September 1, 2023 • 11 mins
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(00:00):
Well, we know that Sky isa mistress. Is the hig into S
and M? Not really weird?She wears leather outfits, her husband calls
her mistress. These are facts,Sky, you like to inflict plane,
(00:20):
okay, and your husband in asexual gratification. I feel like this is
all mean fun. These are allagain I'm not saying anything that's false.
Okay, we well chronic wall chroniclesdid were you referred to as mistress one
time? Yes? Okay, sothen your mistress? Okay, no time
than I that's fair true, okay, can we not? Well, apparently
(00:41):
Sky, your situation is rubbing upon me a little bit because apparently I'm
now into S and M. Weain't done yet. It's time for completely
uncensured and uncting filtered except for thatpart the shows after shows starts. Now.
(01:07):
Yeah, but my situation of beinginto S and M now is a
little bit of a misunderstanding, andit's actually Emily and Thor's fault. Let's
be honest with you. Are talkingabout well, the other day, you
remember, we were talking about onlinereviews and how much we listen to them
and read them. And you're supposedto, you know, have a certain
(01:27):
amount of reviews and can you spotfake reviews? All that stuff? We
were talking about that on the show. Well, my very next purchase.
You guys got in there because youwere a psycho. You're the guy who
didn't care about reviews. You didn'teven know there were numbers of reviews like
listed. I've never really been burnedbefore anything I've ever bought was. It's
not like it's fallen apart right awayor anything like that, So I don't
(01:49):
I don't check reviews. This guy. I would buy something with like five
reviews, four stars. That's somethingyou might as well be buying it from
a third world country at that point, probably already. I don't know.
Ye, that stuff worked out foryou, But how'd you have looked your
views? You could have had somethingbetter. You didn't even know. Man,
whatever your whole live could be different. Look pretty good. Well,
(02:10):
you guys got in there. Congratulationsand now it's called kind of a ship
storm for me. Thanks very muchfor that. Uh so our fly swatter
broke recently? Oh oh you know, yeah, like the traditional we got
one of those electric ones. Itlike looks like a mini tennis. That's
(02:32):
always we have ours, always goingfor the fruit. I saw him.
I saw him. When I waslooking, I'm like, no, who
buys that ship? Yeah? Idid, And they kind of suck on.
Well, those don't work. Thosedon't sky, Those don't work for
the for the bigger flies. Thoseare for fruit flies because you can't.
You can't. You have to beable to slap it a real fly tennis
reckon. You can't get them withYou're saying you hang it. It doesn't
(02:53):
hang. No, it sits ina stand. You could. You could
take it out to get a fruitfly and a mosquito. I got a
big fly with it the other dayby Emily fly Thing. And when I
went over to a house with mywife, she was really excited to show
us and food fly. And thenwhenever a flute fruit fly, like when
I knew it, she'd be like, look look like she was, and
(03:15):
she was, and she was sohappy. They were dying. It makes
sense down it just sits in there. Did you just get it? No,
I've had it for like a yearshowing it off. That's weird because
it sits right there on our kitchencounter. Check it out. Check it
out a wife. I will cleanthem. Oh god, she makes Robert
eat them. Ye actually Robert makesread eat them. We would do it,
(03:38):
you won't. I don't have afruit fly problem. Okay, so
electric go on it. No,I didn't even consider that, school man.
I can handle it. My cattakes care of them. Both lies.
Yeah, Marshy will just follow itaround, eventually get it and then
play with it. Oh that's disturbing. Tokay, Well, I'm just a
(04:00):
fly swatter guy. Yeah, Iknow. I didn't break the fly swatter.
Apparently de Or did. I don'tknow how she broke it. I
really, here's fast. I cannotbe honest with you since I didn't see
it broken. I think she gotjust over the fly swatter and just threw
it away and wanted a new one, that's what. I don't know that
(04:24):
for a fact. But maybe didshe give it to Grahama Nancy? Maybe
No, I don't think so,not just not in this case. Uh.
