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August 4, 2025 13 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Thor tells us about a new friendship forming between his wife and a veterinarian. Of course he wants to take advantage of that situation but we try to talk him out of it
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, Thor is always looking for a come up.
You ever noticed that every everything the guy does, I
don't under It's not like he's destitute, you know, It's
not like he guy's poor, you know, But I mean
the guy's pinching pennies left and right, man.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And so if he can come up on a little
bit of an advantage anywhere, he won't take it. He's
gonna take it. We ain't done yet. It's time for
the one podcast over yet.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Completely uncensored and uncting, filtered except for that part. The
show's after show starts now.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
This one though, I mean, even for you, shame, shame, listen.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I feel like if you can, if you, it's all
about who you know in this world, So about who you.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Know you You, being a massive Seinfeld fan, probably remember
the episode when Jerry started dating a massage there and
he thought, you know, now that I'm dating a massage therapist,
I get a hookup that I'm gonna get messages. Well,
she never wanted to give massages when she was off
the talk, which she doesn't. She doesn't want to bring
the work home with it. This is what Sky always thinks.

(01:15):
Sky always thinks, I need to become best friends with
the massage therapists, thinking you're going to get massages like
whenever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, my massage therapist that I see once a month
mentioned something about renting our eighty and immediately in my head,
I'm like, oh my god, every day I'm coming home
from work.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
And I'm going to get a massage.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
She's going to set up a massage table in my backyard.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
And then maybe if you were letting your rent it
for free.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Right, which I was, that's not part of the plan.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, But like Eddie said, like I just feel like
if I could know a massage therapist personally, if I
could be in a relationship with one, whatever, that I
would give free massages. Well you know at a third
you know it, if it's a massage therapist.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You would consider I'm considering.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, but you're right, I know that's true.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Nobody wants to do their work after work, Like who
would want to do that?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
So I've had that thought before of like if I
married somebody who was a professional chef, how cool would that?
Or if they were even something like a dentist, like
can you imagine like you don't ever really have to
pay for dental stuff because you have you're married to
a dentist. Do you just get to go in and
have them do your dental work?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
The best friends a dental hygienist. So whenever I have
a tooth problem, I ask.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Her, you, I mean, but.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
She knows teeth. I mean, she's dent hygenetical.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
But I mean, how was she going to do for you?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
But she she could tell me if if if.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You think you think right now, like you've figured it out.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
If this is hilarious, no, I say, if this is
bothering me, should I come in or not? And sometimes
she'll say no, or she'll tell me get this or that,
I shall give me advice.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, that I get.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
But I'm saying, like an actual dentist who can like
do the work for you, that would be incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, but you know what I mean, I know that
something like that, or a massage therapist. I'm not getting
stuff for free, Like I'm still gonna have to pay
for it.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
If you're a dentist, can you work on your wife
or or husband for free? I would think so I.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Feel like, oh yeah, wife or husband. But as a friend,
they're not gonna do.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I didn't say friend, I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
My whole point was saying if I was married to somebody, like,
how cool would that be?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know what I mean? Friend is totally different my dentist.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
I was in there, I don't know a little while ago,
getting my cleaning, and one of his kids was in
and they were like, oh, his kids getting their six
months cleaning today too.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So to your point, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Think they get it for free the insurance company probably
and gets and get money for doing their possibly possibly.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, those those kind of things I've a I've always
wondered about, Like, you know, I mean, there's that cool.
I guess again, if I'm a chef, do I want
to come home and cook I've been cooking all day?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah? Do I want to come home and cook? Probably?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I feel like you do.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Though.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I see Richard online. He's always cooking for kids ins Instagram.
I know, but I don't feel like he's not cooking.
Why wouldn't you want to cook?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm gonna ask time. Do you ever have days where
you're like, I don't feel like cooking?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Order pizza?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, let's order out?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, I've had many thoughts about Thor and his brother
in law because his brother in law is a doctor
and is super cool and is happy to answer Thor's
question well, answers Thor's question and will even answer some
of our questions.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
My dad mainly.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Yeah, but I often wonder because dude works like a
forty eight hour shift or something crazy, like it's insane,
So I often wonder when he gets that text from Thor,
you know, if it's like the fourth text of the
day asking a personal medical question.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I don't use it like that, but your dad, you say,
your dad, my dad, But I don't. I talked to
him about other things, but I will. He's awesome, Well,
he will. He's nine percent of the time. He's always
super cool about it unless he doesn't know, and he
doesn't want to give you wrong information. So when it

(05:05):
came to my wife's pregnancy, she was having an issue
when we were in Florida, Keys last month, and he
didn't want to give us an answer because he kept
saying every woman is different. Yeah, So like stuff like
that will annoy him because he because he doesn't he
can't give you an answer, so he's like, so I
think he feels bad that he can't answer it. But
if it's like a thing of like you know, like

