August 29, 2025 • 16 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down the drama that happens when it comes to the going away party that happened today and the food that they had
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh man, well, all hell has just broken loose all
over a work going away party. Everybody has these, you know,
if you have an office type of a situation and
somebody's leaving, you get gotta have some sort of selfish
Normally there's a cake involved or some sort of thing
like that. Well, when I guess other foods are involved
(00:23):
and somebody asks somebody to do something for them, shit
hits the fan. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now, Oh boy, well, who knew this would get crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why can't we get anything normal?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Especially for some reason when it comes to food.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Crazy sharing, we can't do you know that that's well chronicled.
And then we take food very seriously, so you know,
but we have different levels and what types of food
we get interested in. And so this all started very
early this morning because it's our good friend Ted Garcia
over at Coco News. Who is today's last day? Oh Teddy, sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Teddy rip, Yeah, he's left.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh that's good. And so they decide, okay, well we're
gonna have a going away thing for Ted last show,
blah blah blah. Well, as I was coming to the
steward this morning, at five point thirty this morning, I
glanced in there into the Cogo news pit, and I
saw that there some people had already brought some dishes.
(01:48):
And I did see that amazing sight of a pink box.
And you get donuts, you know what happens. I get
a little crazy, little a little crazy. I love donuts,
and so.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't want to bring you down right now. But
have you ever had the thought that your donut love
is getting close to where you were at with your
slurpy love back in the day when you had to.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's too much, you take a break.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Luckily you're you. It could get there. But I think
I've learned that I can't go back to that kind
of a place. I mean, I was drinking slurpees almost daily,
which is fucking crazy, dark place. I have donuts now
every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So you're not going I'm not going to and one
after work.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, God, no, I've been. I've never gone to a
donuts just for me. No sleap it with it? Is
that doing that with surpe body ChIL.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I mean, I've seen you kiss donuts, So that's not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That is I'm not saying it isn't. But I don't
do that. I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have the same love Eddie has for donuts, I
have it for cheese whiz.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But I what very yes, I would.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I never heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I would unhinge my jaw and let it just go
and fly into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But I don't gross.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Cheese with fries. She's with steaks. I just don't. I
very rarely do it because I know how much I
love it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Did last night.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I know, I know I did last night. I know, okay,
it was good. I am, but I I always feel
awful the.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Next day, so we're high at first.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And then awful awful. I never feel that way about donum.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, I feel love.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I honestly could have had two two cheese steaks, but dude,
I finished finish one and my cheese fries with han
so I could have had another one, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So but I get the love.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean, so yeah, I temper it a little bit.
I mean, I don't want to be seven hundred pounds either,
all these crazy things. So uh, it's I don't want
to say rare because I probably have donuts more than
the average person. But it's not we's it's no, definitely no,
no no. So but if you if, if you bring
(04:06):
me a donut, I mean I'm fucking pumped. Yeah, And
so that did happen today. I see this box of
donuts in there and it's early. So I'm like, okay,
parties not started yet? Is I don't know what's going on?
Like is this for everybody? Or is this just confused? Confused?
He doesn't know. I don't know. I know Ted's on
(04:33):
the air too, So I'm like, I don't know what
the hell? What the hell is the hell's going on?
So Thorn had to get something off the printer, and
our printer is located in the Cogo news pit. So
I go, you know what, Thorn, let me go with you.
I'll go with you and make sure that you got
the stuff. I'm gonna shadow you a little bit. I've
never done spot you never you need a spotter spot.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I printed it and he goes, oh, you're going over there?
He did, Yeah, yeah, don't I usually do that?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Changes with Dona.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, it's to go over there.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know, I don't know. It's like, you know
what don't go with you. I go with you. I'm
gonna go see what's going on in the scene over here?
Like do we got banners up yet?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Streamers?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm ready to party for Ted. I'm ready to party
for Ted.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You're ready to party with that pig box?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Is what you're ready?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I may ask what's going on? So I walk over there?
H how do The setup is already insane because I
do see a full uncut watermelon sitting on giant watermelon.