And so she went to whatever itwas, like target or something to
get a new fly swatter. Didn'thave them, she said, she claims.
Again, did you ask anybody what'sgoing on in I don't know.
I mean that would be where Iwould or the CVS. Maybe I don't
(04:46):
know. What do you get aTarget, Target Walmart probably if yeah,
if you want a shitty one,yeah again, come on, bro read
the reviews. Man. So shecomes back and tells me I went hard,
couldn't find a fly swatter, andI go, I'll just order one.
You know, it's probably gonna bea one day thing. In twenty
four hours. It was from tomorrow. Yeah, it's not like we have
(05:09):
flies running around like Emily's house.You know, we're all right, you
know, I mean, if wehave an occasional fly, I'll get it.
So this was that day that thatmorning, we were talking about online
reviews. I go, well,I cannot get this is gonna really nilly
order a fly swatter? Thank you? Okay, these guys told me I
gotta get in there. You gottalook at the reviews. I gotta pick
out the best fly swatter. Soimmediately they came in. There was one
(05:31):
that came in like a three pack. Read the reviews, break easy.
We don't need that, we don'tneed that. That's what I was gonna
work. Photos of broken swatters onthere, and why would you need three
of them? You know what Imean? That that kind of cued me
include me in of like why wouldI ever need three fly swatters? Yeah?
Oh they break easy? How much? How much was it that three
(05:54):
pack? Was like, I don'tknow, seven bucks. Could you imagine
how fucking much of a loser youhave to be to take a picture of
the broken fly swatter and put thaton Amazona? So it's pretty crazy,
but thankful they did. I wishthey would. They usually go I wish
(06:16):
I could, I said, Iwish I could say, I like this
product death one star. Yeah,if there was anything less than a start,
that's what it would get. IMObviously I can't buy that. It
worked. So now I'm scrolling yeahuh to the different fly swatters, and
I see one that catches my eyeand I'm like, whoa, that's very
different. It was like all blackand it had sort of like a wire
(06:42):
handle to it. It was likevery extreme, it looked like and so
I click on that one. Lookat the reviews. It was like a
four point nine wow, talk ofthe line reviews. It was over two
hundreds something like that. I don'teven remember exactly, but it was a
lot. You got to get toa mean guys saying it's a fly swatter.
How many fucking people are reviewing flyswater. You know, I don't
(07:05):
know. If you're at a fourpoint nine, you have over a thousand
reviews. This is the greatest productevery well. See again, I don't
know. I thought it was.I thought it was an extreme amount for
a fly swatter. But I getin there and I'm actually reading the reviews,
and you know, they put Ithink they put the best ones up
first. I'm not really sure.Yeah, you got to go to the
section that says like five four threetwo and you can click like the I
(07:28):
clicking like three stars and see what'sreally going on. I couldn't find any
Yeah, these are this was like, oh, this ship change your life.
The speed of this dynamical. Reallythis thing is crazy shit. And
I go, oh my god,I've hit the jackpot here. I found
the greatest fly swatter of all time. Yeah, and guess how much it
(07:53):
costs? Shut up. Wow,that's that's a fucking deal. Ordered be
here the next day and next day, Yes, next day, prime,
prime member, thank you. SoI'll do it next day. And I
see I get home from work becauseyou have a package. Oh that's gotta
(08:15):
be the fly swatter. Wait,so get home, open it up.
Devira's in there and open it up, take out the fly swatter and say,
here you go, we got ournew fly swatter. Trying not to
break at this time. Actually youcan't. Those things unbreakable, so it's
fantastic. Yeah, And she goes, uh, what did you buy?
