August 26, 2025 • 6 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we found out some big news and knew that we just HAD to call Thor's wife Hayley and let her know
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We just got the biggest news in the history.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Of the world. World, World.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I am not putting this lightly. Wow, we're about to
talk about something else. And then Sky just got a
TMZ alert that is going to I kid you not
shut down the fucking world. This is as big as
it gets. We're about to drop a bomb on you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yet, completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, you're right, em, I'm looking up at the TV
right now. How they haven't broken into the stupid Today
Show right now? It's I mean, does TMZ record on
things that are.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's slowly leaking out there, like where's Dan Rather?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, who's the guy now? I don't know? Broke off?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Break news.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Let's me great, bring them all out, bring them all
out from the dead. She's dead. Oh my god, too much.
Cannot analy you guys, this is fucking crazy. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
There is one person that we need to alert of
this breaking news more than anybody on the planet. Can
we break the news to Thor's what?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm afraid she may go into labor, she may over
this deal. So as we break the news to Haley.
Let's call Haley and break the news to everybody at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Ship, and he's very fragile right now.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You can't do that freaking out generally freaking out?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You are?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You are?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I never seen you like this?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Did it work? Ringe? Haley? You're on the air. Well,
you're not on the air. You're on the podcast with everybody.
That's the air. It's the air that's their Hi, Haley,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I miss Haley.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I miss you too.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You're the best. Okay, enough bullshit. Let me tell you something, Haley.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We have the craziest news of all time to tell
you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
This is unbelievab. You may already know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I I hope you don't, because when I just found out,
I almost passed out. We had a we have a
TMZ alert that just broke and I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's I'm freaking out. Can you take a breath? Sky?
Tell Haley in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Haley and the world.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm here to let you know that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelcey have announced their engagement.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ye don't don't go into labor don't go in the labor.
Ok she's not going to go with the labor.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Taylor social post says, your English teacher and your gym
teacher are getting married.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Firework on.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And then whoa, and then a bunch of pictures of
them in some insane floral garden with him down on
one knee.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is bogged up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, I just opened Instagram. Get on their girls, Get on.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
There, Get on their girl. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look at those pictures?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
She did it?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
She did it?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, this is not funny. I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry
that I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Look what a beautiful proposal like, Look at all those flowers?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Did it? Did it?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So, Haley, you think she's pregnant.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, she's classier than that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Anything else.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Frets fired. Maybe I was twenty six and got knocked
up after three months. You don't want to your classes?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah all right, Haley, that was great. I'm so glad
we got to break that news to you. I know
you got to go, but we had that. We had
to tell you. What. We're so happy for everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Ind we are so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You say that the prophecy's meant change.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh the prophecy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Prophecy what prophecy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Are you talking about the song anyways?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh my god, it's a deep tailor joke.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is this the thirteenth? Wait? What day? Is this the
twenty six? Damn it? Thirteen plus thirteenth?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What half of twenty six thirty?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh my god, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
If you put two thirteen that quick? Well, I think
I thought her Travis for the years. Eddy, Eddy Heavy
calmed down. I feel like you're taking a leap there, Eddie.
(05:26):
I don't know she's pregnant with.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Twins, al right, it was just an engagement, Okay, coming, Okay,
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So is her new favorite number going to be twenty six?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think Travis had changed his number twenty six eighty seven?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wow, that was what she Yeah. Probably she was freaking
out because he was just like me. She's like, wow,
oh my god, Okay, okay, bye bye, Haley bye?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh more more.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
By what?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, we're freaking out. Wow. Wow? What are we going
to do with this information?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Know?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What should we do?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Should we alert someone?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I hope he has a terrible season?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Now, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
First, first Emily was called a whrror. Now this
We just got the biggest news in the history.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Of the world. World, World.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I am not putting this lightly. Wow, we're about to
talk about something else. And then Sky just got a
TMZ alert that is going to I kid you not
shut down the fucking world. This is as big as
it gets. We're about to drop a bomb on you.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet. It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yet, completely uncensored and uning filtered except for that part
the show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, you're right, em, I'm looking up at the TV
right now. How they haven't broken into the stupid Today
Show right now? It's I mean, does TMZ record on
things that are.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's slowly leaking out there, like where's Dan Rather?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, who's the guy now? I don't know? Broke off?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Break news.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Let's me great, bring them all out, bring them all
out from the dead. She's dead. Oh my god, too much.
Cannot analy you guys, this is fucking crazy. Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
There is one person that we need to alert of
this breaking news more than anybody on the planet. Can
we break the news to Thor's what?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm afraid she may go into labor, she may over
this deal. So as we break the news to Haley.
Let's call Haley and break the news to everybody at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Ship, and he's very fragile right now.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You can't do that freaking out generally freaking out?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You are?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
You are?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I never seen you like this?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Did it work? Ringe? Haley? You're on the air. Well,
you're not on the air. You're on the podcast with everybody.
That's the air. It's the air that's their Hi, Haley,
how are you?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Hi? Hi?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I miss Haley.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I miss you too.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You're the best. Okay, enough bullshit. Let me tell you something, Haley.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We have the craziest news of all time to tell
you right now.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
This is unbelievab. You may already know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I I hope you don't, because when I just found out,
I almost passed out. We had a we have a
TMZ alert that just broke and I cannot believe it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's I'm freaking out. Can you take a breath? Sky?
Tell Haley in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Haley and the world.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm here to let you know that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelcey have announced their engagement.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ye don't don't go into labor don't go in the labor.
Ok she's not going to go with the labor.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Taylor social post says, your English teacher and your gym
teacher are getting married.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Firework on.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And then whoa, and then a bunch of pictures of
them in some insane floral garden with him down on
one knee.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is bogged up.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, I just opened Instagram. Get on their girls, Get on.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
There, Get on their girl. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look at those pictures?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
She did it?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
She did it?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh, this is not funny. I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry
that I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Look what a beautiful proposal like, Look at all those flowers?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Did it? Did it?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So, Haley, you think she's pregnant.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
No, she's classier than that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Anything else.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Frets fired. Maybe I was twenty six and got knocked
up after three months. You don't want to your classes?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah all right, Haley, that was great. I'm so glad
we got to break that news to you. I know
you got to go, but we had that. We had
to tell you. What. We're so happy for everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Ind we are so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You say that the prophecy's meant change.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh the prophecy.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Prophecy what prophecy.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Are you talking about the song anyways?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh my god, it's a deep tailor joke.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Is this the thirteenth? Wait? What day? Is this the
twenty six? Damn it? Thirteen plus thirteenth?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What half of twenty six thirty?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh my god, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
If you put two thirteen that quick? Well, I think
I thought her Travis for the years. Eddy, Eddy Heavy
calmed down. I feel like you're taking a leap there, Eddie.
(05:26):
I don't know she's pregnant with.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Twins, al right, it was just an engagement, Okay, coming, Okay,
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So is her new favorite number going to be twenty six?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think Travis had changed his number twenty six eighty seven?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wow, that was what she Yeah. Probably she was freaking
out because he was just like me. She's like, wow,
oh my god, Okay, okay, bye bye, Haley bye?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh more more.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
By what?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, we're freaking out. Wow. Wow? What are we going
to do with this information?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Know?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What should we do?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Should we alert someone?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I hope he has a terrible season?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Now, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
First, first Emily was called a whrror. Now this
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