That's a party starter.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why did you not cut that before you go?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't know? And is this a barbecue? What am
I missing here?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's a wild thing to bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Kind of an odd thing, like I missed the sign
up sheet A yeah, so maybe somebody got fruit and
they decided to just go full watermelon. Okay. I mean
it's not like we have cutting boards here, while I'm
probably does, but most people don't have like giant knives
and and a big ship.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
They should have hit the markedido until you want.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Really, you're there all the time. Why didn't you bring some.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No one asked, because I was just there the other day.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yet the watermelon gets message.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I know they're always cutting food.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You really are so that that was that through my
mouth A little bit watermelon? Okay, doing vodka? Yeah, you know,
it's crazy. I don't know. And so there's two people
that are working in there at the time, and so
thora's getting papers and making sure everything's going okay? What
getting the papers? A spatter standing a paper swatter?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But what do you making sure it's going okay? What
could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, I mean, you know how to.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They were already printed, but just taking a piece of
would you know where to get toner?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I'm there to ask okay, I'm here to help. SKay.
You don't know what a what a paper spotter is?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And so the two people that were in the in there,
you know what are they reporters? I don't even know
what they did. I mean one's a producer, I think.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And and so I go, oh, this is a great
celebration today for Ted. I'm so pumped, Like, what time
we getting going here? Guys? What's a And by the way,
this is five thirty in the morning. The parties start
to like ten and so, uh, you know, they say,
oh yeah, you know, yeah, you should go in there.
As soon as Ted's off going there and say I
don't Oh, no, no doubt. Obviously we're here for Ted. Yeah.
(07:29):
And then I turn around and I go, oh, I
didn't see Oh really?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh you're shocked by the You're playing this like you're shot.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Dont like you didn't see them already four times?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The Shah doors watching all this, by.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The way, Yeah, I'm just standing there holding the paper
and saying to myself, why is any.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And as soon as I go oh, there's donuts here, they,
of course, being the kind people that they are, go
oh take one. Do you want one? And I go, oh, well,
are you sure? Show? Are you? Are? We really?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Then and then this moment I'm like, oh he didn't
really want to see the papers.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You're very confused.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, well I'm just like offended.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, you got hurt a little bit. Once I saw
he had the paper. Fine, Sky, my job is done.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But I was about to tell you what I do next.
I was like, hey, now the papers, and I walked
back into the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh wow, you don't need help with that. You got
you got a kid. And so they made the offer.
And if you're going to make an offer.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It would be rude.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I had the day, so I got in Morning Doughnut,
which was delightful.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
And then did you go into Teddy's studio when it
is on airlight when I.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Unfortunately, I had to get back here to make sure
Thorn made it back in. Okay, you just said you
look confused. To be honest, I was more hurt than
he was hurt. So I can't can't leave my boy
hanging huh so and he was still on their so
I couldn't. I couldn't make it in.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh. Eddie was so happy to tell us.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You had six minutes and then he's gonna be off.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know what happens after that? We have our whole
meeting planned, all that stuff. I mean, there was just
too much going on, too much.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We were done by fat you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Are, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Your donut I got so. I was very happy about
all that, and then things got a little crazy afterwards.
So the party actually got going around nine, Yeah, because
they get off at nine. And for the.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Record, from five thirty till nine, we were on watermelon watch.
Anytime anyone left the room to see had it been cut.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Emily guaranteed that it wasn't going to get cut.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I did guarantee be cut? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And I don't disagree with you, because that's an insane
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Would you even go to you? Guys? Don't for me
to say that. I'm pretty fucking wild. I made a
poach take here like a couple of weeks. I know
it's crazy. I do weird shit. I would a lot
of scissors.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know cut well, I don't know, like we
have plastic forks. I don't know what are those paper choppers?
You know that they have? That's what I would go to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Its smart.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Sorry, So we were all on Watermeltain watch. We were one.
We had heard some rumors that there may be burritos
involved in this party celebration. I had not heard anything
about a cake, which was disappointing. So I just was
trying to figure all this stuff out. Yeah, well nine
o'clock rolls around, party, party gets rolled.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well we're on the air. We're already on the air,
and so we're like, all right, come on, let's wrap
this ship up so we can get over to the party,
get get to the potty, get the potty started. And
so as soon as we go to break Emily who
had been she gets famished. Emily needs to eat more
than any person I've ever met in the morning, Like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If I haven't eaten by like eight fifteen, like.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It did bad.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And also if Emily hears about food and once it's
in her brain, she can't do.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
If she hears about free food coming in she's she's
hungry and she's the mood double.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Pun Sky on Watermelon, Watch Sky on Watermelon, Watch Me
More Me on Watermelon. Watch also on double Time Brita
watch Double Top, Double Watch.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And I didn't really hear anything from four whether he
was going to tend or not. He was just kind
of laying low.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Sometimes.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I was at some point I wanted to go say
something to Ted because I actually do text. You are
the closest to Ted, and I like Ted as we
all do, but like I texted him from time to time,
so I was gonna go say something to him, but
I was I was up in the air about a.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Burrito because of the cheese steaks the.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Night Yeah, the cheese stas the night before shots cheese. Yes,
I wasn't doing shots, but but I did run into
eat dog.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Dog Emily.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Emily, you know my name starts with you, you you
big dog.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, I'm just clarify for the.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Audience everyone listening, Eddie's Bigami. Okay. So Emily was the
dogs out. Emily sent me haiming, go over there.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I don't think I stunded like that. I don't think
I saw it like that. I remember I just walked out.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And then I walk.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Over there and there's everyone's like singing him like happy
birthday or something.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's not it's not his birthday.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, guy and I were standing there.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I had a commercial coming up, so I couldn't leave
the studio. So the three of you d did leave.