(05:27):
I don't know something my stomach or something, what do
you think this is? He'll he'll give you an in
depth answer.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Yeah, which is super nice and super cool. But again,
like the massage therapist off the clock, like the chef
off the clock.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
So my sister had the flu once and he brought
home IVS and hooked her up to an IV for
an IV drip.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Wild that's.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
But I know that that I've heard that that's happened.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
But that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, we don't really have a job like that.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like, you know what I mean, is any anything you're
going to come home and ask us to broadcast for them?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Asked to be on podcasts and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
But for some for you know, Yeah, you're again you're
you're missing the point of what we're going with here,
Like your wife doesn't ask you to be on a broadcast,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I would do it, but I mean, what would it
be for?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
What would it be for.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Now?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I guess it could be something like if she asked
you to host something like if she got involved in
some sort of charity things said hey, you would you
host this for it done? Yeah, so I guess you
could use our talents for something.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's very rare, like a YouTube scratch channel.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Nobody would do that.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, nobody would do that. I have people that ask
for like, hey, can you get zoo tickets? Or can
you get this concert? And I and sometimes and I'll
ask promotions and they'll say we have But sometimes they'll
come through with something and I'll give it to a
friend of mine or something. So that happens sometimes.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, that's not using our talents for anything. That's using
our connections for something. Yeah, it sucks, but yeah, so
it's interesting. So this guy is trying to get a
come up on something that is just wild tonight too far.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So my wife has become friends with a veterinarian, which
is the dream come true.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
I'm sorry, with just a veterinarian or your veterinarian, a veterinarian, okay,
so just just one that you guys, just.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
One that we know, and they they're finally they have
they've been trying to meet up and they're finally going
out to lunch today and I'm like, this is great,
this and this person is super nice, big fans of
her and uh my dog Watson. Ironically enough, it has
some issues lately eight.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Lately issues, but you always got issues.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
He has just been he's gottenber had that ACL surgery.
So his knee was a little swollen a couple of
days ago playing with Wilson a little too rough.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You can tell his he has swollen it.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
My wife could tell you mean you're getting in there
like your tail through the fur and like he's got
very thin fur, very thin. So and it was his
legs just looks a little swollen.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He can really till.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
So and then he and then he Also when he walks,
he kinds of walks. He's a long back. He's got
a little authritis going on, so he'll instead of walking
a straight line, he walks a little sideways. When his
back's bothering him.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, Thor moves his but when he walks a lot.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I got a giant ass.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
So it's also called the pelvic tilt that's on the others.
So so I've noticed it. And at night, uh, like
he has his medicine it's I profrag is called car
prope carprofrien and I forgot to give it to him
the other night and he was acting really skittish and
like paranoid. He hid in the closet. It was awful,

(08:51):
and I uh was wondering something was wrong with him.
I take him in because maybe just to make sure
that that he doesn't need more meds or something like that.
And my wife said no. And then I realized that
she's going out with this vet today for lunch. So
I said, obviously you can't just straight up ask the
vet because she won't do that. She refuses, which is
crazy to me. I'm why don't you just ask her?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Who cares?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
And she thinks it's crazy that I think that. I'm like,
why what does it matter that.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Your vet?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Does that? The does she take care of your dogs?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Sometimes sometimes? Sometimes not all the time though, because it's
like it's like a group of vet so she's a
part of this group. Okay, so sometimes she won't so
she knows Watson.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Okay, Now, did you say that they're like starting a
friendship or is this a long term friendship that's already existence.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
It's a starting friendship. This is the starting friendship.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
So starting friendship.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
You want her to launch the friendship by ask by
sending a text to ask, but you want her just
to blatantly ask.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
You said, I don't see why not? When she asked,
how are things going, you ask, I don't. I don't
think that that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
On the first friendship.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Someone something that she would think, you're you using me?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, because because because for free advice. I don't know,
because I feel like you know, when people ask me,
I don't know. I guess it's different, but but I
don't think so. So Haley wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
She won't do She's right.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
So then I said, well how about this?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oh god, oh no, just let it go.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I go because Haley gets annoyed to me when I
get when I get nervous about the dogs.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, yeah, you're you're a wildly hypochondria.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
But i'm also ninety rights. I knew someone someone was
wrong Oscar he's dead. I knew someone was wrong with Buster.
He's dead, okay. I knew something was wrong with Marshall.
He couldn't pee. I knew something was wrong with him.
She had a urine air tract infection. I knew something
was wrong with Watson's knee. He had an a clare.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You're you're naming all the things you were right or
have you ever been wrong?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Never?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Never, never wrong?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Your your dog one time was limping and you thought
it was going to die and it was turned out
to he stepped on a b or something.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
That was because Oscar was very dramatic.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Okay, yes, dogs can be dramatic.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
I had him seat buckled in because I was worried
he was gonna fall, and he was shaking every time
he looked at me.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I would be shaking to him if the dog was
seat belted in.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Dog every time he would be fine, and I'd look
at him and he'd look at me and then just
start shaking.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
He's putting it on. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I don't know who he got that from. Okay, So
I said, why don't you do this? When she asked, hey,
how's everything going, Just be like on one thors on
one rate lace recently and she'll say why and you'll
be like, oh, he's overly concerned about Watson and I
don't even see the big deal. And then she'll you

(11:42):
can Watson, what's wrong with Watson?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't think so, just.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
To get free advice, what's really going on? Don't you
take him in if you're that concerned, I.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Would I have to. If she's going out with a
vet to lunch.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Today, I feel like any buddy, who if you're a vet,
if you're a doctor, like anything that like kind of
has a little bit of power or knowledge, like maybe
you work in Hollywood and you have just made a
new friend. I believe those people say to themselves, if
I make it through this lunch and they don't bring
up something you know about my profession, like a question

(12:20):
or asking for free tickets, then that's a friend. But
if in this first meeting they, like if I were
to have lunch with somebody and the first lunch they
asked me to hook up tickets, I'm going to be like, oh,
this person doesn't want to be my friend, they just
want free tickets.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I've become multiple friends with people that listen to our show.
First I have two and and most of the time
we hang out for once and the first thing they
always asks, is Sky really like that.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
At the show? Telling them yes, which is always a disappointment.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, So will you become friends with a dermatologist and
then like take your shirt off and be like you.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Just more real quick? What do you think you're going
on with a third nipple.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I don't have a third nipple. It was a birthmark
that got removed.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Or like you know, friends with a doctor and whip
out that weird ball of yours. There you go.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I would love that
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