August 28, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about not only one but TWO times in the past month where he clearly forgot someone who he has met multiple times...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I've been making a little bit of a mistake recently,
and now I'm really embarrassed. But I was embarrassed by
at the first time this happened and actually happened in
front of you guys, And now it's happened again, and
I don't know what is wrong with me. Dude, it's
like crazy that this happened now twice. So something has
(00:20):
happened where I get a little confused with meeting someone.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's time for the podcast. Over a year, completely uncensored
and uncting filtered except for that party.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, men just setting in. I don't know what the
hell is going on with me. This is a nightmare
because this is very unlike me. You know me man
about people. I love meeting people. I love getting out there,
shaking hands, kissing babies. I loved I'm talking to people,
you know, it's sort of my thing. I go, I
walk into a room, everybody he's here. Great, That's how
(01:05):
that's how I roll. No big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, Ednie sometimes will have to give me like a
pep talk before we go to like, you know, mixers
and stuff. He'll be like Sky you'll be fine. You
know these people just talk to us.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You woul to go and sit by yourselves, and you
know you don't want to talk to anybody. Come on,
let's go, let's go talk to people.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Talk.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I don't know about Sky, but when I talk to people,
I could I do fine, But no, I agree, I
just work in the room.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Come on, let's go, and Sky does fine. To her
voice goes elevated a little bit, though, Yeah, talk to me.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Raise your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It is disturbing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, you don't need to.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm just saying people must be listening. How could it
get higher?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
How can does you get excited?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Only dogs can hear that's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Humans can hear me. But but it is that I'm
a little uncomfortable. It's not my vibe. But Eddiere is right.
Eddie's like work in the room when we go to
the man.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's how I roll. And so it's just sort of,
you know, then, something that I've always been okay with
and so uh usually I'm pretty also good with remembering
who you are and your names.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
That's one of my big problems.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's a big issue for you guys.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I can't remember any of the names or faces.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Eddie night one of Bachelor or Bachelorette can name every
fucking contestant that we've seen it on TV for literally
thirty gift.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I respond with everybody as instead of saying like, uh,
my name or anything, I'll be like, oh, good to
see you, because good to see you can mean anything,
and I don't want anyone to think that I already
met them, or I didn't meet them, or.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But then sometimes you'll get caught and be like, hey,
what's up you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I usually hey, what's up dude? Yeah, if you I'm
really thrown off. But what's up?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Man? I heard you do that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm really bad at this too. I'll do the nice
to meet you to somebody I've met like.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A zillion Eddie like I just see Eddie dog.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
And a recently, Yeah, never say nice to me.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And and I have, over the last year or so
googled face blindness a few times because I believe I'm
starting to suffer from it. They do say that prolonging
prolonged marijuana use can lead to face blindness.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Brad Pitt suffers from it blindness.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
It's also another form of dumbassness excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Can't remember name.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Guy just like me, So I can't remembers.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, so have I and I'm still doing them. So
in your face, who's done more?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Who's dumber? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, so this does happen. I'm pretty good at this
kind of stuff. But something happened when we were in
Austin that you guys were witnessed to. It was it
was humiliating myself. I felt so stupid. So we just
get off the the airplane and we in Austin, and
you know, we're happy to be there. So there's a
lot going on, you know. Then we're trying to figure
(04:06):
out where their uber pickup is because it was in
a wild place, like you had to take a tram
and it was bizarre.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
A certain colored pillar and it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It was their setup was wild, and so it was
a little confusing, and so we're kind of all, like,
you know, our own heads and spaces, trying to figure
all this out. When there was a guy that comes
up out of the blue and he yells at Eddie
and I turn around and I look and I recognized
the guy. I'm not face playing, I recognize the So
(04:42):
I see him. I recognize him. But immediately my brain
switched into who is this dude? And what my brain
told me was he's a p one obviously flying to
Austin on the same flight because we're all going out
at the same time, So he must have been on
our flight. Yeah, and so he's from San Diego p one. Oh, okay,
(05:05):
he must have. I must have met him at an
event or something like that, because I don't really know
his name, but I recognize the face and I know
I've seen this guy before. And so I'm like, Hey,
what's up, dude? You know, I don't know the name,
so I pull out what's up? Dude's smart but again
very friendly, Hey, Hey, what's up, dude? And this is
where I went wrong, and this was where the embarrassment lies.