Did they sing happy birthday to it?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They didn't sing any song.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
No.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
We were watching him open some goodbye gifts, and then
there was a.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There was a singing happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I had to go.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I had to come back to run the board, right
because I said my spot.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
So Emily, Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Suggest, don't forget to say what I said first?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Don't forget to say what I said first? I said,
those are oh ships, you hold off? Those are those
are full burritos. Those are full burrito.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You yelled exactly what, Oh ship brito?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Why would you ever say that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Because I Eddie.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Eddie, I'm confused.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I don't want because there wasn't very many, and I thought,
and I was like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
There's only four full burritos and there's like twenty people.
How is this going to work?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You would only bring four burritos.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The pan was half gone when by the time we got.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah, big Rich got in there, fat bastard. So I
don't know about that. All I know is that Emily said,
want to split one? And I she said, I'll grab burrito.
You want to split one?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And then I said, And then I said, oh, that'd
be great you because I know Emily.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She'll get in there. She doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
She'll walk right in front of Teddy and grab burrito
from him. It's going to party.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
She doesn't give a fuck what. So I said, I said, yeah,
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And so that's what you thought was gonna happen happening,
all right, that's not what happened. What ended up happening.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, mind you, this guy thought they were singing Happy Birthday,
so clearly he wasn't paying attention. I thought there was
full burritos there, and so I said, oh, Ship, they're
full britos. Do you want to split on since it's
a full burrito, I'll grab I'll grab one. I mean,
that's a lie. So I walk over to the to
the table, into the metal aluminum thing where the burritos were,
and I looked.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
What what's the tray? Once I got a closer look,
right up, right up close, there there are little half burritos.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So what you yell at? Why do you yell? Oh? Ship,
they're full burritos? And they weren't for I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Know, but I thought I saw somebody holding a full burrito.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I swear, But I did it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I mean I did.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I clearly I did it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But I did.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, So when I look in there.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Maybe they have full burritos, and then when she cut
her hand next to.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It, go yes, shot, how it happened? Up, I didn't.
I would never have said that, okay.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
So I get to said burritos and I go, oh,
Ship to myself, I'm thinking, oh, they're they're halves, and
so I go there's it's by There's still people all
over the place, and this is in the center of
the entire group. So I go, I can't grab their halves.
They're not a hole, So I'm not going to get
thor one anymore. I'm gonna just grab one for myself.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
But you may, but you she offered. She said something like,
but like it's crazy and she's your friends, so you
don't say to yourself, hey, I'm gonna grab this one
for thor like you don't mumble it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So everybody here.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I felt so uncomfortable that everybody was staring at me,
like nobody was you. And I said, I said, situation,
you need to take a breath, and told him he
needed to go grab one.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Year you came in here with your one breath. I did,
and you go, sorry, pro I can only get one.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I can only get one.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You over your friend.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They're not holes.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You kind of weren't sad about it. No, I wasn't
your she was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
About it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
If he made the offer and said, will grab, I
would have grabbed.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
That's kind of crazy to I would have one hundred
percent grab and you know it, You know I would
have grabbed.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I felt like that because I don't think he cares
how he looks.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
That's correct, he doesn't care. You're actually right, So you
probably have done that. I care too much and I
didn't want to look like a gluttonous asshole taking to well.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
If you would have said, oh, I'm grabbing this for thorn.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
We were still kind of talking about Ted and how
you do it, Emily.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
You grab one for yourself and then you go, oh
beep bop, let me get one for thorn.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And you grab it.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Please don't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Nobody needs.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is that what I should have
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You talking to friend, bad friend,
Oh man, well, all hell has just broken loose all
over a work going away party. Everybody has these, you know,
if you have an office type of a situation and
somebody's leaving, you get gotta have some sort of selfish
Normally there's a cake involved or some sort of thing
like that. Well, when I guess other foods are involved
(00:23):
and somebody asks somebody to do something for them, shit
hits the fan. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except
for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Now, Oh boy, well, who knew this would get crazy?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Why can't we get anything normal?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Especially for some reason when it comes to food.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Crazy sharing, we can't do you know that that's well chronicled.
