy a good jerk.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Every once in a while. I was never a big
jerk guy watching porn, but I was never.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You wouldn't just watch him story life.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah so creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's creepier honestly.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
But I don't really watch porn that much anymore either.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I just no.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I still watch it from time to time, okay, but
I don't like, I don't get bored and just go.
I wonder, I wonder what Alexis, Texas is doing right now.
I don't really do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You still you wonder, like she's not live.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's like it's live. I wonder what she's doing right now,
VIDEO wonder what she's wearing today.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So yeah, so I, uh, yesterday, my parents and my grandma.
The plan was me and my dad were gonna go
to the gym together at ten thirty. Obviously, Big he's
lost sixteen pounds just walking, so he us on the
trap and I doesn't work out. Obviously, he bails and
tells me they're running late, blah blah blah, all right whatever,
(03:42):
so he so I said, hey, they're gonna go out
to a late They were going out to brunch at
eleven in San Diego and they couldn't get over how
every place was packed. Yeah, it's a Sunday, a beautiful
sun and it's brunch. Yeah, like yeah, it's wild that
they think. And my mom was and there were no reservations,
fuck anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We're trying to.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Make a reservation at Yeah, Like it was crazy, like
their thought process. So they I'm like, all right, and
then my wife and her mom are out of the house.
I come home from something I was doing Sunday morning
and all of our nursery stuff was still in Amazon boxes.
So I took everything out of the Amazon boxes, throw
all the boxes away, organize everything, and just kind of
(04:22):
had like an hour to kill. So I turn on
the TV. There's nothing on, no baseball yet, Potters weren't
onto one. Yankees were on the night game, so I
was like, I don't know what to do. So then
I start thinking, well, I had a sex stream the
night before, Oh about my wife. Totally about my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
For sure, wink, definitely definitely about your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
What you're talking about my wife? And yeah, it always is.
And I was like, you know what I told? I said,
I know, Hayley's out with her mom and with the
horse until way later.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I told my parents to call me when they were
done with brunch. So and it's only eleven fifty five,
so I'm good. Yeah right now. The thing of my
parents is they don't like to communicate. That's the problem.
Like one time they landed in San Diego and I
and I texted. They text me we just landed, and
I went, great, let me know when you're leaving and
(05:24):
here back for an hour and then the doorbell rang
and they're at our house. Oh, they do stuff like that.
And then I would say, why didn't you text me?
And my mom said when would I have time to.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
So then I said why can't dad text? And my
dad says, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Doing the directions. What it is?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So weird a right, So That's what I'm dealing with.
But it's eleven fifty five, so there's no way anyone's
in black any time soon. No, So I get the
full thing going, the candles every now, I'm just gonna come.
I get candles. I get everything.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Uh no, baby, no freak off, no freak off, no
freak off.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He's into tropical freak.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yes, the dog.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The dogs are outside to do with them barking staring
at me? Well, I just wanted I just need to
do outside for a little while, some alone time. Cats
are gone. It's just me, It's just me and I.
You know, I may have searched something online.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know, I don't know if I need to be
specific here. What are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Him?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I found something online?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Wow, I didn't know your wife has so many pictures
and videos online.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I was looking at pictures of her stream from the
photo and hot and how beautiful she Okay, we're doing that.
So I was looking at the pictures from the baby
shower my wife, and and then Emily.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, that's sisters. Well I know.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Guys like we don't need to do this. Guy's like
a sister. And I don't know what the hell I
was single a mile.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Rue to work in old Town.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That's what fetish, you know, I need to say what
the Day of the Dead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hey, and I didn't appreciate this morning when you told
me I looked like somebody from Coco.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You really did I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's on the show Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It was really it was unfortunate win us that came.
Nobody's talking. It's a pattern, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, it's a big pattern. So you know, I start,
I'm looking at these pictures here we go, and I
start to get it going a little bit, and then
within a twenty seconds and my hands.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Are lubed up. And where are you?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm in the bedroom, okay, and where what is the situation?
Because uh, like, do we have to be fully undressed?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I am yes?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay you are.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I was going to shower after okay, so.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Fully undressed, pictures of your wife? Ready to go? There
you go, oconut oil on the red, some in your butt?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What you say that that happens when I can't finish?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, you guys, am I bro that too much?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yes, because I'm the only guy that's like, listen, I'm
the only guy that ever sticks his finger in his ass. Okay, your.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You might be your own ass.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't do that, okay, all right, Liberai anyway, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We're ready, we're nudi patuity.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
But you know you just can't finish.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Please stop.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So you'll get there. Young young Jamie. You get there, Judge.
I was embarrassed by when I was your age too.
So it's like we just start and I'm like, by
the way, met me and companion on the video, Hey
you mean my wife?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah? Yeah, you got laptop or use your phone?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Phone? All the pictures from my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh of course.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And I don't have a laptop anyway. I have an iPad.