(05:26):
I went, what are you doing here?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, he's I think he's a p one. Yeah, And
so my natural reaction of like, well, what are you
doing in Austin? Small world? Yeah, it's crazy, that's crazy,
You're on our flight, Like, what are you doing here?
That's crazy? Because this has happened to me, Like when
I fly to Orlando, they'll be listeners on the flight
in Orlando which is so crazy, and they'll be like, hey, Eddie,
what are you doing. I'll be like, dude, I'm going
(05:50):
to Disney World. Let me do That's happened multiple times,
so again.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
That would make sense because they're going to Disney World.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah. So again, my brain just immediately went dude was
on our flight and he's a listener and for so
he's going to Austin for some reason. So out of
my curiosity, what are you doing here? And he then
looks confused and he goes, well, I'm here for boot camp.
(06:17):
That's what our conference is called Morning Show boot Camp.
He goes, I'm here for boot camp. And then I recognize,
oh fuck, this isn't a listener, Like oh, I think,
oh god, this is another guy, another DJ that I've
met probably ten times at Morning Show boot Camp. Yes,
and so I know him. And then my brain goes, oh,
(06:40):
that's that dude shit and so I and now I
have to get out of it. Oh, of course you're
here for Morning Show boot Camp. But we go on
our flight and he goes, no, dude, I flew in
from where his hometown was, Phoenix or and I go, oh,
that's just weird. We came in at the same time.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You can't spend it all.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, he immediately changed.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh yeah, it was where's the red Pillar?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I've read too.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I think we got cocktails with him before.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh no, I hung out with the guy many times.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, I know, like every year.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know what the hell happened to me and
so so it was really embarrassing his whole demeanor change.
He now hates me, and so I don't blame him.
I get it. Oh yeah, I fucked up in the.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Uber ride on the way to the hotel. The amount
of times Eddie said that was fucking mortifying.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I can't believe it was all consumer It just happened.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
This kind of stuff doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's why you can say, you go, I don't do that.
You go you look at me, you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Go the mayor, I'm the mayor. Do that? So humiliated,
I'm like, okay, what a weird one off? That's that
can never happen again, Like, what's so stupid? Whatever? All right,
no big deal. So unfortunately, you guys, what this has
happened again? Oh my god, dude, what is wrong with me?
(07:58):
What is going on? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Big one recognized my autography.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, no, Uh So I was at the grocery store
this past weekend doing my normal grocery shopping, going up
and down the aisles, doing my thing. Yeah, I got
my coupons going ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Your hard card instead of just using your phone number
for the club card.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She's always over there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Card get my savings, bro. So I'm going down one
particular aisle. This guy, he's got an earbuddy in walking
with his phone, but he's grocery shopping, and he looks
at me. We make kind of quick eye contact, and
he goes, Eddie, what's up. And immediately he goes because
(08:49):
I've been recognized at this grocery store a few times
and meeting my brain goes off P one and and
I'm I go, hey, what's up, dude, And we just
kind of I keep walking because I mean, I'm in
the middle of shopping. I'm not really going to stop
that what's up dude? That's going And he sort of
(09:11):
kind of stops and gets kind of a weird look
on his face, but I'm I keep going, and that's it.
And then I see him. Now we're in that weird
time loop where he's going down one aisle and I'm
going down the other opposite direction the next aisle. We're
gonna do this again.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I'm surprised. And you said you don't recognize him, right,
or you just he's just no.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
What I do in that situation is if I see
a p one I always and they say oh thor
I go hey man, and then and then they and
we just stare at each other.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I'll go, how you doing, just.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
To just to do it, just because it's exactly what
I said, okay, and then you can't. But then you
kept walking stand around.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Blow a little bit, I slow a little bit. There's
so much cool, but it really.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Ain't the mayor bro. So now we're in that weird
time loop where we're go and we're passing each other,
and so I do the thing where we're like, I
can't do that, So I got to skip four. Irols
down and then I'll come back to whatever I gotta
get because I mean, this is getting uncomfortable, like it's
weird now, and I because I don't say anything the
next time I passed him, because like we've already made
(10:17):
our greetings, Like what am I going to say now?
Like oh, you're buying some frosted flakes. Sarah, that's weird, Like,
what am I going to do? This is crazy? Met No,
see no, no, I'm making weird. I'm not doing that.
So what do you do in your blood? Is it
the show's podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So I did. I did, And so whatever happened happened.