And then we take food very seriously, so you know,
but we have different levels and what types of food
we get interested in. And so this all started very
early this morning because it's our good friend Ted Garcia
over at Coco News. Who is today's last day? Oh Teddy, sweet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Teddy rip, Yeah, he's left.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh that's good. And so they decide, okay, well we're
gonna have a going away thing for Ted last show,
blah blah blah. Well, as I was coming to the
steward this morning, at five point thirty this morning, I
glanced in there into the Cogo news pit, and I
saw that there some people had already brought some dishes.
(01:48):
And I did see that amazing sight of a pink box.
And you get donuts, you know what happens. I get
a little crazy, little a little crazy. I love donuts,
and so.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't want to bring you down right now. But
have you ever had the thought that your donut love
is getting close to where you were at with your
slurpy love back in the day when you had to.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's too much, you take a break.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Luckily you're you. It could get there. But I think
I've learned that I can't go back to that kind
of a place. I mean, I was drinking slurpees almost daily,
which is fucking crazy, dark place. I have donuts now
every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So you're not going I'm not going to and one
after work.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, God, no, I've been. I've never gone to a
donuts just for me. No sleap it with it? Is
that doing that with surpe body ChIL.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I mean, I've seen you kiss donuts, So that's not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That is I'm not saying it isn't. But I don't
do that. I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have the same love Eddie has for donuts, I
have it for cheese whiz.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But I what very yes, I would.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I never heard that.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I would unhinge my jaw and let it just go
and fly into my mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But I don't gross.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Cheese with fries. She's with steaks. I just don't. I
very rarely do it because I know how much I
love it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Did last night.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I know, I know I did last night. I know, okay,
it was good. I am, but I I always feel
awful the.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Next day, so we're high at first.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And then awful awful. I never feel that way about donum.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, I feel love.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I honestly could have had two two cheese steaks, but dude,
I finished finish one and my cheese fries with han
so I could have had another one, but I didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So but I get the love.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean, so yeah, I temper it a little bit.
I mean, I don't want to be seven hundred pounds either,
all these crazy things. So uh, it's I don't want
to say rare because I probably have donuts more than
the average person. But it's not we's it's no, definitely no,
no no. So but if you if, if you bring
(04:06):
me a donut, I mean I'm fucking pumped. Yeah, And
so that did happen today. I see this box of
donuts in there and it's early. So I'm like, okay,
parties not started yet? Is I don't know what's going on?
Like is this for everybody? Or is this just confused? Confused?
He doesn't know. I don't know. I know Ted's on
(04:33):
the air too, So I'm like, I don't know what
the hell? What the hell is the hell's going on?
So Thorn had to get something off the printer, and
our printer is located in the Cogo news pit. So
I go, you know what, Thorn, let me go with you.
I'll go with you and make sure that you got
the stuff. I'm gonna shadow you a little bit. I've
never done spot you never you need a spotter spot.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I printed it and he goes, oh, you're going over there?
He did, Yeah, yeah, don't I usually do that?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Changes with Dona.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, it's to go over there.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I don't know, I don't know. It's like, you know
what don't go with you. I go with you. I'm
gonna go see what's going on in the scene over here?
Like do we got banners up yet?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Streamers?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm ready to party for Ted. I'm ready to party
for Ted.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You're ready to party with that pig box?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Is what you're ready?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I may ask what's going on? So I walk over there?
H how do The setup is already insane because I
do see a full uncut watermelon sitting on giant watermelon.
That's a party starter.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why did you not cut that before you go?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't know? And is this a barbecue? What am
I missing here?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's a wild thing to bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Kind of an odd thing, like I missed the sign
up sheet A yeah, so maybe somebody got fruit and
they decided to just go full watermelon. Okay. I mean
it's not like we have cutting boards here, while I'm
probably does, but most people don't have like giant knives
and and a big ship.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
They should have hit the markedido until you want.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Really, you're there all the time. Why didn't you bring some.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No one asked, because I was just there the other day.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yet the watermelon gets message.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, I know they're always cutting food.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You really are so that that was that through my
mouth A little bit watermelon? Okay, doing vodka? Yeah, you know,
it's crazy. I don't know. And so there's two people
that are working in there at the time, and so
thora's getting papers and making sure everything's going okay? What
getting the papers? A spatter standing a paper swatter?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But what do you making sure it's going okay? What
could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, I mean, you know how to.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They were already printed, but just taking a piece of
would you know where to get toner?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I'm there to ask okay, I'm here to help. SKay.