Oh okay, but so we all. I start getting it going,
and then within seconds the dogs start barking, and I'm like,
what the fuck are they barking at? So I'm thinking
it's a neighbor. And then I hear the doorbell ring
and I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And
then I hear.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Hello, who would that be?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
My dad? What a shocker. They don't fucking call, They
just show up, and it's crazy. And now I don't
know what to do because clearly they hear me, they
hear the dogs, and the doors open. So I'm like
trying fast to clean my hands off and get dressed,
(09:50):
and then I hear my dad, go.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Are you home? Have they come inside? The doors locked?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay, they don't have the coade, the doors locked, The
don have the coade and my dad screaming, are you home, Tyler?
Are you home? And I I so, I I go,
I put my shorts on and I run to that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Tell me in the shower or something.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, I'm actually doing laundry. And the laundry ended. So
I was like, hang on, I go rather than going
to let them in immediately because I feel like that
was too obvious that was going on. I go to
the laundry room and go, I'm in the laundry room.
Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So then I throw the I throw. Then I go
answer the door with the basketball laundry to cover your
boner smart and then they come in. It was kind
of awkward for a second, and I go, why didn't
you guys call and let me know you're on your way?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
He goes, why I didn't call?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Kids?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Shop? Yes, that's what most people will come over somewhere.
So did you ever get to.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Because my parents, I've been home. Then Haley and her
mom showed up and that's been it. Oh god, so
you're blue balling it right Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh oh no, Well you do like that big load,
so you know you're building in
Speaker 4 (11:07):
A few weeks, it's gonna shoot across the room, Go
in your car,
So here is an interesting part about a female pregnancy
that a lot of people don't really consider think about
that much. You know, you're so amped on, Oh my
wife's pregnant. Now, this is the greatest moment in my life. Well,
when they are pregnant, a lot of the times there's
(00:22):
not much going on sexually. Okay, they don't feel great,
they don't feel like like sky if she got on
top of you when she was pregnant, fuck.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, you don't need to do she smothered to death? Okay,
I was, I got, I got a bit large, don't
need to.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Hot. What was that a dream come true?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? He was a big of the prego body.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Did you guys have a lot of sex?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
He tried?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, I was still mean, so bloated.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm not bloaded.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
These things happened, people won't talk about it that much.
And then towards the end, like third Tranmester, they get horny,
which is fucking weird. You know, the whole thing is weird,
you know. And then I don't know if men feel
the same way. But I was always afraid to have
sex with my wife because I was like, what if
I like hit its head or something. Huge, like something
(01:22):
else grabs it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't know that's going on that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't think that. I think more of like what
if we're having sex and like I feeling move and
he like touches me during sex.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's what I just said.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, no, no, I mean like outer not inside.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You're not having the right thoughts.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I mean like I mean like she's on her side
on my side.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
But that weird you out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Anybody other than the person I'm having sex with touch
me is weird. That's like or like her stomach, like
her stomach now will like when he really moves around
start like shaking, and like if that starts happening during sex,
that would really freak me out. It's not her, it's
just like I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
That's weird. Well, because you know there's probably not a
lot of sex going on. Thor's got it. You don't
take care of business. Yes, well we might have had
a little bit of a situation when it comes to that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yet completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The show's after show starts now, So you're like getting
after it these days or what.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't get it. I don't really get ratched that much.
I'm not a big jerk guy. I just kind of
since whin.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, I still enjoy a good jerk.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Every once in a while. I was never a big
jerk guy watching porn, but I was never.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You wouldn't just watch him story life.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah so creepy.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's creepier honestly.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
But I don't really watch porn that much anymore either.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, I just no.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I still watch it from time to time, okay, but
I don't like, I don't get bored and just go.
I wonder, I wonder what Alexis, Texas is doing right now.
I don't really do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
You still you wonder, like she's not live.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's like it's live. I wonder what she's doing right now,
VIDEO wonder what she's wearing today.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So yeah, so I, uh, yesterday, my parents and my grandma.
The plan was me and my dad were gonna go
to the gym together at ten thirty. Obviously, Big he's
lost sixteen pounds just walking, so he us on the
trap and I doesn't work out. Obviously, he bails and
tells me they're running late, blah blah blah, all right whatever,
(03:42):
so he so I said, hey, they're gonna go out
to a late They were going out to brunch at
eleven in San Diego and they couldn't get over how
every place was packed. Yeah, it's a Sunday, a beautiful
sun and it's brunch. Yeah, like yeah, it's wild that
they think. And my mom was and there were no reservations,
fuck anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We're trying to.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Make a reservation at Yeah, Like it was crazy, like
their thought process. So they I'm like, all right, and
then my wife and her mom are out of the house.
I come home from something I was doing Sunday morning
and all of our nursery stuff was still in Amazon boxes.
