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September 10, 2025 • 12 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Emily stands her ground when it comes to taking home the leftover Rubio's even though Eddie's kitchen is currently out of commission
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had somebody reach out the other day and first
of all say that they think Emily's kind of a
monster that we talked about. And then they're concerned about
her and I friendship because we seem to get into
a lot of TIFFs. You do, and it seems like
it's been a lot lately. We don't. I was just
going to say how much I love her and now

(00:23):
she's one of my best friends and we literally were
just in Disneyland together. Yes, but this is this is
the way she acts like a braddy little sister. You
know that I got to put up with. Oh a lover,
but she makes me crazy, you know, she she is,
you know, quite selfish. Oh great? I mean, do you
want me to bring up the countless amount of times

(00:43):
that you've done things in here and in your life,
in your life? Do you want me to do that?
Do you want me to do that?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But you do have to acknowledge a big brother does
sometimes look for opportunities to excuse me.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I am an innocent victim here all of the tile,
all of the time. I do not do anything to
deserve her.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I see flames and spoke from me, do you yeah?
I sure do.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, we were just talking on the air about how
Rubio's very kind of them to drop off some food
for us. And we had like this whole taco plate
area that make your own taco bar going on over there.
And Emily literally shoved me out of the way as
I was making a plate. She knocked the plate out
of my hand and was just and kind of kicked

(01:32):
me while I was down in the ships happened. All
of these things happened. Well, now it is going to
a whole another level. We ain't done yet.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
It's time for the one podcast yet, completely uncensored and uncting,
filtered except for that.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Part shows after show starts. Now, I didn't exaggerate one word.
You didn't exaggerate. I didn't door saw it. He was
sitting right there.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
So now we're all lying.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Hey, let's just all lie.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Did you okay?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Can you move fast around you?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
And you didn't like it? I was moving fast around
you in your space. You didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That's not true. I literally was standing there and you
got in my whole way. And and if I wouldn't
have moved, my plate would have been everywhere. That is
a god's honest.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Then I would take the lit.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Your whole body pushed me out of the way in
the court. That's a fuck the fuck. You were acting
like a psycho.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I was moving fast.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Do you get excited about the food? Yes, of course
it were. You a little bit upset that we were
getting food before you because you had to do a commercial.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Can you admit felt the pressure on that there wasn't
going to be any left for me? But there's giant
plotters go worst case scenario, and so I'm like, holy fuck, Like,
oh I want to get in there.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
There's people who have two of us. I know, but
I'm not going to eat that much in the morning.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
But like I saw it on her face, like the concern,
and it's weird because there are no offense.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
There's people like.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
This my husband, Hey, my husband has some weird fucking
psycho things. That is if no like multiple but one
specifically in regards to this, if the plate, if the
food is done, and like the plate of food is
sitting there, but say like I'm still putting a pod
in the sink and my daughter hasn't come out of

(03:36):
her room yet, he like fucking comes out of his skin.
Not being able to take that first bite as soon
as it's reading my plate.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I have no problem waiting, it's just getting it. If
we're gonna, we're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
And I saw that same look in her face. It's
like a fucking shark with like blooded.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, she darted right after she's done.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I mean it was crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
The second she turned her mic off, like literally, she
couldn't get out of her seat fast enough, like her
rolling chair like flu so she could get to the food.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
It did fly. It did fly.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
One time. I remember there was a table out front
of our studio, which normally food is not doing out there,
but somebody.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Brought food for us.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I remember that the morons set up the food outside
of our studio. I don't remember anything, but I will
never forget watching like two Cogo people or something come
around the corner and fucking help themselves do our food studio.
There was so much, so much food, and I was
I couldn't. We were on the air and I couldn't
even pay attention what's going on?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
So the concern is there won't be enough left for you.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
I think she likes to share when like it's weird,
like she doesn't like to share, but she only likes
to share it when she's in control, you know what.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
She has to be first in line here, like if
she's not. Anytime food comes, she has to be the
one sets it up because she wants dibbs on everything,
and I.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Want to know what's what's in everything, what's going on.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I have a sister.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I have a sister, and if you split something, you
still have.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And if you're splitting something with Emily, she has to
be in control of the split plating of the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, it's just crazy. It's just crazy behavior.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
We yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
So, yeah, the whole scene was just out of control. Okay,
it is what it is. So I felt like I
was getting over it, even though I'm not. I've got
PTSD right now, you know, I mean I got the
shakes looking at her. Look at it so scary, scary.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
No one makes fast moves around Eddie or the food.
He's really generated.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah. So, uh, as everything was wrapping up, show was
wrapping up, I knew how this was going to go.
But I thought, because of the circumstance, she would be cool.
I'm wrong. She's never cool. She's never She's never.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Coolest person I've ever met.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Multiple that's very true.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'm a nice person.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Didn't say you were nice. You're just not cool. You're
not saying you are nice. You're just not cool.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
You're not cool, and you're not cool in high level situation.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You can't keep it.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
There's so many ways you're not cool.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
From cool Emily, we had a one second earthquake and
you couldn't.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
You were freaking out for hours after the earthquakes. But
if you were so cool, and so if you were
so cool.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
If you were, I mean, you were so cool, put
those giant things away.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Just block the camera.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
So right now I am in a situation where I
talked about this yesterday that there is a leak in
one of my walls, and yesterday they came out tore
up my whole house. I mean, it's it's a I
gotta take some pictures and show you guys. It's fucking crazy.
So they've completely blocked off my entire dining room. The