No big deal. Finished my shopping, got the fuck out
of there. No big deal. So last night was my
softball game. I have my I play softball every Wednesdays,
and so we had a couple of last minute guys
bail on us, cancel out, and so we have like
(10:58):
a roster of like I don't know five to seven
guys who we can call and say, hey, are you available?
Can you play? Even if it's the last minute, They'll
be like, yeah, sure I can play, coming on out. Well,
we did that with one particular guy who I probably
played with like maybe three four times over the years,
not very often, and I don't really know him very well, know,
you know, obviously I played with him, I know his name,
(11:20):
you know, but I'm not like buddies with him or
anything like that. Nothing. So we go we play our
softball game. Last night lost kind of was terrible, and
so game's over. The whole game happened, and you know whatever,
(11:40):
no conversation with this filling guy, nothing like that. H
of course I get anybody rides, I get fist pumped
to hey, what's up anybody? My good friends randoms always
that's me. I'm that guy and so did that when
he arrived. Hey what's up big, it's mo? Thanks playing
(12:01):
boom uh and then game's over whatever what usually happens.
It depends what time the games are. Uh, there's a
quick gather outside of the dugout where we kind of
great game or like I can't believe we lost, but
you know, quick talk and then all right, peace out,
we're out here. Well, we do our quick gather and
(12:22):
that's when this guy approaches me and he goes he goes, hey, man,
do you do you live in like the like La
mesa alcohol in area And I go, yeah, actually I'm
a memon alcohol. He goes, yeah, because you know I
saw you at the grocery store. And my he goes,
(12:43):
did you not recognize me?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh dude, he's blatantly.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You can't ask that, stop it no, and my fucking
face completely drops and I went ho.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Shit, that was you said it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I can't help you at this point.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
But the smart move is that he's leaning right into.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
It, as if like, no way, I didn't recognize you, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I can't. I can't play this off.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
But the way you're going about it is smart, okay,
rather than.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Being like, oh, oh my bad, no, you're like, oh
that was you, Like you're going over the top with it,
which I respect.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Dude, I had zero recollection of him when I saw
and then I'm looking at him and I'm like, fuck,
that was you. I go, Jude, I go, I'm sorry, man,
I go honestly, like I do. Meet p ones all
the time, and so sometimes I'm a pretty jo I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Pretty in San Diego. Eddie Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's not even close. No, Eddie, that guy fucking Dodger
fans Kim, he's a fucking Dodger fan. Fuck you, maul
of his stuff. Sorry, I got to take some issue, Okay,
Oh my god, that's right, that's right. You ask people
around San Diego who do you love more? Fucking guarantee
(14:06):
they'll say, fuck you, dude, fuck you. I've been here
twenty five fucking years. Raised I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
He left to do extra extras all time.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't give fuck. Wow, I'm better than Slater Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Maybe by the way, maybe a celebrity attitude that everyone no.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
No, no, no, come on, you know my ship don't stink.
I don't act like that. But I don't have like
seventy five kids. Okay, the hell we're saying, what are
you telling were talking about? Listen, you don't need to
come up with San Diego celebrity. I'm alright, Listen, I'm
a big deal here.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Okay, Eddie or Sam the cooking guy?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh fuck you go fuck yourself? What about dare you?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
How dare you wrote the Hippopotamus song I heard she
was from.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
He is a big deal. Yeah, but she's only popular
for two weeks at.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, yeah, no, come on, man.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So I do meet people a lot. I don't know
what the deal is. I run into pe ones all
the time. And again, I'm not saying I'm big.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Okay, okay, do this?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh come on again? She is unrecognized. She's very recognizable with.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
That hair, shirts like carrot top.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. Well, no, I don't know. There's some confusion. Who's
the homeless shi? Yeah? I have a sky ship. So
I tell him, I go, yeah, So I go, dude,
I'm sorry. I meet people all the time, and you know,
I didn't really make eye contact with you that long,
and so I didn't put two and two together, like, dude,
(15:46):
I'm so sorry. And he's like, oh, yeah, I don't worry
about it, no big deal. Whatever I could tell like
he he wanted to bring it up. Yeah, you know,
he wanted to point it out.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
It's kind of crazy with the whole game.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
And I thought that was pretty was like, dude, what
so this gotta stop? Like what is wrong with you?