(08:37):
And I bought the greatest fly swatterof all time? She's like, no,
you didn't. What are you talkingabout? She goes, that is
an S and M whip what.I go, No, I mean I
looked up fly swatters on Amazon.It's a fly swatter. She goes,
why is it leather? It's leather. So the fly swatter that I bought
(09:01):
is the you know, big partwhere you swat the flies. Yeah,
is made out of leather. Andthey say, what's great about this is
that you could wash it, youcan clean it. It's speed is apparently
like the most lethal of all time. It works great, and it's made
out of leather. But Debrah seesthis thing and she fully believes it is
(09:26):
like a spanking toy and that's whatpeople buy it for. They're not actually
buying it when you look at thereviews. Was there a guy boo six
nine six nine? Did he leavea review, yes, he said,
he said, there are other waysto a picture of it. It's on
my blog if you want to seeit that what do you think, Well,
(09:48):
it does look like something you'd spanksomebody with. Well you could,
I guess anybody. Well Sky wouldknow, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So the handle on it isn't veryuh s and m oh she will again.
But the you want that to beleather to or like what's the handle
(10:09):
normally? Like, I don't knowanything. I would you like it if
it was black? I think,yeah, I think if it was black
metal. But the leather flappy partsflapper that that is a full on spanking
machine. But the machine, thespanking spanking machines that aren't fly swatters have
holes in them like that, Yeah, I got I don't know, but
(10:33):
I think a lot of things thatare supposed to go like that have holes
in it because like, but Idon't think spanking s and m twys have
holes in them, Like, wellthat's where you have bead. Yeah,
you really want to really want tobeat the ship out of an ass?
Wow, boot needs or anything witha hole in it. So I literally
(10:54):
had to bring it up on Amazonto prove to her that it is.
This is a fly swatter. Thisisn't. I didn't buy an S and
M toy like an idiot, Butdid you You know you haven't used it
on fly yet. Give it atry, give her a little no,
I hit her with it, Youhit it, turned around, and I
walked out. Maybe it can bethe way flippan. It looks like a
(11:15):
kill an eagle. But yeah,this thing to fucking things, just man.
I might leave a review.
Well, we know that Sky isa mistress. Is the hig into S
and M? Not really weird?She wears leather outfits, her husband calls
her mistress. These are facts,Sky, you like to inflict plane,
(00:20):
okay, and your husband in asexual gratification. I feel like this is
all mean fun. These are allagain I'm not saying anything that's false.
Okay, we well chronic wall chroniclesdid were you referred to as mistress one
time? Yes? Okay, sothen your mistress? Okay, no time
than I that's fair true, okay, can we not? Well, apparently
(00:41):
Sky, your situation is rubbing upon me a little bit because apparently I'm
now into S and M. Weain't done yet. It's time for completely
uncensured and uncting filtered except for thatpart the shows after shows starts. Now.
(01:07):
Yeah, but my situation of beinginto S and M now is a
little bit of a misunderstanding, andit's actually Emily and Thor's fault. Let's
be honest with you. Are talkingabout well, the other day, you
remember, we were talking about onlinereviews and how much we listen to them
and read them. And you're supposedto, you know, have a certain
(01:27):
amount of reviews and can you spotfake reviews? All that stuff? We
were talking about that on the show. Well, my very next purchase.
You guys got in there because youwere a psycho. You're the guy who
didn't care about reviews. You didn'teven know there were numbers of reviews like
listed. I've never really been burnedbefore anything I've ever bought was. It's
not like it's fallen apart right awayor anything like that, So I don't
(01:49):
I don't check reviews. This guy. I would buy something with like five
reviews, four stars. That's somethingyou might as well be buying it from
a third world country at that point, probably already. I don't know.
Ye, that stuff worked out foryou, But how'd you have looked your
views? You could have had somethingbetter. You didn't even know. Man,
whatever your whole live could be different. Look pretty good. Well,
(02:10):
you guys got in there. Congratulationsand now it's called kind of a ship
storm for me. Thanks very muchfor that. Uh so our fly swatter
broke recently? Oh oh you know, yeah, like the traditional we got
one of those electric ones. Itlike looks like a mini tennis. That's
(02:32):
always we have ours, always goingfor the fruit. I saw him.