(07:10):
whole wall is gone, it's off already. And then on
the and then on the other side is my kitchen.
It shares a wall the dining room. In the kitchen,
there's a wall in between, and they tore that part
up too. Like the baseboards are all up and there's
like six giant you know those big blower fans and

(07:30):
when there's a flood, Yes, those are those are going
right now. It's awful, and so it is what it is.
But my kitchen right now is done, you know, until
I can until this whole situation is taken care of
and fixed, I can't really use my kitchen. So I
can't cook right now. And it sucks. You know, it's
not good. And so I thought, if I say this,

(07:53):
I know it's not gonna go over awhel. But she'll
understand the situation. She went through something similar when she
had her kitchen remodel, so she'll get it. I said, hey, listen,
we got a lot. We have a ton of leftovers
here of rubios. You didn't need to push me out
of the way. There's a lot of food over there.
There's a lot of leftovers over there. Yes, I said,

(08:13):
it would be really cool if I was able to
take this and feed my precious family to have some food.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Please, I'll tell you what, I'm totally okay with that.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Can I take the Can I take the leftovers and
feed my family because I can't cook tonight, Go for it.
The look of rage that came over Emily's.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Face honestly discussed Yes, like I think it was just confusion.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Because ninety nine percent of the time, Emily takes almost
all of the leftovers. I don't like leftovers, if I
can finish saying, I was going to say, because we
don't normally like the leftovers. Yeah, every once in a
while to be something, you know. I mean, if you
bring in fucking nuts, those are gonna be mine, obviously,

(09:03):
but you get most of the leftovers.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I would say you get aftovers. I would say you
get all the leftovers, but the donuts is the only
thing you.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Don't get, correct, And I don't know if nobody wants them.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I just don't think we want to work for.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
You come in here and you immediately you immediately make
it awkward.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do you guys?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Do you guys takes off raid.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, the boys, I love this.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I don't even care. I'll just take a little bit.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
And then you do like and then you pile up
like all this stuff all right, you're God. And then
you walk away and there's Jimmy and there's like there's
like ship left.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Jim wait ten pounds. But you can have the rest.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Jimmy, you make no money, but I want to take this.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
All facts. So that's normally what happens. So this one time,
I'm in a weird spot. Can I take these leftovers?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Was giving?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Man? I know, thank you. Wait this gal looks at
me like I'm the biggest piece of shot on the planet,
and it's like, wait, you're gonna You're gonna take them all.
Let me get You're gonna look on you're gonna take
them all.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I have that look you started like challenging.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You don't even like this?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Absolutely do well and I don't rub you guys, notice
that when me and four like so quick and like flippantly,
when yeah, of course, like I felt like she glared
at us like you fucking asshole, like we were supposed
to be a team, like fight you guys.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
He needs LEFTOVERI and I don't know what's the other idiot's.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
If you call this animals an idiot, that was too far.
Watson's an idiot, that's nobody would nobody would do that.
You need the idiot, sweet boy.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I love him very much.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Calling your old dog about Lucia, did I say anything
this is gone? That's crazy? Is too crazy to fail.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Person's gone too, that's crazy. Anyway, I'm taking these left overs.
I don't understand why this is that big of a deal.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I just didn't see it coming at you. You don't
normally take left but I'm in a weird not really,
I was looking at I don't think you're a shrimp guy.
So there's the cardiosa.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I have family.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Think the carnis was enough to feed a family of four.
My son loves carnios so I was I was going
to take make them talking when he gets home from school.
It's like his favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Thing was always.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
It's always his favorite favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
He loves them. I mean top five favorite foods, top five.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:59):
I heard I heard Jack Eddie's son loves shrimp and.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
It's his number one favorite, number one favorite thing. I've
heard that he will live on her that shrimp trip
and Cary talking about Yeah, I've never heard if I
brought this ship him. It's fucking Christmas morning really for Jack?

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Really?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah? Now, no turf kis Now what
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