Not everybody's a listener, Eddie, although I don't know, numbers
may say different.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay,
So I've been making a little bit of a mistake recently,
and now I'm really embarrassed. But I was embarrassed by
at the first time this happened and actually happened in
front of you guys, And now it's happened again, and
I don't know what is wrong with me. Dude, it's
like crazy that this happened now twice. So something has
(00:20):
happened where I get a little confused with meeting someone.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's time for the podcast. Over a year, completely uncensored
and uncting filtered except for that party.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Now, men just setting in. I don't know what the
hell is going on with me. This is a nightmare
because this is very unlike me. You know me man
about people. I love meeting people. I love getting out there,
shaking hands, kissing babies. I loved I'm talking to people,
you know, it's sort of my thing. I go, I
walk into a room, everybody he's here. Great, That's how
(01:05):
that's how I roll. No big deal.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, Ednie sometimes will have to give me like a
pep talk before we go to like, you know, mixers
and stuff. He'll be like Sky you'll be fine. You
know these people just talk to us.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You woul to go and sit by yourselves, and you
know you don't want to talk to anybody. Come on,
let's go, let's go talk to people.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Talk.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I don't know about Sky, but when I talk to people,
I could I do fine, But no, I agree, I
just work in the room.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know I don't.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Come on, let's go, and Sky does fine. To her
voice goes elevated a little bit, though, Yeah, talk to me.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Raise your voice.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It is disturbing.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, you don't need to.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm just saying people must be listening. How could it
get higher?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
How can does you get excited?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Only dogs can hear that's not crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Humans can hear me. But but it is that I'm
a little uncomfortable. It's not my vibe. But Eddiere is right.
Eddie's like work in the room when we go to
the man.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's how I roll. And so it's just sort of,
you know, then, something that I've always been okay with
and so uh usually I'm pretty also good with remembering
who you are and your names.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
That's one of my big problems.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's a big issue for you guys.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I can't remember any of the names or faces.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Eddie night one of Bachelor or Bachelorette can name every
fucking contestant that we've seen it on TV for literally
thirty gift.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I respond with everybody as instead of saying like, uh,
my name or anything, I'll be like, oh, good to
see you, because good to see you can mean anything,
and I don't want anyone to think that I already
met them, or I didn't meet them, or.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
But then sometimes you'll get caught and be like, hey,
what's up you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I usually hey, what's up dude? Yeah, if you I'm
really thrown off. But what's up?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Man? I heard you do that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm really bad at this too. I'll do the nice
to meet you to somebody I've met like.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
A zillion Eddie like I just see Eddie dog.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
And a recently, Yeah, never say nice to me.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And and I have, over the last year or so
googled face blindness a few times because I believe I'm
starting to suffer from it. They do say that prolonging
prolonged marijuana use can lead to face blindness.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Brad Pitt suffers from it blindness.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
It's also another form of dumbassness excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Can't remember name.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Guy just like me, So I can't remembers.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, so have I and I'm still doing them. So
in your face, who's done more?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Who's dumber? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, so this does happen. I'm pretty good at this
kind of stuff. But something happened when we were in
Austin that you guys were witnessed to. It was it
was humiliating myself. I felt so stupid. So we just
get off the the airplane and we in Austin, and
you know, we're happy to be there. So there's a
lot going on, you know. Then we're trying to figure
(04:06):
out where their uber pickup is because it was in
a wild place, like you had to take a tram
and it was bizarre.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
A certain colored pillar and it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It was their setup was wild, and so it was
a little confusing, and so we're kind of all, like,
you know, our own heads and spaces, trying to figure
all this out. When there was a guy that comes
up out of the blue and he yells at Eddie
and I turn around and I look and I recognized
the guy. I'm not face playing, I recognize the So
(04:42):
I see him. I recognize him. But immediately my brain
switched into who is this dude? And what my brain
told me was he's a p one obviously flying to
Austin on the same flight because we're all going out
at the same time, So he must have been on
our flight. Yeah, and so he's from San Diego p one. Oh, okay,
(05:05):
he must have. I must have met him at an
event or something like that, because I don't really know
his name, but I recognize the face and I know
I've seen this guy before. And so I'm like, Hey,
what's up, dude? You know, I don't know the name,
so I pull out what's up? Dude's smart but again
very friendly, Hey, Hey, what's up, dude? And this is
where I went wrong, and this was where the embarrassment lies.