I saw him. When I waslooking, I'm like, no, who
buys that ship? Yeah? Idid, And they kind of suck on.
Well, those don't work. Thosedon't sky, Those don't work for
the for the bigger flies. Thoseare for fruit flies because you can't.
You can't. You have to beable to slap it a real fly tennis
reckon. You can't get them withYou're saying you hang it. It doesn't
(02:53):
hang. No, it sits ina stand. You could. You could
take it out to get a fruitfly and a mosquito. I got a
big fly with it the other dayby Emily fly Thing. And when I
went over to a house with mywife, she was really excited to show
us and food fly. And thenwhenever a flute fruit fly, like when
I knew it, she'd be like, look look like she was, and
(03:15):
she was, and she was sohappy. They were dying. It makes
sense down it just sits in there. Did you just get it? No,
I've had it for like a yearshowing it off. That's weird because
it sits right there on our kitchencounter. Check it out. Check it
out a wife. I will cleanthem. Oh god, she makes Robert
eat them. Ye actually Robert makesread eat them. We would do it,
(03:38):
you won't. I don't have afruit fly problem. Okay, so
electric go on it. No,I didn't even consider that, school man.
I can handle it. My cattakes care of them. Both lies.
Yeah, Marshy will just follow itaround, eventually get it and then
play with it. Oh that's disturbing. Tokay, Well, I'm just a
(04:00):
fly swatter guy. Yeah, Iknow. I didn't break the fly swatter.
Apparently de Or did. I don'tknow how she broke it. I
really, here's fast. I cannotbe honest with you since I didn't see
it broken. I think she gotjust over the fly swatter and just threw
it away and wanted a new one, that's what. I don't know that
(04:24):
for a fact. But maybe didshe give it to Grahama Nancy? Maybe
No, I don't think so,not just not in this case. Uh.
And so she went to whatever itwas, like target or something to
get a new fly swatter. Didn'thave them, she said, she claims.
Again, did you ask anybody what'sgoing on in I don't know.
I mean that would be where Iwould or the CVS. Maybe I don't
(04:46):
know. What do you get aTarget, Target Walmart probably if yeah,
if you want a shitty one,yeah again, come on, bro read
the reviews. Man. So shecomes back and tells me I went hard,
couldn't find a fly swatter, andI go, I'll just order one.
You know, it's probably gonna bea one day thing. In twenty
four hours. It was from tomorrow. Yeah, it's not like we have
(05:09):
flies running around like Emily's house.You know, we're all right, you
know, I mean, if wehave an occasional fly, I'll get it.
So this was that day that thatmorning, we were talking about online
reviews. I go, well,I cannot get this is gonna really nilly
order a fly swatter? Thank you? Okay, these guys told me I
gotta get in there. You gottalook at the reviews. I gotta pick
out the best fly swatter. Soimmediately they came in. There was one
(05:31):
that came in like a three pack. Read the reviews, break easy.
We don't need that, we don'tneed that. That's what I was gonna
work. Photos of broken swatters onthere, and why would you need three
of them? You know what Imean? That that kind of cued me
include me in of like why wouldI ever need three fly swatters? Yeah?
Oh they break easy? How much? How much was it that three
(05:54):
pack? Was like, I don'tknow, seven bucks. Could you imagine
how fucking much of a loser youhave to be to take a picture of
the broken fly swatter and put thaton Amazona? So it's pretty crazy,
but thankful they did. I wishthey would. They usually go I wish
(06:16):
I could, I said, Iwish I could say, I like this
product death one star. Yeah,if there was anything less than a start,
that's what it would get. IMObviously I can't buy that. It
worked. So now I'm scrolling yeahuh to the different fly swatters, and
I see one that catches my eyeand I'm like, whoa, that's very
different. It was like all blackand it had sort of like a wire
(06:42):
handle to it. It was likevery extreme, it looked like and so
I click on that one. Lookat the reviews. It was like a
four point nine wow, talk ofthe line reviews. It was over two
hundreds something like that. I don'teven remember exactly, but it was a
lot. You got to get toa mean guys saying it's a fly swatter.