You don't know what a what a paper spotter is?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And so the two people that were in the in there,
you know what are they reporters? I don't even know
what they did. I mean one's a producer, I think.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And and so I go, oh, this is a great
celebration today for Ted. I'm so pumped, Like, what time
we getting going here? Guys? What's a And by the way,
this is five thirty in the morning. The parties start
to like ten and so, uh, you know, they say,
oh yeah, you know, yeah, you should go in there.
As soon as Ted's off going there and say I
don't Oh, no, no doubt. Obviously we're here for Ted. Yeah.
(07:29):
And then I turn around and I go, oh, I
didn't see Oh really?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh you're shocked by the You're playing this like you're shot.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Dont like you didn't see them already four times?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
The Shah doors watching all this, by.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The way, Yeah, I'm just standing there holding the paper
and saying to myself, why is any.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And as soon as I go oh, there's donuts here, they,
of course, being the kind people that they are, go
oh take one. Do you want one? And I go, oh, well,
are you sure? Show? Are you? Are? We really?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Then and then this moment I'm like, oh he didn't
really want to see the papers.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You're very confused.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, well I'm just like offended.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah, you got hurt a little bit. Once I saw
he had the paper. Fine, Sky, my job is done.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
But I was about to tell you what I do next.
I was like, hey, now the papers, and I walked
back into the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh wow, you don't need help with that. You got
you got a kid. And so they made the offer.
And if you're going to make an offer.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It would be rude.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I had the day, so I got in Morning Doughnut,
which was delightful.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
And then did you go into Teddy's studio when it
is on airlight when I.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Unfortunately, I had to get back here to make sure
Thorn made it back in. Okay, you just said you
look confused. To be honest, I was more hurt than
he was hurt. So I can't can't leave my boy
hanging huh so and he was still on their so
I couldn't. I couldn't make it in.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh. Eddie was so happy to tell us.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
You had six minutes and then he's gonna be off.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You know what happens after that? We have our whole
meeting planned, all that stuff. I mean, there was just
too much going on, too much.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We were done by fat you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Are, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Your donut I got so. I was very happy about
all that, and then things got a little crazy afterwards.
So the party actually got going around nine, Yeah, because
they get off at nine. And for the.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Record, from five thirty till nine, we were on watermelon watch.
Anytime anyone left the room to see had it been cut.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Emily guaranteed that it wasn't going to get cut.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I did guarantee be cut? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And I don't disagree with you, because that's an insane
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Would you even go to you? Guys? Don't for me
to say that. I'm pretty fucking wild. I made a
poach take here like a couple of weeks. I know
it's crazy. I do weird shit. I would a lot
of scissors.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I don't know cut well, I don't know, like we
have plastic forks. I don't know what are those paper choppers?
You know that they have? That's what I would go to.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Its smart.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Sorry, So we were all on Watermeltain watch. We were one.
We had heard some rumors that there may be burritos
involved in this party celebration. I had not heard anything
about a cake, which was disappointing. So I just was
trying to figure all this stuff out. Yeah, well nine
o'clock rolls around, party, party gets rolled.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well we're on the air. We're already on the air,
and so we're like, all right, come on, let's wrap
this ship up so we can get over to the party,
get get to the potty, get the potty started. And
so as soon as we go to break Emily who
had been she gets famished. Emily needs to eat more
than any person I've ever met in the morning, Like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
If I haven't eaten by like eight fifteen, like.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It did bad.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
And also if Emily hears about food and once it's
in her brain, she can't do.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
If she hears about free food coming in she's she's
hungry and she's the mood double.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Pun Sky on Watermelon, Watch Sky on Watermelon, Watch Me
More Me on Watermelon. Watch also on double Time Brita
watch Double Top, Double Watch.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And I didn't really hear anything from four whether he
was going to tend or not. He was just kind
of laying low.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Sometimes.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I was at some point I wanted to go say
something to Ted because I actually do text. You are
the closest to Ted, and I like Ted as we
all do, but like I texted him from time to time,
so I was gonna go say something to him, but
I was I was up in the air about a.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Burrito because of the cheese steaks the.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Night Yeah, the cheese stas the night before shots cheese. Yes,
I wasn't doing shots, but but I did run into
eat dog.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Dog Emily.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Emily, you know my name starts with you, you you
big dog.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, I'm just clarify for the.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Audience everyone listening, Eddie's Bigami. Okay. So Emily was the
dogs out. Emily sent me haiming, go over there.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I don't think I stunded like that. I don't think
I saw it like that. I remember I just walked out.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And then I walk.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Over there and there's everyone's like singing him like happy
birthday or something.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
He's not it's not his birthday.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, guy and I were standing there.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I had a commercial coming up, so I couldn't leave
the studio. So the three of you d did leave.