(05:26):
I went, what are you doing here?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well, he's I think he's a p one. Yeah, And
so my natural reaction of like, well, what are you
doing in Austin? Small world? Yeah, it's crazy, that's crazy,
You're on our flight, Like, what are you doing here?
That's crazy? Because this has happened to me, Like when
I fly to Orlando, they'll be listeners on the flight
in Orlando which is so crazy, and they'll be like, hey, Eddie,
what are you doing. I'll be like, dude, I'm going
(05:50):
to Disney World. Let me do That's happened multiple times,
so again.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
That would make sense because they're going to Disney World.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah. So again, my brain just immediately went dude was
on our flight and he's a listener and for so
he's going to Austin for some reason. So out of
my curiosity, what are you doing here? And he then
looks confused and he goes, well, I'm here for boot camp.
(06:17):
That's what our conference is called Morning Show boot Camp.
He goes, I'm here for boot camp. And then I recognize,
oh fuck, this isn't a listener, Like oh, I think,
oh god, this is another guy, another DJ that I've
met probably ten times at Morning Show boot Camp. Yes,
and so I know him. And then my brain goes, oh,
(06:40):
that's that dude shit and so I and now I
have to get out of it. Oh, of course you're
here for Morning Show boot Camp. But we go on
our flight and he goes, no, dude, I flew in
from where his hometown was, Phoenix or and I go, oh,
that's just weird. We came in at the same time.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
You can't spend it all.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, he immediately changed.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh yeah, it was where's the red Pillar?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I've read too.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I think we got cocktails with him before.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh no, I hung out with the guy many times.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, I know, like every year.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know what the hell happened to me and
so so it was really embarrassing his whole demeanor change.
He now hates me, and so I don't blame him.
I get it. Oh yeah, I fucked up in the.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Uber ride on the way to the hotel. The amount
of times Eddie said that was fucking mortifying.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I can't believe it was all consumer It just happened.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
This kind of stuff doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
That's why you can say, you go, I don't do that.
You go you look at me, you.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Go the mayor, I'm the mayor. Do that? So humiliated,
I'm like, okay, what a weird one off? That's that
can never happen again, Like, what's so stupid? Whatever? All right,
no big deal. So unfortunately, you guys, what this has
happened again? Oh my god, dude, what is wrong with me?
(07:58):
What is going on? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Big one recognized my autography.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, no, Uh So I was at the grocery store
this past weekend doing my normal grocery shopping, going up
and down the aisles, doing my thing. Yeah, I got
my coupons going ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Your hard card instead of just using your phone number
for the club card.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She's always over there.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Card get my savings, bro. So I'm going down one
particular aisle. This guy, he's got an earbuddy in walking
with his phone, but he's grocery shopping, and he looks
at me. We make kind of quick eye contact, and
he goes, Eddie, what's up. And immediately he goes because
(08:49):
I've been recognized at this grocery store a few times
and meeting my brain goes off P one and and
I'm I go, hey, what's up, dude, And we just
kind of I keep walking because I mean, I'm in
the middle of shopping. I'm not really going to stop
that what's up dude? That's going And he sort of
(09:11):
kind of stops and gets kind of a weird look
on his face, but I'm I keep going, and that's it.
And then I see him. Now we're in that weird
time loop where he's going down one aisle and I'm
going down the other opposite direction the next aisle. We're
gonna do this again.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
I'm surprised. And you said you don't recognize him, right,
or you just he's just no.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
What I do in that situation is if I see
a p one I always and they say oh thor
I go hey man, and then and then they and
we just stare at each other.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
I'll go, how you doing, just.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
To just to do it, just because it's exactly what
I said, okay, and then you can't. But then you
kept walking stand around.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Blow a little bit, I slow a little bit. There's
so much cool, but it really.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Ain't the mayor bro. So now we're in that weird
time loop where we're go and we're passing each other,
and so I do the thing where we're like, I
can't do that, So I got to skip four. Irols
down and then I'll come back to whatever I gotta
get because I mean, this is getting uncomfortable, like it's
weird now, and I because I don't say anything the
next time I passed him, because like we've already made
(10:17):
our greetings, Like what am I going to say now?
Like oh, you're buying some frosted flakes. Sarah, that's weird, Like,
what am I going to do? This is crazy? Met No,
see no, no, I'm making weird. I'm not doing that.
So what do you do in your blood? Is it
the show's podcast?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, not doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So I did. I did, And so whatever happened happened.