How many fucking people are reviewing flyswater. You know, I don't
(07:05):
know. If you're at a fourpoint nine, you have over a thousand
reviews. This is the greatest productevery well. See again, I don't
know. I thought it was.I thought it was an extreme amount for
a fly swatter. But I getin there and I'm actually reading the reviews,
and you know, they put Ithink they put the best ones up
first. I'm not really sure.Yeah, you got to go to the
section that says like five four threetwo and you can click like the I
(07:28):
clicking like three stars and see what'sreally going on. I couldn't find any
Yeah, these are this was like, oh, this ship change your life.
The speed of this dynamical. Reallythis thing is crazy shit. And
I go, oh my god,I've hit the jackpot here. I found
the greatest fly swatter of all time. Yeah, and guess how much it
(07:53):
costs? Shut up. Wow,that's that's a fucking deal. Ordered be
here the next day and next day, Yes, next day, prime,
prime member, thank you. SoI'll do it next day. And I
see I get home from work becauseyou have a package. Oh that's gotta
(08:15):
be the fly swatter. Wait,so get home, open it up.
Devira's in there and open it up, take out the fly swatter and say,
here you go, we got ournew fly swatter. Trying not to
break at this time. Actually youcan't. Those things unbreakable, so it's
fantastic. Yeah, And she goes, uh, what did you buy?
(08:37):
And I bought the greatest fly swatterof all time? She's like, no,
you didn't. What are you talkingabout? She goes, that is
an S and M whip what.I go, No, I mean I
looked up fly swatters on Amazon.It's a fly swatter. She goes,
why is it leather? It's leather. So the fly swatter that I bought
(09:01):
is the you know, big partwhere you swat the flies. Yeah,
is made out of leather. Andthey say, what's great about this is
that you could wash it, youcan clean it. It's speed is apparently
like the most lethal of all time. It works great, and it's made
out of leather. But Debrah seesthis thing and she fully believes it is
(09:26):
like a spanking toy and that's whatpeople buy it for. They're not actually
buying it when you look at thereviews. Was there a guy boo six
nine six nine? Did he leavea review, yes, he said,
he said, there are other waysto a picture of it. It's on
my blog if you want to seeit that what do you think, Well,
(09:48):
it does look like something you'd spanksomebody with. Well you could,
I guess anybody. Well Sky wouldknow, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So the handle on it isn't veryuh s and m oh she will again.
But the you want that to beleather to or like what's the handle
(10:09):
normally? Like, I don't knowanything. I would you like it if
it was black? I think,yeah, I think if it was black
metal. But the leather flappy partsflapper that that is a full on spanking
machine. But the machine, thespanking spanking machines that aren't fly swatters have
holes in them like that, Yeah, I got I don't know, but
(10:33):
I think a lot of things thatare supposed to go like that have holes
in it because like, but Idon't think spanking s and m twys have
holes in them, Like, wellthat's where you have bead. Yeah,
you really want to really want tobeat the ship out of an ass?
Wow, boot needs or anything witha hole in it. So I literally
(10:54):
had to bring it up on Amazonto prove to her that it is.
This is a fly swatter. Thisisn't. I didn't buy an S and
M toy like an idiot, Butdid you You know you haven't used it
on fly yet. Give it atry, give her a little no,
I hit her with it, Youhit it, turned around, and I
walked out. Maybe it can bethe way flippan. It looks like a
(11:15):
kill an eagle. But yeah,this thing to fucking things, just man.
I might leave a review.
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