Did they sing happy birthday to it?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They didn't sing any song.
Speaker 6 (12:48):
No.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
We were watching him open some goodbye gifts, and then
there was a.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
There was a singing happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I had to go.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
I had to come back to run the board, right
because I said my spot.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
So Emily, Emily.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Suggest, don't forget to say what I said first?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Don't forget to say what I said first? I said,
those are oh ships, you hold off? Those are those
are full burritos. Those are full burrito.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You yelled exactly what, Oh ship brito?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Why would you ever say that?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Because I Eddie.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Eddie, I'm confused.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I don't want because there wasn't very many, and I thought,
and I was like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
There's only four full burritos and there's like twenty people.
How is this going to work?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You would only bring four burritos.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The pan was half gone when by the time we got.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah, big Rich got in there, fat bastard. So I
don't know about that. All I know is that Emily said,
want to split one? And I she said, I'll grab burrito.
You want to split one?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
And then I said, And then I said, oh, that'd
be great you because I know Emily.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She'll get in there. She doesn't care.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
She'll walk right in front of Teddy and grab burrito
from him. It's going to party.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
She doesn't give a fuck what. So I said, I said, yeah,
that'd be great.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And so that's what you thought was gonna happen happening,
all right, that's not what happened. What ended up happening.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Well, mind you, this guy thought they were singing Happy Birthday,
so clearly he wasn't paying attention. I thought there was
full burritos there, and so I said, oh, Ship, they're
full britos. Do you want to split on since it's
a full burrito, I'll grab I'll grab one. I mean,
that's a lie. So I walk over to the to
the table, into the metal aluminum thing where the burritos were,
and I looked.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
What what's the tray? Once I got a closer look,
right up, right up close, there there are little half burritos.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So what you yell at? Why do you yell? Oh? Ship,
they're full burritos? And they weren't for I don't.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Know, but I thought I saw somebody holding a full burrito.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I swear, But I did it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I mean I did.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I clearly I did it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But I did.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, So when I look in there.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Maybe they have full burritos, and then when she cut
her hand next to.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It, go yes, shot, how it happened? Up, I didn't.
I would never have said that, okay.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
So I get to said burritos and I go, oh,
Ship to myself, I'm thinking, oh, they're they're halves, and
so I go there's it's by There's still people all
over the place, and this is in the center of
the entire group. So I go, I can't grab their halves.
They're not a hole, So I'm not going to get
thor one anymore. I'm gonna just grab one for myself.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
But you may, but you she offered. She said something like,
but like it's crazy and she's your friends, so you
don't say to yourself, hey, I'm gonna grab this one
for thor like you don't mumble it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
So everybody here.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
I felt so uncomfortable that everybody was staring at me,
like nobody was you. And I said, I said, situation,
you need to take a breath, and told him he
needed to go grab one.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Year you came in here with your one breath. I did,
and you go, sorry, pro I can only get one.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I can only get one.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You over your friend.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
They're not holes.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You kind of weren't sad about it. No, I wasn't
your she was.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
About it.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
If he made the offer and said, will grab, I
would have grabbed.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
That's kind of crazy to I would have one hundred
percent grab and you know it, You know I would
have grabbed.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I felt like that because I don't think he cares
how he looks.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
That's correct, he doesn't care. You're actually right, So you
probably have done that. I care too much and I
didn't want to look like a gluttonous asshole taking to well.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
If you would have said, oh, I'm grabbing this for thorn.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
We were still kind of talking about Ted and how
you do it, Emily.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
You grab one for yourself and then you go, oh
beep bop, let me get one for thorn.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And you grab it.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Please don't do that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Nobody needs.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Is that what I should have
Speaker 1 (16:39):
You talking to friend, bad friend,
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.