No big deal. Finished my shopping, got the fuck out
of there. No big deal. So last night was my
softball game. I have my I play softball every Wednesdays,
and so we had a couple of last minute guys
bail on us, cancel out, and so we have like
(10:58):
a roster of like I don't know five to seven
guys who we can call and say, hey, are you available?
Can you play? Even if it's the last minute, They'll
be like, yeah, sure I can play, coming on out. Well,
we did that with one particular guy who I probably
played with like maybe three four times over the years,
not very often, and I don't really know him very well, know,
you know, obviously I played with him, I know his name,
(11:20):
you know, but I'm not like buddies with him or
anything like that. Nothing. So we go we play our
softball game. Last night lost kind of was terrible, and
so game's over. The whole game happened, and you know whatever,
(11:40):
no conversation with this filling guy, nothing like that. H
of course I get anybody rides, I get fist pumped
to hey, what's up anybody? My good friends randoms always
that's me. I'm that guy and so did that when
he arrived. Hey what's up big, it's mo? Thanks playing
(12:01):
boom uh and then game's over whatever what usually happens.
It depends what time the games are. Uh, there's a
quick gather outside of the dugout where we kind of
great game or like I can't believe we lost, but
you know, quick talk and then all right, peace out,
we're out here. Well, we do our quick gather and
(12:22):
that's when this guy approaches me and he goes he goes, hey, man,
do you do you live in like the like La
mesa alcohol in area And I go, yeah, actually I'm
a memon alcohol. He goes, yeah, because you know I
saw you at the grocery store. And my he goes,
(12:43):
did you not recognize me?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Oh dude, he's blatantly.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You can't ask that, stop it no, and my fucking
face completely drops and I went ho.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Shit, that was you said it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I can't help you at this point.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
But the smart move is that he's leaning right into.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
It, as if like, no way, I didn't recognize you, dude.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I can't. I can't play this off.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
But the way you're going about it is smart, okay,
rather than.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Being like, oh, oh my bad, no, you're like, oh
that was you, Like you're going over the top with it,
which I respect.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Dude, I had zero recollection of him when I saw
and then I'm looking at him and I'm like, fuck,
that was you. I go, Jude, I go, I'm sorry, man,
I go honestly, like I do. Meet p ones all
the time, and so sometimes I'm a pretty jo I'm.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Pretty in San Diego. Eddie Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's not even close. No, Eddie, that guy fucking Dodger
fans Kim, he's a fucking Dodger fan. Fuck you, maul
of his stuff. Sorry, I got to take some issue, Okay,
Oh my god, that's right, that's right. You ask people
around San Diego who do you love more? Fucking guarantee
(14:06):
they'll say, fuck you, dude, fuck you. I've been here
twenty five fucking years. Raised I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
He left to do extra extras all time.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't give fuck. Wow, I'm better than Slater Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Maybe by the way, maybe a celebrity attitude that everyone no.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
No, no, no, come on, you know my ship don't stink.
I don't act like that. But I don't have like
seventy five kids. Okay, the hell we're saying, what are
you telling were talking about? Listen, you don't need to
come up with San Diego celebrity. I'm alright, Listen, I'm
a big deal here.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Okay, Eddie or Sam the cooking guy?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh fuck you go fuck yourself? What about dare you?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
How dare you wrote the Hippopotamus song I heard she
was from.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
He is a big deal. Yeah, but she's only popular
for two weeks at.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yeah, yeah, no, come on, man.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So I do meet people a lot. I don't know
what the deal is. I run into pe ones all
the time. And again, I'm not saying I'm big.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Okay, okay, do this?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh come on again? She is unrecognized. She's very recognizable with.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
That hair, shirts like carrot top.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah. Well, no, I don't know. There's some confusion. Who's
the homeless shi? Yeah? I have a sky ship. So
I tell him, I go, yeah, So I go, dude,
I'm sorry. I meet people all the time, and you know,
I didn't really make eye contact with you that long,
and so I didn't put two and two together, like, dude,
(15:46):
I'm so sorry. And he's like, oh, yeah, I don't worry
about it, no big deal. Whatever I could tell like
he he wanted to bring it up. Yeah, you know,
he wanted to point it out.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
It's kind of crazy with the whole game.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
And I thought that was pretty was like, dude, what
so this gotta stop? Like what is wrong with you?
Not everybody's a listener, Eddie, although I don't know, numbers
may say different.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay,
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