So I took everything out of the Amazon boxes, throw
all the boxes away, organize everything, and just kind of
(04:22):
had like an hour to kill. So I turn on
the TV. There's nothing on, no baseball yet, Potters weren't
onto one. Yankees were on the night game, so I
was like, I don't know what to do. So then
I start thinking, well, I had a sex stream the
night before, Oh about my wife. Totally about my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
For sure, wink, definitely definitely about your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
What you're talking about my wife? And yeah, it always is.
And I was like, you know what I told? I said,
I know, Hayley's out with her mom and with the
horse until way later.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I told my parents to call me when they were
done with brunch. So and it's only eleven fifty five,
so I'm good. Yeah right now. The thing of my
parents is they don't like to communicate. That's the problem.
Like one time they landed in San Diego and I
and I texted. They text me we just landed, and
I went, great, let me know when you're leaving and
(05:24):
here back for an hour and then the doorbell rang
and they're at our house. Oh, they do stuff like that.
And then I would say, why didn't you text me?
And my mom said when would I have time to.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
So then I said why can't dad text? And my
dad says, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Doing the directions. What it is?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
So weird a right, So That's what I'm dealing with.
But it's eleven fifty five, so there's no way anyone's
in black any time soon. No, So I get the
full thing going, the candles every now, I'm just gonna come.
I get candles. I get everything.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Uh no, baby, no freak off, no freak off, no
freak off.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He's into tropical freak.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yes, the dog.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The dogs are outside to do with them barking staring
at me? Well, I just wanted I just need to
do outside for a little while, some alone time. Cats
are gone. It's just me, It's just me and I.
You know, I may have searched something online.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know, I don't know if I need to be
specific here. What are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Him?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I found something online?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Wow, I didn't know your wife has so many pictures
and videos online.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I was looking at pictures of her stream from the
photo and hot and how beautiful she Okay, we're doing that.
So I was looking at the pictures from the baby
shower my wife, and and then Emily.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Okay, that's sisters. Well I know.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Guys like we don't need to do this. Guy's like
a sister. And I don't know what the hell I
was single a mile.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Rue to work in old Town.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
That's what fetish, you know, I need to say what
the Day of the Dead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Hey, and I didn't appreciate this morning when you told
me I looked like somebody from Coco.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You really did I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's on the show Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
It was really it was unfortunate win us that came.
Nobody's talking. It's a pattern, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, it's a big pattern. So you know, I start,
I'm looking at these pictures here we go, and I
start to get it going a little bit, and then
within a twenty seconds and my hands.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Are lubed up. And where are you?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm in the bedroom, okay, and where what is the situation?
Because uh, like, do we have to be fully undressed?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I am yes?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Okay you are.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I was going to shower after okay, so.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Fully undressed, pictures of your wife? Ready to go? There
you go, oconut oil on the red, some in your butt?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What you say that that happens when I can't finish?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Okay, you guys, am I bro that too much?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yes, because I'm the only guy that's like, listen, I'm
the only guy that ever sticks his finger in his ass. Okay, your.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You might be your own ass.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't do that, okay, all right, Liberai anyway, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
We're ready, we're nudi patuity.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
But you know you just can't finish.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Please stop.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So you'll get there. Young young Jamie. You get there, Judge.
I was embarrassed by when I was your age too.
So it's like we just start and I'm like, by
the way, met me and companion on the video, Hey
you mean my wife?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah? Yeah, you got laptop or use your phone?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Phone? All the pictures from my phone?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh of course.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And I don't have a laptop anyway. I have an iPad.
Oh okay, but so we all. I start getting it going,
and then within seconds the dogs start barking, and I'm like,
what the fuck are they barking at? So I'm thinking
it's a neighbor. And then I hear the doorbell ring
and I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And
then I hear.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Hello, who would that be?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
My dad? What a shocker. They don't fucking call, They
just show up, and it's crazy. And now I don't
know what to do because clearly they hear me, they
hear the dogs, and the doors open. So I'm like
trying fast to clean my hands off and get dressed,
(09:50):
and then I hear my dad, go.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Are you home? Have they come inside? The doors locked?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Okay, they don't have the coade, the doors locked, The
don have the coade and my dad screaming, are you home, Tyler?
Are you home? And I I so, I I go,
I put my shorts on and I run to that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Tell me in the shower or something.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, I'm actually doing laundry. And the laundry ended. So
I was like, hang on, I go rather than going
to let them in immediately because I feel like that
was too obvious that was going on. I go to
the laundry room and go, I'm in the laundry room.
Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
So then I throw the I throw. Then I go
answer the door with the basketball laundry to cover your
boner smart and then they come in. It was kind
of awkward for a second, and I go, why didn't
you guys call and let me know you're on your way?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
He goes, why I didn't call?
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Kids?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Shop? Yes, that's what most people will come over somewhere.
So did you ever get to.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Because my parents, I've been home. Then Haley and her
mom showed up and that's been it. Oh god, so
you're blue balling it right Wednesday?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh oh no, Well you do like that big load,
so you know you're building in
Speaker 4 (11:07):
A few weeks, it's gonna shoot across the room, Go
in your car,
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